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>tfw ANOTHER NYE alone
who here /nofamilynofriendsnogf/
>>25387504
Well, I have family who I don't really like and am currently hiding in my room.
Get yourself a practice gf
Come see how
>>25386263
>>25386263
>>25386263
>tfw slav
>celebrate "christmas" on new years, so it's all a nice family dinner
>tfw if it wasn't for that, i'd be spending it staring at the clock on my pc and playing some csgo
fuck
>tfw not neet
The worst feel
i feel ya, in my days off at christmas i enjoyed the neet life.
>>25388051
I've had fake neet periods where I was in university but just didn't do anything.
Who here likes board and card games? Im a big fan of chess and blackjack. Anyone wanna play tabletop simulator?
>>25387422
Self bumo cuz im a faggot
Where can I get good pictures for a fake male account? Just want to try seeing how differently girls act towards me if I have more attractive pics.
Should have a bunch of pics (clothed and at least semi-nude) and not be too obviously fake
/fit/ and search for cbt
>>25387522
Seems like it's just faceless shots with 1 pic per person... Not exactly what I was looking for
I'm sure there are .zips or torrents with a few pictures but I have no idea what to search for
This happens to me ALL the time. I go to the toilet to do a poo, but what comes first is a pee. I point my penis down, so it stays under/in the toilet.The pee has a lot of pressure, as it comes out it rebounds off the toilet walls. Some of that pee defies gravity and comes back towards my hand. My hand is now soaked with my own pee.
Does this only happen to me?
Am I doing it wrong?
Is my toilet broken?
Piss before you shit you filthy fuck
Alright guys, I decided to make something good out of me this year so any anons or anonettes that would like to have someone listen to what they have to say, I'm gonna be doing it, I'm gonna be that ear.
I won't pretend I can relate to what you guys go through because that'd just be insulting to you guys but I promise I can at least listen and I know how good it can feel sometimes.
We can talk either on here or on Skype (I'll gladly post my skype if someone wants to go there)
I know this is the kind of shit that gets posted over and over, but
there's this girl I like and I told her I do, and she hasn't responded. That pretty much reinforces my giving up on women. I did a couple years back and now that I've been wanting a girl I find this girl, she seems pretty chill, I tell her this, and not even a word from her as a reply. I think that's rude and I don't care about women anymore, at least for a year or something. I'll always get rejected so what's the point anyway?
And anyway they're distractions. See, I have stuff to do, but I've been distracting myself with thoughts about her and, while it's not the only reason I haven't done what I should, it's a waste of brain to be thinking about a bitch who won't even look in your way.
>>25387357
How often is too often to start conversation with somebody on skype? Before I become a stalker?
>>25387357
>I decided to make something good out of me this year
You appear to already have failed, OP, when you bailed the thread.
>first ever gf left me three months ago and I'm still struggling to eat and sleep
does the ride ever end bros
Prepare for a long ride
Its been 2 years for me and I'm just about regaining mental stability. If you are a typical Beta with attachment/rejection issues then its gonna be tough. Just wait till you find out she's dating someone else, then it starts all over again but tenfold
Good luck. I feel and know your pain
>>25387323
>Just wait till you find out she's dating someone else
I won't be able to handle that, I know it. Either I'm going or she's going if that ends up happening
Move on and keep getting practice gfs
See this thread: >>25386263
You don't have to be alone on New Years anon.
Why aren't you /daki/ yet?
once I move out
>>25387092
what's daki
But I am /daki/ and I'm not even gonna be alone tn. I got a Kuroneko cover too, but her inner pillow hasn't arrived yet.
Who/want to be great in 2k16/here?
Frankly I'm tired of being this beta faggot I don't want to be a chad or anything but I'm just horrible at everything I do and I'd like to improve if only a bit. Can some bots share some tips for success?
>>25387084
Yes: leave /r9k/ forever.
>>25387084
>picture of your computer screen
>streaming
If this is bait I'm falling for it.
>>25387838
I don't get what's wrong, my apologies for being an autist
>it's pretty much 2020
>tfw I will spend the prime of my life in the booming 20s
>tfw the 2010s were just practice
>>25387300
We'll all my eat in the high society by then. Once the time comes we will throw a robot festival at my villa and you will all get to talk with me.
roaring 20s here we come
goodbye, turn of the centurygod this is weird
>tfw I have a fetish for paraplegic girls
>my gf is perfectly able-bodied
What would you do if you were in my shoes?
don't make disabled people a fetish you moron.
t. mute anon
Break her legs
>>25387058
Break her back, OP.
It will make your life better.
Normie song of this year?
serious candidate here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
>>25386970
this makes me very uncomfortable
>>25386970
wow I was gonna say trap queen or something like that but this is probably worse desu senpai
Hotline Bling probably. I don't get why Drake is so immensely popular among normalfags.
With so many lonely robot friends around this NYE, I thought we could post content to cheer each other up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOHDkIxyu2A
It's gonna be okay.
best hab e song desu
https://m.soundcloud.com/panda-moon-2/nichijou-yukko-wa-hontoni-baka-da-naa
![the-muff-realistic-vagina-masturbator-[2]-4085-p[ekm]320x320[ekm].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V7tgbBe.jpg "the-muff-realistic-vagina-masturbator-[2]-4085-p[ekm]320x320[ekm]")
Just bought a sex toy. Used water as lube. Was a bit tight but okay.
If I were to use olive oil as lube , would that damage the product over time?
Oil would break it down.
Water-based lubricant isn't that expensive, buy it at any supermarket and use the self-checkout.
Just buy some actual fucking lube you retard. IF you're too scared to go to Walgreens or CVS or whatever then just order it online.
http://www.instructables.com/id/Personal-Lubricant/
Found this for you if you're a hikkikomori.
Most people keep cornstarch around, so you probably have all the ingrediants already.
>only a few hours left of 2015
>you're on 4chan
Please tell me you're actually going to accomplish something this year.
i had quite a good wank. i'm completely satisfied with myself tb h
>>25386616
The only thing I'm likely to accompany is suicide.
Fuck off cunt I haven't hit bottom yet.
