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>yoooooOOOOoooooo
>pon pon pon
>>25391369
that's the sound a japanese orgasm makes
So I'm at work now and they laid out all this snack food for New Years Eve and this fat lady has gone to the food at least 10 times to re-fill her plate. What the fuck? Does she want to be fat??
>b...b...but it's muh genetics! it's not muh fault, it's the patriarchy for defining me as unhealthy! I'll redefine healthy as obese with type 2 diabetes, knee pain, high LDL, etc!
>there are literally millions of qts giving happy new year BJs right now
>>25391235
Why don't you just call one of your fuck buddies if you want a bj that bad?
>>25391277
I don't have one, maybe you can lend me one of yours?
>being a failed normalfag to the point that this upsets you
why?
I had a dream about Layne Staley, /r9k/. Was he the ultimate robot...?
>>25391092
He was super cute desu senpais
>"Do you think Anon will show up? Oh I hope he does. Sorry, I'm not trying to be a downer I was just really hoping to be with him tonight. Why didn't I tell him how much I liked him when I had the chance!?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukTywGPF-c0]
By anon she means Chad.
>>25391812
I know that.;_;
Original
>"Huh? Oh no, I don't want to kiss sorry I have a boyfriend. Sorry? His name's Anon, you don't know him. Yeah he's on his way here now. At least I hope he's on his way. I sure I'll see him before midnight."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn-njpBoVEE]
Describe the best wet dream you ever had.
I was being jerked off by a qtboy. When I woke up I could feel the jizz running down my leg.
Is it just me or is anyone else thinking about ISIS bombing the fuck out of the ball drop in NYC?
Don't worry the CIA is keeping it safe, the sandnigger masketta men won't have a chance
Yeah I imagined but I just thought it'd be the perfect time for them to do such an act
Who else is going to cause a ruckus at a New Year's party?
you will amount to great things : - )
go back to /mu/
What is this? It looks like Niko Bellic from GTA IV
HE'S COMMING
Its a bad police sketch tbch
What did you think of this movie? it seemed to match your narrative pretty well
It was pretty funny the way Chad got cucked in the end.
They should have called it Goyim's Cuck desu.
Let's face it
>you will never experience the feeling of brotherhood in friendships because there will always exist that barrier of when you can't completely let go of your social insecurities
>no woman will truly love to because love is nonexistent and you are not willing to play the game to it's full extent
>you have no potential in being a contributing member to society due to your lack of enthusiasm, intellect and communal awareness
>your lack of empathy alienates you from all the people you hold dear and they have no idea why you're trying to push them away. This is because of your reserved and innate superiority, you are stuck with this people and their holding you by the invisible chains
>you are hollow. You are merely a cog in the machine, you do not stop to think why you are yourfeeling what you are feeling. Who you are in the grand scheme of life and you do not stop to think about why you are in the situation that you are in
>your insensitive attitudes towards others especially on anonymous image boards mirrors your yearning for acceptance despite sharing the same inconsistencies that you fault others on
To the person who is reading this, you. Yes, You. You are meek, pitiful and irredeemable.
The game was rigged from the beginning
Who /ignoring all phone calls and texts from concerned parents and friends tonight/ here?
>parents already called and asked what my plans were tonight, lied to them
>said they would call at midnight to say happy new year but i will be ignoring that to pretend i'm busy
>my one friend will probably call, ignore
>lied to all coworkers about plans
however...
>tfw they all probably know
Why do you need approval from the society?? Who gives a fuck man.. I am 26 still live at home never had a girl friend. My goal is to buy my own place and move out. YOu should be concentrating on that than worrying about what other things.. Yes I know it's hard because I use to and some times do but I snap out of it and keep thinking about positive things..
>>25390770
Dude even the Goldman Sachs Elevator says to stay in on New Years Eve and go to bed on time.
>>25390770
same here, activated airplane mode an hour ago. Told everyone that I'm at a party.
Had to dim the lights because my parents were going from one party to another and it's possible that they were walking by where I live.
Hope it was dark enough.
I even took my shoes inside so that my neighbors don't think that I'm sitting alone in front of a computer browsing a samoan rice cooking forum.
This is hell, welcome to 2016.
What a start to 2016. Wildest New Years party so far.
>>25390755
that's sauron
>>25390755
Some dude I know was actually supposed to have a party there tonight #mindblown #theworldissmall
NYE edition !
Sad?
Depressed?
Come here cutie, let me give you some of my happiness. <3
Don't be shy c:
What it's like to experience takyon?
I'M IN YOUR AREA famalamadingdong
Because of time dilation Tachyons do not experience anything, as there is no time in which to experience it.
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