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/r9k/, 2016 is the year of the practice gf. Think about it: there
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/r9k/, 2016 is the year of the practice gf. Think about it: there are millions upon millions of ugly and/or fat women out there who have low self-esteem. They'd date you in an instant. All you need to do is practice, pump and then dump. You move on and find a better looking practice gf. The cycle repeats once you've found the right girl to settle with.
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>>25386263
First for video games.
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>>25386263
Pretty good idea, women respond to the same things regardless of looks.
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What kind of practice gf are you aiming for, /r9k/?

Fatty, uggo?
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Fuck this practice gf meme, I'd settle for an ugly girl for real if one would actually date me. It's literally the kind of advice a chad would give
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>>25386263
I've been posting about male hypergamy since 2010.

This is all this is. You're disgusting and sad, desu
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>>25386390
They will date you. Look for the quiet girls with low self-esteem

You can trade up once you've got a few under your belt.
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>>25386361
i'll take a fatty. i dream to fuck her in the belly button
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>>25386390
>It's literally the kind of advice a chad would give
Chad? You mean men who are successful with women?
Wouldn't that make it good advice?
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>>25386263
Not bad OP but it really needs a concrete format

If you look at the wagey threads they have it down 100% by forcing the reader to visualize work.

Fembots need to go through the same process by elaborating the dumping part. I think 'how do I get rid of her?' is a vital sentence that OP nailed in the last thread.
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>>25386418
>It's wrong when men do it
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>>25386453
We'll perfect it eventually. It's way too new to be perfect.
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>>25386418
>S-stop doing things I don't like!

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________No
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>>25386418
Did you get pumped and dumped?
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>>25386418
>I've been posting about male hypergamy since 2010.

Do you put that on your job applications?
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ive basically had a long string of practice gfs, each one for no more than a few months

im still not quite leveled enough to duel a qt though. once i gain some more lifting XP and discard some fat points i should be ready
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How do you dump them after you're done with them? Anyone got any good lines to use?
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>>25386538
I wish I could 2bh.

>>25386528
For years I was a cuck until I kind of woke up, idk. I was posting about male hypergamy before I realized I was a cuck, because subconsciously I always new.
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>>25386447
No, it's bad advice. The kind of advice that works for a chad, because he's chad but obviously won't work for a robot. It's like a rich kid telling a homeless man that if he's struggling he should just go ask his dad for a few million dollars.
>>25386429
I DO go after the quiet girls with low self-esteem, that is basically my type, but I'm unattractive with a shitty personality so they're never interested.
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>>25386605
You need to fake your personality long enough to practice on them. Low self-esteem girls make the BEST practice girls
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Or when she goes full Lorena Bobbit on your barely existent dick. Then, you are only ever going to practice again with your fingers and tongue.

Seriously, people should know better than to mess with people who have nothing to lose.
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>>25386418
The lowest female is still valued higher than the lowest male.

These guys wouldn't be doing this if females appreciated men who valued them.
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>>25386573
>This isn't working
>I'll have to go through some shit and i don't want to be a burden for you.
>My therapist tells me i should stop seeing you

>>25386605
Have you ever tried being less boring and monotone?
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>>25386595
How many times did you get pumped and dumped?
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>>25386653
>females should bow down to cuckery, no questions asked
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i've fucked a couple of gross fatties, OP. You're overlooking one thing though: you have to be seen in public with them, which is humiliating. trust me.
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>>25386654
>>This isn't working
>>I'll have to go through some shit and i don't want to be a burden for you.
>>My therapist tells me i should stop seeing you
These are good.

What about the good old "it's not you, it's me" line?
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>>25386595
Can i pump and dump you?
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>>25386672
I wasn't a pump and dump, I was a cuck. Did you just come from reddit? There is a difference.

Should stop advertising that I'm a cuck, people might get the wrong impression.:^)
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>>25386642
>people who have nothing to lose.
You mean like us? :^)
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>>25386697
You went too far with her. You should've pumped and dumped then found a slightly better practice gf
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>>25386697
>you have to be seen in public with them

not if you play your cards right

the first time she wanted to meet me, she wanted me to come out with her and her friend to some shitty event. that's an obvious NOPE because her friend would sense what i'm doing, and im just not social

what i did was make up an elaborate story that i was waiting on a weed man to arrive, and that i couldnt go out

what she did was come over to my house, and after that first time, that became the routine. she would just come over, suck my cock, and let me fuck her.

