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Had a appointment with a female psychiatrist today. I flat out told that bitch that psychology is a bullshit science which only exists to confirm pre-conceived suspicions of people with mental illness. Ended up with her threatening to put me under a psychiatric treatment order. I asked "are you threatening me?" and she said "no" and then I said "are you sure, because it sounds like you're threatening me". I asked for a different psychiatrist at the end, preferably a male.
I hate all those involved with the mental health industry, they truly disgust me. They are vulture Jews of the highest order and in 100 years people will be laughing that such a field of "science" ever existed.
HAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're an opinionated idiot. Fuck off.
Why did you go to a psychiatrist, in the first place? They're all money-grubbing little worms, and their field a complete pseudo-science on par with the Concave Earth theory or the hard water phenomenon, 'you ask me... But you seem to think the same too. So why'd you go?
>>25136573
I was put into a mental health unit against my will. I have an obligation to get an olanzapine injection once a month as well as going to a psychiatrist to be "assessed". If I fail to meet these obligations, they have the right to put me back into the mental hospital.
>hey anon do ya mind giving me a hand putting this applesauce in my pussy?
I always see this thread and I never get what it's about.
How did its inception even come about?
I would stuff you if you know what I mean
>>25136497
I think it's supposed to be like one of those threads where the girl says something that robots have probably heard before but it's something that's so bizarre it will likely never happen to you
What things about you make you wonder if you have a mental illness of some kind?
>Practically emotionless, always been like that
>Monotone voice, always called a robot
>Little empathy
>Socially retarded
If I knock my head against a wall and close my eyes really hard I can see a woman who talks to me and tells me to do things so I can be with her one day.
Crippling social retardation is all.
Feels good that I don't have any edgy mental illnesses.
i cant feel my emotions at the right times even at my own fathers funeral i couldnt cry but at trivial things i feed crippling sadness, why do i feel this way.
It has come to my attention that /r9k/ has suffered an inexplainable surge of the so far absolute dumbest type of manchild, who seem to be attempting to "raid" threads with sages, and audibly so, under the pretense that saging a thread is like downvoting it.
This is /b/ as we know it.
What can possibly explain the sudden appearance of these people?
In a sudden turn of events, I have already found the answer. The manchildren simply have their hands tied behinds their back, and knowing full well that they can't report the things they don't like (as they don't break any rules), they simply resort to the next best things.
First, they try rabid shitposting, which they simply get banned for. This hasn't worked out for them.
And now, they try saging a thread to death without actually knowing sage doesn't do anything, because it's the closest thing to rebellion they can utilize without getting banned.
Simply put; this board's changes are to stay, and the angry manchildren aren't going to able to do anything about it.
What a world we live in where we may witness /r9k/ changing for the better.
>>25136223
>>25136669
uh, ok?sage'd btw
>>25136223
This Shit honestly should be saged. Oy vey!
Who else here is so autistic they can't actually drive so instead resort to pushing their car around even when it's not broken?
man that was really dumb
Why don't you just leave your car at home OP? You could just walk to your destination, you don't look more normal if you take your car with you.
>>25136210
knew i wasn't the only one
Are you getting your boyfriend/girlfriend one of these for Christmas?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/spacegrunge/10-pepe-the-frog-gifts-for-your-meme-obsessed-frie-80ld
what the fuck
WHAT
WAIT I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED HAHAHA
>let's just accept pepe is dead
>pepe earrings
>pepe mug
>pepe shoes
>pepe Christmas tree ornament
>pepe heart necklace
>pepe phone case
>pepe guy necklace
>pepe vote-style button
>pepe T-shirt
>pepe painting
Merry Christmas, /r9k/.
NOOOOOOOOOO AUUUHHGGGGGGG FUCKING NORMIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXkTSVtAYqA
is this not the most beautiful thing ever?
That song is so horrible.
>Mfw my ghetto trash single mother career woman aunt was trying to get her 2 year old daughter to dance to it
>Daughter slapped the phone out of her hands
>>25136081
Since you're still in high school i have a question for you, are kids still into the whole "hypebeast' thing with the nikes and the kid n play early 90s style of dress?
