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9. /fit/
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Kek
>>25397847
quality>quantity
/fit/ is the best board, relative
>/pol/ not being bottom
Have socially awkward neckbeards completely overrun 4chan? I mean we were ALWAYS mostly socially awkward neckbeards but never a total hegemony of them
>Sending steam friend a dickpic where he has to fill blanks
>he doesent understand and loses the link.
>he ask for the link again.
>I regret it and send him a yaoi pic instead.
>He finds the original link but doesent bother filling in the blank.
>Secretly hoping he realize it's a different link, but not wanting to tell him.
>>25397767
what the hell are you on about? just post the dick pic
>>25398036
This.
Just post your cock here if you're so desperate for validation.
>Petting my dog
>"Huh. She's getting really old. I wonder if I would be able to handle her death"
>See a couple
>"I wonder which one will die first? Maybe its better if the woman dies first. I don't know"
>See child playing with pet
>"He seems happy. He is going to be crushed when his friend dies"
>Fantasizing about relationships
>"How well will my wife be able to handle my death, I wonder?"
>Eating dinner with parents
>"I should be doing this. They can't be around for much longer."
>People-watching in the city
>"So many of these people will die within the next decade."
>Think about how quickly the last ten years went by
>"In ten years time, my dog will be dead, my parents will most likely be dead. My school teachers will be dead. A few more lumps of ten year periods and more of my friends will be dead. If I'm lucky, it will only be 5 more lumps of ten years before I'm gone."
Who else here obsessed with death?
How do you deal with it?
Every time I try to push it out of my mind, it only feels like I'm turning my back on it, but it's still there.
(Try not to be too didactic or philosophizing. There is already a thread up for that.>>>25393816)
Most people die of natural causes at an old age
If you focus on death you will never be able to live, but it's important to always realize it will all end. When you realize your time is limited you value it that much more
An analogy I thought up is to lock death up in a cage in the back of your mind, but don't put a muzzle on it
>>25397854
I want to be the kind of person who never thinks about death until it strikes someone close, and then I forget about it again a month later.
Can't even make a thread without watching it die
>tfw someone from high school recognizes you
>>25397716
>someone from previous job recognizes you
Literally nothing fucking worse than this.
>>25397753
In most cases it's been someone still stuck in the same normie job and I moved on and got something better
Also when I see someone from High School it's annoying as fuck because suddenly they care about me. In High School I could have killed myself and nobody would have cared.
It's the other way for me. I recognize people from high school, but I can tell they can't recognize me. I was and am too forgettable. I just don't say anything so I can avoid embarrassment.
/everydaythesame/
>no friends
>family hates me
>spends holidays the same way i spend any other day
>>25397655
Me too, kemosabe.
I know this feel.
The tense atmosphere surrounding my family means I only feel comfortable at night when I know everyone is asleep when they won't drunkenly rant at me. So my sleep schedule is now 5am-1:30pm
I thought the holidays would be better because everyone is home so days will be different but it's just regular days with additional anxiety.
Why does your family hates you? I'm a loser but my family is still nice to me, meetings are comfy.
If I can't get a regular girl, is it acceptable to date a very convincing tranny?
Do whatever you want, none of us will ever see you or know you
>>25397653
Yes.
But if you think it's not, feel free to leave contact info for any convincing tranny you know you've deemed unnacceptable to date.please
>you will never be a kid again
>My childhood sucked anyway
Thank fucking christ for that.
>tfw I'm actually looking through old photo albums while reading this and reminiscing
>tfw I found a fucking love letter from when I was 10 in there
>tfw I stashed it when nobody was looking and kept it
Is it weird to go out to a bar with your parents for new years?
>>25397434
If you still live with them, yeah.
>>25397434
Depends on the bar dasu dasu senpai.
>>25397469
I do, I don't really think anyone would know that though
>>25397470
That's what I was thinking, I didn't want to go to a huge bar with a bunch of college kids, I just want some place chill, but you never know
I want to end everyone's fucking life :DDDDD
>>25397426
Start with yours, op.
>>25397426
Same tbqh tho tbqh
>>25397426
You know what they say. ''You have to kill yourself before you can kill someone else''
Ok, help me out anons, because I think I fucked up.
>Be me
>Be talking to one girl who for some reason talks to me
>She gives me her number a few months ago
>Never text her because I'm socially retarded
>Her birthday is New Years day
Should I text her? Don't want to come off as creepy or anything, but I also want to wish her a happy birthday.
>>25397398
Just say happy new year and happy birthday
>>25397398
Just wish her a happy birthday and that's it. I doubt she'll find a passing statement particularly creepy.
You missed that boat OP, don't do anything but learn from this and refrain from being a faggot next time.
Who /HighAlcoholTolerance/ here? my dad was an alcoholic like nownI am too. Miss the old days when 5 beers would do the trick.
I'm spent on like three beers dude. How old are you/how much do you weigh?
>>25397467
Im 6'3 200lbs. Been drinking since 16.
>>25397499
Not sure what that is, I am 1.84,5m and 82kgs. It takes me 14 350ml cans to get me drunk. Sad as fuck
holy shit /r9k/, I actually managed to fuck a girl today
she was apparently a virgin, I could barely get it in
i realize im a disgusting normie now, so I will leave
just one question before:
she had a roastie vag, wtf? she was a virgin?
she lied
now go kill it out there and don't look back
Live a robot
Die a robot
deadblox
Imagine the smell.
Smellblox
I glad I got to smell a three week old dead body, most people go their whole lives without knowing what a human corpse smells like in a closed apartment for 3 weeks in the summer.
The guys body liquid(he died on the couch) went under the floorboard staining the drywall and the carpet in the next room. The smell stayed in the apartment for 6 months even after major restoration.
Fun fact:less than half french people take shower
>>25397345
I will keep reply to myself until someone reply
senpai senpai kun
>>25397345
Well at least I am not french then.
tactical daschunds on point
2016 will not arrive on our watch
pew pew pew pew
*drone strikes their position*
>>25397386
*teleports behind you* tch how could you be so cruel as to attack an innocent creature *unsheathes my katana and stabs you through the heart* I'm going to end you *slices you up into a billion pieces * FOREVER!!! *takes out a toothpick and puts it in his mouth* nothing personel kid