the reason she let me keep it up is because i would cuddle with her and kiss her passionately and shit to make her think i was really into her

once she started pushing me to take her out though, the jig was up. she woke up and realized what happened after we were done
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>practice gf
Holy shit, this website is nothing but fucking normies nowadays
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>>25386842
>Not wanting to self improve
>Muh normies
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>>25386842
well when i see posts like "i would rather die a virgin than touch a fatty" it disappoints me because those fatties could provide invaluable experience
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>>25386718
Russian girls are slutty as fuck. If you think your sisters aren't rimming Chad's asshole, you're mistaken. However, if they're as ugly as you then they might not be.
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are black chicks good as practice girl ? i think about getting one .
but single moms?
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>>25386929
They are eight years old, you fucking pedo
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>>25386954
Yes and yes. Single moms are great practice gfs because they're usually desperate to find a betabux.
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>>25386954
ill fuck a 300 pound bitch but i wouldnt lay a pinky on a single mom in any form
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If anything, you complete failures at life would be the practice boyfriend for shit tier birds.

Get over yourselves.
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>>25386954
Single moms are ez mode level 1
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>>25386968
Then they're rimming 8 year old Chad's asshole
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I'd love a practice girl to get me ready for a real girl.
How hard is this when you share a dorm?
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>mfw I've been practicing with 4 girls already
>3 of them mystery.jpg tier girls

still cant pass to the next level family
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I have nothing against sluts and white girls, they make for fine practice girlfriends, prime pump and dumps.

I did this a few times, finding dumb sjw whores, redflag type B cluster personalities, just fucking and when I found a proper girl, I stopped all together.

I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years now.
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>>25387017
Keep trying. Start branching out and looking for other types of potential practice gfs (non-mysteries, basically)
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>>25387017
>he can get cute girls like mystery

chad out

practice girls are always fat, sometimes ugly too
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>>25386982
Toasty roastie detected
You've got an Arbys' number 5 with extra curly fries between your thunder thighs
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What do I do if I actually want a belly gf? Not a pump n dump? How do I land a chubby qt I can actually love?
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>>25386982
>implying women have to do anything but be attractive

I guess they could be inspired to lose weight but in terms of actual practice there doesn't need to be any
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>>25387045
>mystery
>cute

Nah, she's stereotypical practice gf material
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>>25386263
>

....I've actually thought of doing this...but I'm such a people pleaser that I would be afraid of not making my ugly/fat gf happy :'(

...also not enough cofnidence
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>>25386693
Females are a means to an end for the man.

You are the soil upon which a man will plant his seed.
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>mfw betas are finally realizing what every guy's been doing since forever.

Proper guys use sluts as pump and dumps to get his rocks off and when a proper girl comes along, he'll wife her up.
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>>25387068
no, fuck off, she is petite and has a cute albeit weird face

if you can score a girl like that, youre a high caliber normie

this is a practice girl
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>>25387072
You don't need to make her happy. She's a practice gf. You use her for experience then trade up

You can do it. Believe in yourself. Roasties have less self-confidence than you think
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>>25387085
And then the true lord will have beta peasants raise his crop as he continues to plow more fertile grounds
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>>25387107
Where I'm from, mystery is the bottom of the barrel. Not many fatties here.

Girls like mystery have no confidence at all. They're perfect practice gfs
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>>25387107
That is the 5xp Slime outside the first town
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>>25387144
If only, then there wouldn't be fucking betas running around
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>>25387107
Nah, a practice girl wouldn't have such great breasts.
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>>25387060
You are going to have some trouble as
-most men will assume that you settled and see you as a loser;
-most belly gfs will assume that you are an user and tell you to fuck off.
You have your fellow brethren to thank for that.
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>>25387107

No dude once you get a mystery tier gf you will realize why you gotta point higher and you will realize while sleeping by her side every night after you fuck her that you can do better
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>>25387221
i would be happy to have mystery as an actual gf

bunch of fucking chads in here, christ
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I've been doing this for years. It really does work.

Here's a tip: keep trading up, once you get to the 6/10 girls, start hitting on their friends and trade up with them
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>>25387246

get your trip back on mystery
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>>25387246
How does it feel to be a beta cuck phaggot?
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>>25387246
Hey, mystery! How's it going?
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>>25387292
nope, i honestly think that if you can even get a girl that isnt fat youre a ballin' normie
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>>25386988
you're doing society a favor by having short term relationships with practice girls by improving your sexual prowess and relationship skills.

