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You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you should not try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just go and be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
just put the fork down
>>25130672
I often wonder what type of person makes these crab-in-a-bucket posts.
and if he really believes what he's saying.
>>25130672
copypasta/10, but at least that fat fuck is trying to do something about it. Continuing to gain weight until your heart explodes is omega as shit.
Why haven't you started your gender transition yet, /r9k/? It'll only get harder the longer you put it off. Betas can't ever really be men, it's your destiny to become cute sissy sluts.
>>25130620
Because I'm not attracted to men, and I love my family.
>>25130620
Im not fully committed to the idea of transitioning genders. I would rather just occasionally crossdress.
>>25130620
Go home or go homo, schlomo.
Young robots, who nogf here because throughout their whole life their parents always told them talking to girls is a waste of time and you can't stay out late?
My mother always told me girls were dirty and full of diseases.
Any time a young, sexually attractive woman would come over to our house for whatever reason, my mom would sanitize the entire house afterwards, especially the toilet (whilst cursing up a storm) if she happened to go to the bathroom.
>>25130453
Who here /nofriends/ because they were taught as a kid that social activities should always take second place to schoolwork and general responsibilities, and were too autistic to prioritize and decided to just completely abandon socialization, leading to an adulthood where they are almost literally incapable of talking about anything non-professional or initiate socialization without professional or semi-professional excuses?
My brother and I grew up under the same rules as my parents. Can't go outside, homework comes first, no girls etc. I grew up to be a lonely NEET loser while my brother is basically a chad where he is banging girls left and right. I'm not sure how this disparity happened since we were very similar growing up.
How autistic are your eating habits?
If I have food on my plate but no utensil or the food doesn't require a utensil I will simply bring the plate to my face and pick the food off the plate and bring it into my mouth because I don't want to get my fingers dirty.
Pic related is probably something I'd eat with just my mouth.
But you have hands.
Why.
WHY
Different food can't be touching on the plate. That's as autistic as i get.
>>25130456
I don't like getting my fingers dirty/greasy and having to touch other things and contaminating them. If I ate with my hands I'd have to constantly wash them.
Right now there's a rack of small cookies coated in powdered sugar on the table and instead of picking them up I am literally bending over and grabbing them with my mouth to eat them.
It isn't weird to me, but I figure it might be to someone else.
anyone else wear glasses/corrective lenses?
How bad is your vision without them?
Do they make you look or feel more attractive/acceptable as a person?
I wear glasses normally and get compliments sometimes, like "nice glasses, loser!!" If I act like I'm a writer, I just take it as "nice glasses . . . !!"
If I don't wear them I can't really read anything.
I need glasses, I'm going through Myopic Shift so my eyes are fucked without them. I can still see people and read, but it's blurry and outlines are all blurred.
I look good with them, my friends think I look a bit weird without them.
>>25130381
do your eyes get squinty if you don't wear them? That's what my coworkers say on days I forget. They're like "hey ugly, your eyes are exceptionally squinty today"
I just rewrite it to "Hey . . . your eyes are exceptional. . . today" and smile politely in their general direction.
>>25130473
Nope, my eyes just get unfocused. Just blurred and stuff, though I do get squinty if I have to read anything more than 3m in front of me.
Silly men, women are can be strong too!!!
But, if they CAN be strong, then why do they not CHOOSE to be strong?
I don't care about what you CAN do, I care only about what you DO do.
>>25130277
Silly men, don't pick fights with salamander women, they're stronger than you!
>>25130277
>Can you carry 7lb baby for 9 mo
If you can do it... I probably could, but I thank the creators I don't have to. And its the only thing useful (other than sexual pleasure) you guys do.
>Can you cook, clean, and talk on the phone
Been there done that. ez pz lemon sqee-z
step it up sluts
>Can you bleed for a week and not die?
Wouldn't want to, but I've gotten manly cuts and shit that bleed, but I'm not an idiot so I stitch that shit up.. retards
>Can you walk in 5 in heels?
There are countless faggy men out there that do this.. this one is irrelevant.
> Can you cry all night then wake up next day...?
Well look what board you're on.. next question.
Ask a guy who just lost his virginity anything.
>>25130176
Did it hurt?
how's your arsehole holding up?
>>25130176
Do you want me to help you find it?