>>25136081
This made me physically sick
Who /foreveralone virgin/ here?
I've accepted my destiny. Have you?
>>25135992
Lol sure thing whitey. How do you fail life on easy mode. The only way things could be easier is if you were a woman. Get the fuck of my board failed normie.
I never really cared to begin with
>>25136096
Whites are a minority and are being targeted.
Easy mode is black male/muslim
I'm glad you white fucks are dying.
>all whites have blond hair and have a germanic phenotype
Those whites are the most hideous, and will die since their women like Mehmet and Tyrone and the men like Ling Chu.
I'm so glad. I hate those fucks.
>WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!
What?
>Global white population decreasing
>World is going to shit and just keeps getting worse
Hmmm...
>he's a Republican
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally being cuckolded by the rich and powerful if you're voting Republican. Can you explain why?
A DESOLATE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
>he believes he has any political agency
Looks like you fell for the democracy meme.
Because when they pull muh welfare the NEETs pick up some of the cucking or they starve
Who here literally finds no pleasure or enjoyment in anything anymore?
you probably
>>25135945
me.
>feel like an empty shell all day long, plenty of things to do but none i enjoy
>wonder what itd be like to have a gf
>to have someone to try for
>dont find your happiness through another person! xDDD embrace le lonliness xD
>>25136061
Thank you for sharing. This thread wasn't a complete waste then.
why is /r9k/ such shit tonight
why is it that now, when i've finally given up on women for some time, more of them come off as interested and flirty? they're much more attentive and affectionate today and have been the ones contacting me (phone, facebook, in person, &c). a complete 180 from a few years ago, where no matter how i tried to approach them, i would get ignored after every single attempt. what the fuck, women?
Not sure, the same thing has happened to me in the past and I fucking hate it. I just ignore them all now.
Happened to me as well, senpai.
Think of it from a normies point of view, you are 'beeing yourself' by not caring any more and just fiddling with your own devices. You don't show women interest they crave and they start to believe you hold no value in them, and people in general want to prove this wrong so they will try to do so.
They need to have their ego stroked, and the more you resist the more you want it for the delay and suspension just brings up the value of this ego stroking for them.
The women which show interest in you in this manner are the ones you should put in the trash, senpai.
Yeah, it's a trick. If you go back to caring, they'll stomp on you. It's like a test, you stop giving a fuck, whores notice it and say "hey I will bully this faggot ironically and maybe he'll become my orbiter". Just keep ignoring women if you care about yourself.
>guy writes out greentext
>someone replies with a greentext with the same events but the OP depicted in a less positive manner
>>25135855
>guy writes out greentext
>OP complains like a big baby bitch that he wasnt given special snowflake treatment
>guy writes greentext
>anon writes same story told from someone elses point of view, usually an inanimate object
>>25135901
>falls right into the kikes trap
You have 10 seconds to justify why trapping teens with pregnancy is not a good strategy for keeping a muff around.
>>25135754
You forgot teens love aborting babies these days. It'll probably be a rite of passage in the future
>>25135847
>You forgot teens love aborting babies these days. It'll probably be a rite of passage in the future
This.
And in case you have forgotten, OP, males have zero say in the fate of his future child.
I've actually considered this.
Sabotage contraception somehow (holes in condoms, swap pills with sugar pills etc), then take her on a global journey to exotic locations that have no real medical services.
When she realises she's pregnant with my spawn and says she wants an abortion, tell her you agree, but get "lost" or "run out of money" so you're stranded for a few months in a jungle or something.
Fly back to USA after about 5 months.
Bam. Preggo hoe slave.
>tfw need to be at the airport bright and early tomorrow but couldn't sleep so I just decided to pull an all-nighter instead
dude u better b drinking!
>>25135694
>Having to travel
Oh look another normal person!
>>25135790
Agreed why are people coming here? What is it about this board that attracts those people? Its sickening