But you are doing society a disservice by giving single mothers any attention at all. You are making a world where there is some kind of redemption for women who reproduce with low quality men and who raise a generation of people in a low quality, state dependent environment. When young women see how dating prospects dry up when they have children, they will be more careful about making a stable nest before getting knocked up.
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>>25387246
We're all gonna make it brahs

comment#53652635265
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>>25387327

It's because you haven't gotten one just keep trying and you'll see we all robots starts from the bottom the fatties then the misterys and that's when you get stuck. Personally I gave up and just fap to traps and fuck MILFs
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>>25387363
Fuck society desu senpai
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>>25387456
>fuck MILFS

tall, white, at least somewhat fit guy in his 20s detected

im 18 and 5'8 no milf would touch me
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>>25387479
Get practicing son
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>>25387478
you're the worst. even rape is a better way to crush puss than giving attention to single moms.
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>>25387479
There are practice MILFs too. They're post-wall lonely, and ugly.
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>>25387517
I revel in being a horrible human being
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How much experience should you get from 1 practice gf?
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>>25387738
enough XP to level up to fight bosses 1 point higher in aesthetics
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>>25386263
Pretty good idea, I will look into it tomorrow.
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>>25386263
but I would rather die virgin that stick my penis into a fat fungal smelly hole
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>>25387738
All women respond to the same things essentially.
Low confidence ones require less to manipulate, ugly ones have less competition.
Hopefully from your first practice gf you will learn how women act while in love and what buttons to push.
I recommend reading some PUA
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>>25387867
What kind of experience do you have with practice gfs?
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>>25387863
No need to fuck her, although fucking will show you firsthand how women act after you've enslaved her with your dick, you can save that lesson for a more attractive practice gf if you must.
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>>25387924
This is good advice, 2bh
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>>25387924
>attractive practice gf

son..
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>checked my pof yesterday
>1 new message
>open it
>this uggo has messaged me

Solid fucking 7 right there.
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You know OP this meme might be onto something.

A fundamental character flaw is that I'm weak and don't want to hurt people, so I'm really easy to use. Dating uggos and dumping them will not only fix my virginity status, raise charisma and manipulation, but will probably harden me as a person as well.
It's like a fucking video game where you grind for stats. Holy shit.

I'll see what I can do in 2016.
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>>25387982
>girls message him first
>fucking thin conventionally attractive girls messaage him first

chad get out

thats "pointy elbows 2/10 would not bang" tier
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>>25387982
Used to bully a girl that looked like this, fun times
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>>25388020
It definitely works. A lot of people ITT have successfully traded up practice gfs
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>>25388031
She's the first person who's messaged me first since I made it in August.

Here's another gorgeous picture of her. Oh boy she's a 10/10 in my eyes, bruv. Definitely wanna marry her.
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>>25388020
>I'm weak and don't want to hurt people

This is not weakness nor a character flaw. There is no strength in taking advantage of other people, specially when you can claim little individual merit over such advantage.
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>>25388077
Get practicing
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>>25388077
what? i hope you aren't being sarcastic, she's stunning
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Why would you even do that?

I'm a redpilled almost-wizard, ffs. And not complaining for the fatties, they deserve it for being fat.

I mean you. How can you live with yourself for fucking and/or relationshitting something that disgusts you?
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>>25388077
trap/10
prepare your anus pro
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>>25387910
It's all about crossing boundaries, the final and most important being sex.
Women are controlled by fear and justification, fear of being impregnated by a man who can't or won't provide for her offspring, if you can get her to take your dick she will justify it as a good decision.
It is a ladder of investment, each boundary she crosses will create a small justification and gets her more emotionally invested in you, if you can get her to become financially entangled this creates another psychological hurdle that she will rationalize with more justification.

This is why often people will look at a relationship from the outside and ask why is she dating that asshole? She is blinded by her own justification.
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>>25388077
I hope you like dicks
Because that thing has a dick
or did at one point
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>>25388150
because relationships and fucking isnt a big deal

it's all a spook
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>>25388122
It's both a weakness and a character flaw.
Women have no sense of honor or justice, if you don't take advantage of them you can bet they'll take advantage of you.
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>>25386954
With single moms, make sure you ALWAYS buy the condoms, hell, buy them with any girl. You don't want a crazy bitch poking holes in them.
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>>25388174
Holy shit, the more I think about what you've said the more I realise how right you are

I've actually seen this shit with my own eyes
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>>25388146
That smile drops her down to a 4/10. Maybe if she had a better mouth/smile, she'd be quite attractive.

Plus it looks like her lips are dry as fuck.

>>25388151
>>25388179
Serious. I'm steering clear of that. Rather talk to her crimson chin friend
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>>25387982

That's a man baby.

t. originalosa
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I'd rather be single forever than to be with someone I don't find remotely attractive.