>tfw you know getting fit is a meme and works only if other ways to occupy your mind didn't work and this works
>tfw you think you want a girlfriend because successful media's relationships look perfect
>tfw you actually only romanticize the idea of one and would never want one
>tfw you see "tfw no gf" posters being in denial about this or unaware of
>tfw you miss and love nobody
>tfw you've been halfway adjusted to society but didn't because of some reason
>tfw after years of internet you can't even truthfully "be yourself", only a washed-up 4kids copy for public
>tfw you never fell in love with anyone for real ever (and if you did it was too late to reciprocate or anything)
>tfw you realize the meaning of life is to compete with species for survival (as well as producing lineage of your own competitors), ultimately for the last stand on Earth or any other planet or Solar System
>tfw you realize love is just a shallow indulgence of human's brain to reproduce
>tfw you would kill self if not for all that jackshit which adopted defense mechanisms against it
How did your day go, anons? Enjoying life? Anything at all?Waiting for the next New Testament of Index here, other than that life is a piece of shit.
Broly was such a great antagonist, he deserved his own saga tbqh
>>25130492
Instead they wasted time with shit like Bio-Broly, I didn't even complete that one.
>>25130492
He was a one dimensional character who was just kind of strong at the time.Also, he's non-canon, so he's shit.
>third week of /nofap/
>haven't cum for 21 days
>slowly going insane
>constant pressure in my dick and balls, like a deep gnaw that can only be relieved by cumming on and in every girl I see
Does it get any better? When do the superpowers appear?
The only real effect I noticed so far is that my luck seems to be better, and I'm going to bed at proper times if I choose to. My erections are also bigger than normal and sticks up at an angle.
No fap is just a dumb reddit meme that you fell for
The challenge is for normies not people who go on 4chan because the entire point is to not be exposed to porn and no masturbating but to have sex. Since people on 4chan don't have sex it's pointless
I hear nofap can actually be pretty unhealthy
>>25130263
Link to AB's tumblr please.
Who is you're fantasy dad that you always wanted /r9k/?
the lord
>>25130126
>Who is
*Whose
Benjamin Bratt in his cholo movies.
Are these kinds of documentaries exploiting autistic people in a "freak show" sort of way, or are they just trying to raise awareness?
louis theroux is my husbando
>>25130041
fuck off roastie scum, louis is too good for the likes of you.
>>25130005
Both, I think. People want to see what life with a severely autistic child is like, and I suppose in a sense it's also a bit of a PSA (i.e. you may not want to abort your autistic baby now, but look at what he's like at age 18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HcF5HpJ8bk
Why haven't you bought one of these for passing your exams?
>>25129999
because school is easy as shit, if you need a fucking kgb ear piece to pass you're fucking retarded
>>25130054
Says the psychology major
>>25129999
How would that be useful in any way?
>tfw this is what roasties expect from us /r9k/
http://elitedaily.com/dating/not-cant-find-man-love-cant-find-man-love/956734/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=EG&utm_content=956734
how the FUCK are we suppose to be their "perfect man"? I don't even think chad can deal with these standards modern womens set these days.
Who /ThinkingAboutGoingGay/ here?
>>25129987
I will die before I go gay, what are the expectations I'm not about to read that drivel
>Women are incapable of love
No shit OP, I think we all know that.
>>25129987
kek. Ultimately, they need you more than you will ever need them, so who gives a fuck. That's the whole reason for writing this in the numbers that they do; they're "disappointed" in men, but they want one. Also
> strong woman
that's an oxymoron. Women are mentally very fragile, and suspect to peer pressure. In this current generation (18-28 year olds), there will be a lot of spinsters. Hilarious. Women "made it" to the top, only to realize there were no more men available. Remember, for her to desire you, you have to be above her in some way.
>"I fuck a lot of women but I would never date a slut."
>le why are there double standards
>i just refuse to understand
>>25129971
fuck off whore. your actions have consequences
>>25129988
>>25129993
>"I'm a hypocrite but it's totally okay because I'm a man!"
>catch gf sending nudes to guys
>denies it's her
>find out from her friend that she's been fucking another guy
>just break up with me senpai don't cheat on me
>would rather have tfw no gf feels right now
you broke up with her, right?
>>25129943
It's kind of fucked up how many of these stories I read. Most of them are like omg I used to laugh at you guys but now youre right they all are sluts! told ya lad
>>25130002
Of course. The second she denied it I said it's over and left. Haven't talked to her since, but her friend messaged me what happened and then she told me all about how she's a whore.
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