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>2016
>tfw no Misaki
How was this last year guys?
Do you guys have any plans for the future?;_;
Last year was stalemate, nothing moved forwards nor backwards.
0 plans, 0 dreams
At least I have a good relationship with my family.
>>25415067
Last year was shit. Was NEET for the second year in a row. Failed to get a job, failed to make friends, failed to get a girlfriend.
Total waste of a year.
>>25415067
>plans for the future
get a job hopefully
read more
It's 2016, I'm not getting any younger. It's impossible for me to get opportunities to meet girls in rl, so I guess I'll try online dating again.
>All fatties
>All semi-attractive girls are single-mothers, have insane expectations(I want to travel the world!), or are like this.
Guess I'm staying single then.
>>25414256
You should try looking in other countries where women aren't entitled cunts.
Keep trying, OP. After I was just about to give up and deactivate my account, a qt messaged me out of nowhere and I recently got her number. Just give it some (considerable) time.
>>25414256
wow OP I live near you
I live in Stockton too
OP lets go out to a bar I'll be your wingman and get you laid
Post pictures of weird cups you have
I got bowls
In fifteen minutes it will be midnight. My only resolution is to not come back to r9k.
It has been good here and it has been bad.
Thanks for the fun but this place just makes me feel worse. I don't want to become a normie but I I think I'll be less depressed if I don't spend hours lurking here.
My blog is over, thanks for the feels robots.
use your time to get better faggot.
>lift, be healthy
>educate yourself
>socialize
see you in a weekHonestly, I hope you manage to never come back, I barely have time to but this week I've been here daily and I've been having depressive toughts. Too bad I don't care about new year enough to make a resolution
>>25399053
>>25399103
Thanks for the sentiments family members, if I come back I give you permission to kill me.
I just wanna smoke good weed, listen to kickass metal, and jack off
heh heh heh, me too!
who here /inastore/
Im in safeway on one of the couches
there's no one
it looks like a scene of the walking dead
anyone else here not invited to any parties?
>>25398982
I had some m8s go to a pub. They invited me but I don't like crowds so I'm home. I thought I was gonna play games with one of my online friends but he had a party to go to as well. I'm alone tonight, drinking. The girl I like is also at a party and she texted me that she was drunk but it was alright cause her boyfriend was there so I don't have to worry. JUSTlet not only 2015, but my life as well, be over
13 mins til midnight here in EST.
>>25398982
its 8:49 PM right now
Cali represent
>>25398982
I got "invited" to one
>be at restaurant earlier for drinks to celebrate my cousin's and I's birthday that are within a few days of each other
>group of family members and parents friends there
>one of parents friends has a son who is my age
>son and I were good friends growing up but have drifted apart in the last few years
>friend's mom: "oh anon, what are your plans tonight?"
>"n-nothing, I didn't get invited to any parties this year"
>pity mode engaged.jpeg
>"oh, while my son is going to a party tonight. I'm surprised you didn't get invited, I believe the hosts know you."
>"uhh, yeah I'm cool with those people(lying)"
>conversation gets turned to random shit
>30min later I mysteriously get a call from my old friend asking me if I want to go to some party he's heading to before his night shift at the casino starts
>"nah, I'm good man, you won't be there that long anyway. We'll hang out some other time"
>mfw my mom's friend had to force her son to invite robot me to a party
I felt so down the rest of dinner, where did my life go so wrong /r9k/?
Tell me something notable about 2015 for you robots. Can be good or bad, doesn't matter, just anything worth noting.
I visited this place less than I ever have since I found it. Not bullshitting either, I'm talking a handful of times all year. Wasn't a conscious decision, just kind of happened as my life went on.
Here I am again though, drinking and alone on New Year's eve...not necessarily depressed though. More like detached and amused at what my life has become, or rather what I've become because of what life has done to me, or what I've done with my life, or however you wanna look at it.
I guess that's something.
Someone take a break from cuck threads to share something
>>25398970
What have you become?
>>25399087
I guess nothing so definitive, lately I've been feeling very detached and uncertain, but not necessarily in a negative way though. Some of my philosophical blacks and whites have been graying. Life seems more abstract.
>get all dressed up
>went to the bars and checked them out
>way too crowded and not feeling it
>go back home
>browsing 4chan all dressed up
It feels so much better this way.
>>25398886
This happens to me a lot, I'm still dressed from a few hours ago. Lately I just have a few beers over an hour or two, then leave.
When is it OK to hit a girl?
Every situation, ever.
>>25398888
Quads of truthh_tbh
>>25398888
Hello there, anon! Sexy quads!
*unzips dick*
Just fapped for the final time this year please end my life
>>25398844
What did you fap to OP?
>>25398864
this right here hentai right here
>>25399073
Why would you waste your last wank of the year on this
What is the best NEET-companion and why is it the Hokkaido?
-Loyal
-Japanese
-Intelligent
-Takes risks to protect you
-It always looks like it's smiling, brightening up your day
-Behaves well with cats and other animals
-Inspires you to get /fit/ or at least leave the couch
>dashes instead of greentext
You had one job
>tfw in college
>tfw President of a big Fraternity on campus
>tfw still no girl
>tfw still haven't had sex since came here over a year ago
How am I this bad?
Your frat has to be shit bro
>>25398836
Nope, actually one of the best on campus (that's objective)
>>25398842
Granted our Greek life isn't HUGE, but it's still decent and we have women over a lot. I just don't want a girl who parties all the time, it kind of sucks...
Suppose you believe in this meme. Where, when, and who would you be born as?
>Pic Related
B-but that's before your time OP
well if that's the game pic rrrrrr
He used to belive in that meme
>>25398781
probably as an impoverished black woman somewhere since I post on /pol a lot
>>25399023
Is it specifically stated somewhere that reincarnation is limited to beings born after you? Does the soul recognize the theory of time of space? I'm no Buddhist or Hindu, so I don't know, but I don't know if I'm wrong either and even if I am just go ahead and post who you wish you were born as then.
I've had an extremely productive year. This has probably been the best year of my life. I've worked hard all year long to improve my skills and help make my dreams come true. Looking forward for 2016 where I will work 2x as hard.
Who else here /proudoftheirachievements/?
>>25398739
How did you do it?
ORIGINAL COMMENT HAHAHAHA, YES IT IS, MOTHERKEKER
I think I'm gay.
>>25398716
Then blow your fucking brains out.
