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Why aren't you a truck driver yet?
>pays good money
>you get to see the world
>almost no normies
It's the perfect robot profession
>>25139847
the pay is shit and you die an early death from sitting all the time
>>25139881
why wpuld you want to live longer?
Truckers make shit money, what the fuck are you talking about?
>have to pay for your own gas
>body goes to shit from eating garbage at truck stops
>body goes to shit from sitting all day
>lot lizards will enter your truck and steal shit while you're away/sleeping
>if you have a family your wife will probably cheat/leave you
Robots, why don't you use tinder?
Every match you get is because they are attracted to the way you look, the foundation of any sexual relationship
They have no information on you, you can create yourself as who ever you like to be
Each message you receive should be a confidence boost showing she wants to converse more
All im saying is you sit at home in front of a screen anyway, why not use the oppertunity to play a game of life with real, beneficial rewards??
i never got one match, and i swiped yes for everybody
>>25139788
Most people don't even use it too meet anyone. I was naive enough to try to use it to find someone I could actually connect with.
I got a fair amount of matches and quite a few phone numbers, facebook adds, etc.
Many of them agreed to meet with me, to go out to various places.
All of them bailed at the last minute. Every single one. A variety of excuses were made.
It might be something I was doing wrong, but I don't think your average girl would give me her number if I came off as creepy. I think a lot of women particularly use Tinder as a means to validate their image of themselves rather than to actually meet people.
That being said, I have a friend who's pretty successful with Tinder, but he shoots REALLY low and likes fat girls.
1. i dont want to be outed as a desperate tinder loser
2. i dont think id actually want to spend time with anyone who actually uses tinder
Are there shills who are paid to post things here about hating yourself and giving up?
>>25139732
I really doubt it. I don't see the return on investment in shitposts.
>>25139749
Who knows what makes people money anymore.
What does it matter for anyway, whether it is true or not? Life is not worth it.
)^:
How do I make myself sleep /r9k/
Drink a fifth of whiskey
>>25139690
If I Knew, I wouldn't be posting in this thread.
Just fucking reply to me
Mental illness is just a meme.
People with schizophrenia or bipolar are just different from everyone else and they shouldn't be on medication for that. The only reason you get things like violence and suicide from mental illness is because the pharmaceutical industry treats "being different" as a disease, something that's wrong with the brain. The truth is there is nothing wrong with so-called "mental illnesses". People are depressed because they see the world in a negative way, which is a valid viewpoint from their experiences. If you talk to a manic person, you'll see that their ideas are quite logical and what they're feeling is increased insight and spirituality, we would call such people saints/prophets/shamans in another time.
If you don't believe me, why did "mental illness" not exist until the fall of the Catholic Church's influence in Europe? It's all about power, keeping control over those who fall out of line and can't live the "correct" life of wagecuckdom and consumerist slavery.
I speak this from experience. I was told I had schizophrenia and had to be hospitalized for many months. They gave me neuroleptics which basically lobotomized me and took away my personhood. Truth is, there's nothing wrong with the things I hallucinate or the ideas I get, they just make me different from everyone else. Once I accepted that, all the negative parts of my condition became positive and I was able to turn my special abilities into art and music.
>>25139593
You obviously haven't seen a bad case of schizophrenia. They simply can't function.
>>25139637
Opened the thread to literally write that. There is the spectrum, and then there are the real deals.
>>25139637
I have met many, they are all on anti-psychotics that fry their brain.
>tfw my only friend's girlfriend of two years just confessed her love to me
what the fuck do I do /r9k/?
>couple years ago, really depressed
>eating alone at some shitty fast food when this cute girl sits next to me with her tray
>5'8 pale skinned native american girl, big perky tits and quite slim
>leans into me, sniffs my shoulder and tells me i smell like pine trees
>blushes, giggles, then asks me if I come here often, then laughs
>kind of stunned, never had a grill approach me before (typical khv)
>"n-no i have to maintain my physique"
>flex my tiny skeleton wrists, she laughs again
>can't tell if mirin' or mocking me. something about her seems familiar
>pipe up "actually I come here way too often, the food makes me want to die but it's so cheap"
>she responds "tell me about it, im here like three times a week because I never want to cook at home" then continues with "you look like you could order another burger or two though" and we both laugh
>end up chatting long after our food is done, find out we go to the same school (both recognized each other as loners)
>have a lot in common, same humor, both don't like people, poor, been homeless, shitty under appreciative family, etc.
