Average female of /r9k/
>25
>roastie
>below average face and no redeeming qualities
>5+ sexual partners
>"depressed" because no chad marries her
>>25384343
souce? what is it? what do you mean?
>>25385612
youtube "itou marika"
>>25384343
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
nearly
HHKV so no
yup
nope
depression doesn't exist
>>25385843
>I don't have a mental illness, therefore it doesn't exist
>>25384343
no
no
yes
no
yes but not because of that
>>25384343
no
no
noi have an attractive dog, can keep a clean house, and graduated with a 4.0 gpa in a stem which i think are all redeeming qualities maybe idk i keep forgetting men only care about looks
no
no
>>25385843
will you please be my girlfriend?
Average female of /r9k/
>assumes every thread is a survey prompt to vomit her vapid personal info into
Somebody oughtta snuff these cunts.
ITT roasties in denial
if it's not a cute innie you have disgusting meat flaps, you vapid whores
>>25386198
>have innie
>probably just because my cunt's so fat the rolls have exceeded the flaps
It should probably be mentioned more often that tubby twats don't count as non-roasties, or it could become a ham plane bragging point.
>>25386260
>tfw now insecure about my puffy vagoo even though i dont have meat flaps anyway
>>25386143
How you celebrating new years mystery? I've still got to load a trailer when I get home so I'm just chilling and probably watching the prison school TV show again and probably just cooking deer steaks and fried cabbage
>>25386143
>i have an attractive dog
>>25386433
Going to the cemetery with my mum in a couple hourskinda morbidthen settling down on my couch with my mum/dad and drinking ourselves into a stupor
Hopefully they didn't invite people over. My dad is currently out hunting for deer. We've got russian food and shit chilling in the fridge that we'll probably eat and some meet. Idk.
>>25384343
pretty much my gf
>>25386433
fucking dog. replying to attention whores.
GET OUT OF MY R9K YOU FAILED BETA NORMIE
>>25384343
>>"depressed" because no chad marries her
Do you want to marry a fat ugly chick? I didn't think so.
>>25386377
>Mystery's puffy vagina
Wew lad
Reminder that girls literally think that some sexual encounters 'don't count' if they were with some ugly guy, they were drunk, it was a one night stand etc.
>24
>innie
>honestly pretty reasonably attractive, 5'7", blonde hair, blue eyes, nice face etc.
>1 sexual partner
>I have my good days and my bad days I guess, mostly good which is what is important
What's the average male /arcanine/ like?
>>25386728
fuck off you std cumrag
>>25386728
>22
>ugly poastie with phimosis
>balding
>no sexual partners beyond a drunken tinder hookup with a fatso
>hatred towards any woman who isnt a 10/10 pure virgin waifu
>>25386728
Stat
At Lv. 50
HP: 90
Attack: 110
Defense: 80
Sp.Atk: 100
Sp.Def: 80
Speed: 95
it doesn't matter if it's male or female tho
>>25386728
>innie
Pics or shoo shoo roast beef
>>25386603
>failed
Yeah maybe
>beta
Nah.
>normie
No
>>25384343
>>25
no
>>roastie
yes
>>below average face and no redeeming qualities
yes
>>5+ sexual partners
no
>>"depressed" because no chad marries her
no
>>25386826
lel I'm not posting my vagina on 4chan of all places.
>>25386818
I'm ugly and balding so you're just about right
>>25386611
jfc what a thirst trap this girl has turned into.
NOE ONE WILL FUCK ME MY PUSSY IS BEAUTIFUL
Nope, r9k likes to refer to me as a "christmas cake" apparently
>>25387025
Why is that middle class women in America refuse to get married or have a baby before age 35+? What is that mentality? That you'll be young forever?
>>25386728
>>1 sexual partner
Are you still with him or did you fuck up one thing you were supposed to not fuck up... selection of your partner. So are you still with him or are you used goods already?
>>25386377
Mystery you suck. I know that's you shitposting about black women and saying vile things about them. FUCK YOU
>>25384343
>no
>mfw genetic roastie
>no
>no
>no
>>25387051
they're crazy and stupid. i want kids by 19-22
>>25386728
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>attractive
>>25387113
>they're crazy and stupid. i want kids by 19-22
Be my gf
>>25386823
smogon plz go
>>25387051
Because it's getting more and more expensive to be even middle class and as the world becomes more progressive people are realising that you don't actually need to have kids anymore and they are very expensive too.
Also people want to do what they want and live their lives and make the most of it when they are young? Makes sense.
>>25387025
please take my virginity then
>>25387194
it's getting more expensive if you are retard buying swarowski crowns for you little 11 months old princess
>>25387051
The Jews teach them all men are evil dumb rapists, that if they try they can get infinite moneys from working.
Of course it's a lie, but they're too dumb to change their mind. Literally we have fields like social work and elementary education that are 90% women with 100k graduates/year, but because they don't make as much as a field of 80% men with 50k graduates the sexist evil dumb men have to pay up.
I blame circumcision and other jew memes, keeping the women hysterical and the men unsatisfied
>25
Eh, i'm 24 but I'm close enough
>roastie
nope. only the whole "roast beef" thing isn't as common as you robots think it is
>below average face and no redeeming qualities
Well at least I'm not fat. will admit to having a kind fucked up face and eye from getting stabbed in the eye when I was 15. but at least I'm not an outright bitch to people having a fucked up eye is humbling, you don't wanna scare people off.
