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Where do I find below average women with ACTUAL depression, that might be willing to date me?
I'm just so damn lonely ;_;
WHY WON'T SHE JUST CUDDLE MY PROBLEMS AWAY??!?!?!
>>25139281
Stay the fuck away from them because they likely reek of tumblr.
>>25139308
I can feign interest.
I just want to hold hands and feed ducks at the lake.
>>25139281
being this foreign
Are you legitimately capable of loving a woman that has "experimented" sexually in the past?
no
next question please
As somewhat of a megacuck, it'd make her more attractive to me.
But maybe that's just lust, not love.
Have, will again. I don't feel insecure about girls' sexual pasts really. Not trying to seem better than other robots who do care about that, it's just never been something that I've dwelled on or really thought about.
I just like someone when I like them.
Ive been texting a 22 year old engaged ugly qt from plenty of fish. Wut do, she says shell go out on a date but brings up she cant cheat. I said well see where it goes, and she said okay. Wut do?
Tell her it's not cheating since she isn't married yet
It's just the rationalization a woman needs
Provoke her into physical contact with you and when she asks why you're touching her say she touched you first. #theredpill
Don't waste your time, op. I've been there. She'll choose him in the end.
What is your name ?
What are your favorite storyiers ?
>>25139210
Agent-smith here
add me senpai
bwg3789
>>25139210
>What are your favorite storyiers ?
dj khaled of course
Things that people do that set off your autism rage
> people telling me to do things as I'm already doing them
> people who complain about being extremely busy even though they don't like being idle
> people who play with their feet
> people who don't wash their hands
> people who burp more than twice in a given setting
The list could go on. REEEEEEEE
>people who say fuckboy
>platitudes (be the change you want to see, etc)
>any hair style with shaved sides. male or female. you're an asshole.
>>25139194
>people who burp more than twice in a given setting
So you've got like, a one "accident" burp allowance, or what?
>>25139194
>people that say or supposedly believe anything along the lines of "treat girls like princesses because that's what they are :^)"
>people that chew with their mouth open all the time
>kids that won't stop crying
>"just a prank bro haha"
The list really does go on, doesn't it?
>>25139856
Yes, I do. No one wants to hear you mouth fart 15 times because you decided you wanted 7UP.
Is there anything inherently wrong with casual sex?
>>25139179
Yes it results in single mothers and false rape claims and women being delusional enough to think that Chad will commit to them just because he was willing to fuck them. In a way it is the most harmful thing to society there is.
>>25139179
Nope. Not sure why we needed to have this thread again, but I don't think it's hard to work out tha
Yes. I'm not having any.
ITT: Post a picture of every girl you've fucked.
>>25139162
there you go, I lost my virginity to her too
Her dick was bigger than mine.
>>25139162
while this may seem like a bait thread at first glance, and would be in pre-neo/r9k/ the topics here will be discussed seriously and this thread will get over 300 posts
>/lit/ says STEM is a meme
>/sci/ says humanities are a meme
>mfw
Someone better give me some definitive answers and fast
>>25139159
Why the fuck are you going to college at all? Get a job, hippie.
humanities are a meme
>>25139159
They're both memes. The only degrees that aren't memes are the /biz/ ones.
Found this on leddit, what do you robots think?
>>25139102
I think you should fuck off back there
>>25139102
He is joking. No one is delusional enough to go for an 8 when they are a 4 unless they are a woman.
Looks like someone from TheRedPill. Those guys are so delusional. They can't embrace aloneness and get a waifu. Think they can mind fuck 10/10s into being with them. Or any woman.
>tfw no fat belly Filipina girlfriend.
>>25139099
is someone a mad little roastie over the Miss Universe winner?
>>25139128
No. I like big guts and I cannot lie.
>there are actually qt belly grills browsing /r9k/ right now, but too shy to post
What is your skin care routine, robots?
>>25139048
Beat me to it, you motherfucking fuck.
No one here takes care of their skin?
>>25139009
I have a couple of spots hear my hairline that are basically scabbing wounds. I am too inpatient every time to wait for the scab to fully form, so I just dig my nails into it, ignoring the pain. I then look at and eat the scab, feel the spot a couple of times, and repeat.
Because /lgbt/ is full of degenerates.
What's your story, Robots? I'll summarize mine, quickly:
>met person on /r9k/
>developed into great relationship, become boyfriends
>our plans to meet get ruined by my parents
>devastated, but try to move on
>he broke up with me in February of this year
And every day since then, there has not been one day I haven't thought of him, or that I have not missed him. I still love him. But I know he won't come back to me.
Do you think he's viewing this thread right now?
>>25139025
I don't know. Maybe. But truth be told, I believe he may have stopped browsing /r9k/ completely - and perhaps 4chan, as well - due to seeing my threads about him. Then again, perhaps he has never seen them, and he does indeed still browse here; or perhaps, he did see them in the past, but he filters/blocks them with an extension. God knows.
>had gay experience with friend years ago
>want to do it again but hes straight and has probably had partners since then
>too autistic to straight up ask him about this
what do i do la familia
pic not mine but pretty similar
What to do? I can't afford orthognathic surgery and major orthondatics for overjet and more fucked up teeth due to overcrowding.
FUCK THIS SHIT
parents neglected me as kid when easier procedures could have been done.
I'd just kill myself honestly.
Move to the UK. You won't be judged as hard there probably.
In all seriousness though, I'm sure your teeth give you some character. Mine are a bit like that too.
I live in a third world country and I can easily pay an orthognathic surgery, fucking spare, you wouldn't believe how much a good dental health can improve your pathetic life.
We live in a world where women have been released from the shackles of civility and are allowed to have sex with anything they please as many times as they want. Men with perfect genes are born every day and the women are welcome to have as many relations as possible with these hyperChads before being tossed aside.
Why even bother anymore? The world has fallen and it looks like things are only getting worse. The Supreme Gentleman was right.
Not if you are a Muslim.
>>25138870
>The world has fallen and it looks like things are only getting worse
You realize from an evolutionary standpoint things are getting better, right? There's no true moral 'right' or 'wrong', shit just happens and this is the way evolution raised humanity. We aren't meant to breed. It sucks yes but what the fuck can you do? Blame women for your genetic failures? Blame the universe familia.
Just drink, masturbate, play video games, eat fast food, whatever. Distract yourself from the obvious and you'll be ok. The singularity will be here soon anyway.
http://elitedaily.com/dating/not-cant-find-man-love-cant-find-man-love/956734/
Who /hates self/
I'm a shitty person and I'm the one fucking up everything I try so yeah I fucking hate me
If it were a contest I would win, fucking ruthless
I used to hate myself, I tried to kill myself 2 times because I blamed myself for some family problems
After years of hard work I've forgiven myself and everyone except one person, my brother, but someday I hope to be able to forgive him. It's worth it when you get to the other side of all this pain. I am a stronger, better person because of it
