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> No gf for Valentine's Day
Hope this year wont be shit
>new years eve
>home alone with parents
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's so bad about that?
Embrace your destiny.
>>25389229
literally just a day get over yourself
>born in upstate ny
>literally the shittiest place literally no different than 3rd world living
>nothing but broken down old shacks dead trees and blizzard storms everywhere
>everywhere I go hard working rednecks are staring at me on tractors while I try to have fun
>2 hours from even a small city
>6 hours from big city
>every time you go to a movie or a place to eat it's just a shitty one story broken down shit hole
>the only girls on tinder are fat country girls or Canadians
>have an unending hate for my parents for not dropping me off at a church in a big city
>everywhere I go I just see a fuck load of trucks and rednecks
>literally every place I go there's rednecks with stupid hats big ass beards and wearing camo
>there's no public transportation so I can't even get a shitty apartment
>never been to a good bar, club, or strip joint in my life
>if I wanted to go id have to drive 4 hours so planning it with friends is impossible
>every single person here just sits inside going crazy
>everyone is poor depressed bitter and old
>I just want to live in a big city but it's 1000 dollars for an apartment in the ghetto
>parents are crazy as fuck and I'm trapped with them
>everyone here has fucked up mental illnesses and lives in a broken down house
>literally every minute of every day is spent in agony just trying to figure out how to leave
>the only chance to at least somewhat live and do something with my youth is to leave right fucking now
>thinking about living in a box
>>25388879
>if I wanted to go id have to drive 4 hours so planning it with friends is impossible
How does that make it impossible?
>I just want to live in a big city but it's 1000 dollars for an apartment in the ghetto
So find some place that isn't a big city but also isn't bumfuck nowhere, that you can afford.
>>25389053
Dude I'm a robot in the middle of fucking nowhere how many friends do you think I have
Repost of a repost of repost of a repost of a repost
stop posting faggot.
OP back from last thread
>target is liberal, going to fuck up a liberal at 00:00 in sweden
>faggots get in here and chat im going out in 20 mins
>also dubs decide how i engage(must be good, so i wont get in to much trouble incase of cops)
Its soon time.
>>25388969
just clearifying(typing) just fight, no guns. You know, im in cuckland
>>25389000
hory shet, im fuking ready
>tfw dad is vaping with my sister in the other room
Can you hear her puffs?
Anyone ever get around to completing this?
I remember there was a "not like the other femanons" variant that made me laugh.
>>25388801
>not like the other femanons starter pack
This I have to see.
>>25388801
11/18, could be much worse.
>>25388882
Just found it on one of the archives.
>you will never have a qt little sister who isn't a dumb whore that's sucking dicks at 13
>you will never have a best bro from your boring but okay job that you get to chill with
>you will never enjoy a New Year's Eve like you want to, with your qt sis and your best bro, eating food and hanging out
>implying umaru isn't a dumb whore that will suck cocks to keep her neet lifestyle after onii chan dies of a stroke wageslaving for her
>>25388885
>onii-chan gets cancer and Umaru learns to grow up and apply herself and eventually discovers the cure for cancer
That's the only want the show can end.
ITT:
>post what vidya your playing or anime you're watching for new years (or whatever else it is)
>nicely reply to at least one other robot so they can get their (you)
>patiently wait for your own post to get a reply so you too can feel validated by a (you)
No bully.
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri - 03 [720p].mkv-00014.png](https://i.imgur.com/IY4dIyB.png "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri - 03 [720p].mkv-00014")
>>25388654
Pic related
Need something comforting after reading Oysaumi Punpun
watching monogatari 2nd season trying to catch up before kizu. might watch noragami aragoto now that it's over. won't be able to play any games until new years day but I plan to replay half life 2
>>25388743
favorite yuru?
>>25388823
All yurus are best yurusBut brat is slightly better than the rest
I live in Hawaii and have everything I need, and am somewhat happy. I'm still a loser and failure, but taken care of. Why the fuck can't I get off of chan sites? Kill me desu.
>>25388650
join the military, i plan on it
>tfw my dads celebrating new years in the other room again
how can you hear it through the walls?
>>25389875
He's popping party poppers with my sister
>>25389920
the walls must be pretty paper thin then?
>form requires me to list strengths
>write "communication skills"
>strong analytical skills
>willingness to learn new technologies
I'm so fucking sick of writing cover letters
>>25388587
>fast learner
tfw I'm slow as shit
>tfw 2 references needed
>tfw you don't know if you ask someone once does it work forever
>tfw maintaining 2 real relationships and 2 ldrs with girls from r9k all at once and trying to keep them from finding out about eachother
Anyone else know what this is like? The whole thing is exhausting but it's pretty fun and gives me something to do in my free time. Plus the sex/nudes are nice.
Now the fembots know and soon after you will be figured out by them.
>>25388828
I don't think so, I'm pretty low key. You wouldn't expect me to be the type of person to pull this off.
>tfw ex muslim
>tfw can't bring myself to drink alcohol even if it's right in front of me
I will never know how the devils drink tastes
It's not about the taste bro
Same but for pork
>used to get drunk every day when i was neet
>stopped when i got into uni
i don't think the drink is evil, but i am pretty sure those who produce it are
>>25388633
you are missing out, biig time
As we enter the new year, let's look back.
What was the high of your year, the low and the goal for your future?
For me, the high was getting through college relatively okay, the low was losing a very close and important friend.. And the future goal is getting money together to buy a double decker bus to fit out and use as a temporary home while I have my motorcycle.
Post, discuss and share
high: i produced a famous rapper
low: literally everything else
High: I went on a nice vacation
Low: lost my few friends and became a NEET
Goal: get a job to fund more trips
High: Realizing I don't need money to be happy
Low: Getting 'let go' from a decent paying job
funny how that works out
>Ywn go on an adventure with your dog.
>ywn eat human
>>25388379
This is actually one of the feels robots can have.
>get a pupper
>pack some supplies
>go out into the wilderness
>tfw you will never be a European student in early 1900s Europe
>ywn watch the opera in London
>ywn go on a hike across the Swiss alps
>ywn sip tea in a cafe whilst discussing philosophy with your friends
>ywn study music in the university of Salzburg
>ywn spend a winter closed up in a Bavarian cabinet writing a novel
fuck WW1