>she tells me how she never approaches random people, i tell her how i almost never open up to strangers
>she says "well maybe we crossed paths today for a reason" and smiles at me
>suddenly looks at her phone and swears
>"shit! it's getting late anon, my dad's gonna kill me! I gotta go!"
>pulls me up, throws her arms around my neck and almost falls off of me
>hug her tighter to stop her from falling, and lower her to the floor
>get a huge chubby from her tits against my chest
>her hair is really frazzled and she's blushing again, bouncing slightly enough to make her tits jiggle, making me harder
>she blushes deeper and after a couple of awkward seconds says "hey! um! you should give me your number anon! it was great talking to you today!"
1/?
nigga like u expect me to read this shit like nigga haha this the fucking bible
tl;dr
>heart is pumping, realize how cute and energetic she is
>fumble for my phone, hands can't get into my pocket because I'm kind of excited
>she giggles and says "here!"
>jams her fucking hand right into my pant pocket right next to my throbbing dick
>while she's doing this, says "girls get no pockets and guys' hands are too big for theirs, what a world right?" and pulls out my phone
>it's an old flip phone, she doubles over laughing at it
>"old school, I like it! you're such a goof anon"
>takes my number down, gives me another tight hug, starts running down the street
>shouts "I won't forget to text you!" over her shoulder
>we hit it off well, end up becoming good friends, bitching about our families and the world, talking about life, seeing movies, going for adventures in the woods and going out to eat together over the next couple of months
>pretty much the only person I talk to for almost a year
>one day as we wait for the train, she tells me I mean a lot to her, and our friendship has helped her get through a lot of shit
>shows me scars on her arm and tells me she hasn't even thought about hurting herself since she met me
>runs her hand down the underside of my forearm, tells me she knew i hurt myself too, could tell I've cut myself since the day we met, could tell its the type of cut that burns for days
>buries her face into my chest and starts crying
>tells me she's here for me no matter what happens, that she will do whatever she can to make me feel the same way I made her
>don't really know what to say, just put my arms around her and tell her im grateful beyond words to have her in my life
>her train comes, but she just shakes her head and says "lets wait. i just want to be here right now"
>train leaves, another comes through, but she's fallen asleep
>thinking about how this person kind of just popped up into my life and nearly turned things around
2/?
>feel really conflicted about her, she's such a great person and I love her, but at the same time I'm afraid of losing her
>she wakes up eventually, scorns me for letting her sleep through two trains, then sighs and says she loved the nap anyways so it's alright
>i feel so confused about being friends or trying to take things further that i never do anything
>couple months later, introduce her to my only other friend
>he's a great guy and has always had my back, think it'd be great to hook him up with a girl
>they end up dating within weeks
>she takes his virginity
>they spend a lot of time together, we keep in touch but I end up drifting off from them
>over the next 2 years, they stay together through thick and thin, I see them every week or two but we don't talk as often
>haven't seen her in nearly half a year when she calls me suddenly
>tells me how she's been crying a lot thinking of me and misses me a lot
>asks to meet up with me, without my friend/her boyfriend for once, which is unusual
>we meet at the fast food we first met at
>she's looking so much more beautiful than ever, had gained some healthy weight to her legs and tits, looked taller too
>tells me how she fell for me ever since that day almost 3 years ago, how much she liked me
>tells me she hadn't had a happier time in her life, even since she started dating my friend
>goes kind of quiet, playing with her hands
3/4
>need a break from my vidya session so I go take a shit
>Write down some bullshit to make a thread on r9k while on the toilet
>It's a thinly veiled bait thread
>>>25132725
>Anyone with an IQ over 80 should see that this is just bait
>Check hours later if someone actually responded
>the thread has 180+ replies
Fucking tip top kek you people are easier triggered than tumblr
Also I gave some of you pathetic shits a boner or something while I was shitting out of my fat fucking NEET ass lmao
1. If you are one of the faggots actually asking me to be your girlfriend, you are the most pathetic shits in existence desu. Especially the guy who posted his mail adress
2. If you posted in the thread to hate on me, chill the fuck down. Stop responding so much to these threads. Your attention is all the power "fembots" have. So stop giving them that.