I couldn't even pump n dump.
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>>25388223
>not using her as a practice gf
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>>25388194

How do you hide it when you recoil at her touch? Throw up at the thought of her?
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>>25386982
Alright, so it's a mutual benefit. What's the problem?
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>>25386418
>This is all this is. You're disgusting and sad, desu
ayylmao
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>>25386781
Fucking devilish, familia. I love it.
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>>25388242
Then you need to find someone you're slightly attracted to but still has unconventional features that make her undesirable to most men (these features do exist)
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>>25387068
Who is mystery, a tripfag?
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>>25388249
i dont recoil, im not that disgusted

cuddles and kisses and sex just feel nice, even if shes fat. she has wet holes that make my dick feel good. that's all that matters.

i think ive even developed a fat fetish from practice girls, i dont know where this ride is going but i'm just gonna hang on
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>>25388223

>Adam's Apple

That's clearly a man.
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>>25388297
yes, she's a notorious tripfag roastie who got cucked repeatedly by Chads
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>>25388245
I couldn't do it, mate. I've been with someone who was a 8/10 in my eyes. I'd settle for a 5/10 but they gotta be special to me in some way.
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>>25388333
Not even for the experience?
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>>25386263
I am an ugly and insecure girl and some guys have tried to pull that shit with me. Sorry but any girl with an ounce of intelligence will see through your bullshit (we're ugly, we KNOW you don't really like us) and if she has some self-respect and would rather die alone than be used by some omega faggot, she'll reject you.
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>>25388366
I don't think my dick would get hard over that thing.
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>>25388384

Would you date an ugly omega guy if he genuinely liked you and wasn't trying to use you?
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>>25388436
She's cottoned onto the new plan.
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>>25386573
I once told a girl that she was like a game id completed and had no replay value. And i needed to find someone who was a challenge. I said she did everytting i told her to do so it wasnt a healthy relationship.


LOL
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>>25388330
can i see some of her pics?
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>>25388384
Calling BS on this. Ugly girls think it's ok to get really touchy feely with me. And when I'm not mean to them because I'm not a bad person, they think I like them or something.
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>>25388384
This.

Poasties btfo.
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>>25388384
The best part is that you clearly don't have the "ounce" of intelligence that you seem to think you have if you think that only omegas and betas pull this kind of shit.
Newsflash, the term "practice girl" was invented by alphas.
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>>25388384
what until you're 20 and virgin. after this you'll suck drunk chads on club's bathroms
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>>25388268
I think the closest to that idea was a girl who used to work at my job who was somewhat pleasant and pretty with makeup, who was kind of nice to me, (and totally had Daddy issues since I was 7 years older), but then she got kind of fat a while after she left the job.
Trouble is I can't stand the idea of being around a woman with very little personality. I like a private audience to entertain but its boring when they don't entertain back. The bit of extra fat can be dealt with, that's not the issue. But she just has so little substance personality wise I wouldn't even bother.
(One time she wanted me to sing with her and neither of us had a fucking clue about each others taste in music and it came off as pretty awkward)
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>>25388584
i made the very first practice girl thread, and i got the term from family guy where peter calls meg a practice girl
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Mystery is a cunt and some other stupid femanons shitpost about black girls and make derisive comments about them. also there are some random asian men making bait threads and calling black men uncle toms. this is a weird site
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>>25388569
Answer my chess question. Also, new question. I knew this Russian girl who looked just like that Lina girl /r9k/ likes to post. Is that a common look for Russian girls or was it really a coincidence?
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>>25388569

Mystery, would you be willing to date an ugly guy if he was caring and loving toward you?
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>>25388384
So basically a guy can only use you if he is Chad. But a beta having the gall to pump and dump you? THAT, crosses the line!

Lol get rekt roastie
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What is a "poastie"
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>>25388436
Yes

>>25388558
Umm... we're all different. Stop generalizing.

>>25388592
I am 20 and virgin.
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>>25388632
If you think that you or Family Guy coined the term you might be retarded.
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>>25386263
2016 is the year I do the commando course, in September most likely. I'll be training for it all year before then just as soon as my shoulder injury heals up.

I get girls through online dating easy enough.

HASHTAG ARMY LYF BROS U NO'M SAYIN???
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>>25388653
No, Chad can be with Stacy, I don't care. But just because I can't get Chad doesn't mean I should be with a faggot who pumps and dumps me, either.
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>>25388636
yeah its kind of a russian face.

what chess question?

