Let's have a dream thread, shall we?
Naturally OP is a fag and starts, bits from a dream I saw last night:
I was working in some military complex where I was issued to assist a friend of mine with his new hobby, which was escape artism with his gf as his assistant. They were attempting a trick where the assistant was locked in a cage on top of a diving submarine and my friend had to catch the key while the thing was moving and neither of them had oxygen tanks. The submarine driver fucked up the first tries by diving either too deep or too fast, so they had...
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>>25396313
Cont.
I find this strange lab with beds in it and I see a skinny lady with short blue hair prancing around in a tight-fit dress. I lay in one of the beds, wait till she's next to me, turn corporeal, snatch her and drag her to another room. The room is kinda strange, like a prison shower with some out of place objects on the floor like some toy cubes and stuff. I start interrogating her by yelling questions at her about the whereabouts of my body. She keep smiling like an insane person and keeps telling...
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My bf is pretty far. Fatter than this guy. I'm a stick. He almost suffocated me and crushed my pelvis once when he got too involved in sex
How can we both get off painlessly? He loves when I'm submissive and him being a dim makes my pussy wet af
>>25396305
Dom not dim kek
>>25396305
He can lose weight.
Can /r9k/ turn me Alpha?
Pic is me
>>25396296
Assuming this IS you (google search didn't pull up anything),
Don't shave the sides of your head. It already looks like the tip of a pencil.
Don't take a picture where the camera is angled upward in any way. Eye level up to 20 degrees is optimal, any more and you look like a vapid Stacy trying to conceal neck fat and any less and you look like a murderer like you do in the pic.
On the subject of pictures, keep the lighting in front of you, not to your back. Also, don't puff...
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Lift weights, drink lots of water, and be confident :)
The one on the right is objectively more valuable than the one the left for the sheer facts that she's female and genetically superior. If these two people were on a sinking ship with only one space left on the lifeboat, the male here would be expected sacrifice himself for the life of the female in order to maintain the health of the human race. Saving himself is pure selfishness.
Value is not objective.
>Want to create a cure to no gf without actually requiring companionship
>Want to modify bio physiological mechanisms for happiness/emotional independence
>No knowledge of neuroscience or behavioral sciences
>>25396218
simple.
Avoid pornography, Masturbation, drugs, anime, anything that gives you a dopamine kick that does not involve girls.
Good fucking luck not succeeding in life after that.
>>25396285
If anything, wouldn't masturbation/pharmaceuticals that release (or serve as antagonists) deter one from that feel?
Alternatively if you avoided said things but had to encounter females in day to day life wouldn't that simply serve to amplify the need?
>>25396334
No, you would just start making convesation after awhile because the drive to have sex would actually be present.
DAILY REMINDED THAT IF YOU WATCH PORN YOU ARE LITERALLY KEKOLDED
>>25396204
then how do I make big cums?
who /nofap2016/ here?
maybe this time i'll actually pull through
>>25396164
Does sex count as fapping? I have disappointed my /beta/ ancestors
>>25396202
dude, sex is literally the reason why people do nofap. You've already won,now get out you fucking normie
>>25396247
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMNED THREAD NORMIES
>tfw forced to go to church tonight while everyone else enjoys NYE
I'm an adult!!! Ree
who /religiousparents/ or more specifically /sdaparents/ here?
:(
>>25396115
>sda
>Going to church on a Thursday
Wat
>>25396246
40 days of prayer
There's always a "wake" on nye that last until at least 12 AM
I was having a good day until I noticed it was new years.
Someone play vidya with me
Let's play GRIM DAWN nigga
>>25395964
Toast steam and I'll see if we got some vidya in common.
>Older Generation:
>"You don't know what its like to have it hard"
>Me
>"You don't know what its like to have no hope"
>>25395673
Boomers btfo
true desu
Is it weird just going to a bar alone in a tanktop looking muscular obviously trying to get laid?
Yeah. Dress smartly or something. Dress like that if you're with your bros.
Not if you're trying to pick up men at a gay bar
Got forced to be at a new years party, just sitting here awkwardly posting this. My phones about to die. What do.
how about try to socialize you fucking failed normie
what's going to happen?
they're going to think you're weird? they already do
they're going to laugh? they already do
either get over it or continue to sulk in quiet
show everyone how to an hirro
girl I know called me if I wanted to go to a new years party.
Said I was already in one...
I'm not.
Have you ever deconstructed yourself to find purpose and meaning? If so what conclusions did you come to?
Purpose and meaning on the same level as absolute truth is something impossible to find since you would need to step out of the Universe to make your judgement but then again you would need to step out again because what surrounds the Universe is also just subject to another reality.
For me the realization is that any meaning we give our lives is subjective. There is no false or wrong and it is more like an opinion than absolute truth. We have to accept that to move forward.
Where I am kind of stuck is where I want to go to. What is my goal in life when it doesn't...
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Goals for 2016?
I plan to create a demo for the game I'm making and launch a Kickstarter.
>2016
>still a virgin
>spending my new years eve in a drunk cell
I desperately tried losing it tonight and hit on multiple girls but all I got from it was that the police caught me and put me in jail. FUCK
You shouldn't have been an idiot. Look where it landed you. No one to blame but yourself dipshit.
>>25395540
how the fuck are posting from jail
>>25395736
I am out now, they couldn't keep me any longer. It's 4 am here.
>4 hours into 2016
>no gf