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>5 days till Christmas
I want my presents now!!!
I don't even care about presents. I just want to be loved by someone outside my family I feel comfortable with
But we all know the chances of that happening are laughable....
>>25123919
I'm just happy that my family loves me, it could be worse
>>25123919
>Being a pseudo normie
>Wanting some stupid bf or gf
To the normies who have had sex and should have left this board already, what is your favourite position? Last night I dreamt that I was slowly fucking a qt blonde in missionary, while we looked at each other's eyes. Felt so nice.
>>25123737
Legs wrapped around me and nails clawing into my back and body.
I like to look like I just got out of a fight with an animal, like the Witcher, my first gf did that to me and I love it, looks like battle scars
>should have left this board
This is a meme board. Most people here just pretend to be NEET virgins. Sex isn't a big deal once you've done it a few times, and becomes more about who than what.
Especially in a relationship. After the first few wild fucks or whatever you can be in the room with a grill who's naked and not even pop a boner.
Shit's trivial, senpai.
But to the point of your thread, lying on my back with her on top is nice. There's a mirror in our flat opposite our bed so if she has her back to me we can see ourselves in the mirror which is kind of hot I guess.
>>25123737
My favorite is to fuck them in their mouth while they're on all fours with their ass up. I'll finger their asshole meanwhile.
As for vaginal/anal, spooning is my favorite.
>He's over 25 and still browses or lurks the chan
What are you doing
Why not? Who actually falls for the growing up meme
I'm eating my shitty breakfast and procrastinating doing my work
I jerked off twice this morning
>>25123706
But what do you get on this site that you can't get anywhere else?
You aren't important here because it's anonymous and always has been. 4chan is well enough known for people of all sites to come here and therefore the content here is so similar to everywhere else.
I don't get it. I've been coming here less and less and I cannot imagine still regularly browsing or posting here a few years from now.
Women have exist in a man's world for far too long. They are a diseased that must be exterminated for the betterment of mankind. ALL (not some literally ALL) women are vile evil disgust greedy whores who are useless in everything except being fucked. They are not worthy of respect or praise or awards for anything. When given just a little bit of freedom they destroy our white western civilization with their liberal unintelligent bullshit. It is time to put women in their place for good.
At birth all women will be taken to camps where they will be given slave names like Cunt #6544, they will only be taught basic language skills to make what little use out of them they can. They will learn they have no place in a man's world and are only used for menial labor and making MALE babies. They will be beaten and tortured daily to remind them of their place. ANY attempt in acting up or out of line will be met with far worse punishments. They will be taught their ONLY job in life is to make MALE babies. Any woman over the age of 30 who does no produce at least one male baby in their life is to be burned alive in front of their cunt peers as a lesson to them. Any woman that does produce a male baby will simply be shot in the head and discarded over the age 30 as we all know that is when females stop being of ANY use.
This is how it must be for males to have a bright future, we must not feel bad for cunts as this is the natural way of life. Men thrive while cunts suffer and die. This is justice.
this is what cunts DESERVE
Come on robots. You know this is the solution.
Kill ALL womenn! Kill ALL women!
Because I want to nice, I'm thinking of opening a Christmas dinner for people without families in my city. Most people I know are from other parts of the country and can't have dinner with their own families for economic, emotional, and other reasons, myself included. I just wanted to start a family-like event for people new in this area to socialize, or at least have dinner when they probably can't afford it. The only problem is expense and surface area, I might have too many people come and have too little food, or too much food and few people. Despite the chance this will fail, should I go though with it? Should I have a family dinner for people without families here?
Not unless you want to get mugged.
>>25123573
Sure. You could ask a church, maybe a Unitarian church, if they are willing to help with the space.
Although it might be a bit late to start setting this up now.
Make it so people have to sign up for it beforehand or something, that way you will know how many people are coming etc.
Also, I recommend you start out small, maybe just 4-5 people this year. Make it a thing around all holidays, slowly add in more people. That way you will get to know everyone fairly well for a better family feeling and also its easier to avoid assholes leeching of the whole thing or right out destroying it.
Go to bed with this...
Wake up to this...
Make up is one hell of a thing
...wake up with this
>>25123574
>implying she looked good before
It's 2015
How come STILL whenever someone mentions God someone a load of people have to say "HA! Fools! God not real.. I pity you..."
>>25123439
>God someone a load of people have to say "HA! Fools! God not real.. I pity you..."
Ah, infertile atheists with 1.3 children who will go extinct anyway, who cares.
>>25123439
"It's annoying when people are obnoxious about their beliefs! Just keep quiet!"