>>25388639
duh
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>>25388660
>we're all different.
BAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHA
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>>25388660

>Yes

Please date me. I don't have a lot to offer, but I can promise that I would do anything I could for you.
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>>25388712
>But just because I can't get Chad doesn't mean I should be with a faggot who pumps and dumps me, either.
It's funny because if a guy is going to pump and dump you it means he's probably out of your league.
Maybe you should stick to your league instead of trying to date up.
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>>25388658
penis roastie.

pic related here
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>>25388660
>Yes
post some contact info
lets see where it goes
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>>25388632
Seth MacFarland is an alpha, and he probably heard it from other alphas. Omegas and betas didn't make that term.
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>>25387982

Give me her account? I have an Egyptian boy thats looking for a beautiful white girl to be with .
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>>25386263
>Think about it: there are millions upon millions of ugly and/or fat women out there who have low self-esteem. They'd date you in an instant.
you mean women like pic related?
good luck
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>>25386263
I seriously doubt I could even get hard with a girl over 24 BMI. I can't just force myself to be attracted to something that is unattractive.
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>>25388744

>duh

Then why are you alone? I know a lot of less-than-attractive guys with hearts of gold.
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>>25388753
Do you really think all ugly girls will jump at the chance to suck anyone's dick??? Some of us are shut ins who are uncomfortable around people and too insecure to be so straightforward with guys. Again, stop generalizing.

>>25388755
You seem nice but I would never date someone from r9k, you're all woman haters (and this thread proves it).

>>25388774
L M A O this thread is literally about omega cunts trying to find practice girls to pump and dump until they have a higher chance with Stacy (or so they think). YOU'RE the ones who refuse to stay within your own league.
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>>25388639
No, she's obsessively posted on r9k for years on end.
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>>25388744
>>25388105
Also, what about being drug addict thin. Is that also common to Russian girls?
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>>25388960
>Do you really think all ugly girls will jump at the chance to suck anyone's dick???
Not anyone's.
Chad's.
Yes, all ugly women (all women in general) would jump at the chance to be Chad's cocksleeve for a night.
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>>25388960

I don't hate women, I promise. I'm just here because I'm sad about being alone and most people on the internet can't really relate to that.
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>>25388964
I don't play chess in Russian

The Russian beauty standard is as thin as possible, fake tits, muscular buttocks. That's basically it.
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>>25388868
this has got to be a fake

its got to be
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If you are beta enough, the whole fat chick thing is a myth. THEY ARE NOT THANKFUL THAT SOMEONE WANTS THEM FUCK GODDAMMNIT

>meet 200lbs landwhale in early 2015
>she starts denying me sex after 3 months
>starts ignoring me at 4 months
>text dumps me at 5 months

How fucking low do I have to drop my standards? This bitch was an ex hooker, ex bulimic, ex coke head living in a shithole basement that smelled like cat piss. ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY ARE UGLY AND FAT

FUCK NIGGER SHIT GODDAMMIT
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>>25388960
>L M A O this thread
I can tell that you're a shut-in if you think guys and alphas don't use these exact same tactics to get pussy IRL.
But, most women are stupid, so I guess I shouldn't have expected better from you.
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>>25387068
She's slightly better than average but her personality is literally the least attractive personality I have ever encountered and it makes her only worthy of a pump and dump. It's not surprising she thinks all guys are hypergamous because they probably moved on after realizing how fucking crazy she is.
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>>25386781
>the jig was up

kek'd heartily
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>>25388077
Oh, it's you again.

Why do you keep posting her picture on here? Just talk to her already.
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>>25388639
>expecting her to answer honestly

Judge them by actions, not their words.
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>>25389105
I'm not talking to a man that is now a girl.

Are you the geezer that classed that thing as attractive?
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>>25389007
Do you play chess in English? That's a good standard, keeps girls in their place.
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>>25388199
>if I get a practice gf, I won't be cucked, betabucked and divorced by someone else entirely!
>perpetuating the using of other people is the best way to make sure I will never be used myself!
>I'll feed the monster so it won't grow to bite me in the ass!

There's non-sequitur, there's plain old stupidity and then there's r9k logic.
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>>25389013
it's real, anon
this is the reality for every hambeast out there
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>>25388960
>failed normie roastie calling others "omega cunts".
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>>25389193
>divorced
>Implying anyone here is dumb enough to get married to a modern whore
You serious nigger?
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>>25388995
Ok that's more likely to happen for most girls. But don't act like 99% of men wouldn't hesitate to fuck Stacy if they had the chance too.

>>25389028
Yes I know it. I just find it hilarious how the omegas in this thread think they can act like Chad.

