ITT: We make a list of robot-core entertainment (music, movies, vidya, tv, etc)
Starting with a top-tier robot album
This album might as well be called:
>I Am A Robot And Browse /R9K/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqI5fAlv5E
14-17 right, How close am I?
I don't quite think it's a robot album per say, but it's about drugs, mania, and mental illness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xBr7MfmqSw
What are you having for dinner, r9k?
pic related is mine
>ketchup
>on steak
Oh the age old bait.
Nothing fancy. Some homemade pizza.
>just enjoying a hamburger
>tfw my best friend died yesterday
>we were friends for 9 years
>he was the only one who liked me and was always there to cheer me
>towards the end he couldn't even get upstairs by himself and I had to help him.
>night before his death he just came up to my bed and laid down next to me and I hugged him
>doctor said he's ill and going through a lot of pain so we decided to put him...
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>>25135585
suck shit
>>25135585
I'm so sorry anon, I know that feel. My dog died this year too, he was 7 years old.
>>25135615
>he tries this hard to get attention
>on an uzbeki cartoon board
>women like sex
>rape is sex
>women don't like rape
Explain this retardation
>hurr durr u wudnt like a dick in ur ass durr
False analogy retard. I don't like a dick in my ass ever, whereas women selectively like dick in their vag in this case. The correct analogy is comparing me forcibly getting my dick in a vag, which I would very much like.
>consent
r u am retard or dum
>>25135543
They like sex, but they don't want it from you.
>people like to eat things
>poop is a thing
>people don't like to eat poop
Guys I just turned 29, I decided this year I will get my own apartment so I can buy a fursuit.
Much excitement.
>>25135530
Good for you, I moved out when I was 19
>>25135530
>so I can buy a fursuit
Kill yourself you filthy fucking degenerate. I don't even care that this thread is bait.
>>25135530
you need to fucking die
>Wageslaving away so the government can take $300+ of my money away
FML
okay they'll give it back to you but you have to return all the fresh air you breath, you are not allowed to use roads, or have access to electricity or medicine if you need it and certainly not plumbing or fresh water.
Go live in the dessert and you can have your 300 dollars back
>>25135577
>eturn all the fresh air you breath,
The government owns the air?
>>25135520
You are paying way too much if you're in America. Guarantee you that you qualify for more deductibles than you're getting.
I made a brief set of life tips for robots/cyborgs. I'm a failed normie who was avoidant for a few years. Now a cyborg and slowly becoming more social and less of a loser through self improvement - this is a list of things I have learned. I hope to help people make some positive changes with this. Let me know if you guys have any questions.
DELETE THIS THIS INSTANT
>>25135529
Why would I do that familia?
>>25135563
WE DON'T WANT TO GET BETTER
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE
>Finally got a date with someone off tinder
>Said I would pick her up from work
>we are supposed to see Star Wars
I don't even know what to talk about. My life consists of vidya and anime porn.
>>25135396
>we are supposed to see Star Wars
Doomed to failure.
>>25135396
Talk about, her...
Just, ask her intimate questions, what she believes in, and just agree, let her ramble about subjects, saving the Wales and shit.
You're fucked. Enjoy awkward silence, I hope she likes spaghetti
What are your hobbies? I feel like I have none. I just play hearthstone and watch youtube videos and browse this and reddit. I need something new.
I started trying to draw again, but I stopped again.
I do nothing all day but browse here and playLoL.
I really need to die.
>>25135413
I bought a guitar and got really into it...for maybe two weeks. I just have no motivation to do anything, which is weird because I don't enjoy doing nothing all day.
>playing guitar
>reading literature
>studying physics, philosophy, religion, and mathematics
>doing edgy occult practices (puts me in these weird states where I can float outside my body or have my whole spine light up with electricity)
>drawing and doodling
>writing in my notebook
>cooking
>tfw even if you got a girlfriend, she most likely has had several sexual partners before you and will probably give you an sti
Probably true but this becomes an issue depending on your age.
I'm a lvl 24 wizard in training, and at this point it's absurd that I've never even kissed a girl. It's something a lot of us have missed out on, and we missed out on it, not the rest of the people.
When and if we get a gf or even someone to fuck it would be expected and normal for them to have had a few partners previously. It's what normal and stable people do and have been doing for thousands of years.
What can we even complain about, anon?
that we don't give the STI's?
>>25135461
you're not missing out on much. Circumsized nonvirgin here, i'd rather jack off than fuck.
>tfw if you date a girl with more than a few sexual partners, she's probably had bigger than you
>tfw you will never, ever fill her how he did, and can never go as deep in her as he did
I'm giving up on women.
>you tried your best
>he nibbled her breast
>you reached for the sky
>he came on her thigh
>you gave it a shot
>he fucked her a lot
>you hear all her troubles and losts
>she fucks chad thundercock raw
>tfw bf is leaving for a week
Just fuck off. If you're a guy who's shitposting or a girl, nobody wants to hear it.
>>/b/
time call chad :^O!
Cucumber wrapped in Saran wrap.
Tell us about what recent events have caused or enhanced your depressive state
>failed first year of preparatory classes in France, have to start all over, all the sleepless nights and skipped meals were for nothing
>grandfather died right after we reunited
>clumsiness and reasoning abilities been getting worse every day, I can't do a single thing without fucking up at this point
>>25135186
kanye keeps it g and the rest gon fade the fuck away
>I GOT MY PISTOL ON MY SIDE AND YOU KNOW ITS ON LOCK
>THATS AN AUTOMATIC EVERYTIME I STEP OUT ON THE BLOCK
>IF A NIGGA DIDNT KNOW ITS TIME TO TAKE HIM TO CLASS
>TO GET HIM A FRONT SEAT AND GET A BULLET IN YA ASS
>try to lose weight
>continually order food in
Every time I finish I tell myself I won't do that anymore, here I am.
>>25135304
I'm in the same situation
If your body just needs a lot of food, compensate by exercising
I've been running everyday for a couple months (admittely not on purpose at first, I'm just constantly late for everything) and it's been doing good stuff for me
G-L-O-G-A-N-G
Tendies, we get plenty
Mommys, we get plenty
Wage cucks can't come near we
I do not give one cucks, two cucks
Red cucks, blue cucks, yellow cucks
I'm about my chicken tendies
Everytime i'm with a neet I hesr, REEE REEE REEE REEE
meme down, where you from, pepe?
All I do is, REE, REE, REE
no matter what
Got anger in my heart
Call all fem posters sluts
Cuz I everytime I go on 4chan
male posters are calleds cu-cks
and they get mad
>tfw finally force myself to quit smoking weed everyday
Everything is just more boring, even less motivation now. How do you sober fags do it?
remember that you use to like things sober and stop being a boring "lul weed let's smoke guyz" kind of person
>>25135021
We dont get additcted in the first place
>>25135021
You get used to it and the suicidal thoughts just become part of the backdrop of life.