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>"I'm sorry that you didn't get the promotion anon..."
>"Maybe I could do something to cheer you up?"
Yeah, kill yourself roastie
But I did get the promotion. Care to celebrate?
>>25128187
That's not a girl
>mom asks me everytime I visit am I gay
>boss subtly asks me am I gay
>other boss does the same thing
>the people who I work with think I'm gay
Literally why is this happening when I'm straight? Is anyone else in this dumb situation that's impossible to escape?
Please respond
I would appreciate i t
Maybe you should just get a gf?
Oorr maybe you should just get a qt transgirl and buttfuck her
>>25128163
Just be gay, problem solved.
For the first time in a few years I've turned volume of the music I listen to up to the maxium and not only did it give me nice shivers and odd sensations but.. made me shed tears.
Like my ears hurt but at the same time it's fucking pleasnt.
just what the fuck
>>25128143
It's because it reminded you of really good times, and you miss it.
>tfw you will never have a poor but happy family
>tfw they all turned into jews once the money started flowing in
;_;
That sounds really odd, I can't listen to loud music though, at all. It makes me feel nauseous.
>>25128183
what, just what times are you speaking of..?
sure my family is a bit poor and midly happy
but no happy merchants, I'd propably burn them.
>>25128212
Yeah it's similarly with me, that's why I feel odd and uneasy now too. I really don't know what's going on.
>have goals beyond having a mediocore job and try to work towards them
>you're an unrealistic fool
>try to be level headed and realize that you'll never attain your goals and give up on them
>you're a lazy asshole
>tfw my goal is to get a mediocre job
whether or not you achieve your goals, it's important to be striving for something.
>mfw mediocre job
>mfw being kicked out soon
>mfw forced to find better paying job
My comfy lifestyle is fading before my eyes.
Who /newengland/ here
>>25128051
>tfw the heatwave is finally gone
I'm not sure if it was a blessing or a curse
>>25128051
Sure is nice living in the best place in the states
>>25128592
It was definitely a blessing, get ready to be assraped by winter soon.
You guys seemed to like my last routine, so I wrote another one last night.
It feels great to flex my creative muscles like that, too bad that you wagies just don't have the time for it.
But I'm sure that filling out PDFs for Mr. Gutenbullock is satisfying enough, right, wagies?
Speaking of, looks like you only have 6 hours of free time left before it's back to sleep, then back to commute.
Tick tock, wagies! Wouldn't want to let any of it slip down the drain.
But that's silly, why would you be worried about going back to Gutenbullock's office? You LOVE to work.
Nothing like "Contributing to society" to keep your spirit going.
I always thought of that as kind of a lame cop-out.
I mean really, we're not worth anything unless we "Contribute to society"?
And I thought I was good at making people laugh.
How much does sitting in a cubicle 9 hours a day contribute, exactly?
Face it, wagecucks; Your contribution to society is even smaller than your girlfriend's contribution to your sex life.
...Oh man, I can already feel the wagecucks raging as I type this.
Somehow, even on days off, wagies STILL find a way to get worked up.
But the rage-wagecucks are right, what am I saying? You wagies have nothing to complain about in their sex life.
After all, your boss fucks you every single day.
Thank you all, you've been an amazing audience!
>butthurt neet detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz4FdtmgDAQ
H-hey this guys actually pretty good!
Do the tick-tock thing again!
>>25127985
Looks like we already have a wagie in a rage cage!
That must be a record or something.
>I still haven't studied for my finals. Only 2 days left
>Still haven't done laundry
>Room looks like a bulldozer went through it
>>25127869
Nothing you can do now. Don't worry, fap and watch movies.
>Accounting for External Reporting III final tomorrow
>never went to class after the midterm 1st week of october
>confidence/commitment down after doing shit on my Tax exam yesterday
>25 hours to go and the textbook is still closed in front of me
>tell myself all this suffering is worth it and I won't be pic related after I graduate
university general?
bump
Literally Reddit: The Comedian
Like any of those cowards would be willing or inclined to say something like this today.
Bill Hicks said those things when they could have meant something. Now it's empty liberal posturing.
I do think some of that money could help us go into space. Personally, I agree, but I could see how someone who hates blacks wouldn't want to hand them over all their money.
actually no it wouldn't
I'm gonna spend the final evening with my only friends.
Dont try to white knight and talk me out of it.
Dont try to edgelord and encourage me.
Just wanna know....anything I should do in these last 11 days?
Hopefully I will too. Catch you on the other side, OP.
>>25127730
be around nature before you return to it
Literally nobody cares either way, faggot. You're fucking unimportant and I'm glad you're killing yourself.
She's a beautiful girl. But her footgame is incredibly weak.
Her feet are hideous. I'm sorry, but this is a deal breaker for me
>>25127708
Have you got some pictures of her feet?
>she acknowledges your existence
Kek
>>25127708
They look pretty tasty to me, f.a.m.
What's the lewdest thing you've done as a teenager, /r9k/?
I regularly jerked it together with a friend while watching porn.
>>25127687
fapping and sucking with friend (practicing for girls). letting him cum in my mouth. fapping into my mouth. all that was from ages 13 to 15.
>>25128448
shit I thought I was the only one. I let him fuck me in the ass aswell when I was 18 because his gf didn't let him.
>>25128448
That's fucking disgusting mate
>his penis is under 6"
just become a tranny, no girl wants you.
>>25127659
jokes on you i withdrew from the race
>>25127659
>tfw you will never be a qt girl like Anna
>tfw penis is barely 6"
Should i tell my oneitis, /r9k/?
Do it fag - we all gonna die in 50 years anyways.
>>25127633
probably not, because admitting feeling like that is gay and girls don't like it
girls prefer to have a sort of "what-if" and mystery vibe coming from guys. That's why it's so easy to pick up girls by just teasing them for a long ass time and then when you are alone with them you go in for the kiss unexpectedly, like when she's mid-sentence
works every time
for mebut I'm a mentally ill Chad
>>25127633
No. Ask her out somewhere dingus. Telling a girl how you feel is shit because it's beta and makes things awkward as it creates a scenario where she feels like she owes you something. Asking her out somewhere at least tells her you're interested without her cleaning your feelings from her shoes.
>tfw wagekekolds have to work while people celebrate Hanukkah, Ramadan and Kwanzaa
This world was meant to be lived by NEETs, my friend. Wagecucks are just the NPCs.
>>25128985
Damn, thats a spot on comparison. Gotta live like you're the main char in a video game
>>25127623
>celebrating ramadan
Mudslimes out, Deus vult.
Who else had their shit traumatised as a child by this bitch?
She is the single most terrifying character in horror fiction. I know I'm not alone, don't suffer in silence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JibkRPVpg7o
Oh man.
>high school, so I was older than 14
>waking up ridiculously early to watch shows and films taped from the night before
>that scene comes on around 5:00 in the morning
>shit my pants metaphorically
Now I'm glad I didn't watch that when I was younger.
>>25127630
Why is she so horrifying, what can explain it?
What's the context? Why is she becoming so gaunt?