You're not Chad. Get the fuck over yourselves. You're not going to get Stacy by "practicing" with an ugly, desperate girl. I hope some of you get your fugly practice gf pregnant and ruin your lives.
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>>25389013

Try the test yourself. Use an even uglier girl, you'll get the same results. There is no such thing as a practice girl.
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>>25389152
Well, I've never played chess against a Russian person.
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>>25388384
women always think shit like this because when they're not in the moment, they're thinking rationally. They don't anticipate that their emotions will take control of them and logic and reason go completely out the window.
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>>25389245
http://lichess.org/OJJkio0e
Play me. If you lose, you have to sleep with a Black guy.
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>>25388868
>Hi there, I'm Chad, I'm 6'3", about 235 lbs, HWP and drug and disease free

LMAO
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>>25389223
>But don't act like 99% of men wouldn't hesitate to fuck Stacy if they had the chance too.
And?
A man will also fuck an ugly cunt like yourself because men don't care.
You however, think you deserve better than someone in your league, which is why it's all the sweeter watching you suffer.
Personally, I'm glad feminism exists, it's made women more miserable than anything else in the past century.
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>>25389027
Pretty much true m8

What you faggots have to understand is that EVERY girl on earth, even literal 1/10's, the absolute lowest of the low, have been told that they are beautiful and special thousands of times in their life. If you hear something enough times you are going to believe it, especially if it's something you want to believe. They will absolutely never be happy with fucking losers like us or even a slightly above average dude because in their mind they are gorgeous special snowflakes that any man would want who are even more beautiful because of their flaws, etc etc.

It ends up a bigger hit on your self esteem than if you'd just done nothing when you get rejected by a girl who is objectively below you by almost any measure. Don't drop your standards for shit, just live your life and hope you find someone you genuinely like, anything else is a suckers game.
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>mystery.jpg

I really fucking hate her. Not in an internet banter sort of way either, I legitimately hate this fucking person. One thread about her pissed me off so much I threw my fucking chair at my wall and left a hole in it. I keep a picture of her on my computer to look at whenever my misanthropy levels start to drop.

Ditto for Doj or whatever the fuck his name is.
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>>25389312
When did I ever say I wanted someone out of my league?? L O L. I even said I would date a nice omega with good intentions, i.e. not an omega who wants to pump and dump me like he's Chad.
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>>25389516
>When did I ever say I wanted someone out of my league??
Kek, you just admitted that you'd jump at the chance to suck Chad's dick.
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>>25388960
it's about getting over the hump of that first awkward relationships
you're too dumb to fucking understand and take everything personal, but your first relationship is rarely the one that lasts

you do all kinds of stupid shit, say stupid shit, and have bad expectations
dating is a numbers game and all about experience dumbass
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>>25389422
please post her pics
btw happy new year anon
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>>25388774
>It's funny because if a guy is going to pump and dump you it means he's probably out of your league.
>Maybe you should stick to your league instead of trying to date up.

>>25388960
>L M A O this thread is literally about omega cunts trying to find practice girls to pump and dump until they have a higher chance with Stacy (or so they think). YOU'RE the ones who refuse to stay within your own league.

salty omega hypocrites got BTFO
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>>25386718
When will you post more amwf.
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>>25389539
Bitch where?

Original comment desu.
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>>25389710
>Bitch where?
>>25389223
>Ok that's more likely to happen for most girls

I can't wait for you to say some shit like "I-I'M NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GIRLS!"
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>tfw ugly girls won't date me even though I have no intention of using them for practice and I just want someone to love and be loved by

I'm gonna go drink.
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>>25389223
>tfw normie
>below average in looks
>tfw date up thanks to being in a good band and having the "look".
>tfw girls at my looks level think they have a chance
>tfw don't even befriend ugly bitter cunts like you
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>tfw ugly gf
>easily 3 points above her
>she'll do anything I want
>people are always surprised I'm with her, boosting both of our egos
>she'll never cheat on me
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>>25389312
>A man will also fuck an ugly cunt like yourself because men don't care.

>the new current year
>this meme hasn't died yet

Being willing to use someone for sex doesn't make you a better person. You receive no societal penalties for being sexually promiscuous.
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>>25389840
Does it piss you off so much that some girls are not interested in being used by Chad? I have no reason to feed your stupid "waaaah all women are whores and only want Chad waah" victim complex. I wouldn't suck Chad's dick because I know he can (and will) do better than me.
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>>25390107
>Does it piss you off so much that some girls are not interested in being used by Chad?
This is some heavy denial m8.
Please, we all know if Chad actually had some interest in fucking you you'd be on his dick at the snap of his fingers.
Especially if he was a legitimately nice guy.
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>>25389352
>It ends up a bigger hit on your self esteem than if you'd just done nothing when you get rejected by a girl who is objectively below you by almost any measure

