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Any other anons literally nevet clean their room or are you all normies now? Post your trash heaps or just make fun of me. Whatever. Pic related is mine.
Another view. Looks lik im a junky huh...
Is fridgebro still alive? I miss him and his dog dearly
>>25422553
how many years of waste is that anon?
>that kid who acted like JarJar-Binks and wondered why he got picked on
>those kids that dry humped each other on camp when they thought everyone was asleep>they were both boys
>>25422593
What's with boy scouts and their experiments with sex?
>>25422619
It's probably those uniforms.
Also they weren't boy scouts it was just a school camp trip.
hello /r9k/!
how was your day today?
it was all fine until you came along
Good! Worked a bit to lighten the load of tomorrow (own my own business) and I'm going to pick my fiance up in an hour and being her home. Wedding is in eight days, so you can imagine how stressed she is! Planning on giving her an eventful night to relax her, if you catch my drift. ;)
I can't believe that's an original post op
>ITT we post patrician tier fetishes
God tier
>Cock worship
>Feet play
>Sloppy head
>Tiles
Shit tier
>Cucking
>BBC
>Ohio
Ohioan here. I am not a fetish. Stop reducing us to sexual objects.
Normie tier fetishes
>Anal (they think its a fetish)
>Pov (lol)
>big tiddies
>IR
>bdsm
Also Ohioan. We're a fetish?
>hanging out friends party for NYE
>kinda cute girl at the party
>she would kinda talk to me , but I'm autistic who can't hold conversations so I usually say one word answers or nod my head
>we all playing drinking games later on and she keeps accidentally rubbing her boobs on me while playing and kept like playfully pushing me
>some guy later on in the night comes and picks her up , guess it was her boyfriend
What happened here? Was she not flirting with me or is this how drunk girls act with everyone.
>tfw there were no single ladies at the NYE party I went to
ffffffffffffffffff
was this in australia?
>ever having been to a party
you faggots can fuck right off. you don't know the real grind until you have never been invited to a party by anyone all your life
Does cuddling porn exist? Or even romance porn?
Surely some porn for the more lovey-dovey types exists, right?
X-Art and PassionX
Also, amateur stuff is good for more feely porn
>>25422152
From what I've found, only visual novels do this.
>>25422210
This.
You could also search for "romantic" or "sensual" or other such words when browsing for your pornography.
I've had severe ED for almost a year. What can I do? I'm only 20.
Jerk it less
>>25422137
Ask a doctor not a virgin support board you idiot
>>25422160
But I figure you guys have the most experience with this.
ITT: Cringey things you do while masturbating alone. I pull up photos of girls I know and say "Ah yeah, I want some bitch ass cooch."
wat a fuck op
>>25422099
I'm going to have to start doing this!
>>25422099
>implying you masturbate with others
>shiggydiggy
Anyone want to play a game of CS:GO?
I do not have a computer.
rank senpai?
>>25422016
I don't have a computer, sorry
Greetings robots, I have $20 in amazon what do I buy
>pic related
>>25421973
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears.
Egg Boiler.
Easy as fuck boiled eggs in 10 minutes, no way to screw up.
I eat em everyday now.
>>25422048
I don't want to shit with the force of 1000 suns
Do boys really look like this??
Stay 2D, OP, so you can preserve your innocence about reality. It's better in the flatverse.
Of course, that's actually a photo of me.
>draw a girl
>add a penis
What's worse having an ugly face or being a manlet?
>>25421886
Probably lying about being able to make a zombie vaccine
ugly face obv
ugly face = nightmare mode from beginning to end
Ugly face.
Tom Cruise is the prime of example of a manlet who has slayed his way through life with a pretty face - Scientology aside.
I mean between the cheeks, do you use siccicors or razor?
Supposed to wax that silly
>>25421870
You don't
I've never shaved any part of my body, except when I was like 13 and bored. Just let your body's natural processes take place
>>25421870
Go to a salon and get a Brazilian, you goof.
Didn't get any yesterday because i had already walked a lot that day in San Francisco
Decided to walk along some one the bigger roads this time instead of directly around residental
Already getting dark by that time i had already walked for 40ish minutes
I don't know why they buy dumb designs like this next to walls no one ever walks by. Seems like a waste of time and time is money
Why are guys such peices of shit? They don't even deserve to fucking live.
>Dad molested me and left by the age of 8
>Mom does everything she can to make sure I know that I'm loved, provides food and shelter for me always
> Bullied, only by guys and occasionaly their girlfriends. Beaten almost to death at a party i thought i was welcome to. have all kids suspended
>Graduate top of my class. not valedictorian but in the top 20.
>no money to pay for college, loan and work in order to pay it off during college
>have a boyfriend who doesnt have a job and isnt in college, i pay for everything
>meanwhile, grandmother needs a surgery near the nose
>doctors who operated: 2 males
>leaves a peice of tissue in her nose after closing her up and forgets about it
>it becomes toxic and she dies a year later. doctors blame it on a cancer she was never diagnosed with.
>boyfriend cheated on me 3 weeks after she died.
>have another boyfriend, more caring and works hard. job requires him to travel out of state a few times a month.
>on way to indiana, hit by a drunk driver and dies while im with him at hospital, brain bleed
>find out he was married with a kid at funeral that she showed up to
Fuck all men you worthless peices of shit.
>>25421810
>Grandma dies of latent, undiagnosed cancer
>I know more about medicine than the doctors
>The doctors killed my grandma
baka
>>25421810
Brian Wilson is a-ok anon, good taste
ITT: Roasties getting BTFO
Original fucking goddamn.