"Unless you're religious, then it's somehow magically not annoying and doesn't bother me at all"
Pick 1 OP, either it bothers you or it doesn't. If religious people can bring up "WOW look at dis sky God did such god job xD #beautifulgod #WOAH", then other people can say "WOW god don't exist lol xD"
because they're a bunch of special onisionfags who hate anyone who's religious for no good reason
>hate fat acceptance and other kinds of social justice that war against basic human behavior and general evolutionary psychology
>love fat girls
I want to crush the ideology that makes women forget their market value, but I can't stop contributing to it.
I'll fuck anything as long as they have a pretty face, but this thing in particular annoys me. What do?
You can like fat chicks that actually accept themselves and don't need to use hashtags to let everyone know how confident they are. It's all you can do to find one really.
>>25123509
Fat girls and confidence are a rare combination, though. Very rare.
>>25124970
Eh there are rarer things. My sister was one, still ended up losing the weight after a while. She just got sick of it. Really doubt she ever got into the tumblr shit since she's older.
>there are people who think earth is flat
wew lad
inb4: t*rkroach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkrkaH_V7fE
that is true
>has never seen the earth from space
>knows 100% the earth is round because that's what a bunch of men in white suits told him
Right
>there are people who think the earth is round and that Australians just magically stick to the ground
>this is what roundfags ACUATLLY believe
Who /sleep is fucked up/ here
>go to sleep at 9 pm to wake up at decent time
>wake up at 1 am
>can't get back to sleep
gg sleep
Since I became a neet I no longer sleep like a normal human being. My sleep is divided in two parts of 4 hours, I never see the light of day and I'm always sleepy.
>>25123402
this, but im a student not a neet
>>25123402
This but I usually sleep for 6 hours at a time.
Fembots, why not gift us your boobs for Christmas?
stop being so desperate lol
>>25123297
Here you go merry Christmas robot
>>25123297
they are all disgusting dude it r9k you honestly think there are even 3/10s here?
I can think of nothing more evolutionarily alpha than picture related:
>fuck countless of white women
>knock up three of them
>have six children
>behead a white british soldier in the middle of a london street while shouting allahu akbar
>you conquered their women
>you killed their men
>they can do nothing but lower their eyes to the ground like useless betas while you are a living proof of black supremacy
We are done for, us whites are betas, we were born infront of the computers, we are programmed by government to be drones, not even human.
Meanwhile these alphas live a life akin to an action movies, they are exciting, dangerous and strong convictions. How many beta boys dont sign up for the army because "they want to kill" but still they are betas when they come home, they dont have anything real to fight for. Whites are beta race.
>omg why am i in friendzone, i "respect" and dont challenge women, im the perfect guy ;_;
I wouldnt take sissy-britcucks as an example for whites.
>>25123269
How could "genetically inferior" betas conquer the whole earth? If whites are so beta how did white Spaniards cuck literally an entire continent? They fucked so many native girls that 90% of south america is mixed native and Spanish. It seems to me like culture and upbringing have more to do with being "alpha" than genetics.
also
>britain
>>25123369
>muh 300 years ago history
Black refugees are alphas. Alot of them had to fight and survive in deadly conditions. Tons of blacks were former childsoldiers, so they killed before they turned ten. Women want to date alphas, we already know this.
But nah, im sure us whites, born and raised playing world of warcraft, sharing memes at school, living in the safest country in the world are a the epitomy of alphaness and survival of the fittest lel.
Us whites can't compete against blacks, they are a product of a harsh environment, black betas die only the strong remain, and the are fucking our women like crazy.
Could you handle a woman like this?
Maybe if I had a cow prod and a few ranchers helping me out.
>>25123235
Now we know why you browse /r9k/.
>>25123214
>fat
>shitty eyebrows
>weird lips
>she's your wcw
>he's filling her with his goo
>>25123213
Let me show you how its done Anon.
>you see her in a dream
>she chokes on chads cream
>you study norse mythology
>she studies chads biology
>shes your Sif
>chad makes her queef
>you wear the hammer of thor
>for chad she is a slut whore
>>25123213
>you leave a message on her phone
>she's giving Chad a rusty trombone
>she doesnt reply to your text
>shes at chads crib getting her pussy wreck'd
>tfw privileged males get to wear cool uniforms and run on the beach while women fold socks and feed babies
Male privilege thread?
Nigga we haven't got to do that shit for over 70 years now.
>>25123223
>Males still make up a majority of deaths in the work place
>Males die younger
>Males suffer depression and commit suicide far more
>Males still make up a majority if not all of military deaths
>Males are still expected to pay for dinner and be chivalrous even though muh equality
I keked.
>implying army guys these days aren't just any physically fit men who have no money and an IQ that does not qualify them as legally retarded.