This is some preciously useful information amidst the big pile of bullshit that your post is. Good to know that I still can leverage the little power that I have.
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>>25390093
>Being willing to use someone for sex doesn't make you a better person
But it does, feeding ugly girls egos objectively makes Chad a better person than you or I or any ugly woman that doesn't give ugly guys any play.
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I couldnt get a practice gf even if I wanted to
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>>25388384
Fair point, but in my experience this is simply not true. Most modern women strive to "date upwards" and have higher expectations of guys than they generally deserve. This is great for getting practice girls because you can go for the countless 5/10 women that think they deserve a 8/10 guy. Your statement is true for the bottom of the barrel women but not the majority.
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>>25386418
where do you live i wanna see your puffy, how old are you
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>>25389958
Stopped reading at
>tfw normie
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>>25390107
lol. Chad won't come to you with hid dick out and say suck it
Chad will come to you, will show you her muscle and will say you have nice hair. At this point your cunt will be wet just like your mouth.
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>>25390263
>feeding someone's ego
>treating someone like a subhuman cumdumpster and bragging about it

Choose one.
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>>25390394
Chad only treats women the way they want to be treated.
If you don't want to be treated like a subhuman cumdumpster, you don't have to be with him.
But you won't lower your standards, so why should he bother treating you better? Especially when you both know he can do better.
He's doing ugly whores a favor, not his fault that they think they have more worth beyond their pussies.
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>tfw can't get 2/10 practice gf
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LOL @ the dating within your league meme when this thread is a big fat convention of 3/10m discussing how they can fool 3/10fs into having sex with them until they can trade up. Which, by the way, implies that men have upwards mobility, further underscoring the pointlessness of women staying in their league for stability.
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>>25390229
Ok, if he really had genuine interest in me as a person (not in my vagina for one night) and wanted to be in a relationship with me then yes, I'd accept.
But we're talking about being used just for sex as a practice girl and that's where I'd 100% refuse, whether it's an omega or Chad. Many girls would love to have Chad's dick for one night but as I said, I have no interest in being used by anyone.
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>>25390438
the worse thing is that those cunts which are pumped and dumped by chad, really start to think that this is their league, and cant return to their real league. will really think they are entitled to chad
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>>25390552
>But we're talking about being used just for sex as a practice girl and that's where I'd 100% refuse, whether it's an omega or Chad.
You give yourself way too much credit anon, I don't think you're as strong as you think you are.
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>been hoping for 6 months
>see this literally one hour before 2016
The worst possible way to end this year. Shit I want to die
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>>25390491
Then stop being fat and ugly.
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>>25390559
this is most women until they hit the wall and decide to marry a beta and get IVF at age 40 because WORKING IS HARD and MUH HORMONES
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>>25390438
Stacy only treats men the way they want to be treated.
If you don't want to be treated like a subhuman walking ATM, you don't have to be with her.
But you won't lower your standards, so why should she bother treating you better? Especially when you both know she can do better.
She's doing ugly fucbois a favor, not her fault that they think they have more worth beyond their wallets.
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>>25386263
I did it. Fat bitch tried to kill herself. Unfortunately she didn't succeed, now I'm stuck with an obese stalker.
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ITT: losers very carefully and meticulously rationalizing their way out of self-improvement
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>>25390619
I agree.
If you're with a Stacy and she walks all over you, it's your fault for staying with her like a beta faggot that dates outside his league.
Now what?
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>>25390573
I want to lose my virginity in a relationship senpai. After months of dating and falling in love with my bf. Not in a fucking one night stand with a guy who then brags to his friends about having banged "that ugly virgin". I would kill myself if that were to happen desu.
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>>25390438
See >>25390546
It's hilarious that the low standards meme is getting memed here, of all places, when this thread is Exhibit A on how low value men are even worse sociopathic shitfucks than Chad.
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So much butthurt from this meme, don't let it die brobots.
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>>25390677
Again, you give yourself way too much credit.
If the right man plays the right cards he can easily have you in bed in hours.
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>>25390624
wait was that the girl? fuck off chad fagot she looks cute

practice girls are plain old fat n ugly
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>>25390722
she's fat fuck you I have standards
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>>25390677
>Months

Good luck I guess
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>>25390677
Same. But, at age 29, I've pretty much given up. Gonna either die a virgin or casually fuck some cute 7/10s in my 30s, before I finally an heroine.
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>>25390677
>>25390552
you have't get it. see: >>25390383
chad will fake a short relationship with you, let's say 4-5 days, , while he talk with others stupid cunts, will pump and dump.
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>>25390753
post a full body shot so we can really see faggot
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>>25390713
You don't know me. I am very shy and introverted I would be weirded the fuck out if someone tried to get me in bed so fast. I wouldn't give the 'right man' any chance to play his cards because I'd run away as soon as I could see his intentions.