>5+ sexual partners
eh, only 3.
>"depressed" because no chad marries her
>>25387230
Not just raising kids but merely living. Especially for Americans. The traditional middle class has been eroding for a while.
>>25387255
Judith?
>>25387230
>can't format a proper sentence
>also thinks that having kids is cheap
That adds up.
When I think of the particular morons from my graduating class who are currently breeding like rabbits I want to weep.
>>25387051
I work 5-6 days a week and have very little social life. I do feel lonely and I've tried dating sites but it's filled with hookups, guys cheating and guys who just don't know what they want, hasn't worked very well for me.
Reality is you're probably not going to meet a nice partner unless you're actively in social circles and preferably many social circles.
If I could have gone back in time and given one piece of advice to myself it'd have been to not leave college without a husband because that was a time in my life where I was connecting with people in a way that felt real.
>>25387364
Go back and get a shitty cheap degree.
I have actually read about woman going to college expressly just to find a husband though; kinda weird.
>>25387364
>tfw no successful gf to be a house husband for
The worst feel
>>25387319
no.... is there another girl that got stabbed in the eye that posts on /r9k/?!?!?
>>25387474
Sorry, everything else is the same as my gf so I thought she might've been making that part up for fun.
Why did someone do that to you?
> 18
> Yes, a very average occurrence
> I'd say 6/10 face. Working and going to college. STEM major.
>1 sexual partner, my fiance
> not depressed, happy with my neck beard.
>>25387420
It makes sense, it's a playground of intelligent, young, successful and healthy people who are single and of an appropriate age.
You never get the choice or ease again in your life.
>>25387420
The joke used to be a woman going to college to get a Mrs.
>>25387561
shave that off, facial hair on women isn't very attractive
>>25387567
>intelligent
hah
>young
true
>successful
By definition, no. Their supposed to be training to have an ability to be successful. Not counting the Asians that drill their children from childhood to be good robots.
>healthy
Sometimes, but those are usually athletes getting free rides that are just fucking each other.
>single
Maybe if you're asking men. The vast majority of college women have a boyfriend from inside that's a Chad or Tyrone, or a boyfriend from outside that's supporting them while they go to college. Literally there's no women (under 30) in college who are struggling in finances or companionship.
>>25387613
Made me chuckle. Original post.
>25
23.
>roastie
Every girl past puberty.
>below average
I don't think so even though I've gained a bit weight.
>5+ sexual partners
I've had only 4 serious relationships.
>depressed
Yes.
>>25384343
You forgot
>won't date a robot
>>25387721
Dating what use to be a robot, guess I took that title from him.
>>25387800
No he was just a failed normie
roasties BTFO hard.
Any and every "identity" of a given female is just a fad.
Get back at roasties by getting yourself a practice gf
Come join us in this thread:
>>25386263
>>25386263
>>25386263
>>25387813
Nope, robot.
>>25387859
>used to be a robot
No he was a failed normie
>>25387567
>it's a playground of intelligent, young, successful and healthy people who are single and of an appropriate age.
My god, what the fuck am I reading?
College is just a cesspool of idiots and dumb whores.
But, since most young women are worthless whores, guys have started the pumping and dumping as early as possible.
You'll be hard-pressed to find a guy in college who'll actually want to marry you, or anyone for that matter.Or maybe it's just my uni.
>>25387868
What's the difference? Original post.
>>25387918
A robot is too pathetic to get a gf or stop being a robot
Also
>has bf
>fembot
>>25387688
>I've had only 4 serious relationships.
The fact that you made this distinction is a pretty obvious red flag that screams "I've fucked a lot of guys casually!"
>>25384343
>marrying when you can get the milk for free
women did it to themselves by not learning to keep their legs close.
All in all, they're all just bricks in The Wall
>>25384343
>yes
>yes
>no, I'm pretty attractive besides hating my own vagina
>no
>not depressed, already married Chad
>>25388022
Why do married people come here?
Fuck off
>>25388017
>20
>not 14
>>25387947
I never said fembot, fembots don't exist, moron. By your standard 99% of the robots on this board are not robots, but failed normies because the majority will eventually grow out of their situation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FTGo0vOxIJ
>>25388074
>By your standard 99% of the robots on this board are not robots, but failed normies because the majority will eventually grow out of their situation.
Never claimed they weren't. They should fuck off too
>>25386484
I've found out that in chess, the Russians call the rook the boat. Why are slavs so dumb? How does a boat move over land?
>>25386377
Did someone say fluffy vulva?
>>25387972
>The fact that you made this distinction is a pretty obvious red flag that screams "I've fucked a lot of guys casually!"
This
>>25387364
Yea it's true, there are no good dating sites anymore and if you don't have good social circles you are fucked. I don't go on many dates now in my 30s
>>25386377
*pat-pats puffy vagoo*
>>25387051
You realize most young girls plan on getting married and having kids young, right? But then they reach that age and realize you can't plan stuff like that, things don't fall into place so easily and they were delusional to give themselves such a short time window. Most men don't want to get married and have kids in their early 20s either, and barely anyone could afford it in the first place.
