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I'm going to die alone.
And I'm okay with that
>>25390444
everybody dies alone
unless you die in a plane crash or bombing or something
>>25390444
what movie/show is this from? We all are anon, don't worry.
>>25390490
'Lars and the Real Girl' Watching it now as well
BY NOW YOU SHOULDA SOMEHOW REALIZED WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
Using a pic of post 1995 Liam instead of picking one from the golden years... actually being THIS retarded...
>>25390316
CUZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD
YOU GOTTA SPREAD THE WORD
TELL 'EM WHAT YOU HEARD
guys. they killed him. the normies killed him.
they finally got to pepe
No king rules forever my son
is 2016 the year of the unJUSTening? please tell me it all gets better guys. going to college after one year NEET here
2016 will be the best year of your life
2016 will be a good year. Honestly. I promise. JUST say the year name out loud. It will be revolutionary. You will face your fears and improve your life. You only live once, seriously.
2016 is the year of unJUST
>TFW every year is a new low
I want to get off Mr bones wild ride
The ride never ends senpai
I'm sorry each year was that bad. Hope it gets better for you.
>>25390014
This might seem corny but that actually means a lot robot. Thank you.
Who 2036 here?
1996 was 3 years ago
you'll never be born to explore deep sea
only 2040s kids will remember
fucking robot was turned on for the 19th time
>>25389824
>not 2525
pleb desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesyhQkYrQM
>>25390744
this one good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGQqX-1NP7w
All men are disgusting pigs
>pic very related
>>25389817
apes, not men.
>>25389817
>Girl takes creepshot at a random guy without his permission
>totally fine
>Guy does it
>"eww what creep"
>>25389817
Yes and no. Assuming you are a fembot: all males around you think like that, except for those creepy "nice guys".
Let that sink in for a moment.
All those guys would, barring other circumstances like actually hating women or just anxiety or being gay, bang you if you asked them.
They evaluate you for banging as soon as they see you. This is a reflex, like a built-in scanning procedure.
But what most of us really want is actually a combination of intimacy and "being accepted by a woman" if that makes any sense. We're programmed to seek this out and it hurts like a bitch if we can't satisfy that need. Mere rape or a prostitute isn't enough to satisfy that unless you delude yourself.
Ever been with a guy and he started crying during sex or making out? That's that. I don't think you girls have that.
So no, most of us men are not pigs. Not unless you want us to be. The guys you need to watch out for aren't pigs, they're farmers, and you're the sow.
>Start masturbating in 2015
>Finish in 2016
What do you plan on doing tonight?
you had to do this in 1999, imagine beeing able to tell your kids that you fapped into a new millenium
ITS A NEW YEAR
Be positive! You'll make this one a good one.
Never play the cripple. Look at what you can improve and get to it! Literally anyone can make it.
Post music that makes you feel good, friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
fukc
>new year just started 15 minutes ago
>want to go to sleep but idiots are still throwing bomb and shit around
>>25389569
yurope?
i got less than 8 hours to go. trying to find places to hide that are still open past midnight. i think there are some asian tea houses
Completely hypothetical question:
>you're socially normal
>you get a gf
>half a year into the relationship you find out she did porn
Would would you do?
holla for that dolla
Aww fuck yeah she's probably down for some freaky stuff in the sack
Porn gf yes please
Drop her, any woman who has had more sexual experience than you will leave you guaranteed.
OHAIYO!
CAN I GET SENPAI SOME INSTANT RAMEN WO TABEMASHOU KA?
I've actually been to this maid cafe. Aminyan use to work thee before it closed.
>>25389566
what did you order fampai?
yum yum a feast!
>burn with an old friend from kindergarten
>Tells me he i have to come to a new years party that i thought i wasnt invited to
>Other friend tries to sabotage my invitation
>>25389398
tell him to fuck off , go to the party, have a good time.
Found this saved on a laptop that I had found at Uni. Is this a pussy?
that's a dick coming out of someone's pants
>>25389391
I dont see itoriginal comment
>>25389358
if you squint hard enough
are you proud to be white?
>>25389356
>asians and niggers still being mad at our white brothers
cum on
it's too-enty-sexteen
>>25389356
Pride is meaningless in a world with no free will, but, while I personally am inferior, my ethnicity is superior (to most others).
No given how enthusiastically my co-racialists have embraced their own extinction, fuck my race, they get what they asked for.
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