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>tfw no qt fembot gf who ties me up and uses me as her personal slave
>tfw not used to clean her sweaty body with my tongue
>tfw not locked in a chastity cage by her and teased for weeks on end
>tfw not smothered as she sits on my face browsing 4chan>tfw not forced to accept everything she offers me, including her spit and piss, as she laughs at how pathetic I am
What are your degenerate fantasies, r9k?
>>25425251
Fembots don't exist. They are regular attention whoring femanons.
>>25425251
Same as your t.b.h pham
Good taste
>>25425251
>>tfw not smothered as she sits on my face while browsing 4chan
Honestly would be nice to derail a thread while sitting on his face
Lets keep the judgement to a minimum we are supposed to be familia
>Post a song or lyrics of a song that sum up your entire existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xwSgFsKeoE
'Til they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
'Til they throw on a rap record, and they sit and they vibe
We're nothing to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in their eyes'
>inb4 banned
>inb4 REEEE
>inb4 edgy
That song is so deep every time I hear it I reflect on my entire life and assume it was written about it word for word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Hrq9dzNSs
"And I want a moment to be real,
Wanna touch things I don't feel,
Wanna hold on and feel I belong."
Been feeling this one lately, music video is really good too
https://youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc
No daddy, won't do that.
>who /spendhundredsofdollarsamonthonmobilegames/ here?
It's actually severely affecting my ability too be financially stable.
>>25424974
>playing mobile games at all
>spending money on it
>a lot of money
just, fuck off
Never owned a cellphone in my entire life, never got the point of one.
>>25425000
Its definitely an addiction.
I want to spend money on other things but I have no life outside mobile games.
Food is better than sex
You might be a virgin if you disagree
why dont you post some foods that legit support your theory. what in your opinion is the most delicious thing?
>>25424950
you might be fat if you agree
>>25425001
Too many to name
>prime rib
>fatty juicy medium rare aged ribeye
>Korean BBQ
>Indian foods
>Sichuan cuisines
>garlic butter king crab legs
>Texas BBQ
>hotpot
>corned beef and cabbage
>tacos, burritos
>bacon cheese burgers
There's a lot more
Can /r9k/ turn me Alpha? I just got a Fresh cut but the girls still ain't speakin' to me.
Pic is me
y though? I wonder y.
Man, you so cucked even your forehead is asking Y?
>>25424884
Jus!
Why do girls feel entitled to treatment like this?
>>25424814
a beta cuck in the making
>>25424814
She is working on a very fierce Oedipus complex. He'll be raping her by 15.
>>25424814
>teaching your kid to become a beta provider
Women are scum and he's going to hate this cunt when he gets older
>sitting with crush
>she deliberately rubs against you
>she makes excuses to grab your wrists
Talk to her faggot do it
>>25424781
Wow what a problem to have, that must be so hard.
>>25424781
Fuck her already. She's pleading.
How do you live life knowing you'll never do anything special?
I can't take being a nobody much longer, it's killing me inside.
Escapism. It's the only way for a true loser.
>>25424806
/thread
>not having a perfect 2D wife.
>not living in your lucid dreams.
>Not working yourself to the bine to save enough money to purchase a VR waifu.
>Not crying for hours to make your bad thoughts go away every 3 months.
Step up Senpai.
with unending spite and jealousy, it's gotten to the point where I fully enjoy hating people
So, what will it be tonight robots?
I watched Mulholland Drive earlier today. Help me decide what to watch now~
>>25425255
Three Colors Blue
or
Three Colors White
>>25425277
B-But I don't have those in my to-watch folder.
What did she mean by this?
(And does anyone have the original one? Where she asks "so you're socially awkward or attracted to those people")
>>25424529
She means Chads that wear glasses
Someone post that fucking "7 reasons why we love introverted guys" article bullshit
aka, /fit/ chad gym rat with messy hair and glasses
>>25424529
She's attracted to the meme social awkward guy
Literally just bought this book
Shit was $22...
I'm gonna read it and cure my depression, it's got a lot of pages but i'm determined
>>25424505
the way you overcome depression is by trying to better yourself
even if you have no motivation just do it by going through the motions. That's all it takes
if you read those books and you keep coming here its not going to work
>yfw page 300 simply says "Write a 300 page book and convince suckers to buy it. Cured my depression"
What happened to the Feels and Frogs Tavern?
This needs to be answered.
A bunch of normies shot the bartender and burnt it down
>>25424464
The "owner" had a terminal illness. I assume it related to that
apparently they pulled my episode since it didn't air in 2015 (but they did show one with this neet bitch so maybe they thought she made a better show than I did). sorry for getting your hopes up.
>>25424429
I was just thinking about you the other day, sorry to hear man. At the least, can you give a rundown of how it went overall?
Damn, I remember you. Sorry to hear that senpai
>>25424429
Fuckin' bummer. At least tell us the rundown.
Is it normal for asian girls to have an extremely poor sense of humor?
I mean, they're even less funny than white girls. That's a feat.
>>25424421
>that face
Im in love she looks like she would take great care of you always slaving away to care for her husband and provider always trying to make you happy and shes quite easy on the eyes aswell fuck i love asians
yes, asians are robots
>>25424421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpmduBJ-HKM
>"hey, guys, I'm male"
>"I weigh less than 200lbs"
choose one
>Weighing over 200 lbs
>Not obese
Pick one, then kill yourself fatfag.
>>25424420
sorry im a skellington with a benis, gonna have to choose both
>>25424420
Fuck off rippetoe. Im 5'9 and 16% fat give me a fucking break.
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