PS: Please enjoy my masterful paint skills
>>25139541
Ehh.
Good job, I guess?
Some one have that gold star thingie that says "you tried" on it? Give it to OP.
>>25139541
Nice one OP.
Fucking genius
i replied to the thread because i saw someone brought up ps4. i'm not used to having console discussions on /r9k/, so thanks OP
>tfw you will never be on the other end of this table
But I will be face-down in her end, as soon as they leave.
>>25139538
Why would I be even remotely attracted to some slut with dyed blonde hair with half her boobs popping out of her slutty t-shirt? Why would I be attracted to some vapid white girl who's ego is as a big as someone who think's they're a god? Gross.
>>25139631
>dyed hair
>what are dark natural roots
Has anyone managed to make friends or get gf from /r9k/?
Do we still have contact threads, regional meetups, and zee maps? Or does all that shit go on in offshot skype groups now.
I met a few people from here before like 1-2 years ago, had an alright time hanging out, but I guess I'm too boring, socially autistic, socially lazy, or all of the above because even though we mutually expressed interest in getting together again, never met up with people more than a few times.
I heard some girl met up with a robot and he pushed her dwn and almost raped her
Kek
>meeting up with anyone on /r9k/ with no prior communication
>expecting it to be fun
I had a boyfriend from /r9k/.
I loved him, and I still do. I miss him every single day, and in the eleven months since he left, all I've wanted is for him to come back to me.
>>25139636
I met up with a couple of blokes from r9k
it actually was fun but that's because they weren't autistic virgins
Weed just makes the act of thinking so much more awesome. You can feel making decisions, and mental hangups untangling.
It just helps me be less of a sperg and sometimes clean the house. And it gives me an appetite but not the full blown munchies. It just makes me want to eat.
>>>/cancer/
get outta here
bro imagine that being your entire life and not having to smoke weed to get there
quads in the first 10 replies and I an hero before Christmas
>>25139492
rollingRAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE ORIGINIOLLY
basically attention seeking cause quads are unlikely as fuck
Do it in front of your mom and dad lol
Guys I just turned 29, I decided this year I will get my own apartment so I can buy a fursuit.
I can't wait
>>25139478
>so I can buy a fursuit
Which kind? I hope it's not something like a wolf or a fox. There's way to many of those.
Try thinking outside of the box and get a weevil suit or maybe a hook worm.
A hook worm suit should be easy to make on your own too.
Pic related. It's a hook worm.
>>25139478
I got my own apartment and started living out without any help at 18 years of age. Where have you been all of your life?
>>25139663
Supporting my mother financially
What are your daily struggles r9k?
Mine are
>dealing with an opiate addiction
>selling drugs and being looked down on by society
Being self-aware
>my cat is always really hungry and I have to feed him wet food like 12+ times a day
is this normal?
my other cat isn't like this
also I'm an addict too OP but I wouldn't call that a struggle, in my case
I don't care if you sell drugs but opiate addicts are usually scum. Not gonna make assumptions about you OP though because I'm trying, really trying hard not to hate the drugs themselves.
Holy shit guys, can you actually believe there are women out there with breasts SMALLER than C?
Ahahahaha
>>25139307
/g cup/ checking in. Shit gives me back pain, not cute tbqh.
>>25139340
Not trying to be offensive but are they fat-tits or tit-tits? Important nuance.
>J cup GF
her back always hurts but feelsgoodman
So then the wagecuck tells me he has to get to bed to be up early in the morning...
...and its only 10pm!
Hahaha! You've gotta be kidding! How can you call yourself a man when your life is totally dictated by your boss like that?
>>25139287
Jokes on you this time, parasite.
On paid vacation all week.
Made plans to eat breakfast with my NEET friend.
So then morning comes and he was nowhere to be found.
Turns out he could not wake up on time due to staying up till 4am shitposting on an anime image board!