>>25390785
I need more than a few days to consider just losing my virginity like that. I'm still a khhv for a reason.
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>>25390824
>for a reason
chad still have not initiated anything. lmao
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>>25390713
>>25390785

You might be projecting your stupidity onto us. Ugly bitches can't afford to be dumb, and a lot of us aren't.
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>>25390885
No, it's more of a lack of faith in women having any kind of convictions since they've shown me that they don't really hold said convictions so often.
I've known plenty of ugly whores that have literally fucked guys for a dimebag, I have no expectations for you anymore.
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>>25390262
Why don't you actually be a decent person, then you can get decent dudes instead of just trying to drag the rest of the world down to your level.
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This is the most potential I've seen in a meme since peepee poopoo was fresh. Godspeed, gentle anons. May the chaos gods hasten its metastasis.
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>>25390943
Perhaps they have given up. As I mentioned here >>25390783 , there will be a point from which I will kick the bucket and start having casual sex just so I won't die a virgin. Some women reach that point earlier.
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>>25390824
>>25390885
>black_man_fuck_church's_singer.jpg
i miss this pic. maybe another have it
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>>25391019
its actually a USEFUL meme too

no more pining over oneitises that youll never have the balls and social grace to bag, you start low and then level up until you're strong enough to bag a qt
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>>25391027
>Perhaps they have given up
Right, they have no convictions.
Women get slapped in the face by life and immediately just decide to give up.
I don't really expect anything else from them anymore.
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>>25391077
The qts will still prefer an actual Chad over a 4/10 sperg who fucked some 2/10s out of desperation.
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>>25391027
>will be a point from which I will kick the bucket and start having casual sex just so I won't die a virgin
lmao. r9k was right. women would rather suck chad's dick then have a meaningfull relatioship with a men from their league
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>>25390793
she's fat, has no ass and saggy tits
into the trash she went
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>>25391010
According to this thread, I'm forever practice material, so, I figured that I can practice my sassy rejection lines, too.
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>>25391163
>fat but no ass

absolutely disgusting
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>>25391136
Men fall in love with their eyes, women fall in love with their ears.
If the people of this board are as intelligent as they claim then surely they can learn how to talk women into sex?
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>>25391084
Nigga, there's no use in keep trying when "practice girl" is immediately followed by "post-wall". Stop shaming people for playing by the rules that you enforce.

>>25391160
>meaningfull (sic) ationship
>practice girl

I kekd heartily, familia.

>>25391136
This is the truth. The idea that practice girls have any positive impact over someone's SMV is something only r9k could come up with. You are just adding "desperate" and "dishonest" to your roster of qualities. Perhaps "enuch" and "dead", too, if you happen to stick it in crazy.
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>>25391340
>Nigga, there's no use in keep trying when "practice girl" is immediately followed by "post-wall".
Ehh, whatever, not my fault.
You're a decade older than me anyways, not like you'd even be on my radar.
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>>25391340
>>meaningfull (sic) ationship
>>practice girl
>I kekd heartily, familia.
where would be no need for a practice girl if the women wouldn't be cunts and would date in their league from beginning
there are lots of robots here which are fit and smart but are ignored by women from their league cos they dont have the experience to win them.
there come the practice girl to save the situation.
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>>25391553
>where would be no need for a practice girl if the women wouldn't be cunts and would date in their league from beginning

Jesus Rollerskating Christ, how many times are you going to insist on that bullshit when YOURSELVES are saying that men will trade up as soon as they can? Are you even reading the thread?
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>>25386453
If you know any chads just ask them, they're always good at the dumping part.
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But honestly it's too much work for the kind of girlfriend I really just can't even give a shit about. Like I could madly love a thin 4/10, but two thirds of women are overweight and it's just like embarrassing to be with them.

I don't really want to fake it and treat some hammy pig like a princess just for the succ. I'd rather be alone.
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>>25391683
the thread is about a average 5/10 robot who go from a 3/10 entitled to date up, practice gf to a 4/10 and then to a 5/10 perfect for his gf
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>>25386418
that's not even mystery's trip though
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>>25386418
lol virgin detected
boys just wanna have fun, you dork
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>>25392501
>implying you can adequately determine what league you belong to
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>>25392702
You can if you're not an entitled retard with a huge ego.
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>They'd date you in an instant.
No.
Maybe this shit works for you normalfags but I'm a robot and no girl has ever wanted to be me gf.
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>>25391163

Pussy is pussy and I'm sure you still cummed anyway
how was it like fucking it?
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>>25392785
So... robots can't.
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>>25392904
>Strawman
Delicious.
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