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Have you ever killed anyone /r9k/?
A dog once bit my sisters leg, hospitalising her for weeks. I eventually murdered the owner. First two years I had almost daily anxiety attacks, but I can pretty much function normally now.
>inb4 FBI thread
the FBI is a meme, you'll be a-ok brojustgasmyboatupsky
Yes, I'm killing myself and my hope for a good future every day. Life is a constant process of dying.
If you say you've killed someone and don't explain how you should be killed yourself
ask your oneitis out if you roll dubs or a 0. post results
Joke's on you, I don't have a oneitis
>>25418421
Don't stare at her tits. It's creepy. Later it's creepy if you don't. _Women_thePost_
>>25418421
lol whatever,
How do you get over an ex you love? Except new girls because i've tried that
Stop talking to her.
/thread
You just try not to think about them and after a year or two you'll stop loving them until you see something that reminds you of them and then you'll love them again for a few days and it just repeats like that forever
>>25418382
I cant im gonna have to see her a lot for the next few years she works near me
took too much acid
my whole body is shaking
i fee hyper
make it stop i just wanted to fap
hallucinogens are a meme, you'll be a-ok brojonestownski
You're gonna die
Everyone knows
The cops are coming for you
You're losing your mind for good
Kill yourself now
>>25418334
That's what you get for being a drug abusing piece of trash. How do you think your parents will feel when they're asked to identify your bloated, lifeless body the next day? All that hard work and love they put into raising you and you threw it away for some cheap artificial high, fucking disgusting.
What was your dream as a child?
Nothing, I guess I accomplished that
to become a motorsports driver, i even wanted to start go-karting like all pros did as kids but parents said they cant afford it
>>25418219
To die in my sleep so I wouldn't have to go to school the next morning desu.
Who here is /ugly/
>get out the shower
>look in the mirror
>cry
>>25418068
>tfw you look in the mirror at the perfect angle and you look okay for once
>>25418068
feelsbadman doesn't it. Accepted i will never get a gf in my life but ugliness also affects my social life and possibly job prospects. Who wants to hang around with an ugly guy right?
>>25418135
yup same here
>tfw you literately feel ashamed and sorry when people have to look at your face
If you liked Homestar Runner growing up are you automatically autistic
>>25418050
I liked strongbad emails, does that count?
fuck you homestar is hilarious
autism is a meme, we'll be a-ok brojackasski
Hey fellow robots. Anyone else leaching off of their families money for the year till suicide? I am. My rich af parents are letting me live alone on their old house for around a year so I can "get my shit together" and are paying the bills till I get a job. I'm just going to do nothing and watch as much anime till December when I'll kill myself. (I'll stream it for you sick fucks as a present)
Pic very much related (I'll post my backyard next post)
Backyard.
Anyone else got a similar situation?
At this point I'm just waiting for my depression (and the anxiety, which is new) to get bad enough to push me over the edge. Every time I drive anywhere I hope I die in an accident, so my mom won't have to deal with the pain of knowing I killed myself
>>25418041
Can I come stay with you? I'll suck you off while you watch porn or something
Come play agar.io with us
http://agar.io/?ip=185.130.5.229:443
Server:
http://agar.io/?ip=151.225.25.21:1502 <<<<
>>25418030
that's not me but you can join that server if you like ^^
>>25417980
>Tfw Senpai gives you his energy.
Pls no
So hows it hanging fags?
day 2 here, starting to feel it, just a bit.
>>25417975
had a good one this afternoon,
no regrets,
made me feel a lot better
>>25417975
I literally fapped about 5 hours ago.
>>25417975
please, OP, dont do this to yourself!
What if most of us just become ants after we die?
There are so many of them. It'd be hard not to end up an ant. Not like it would be a bad existence imho.
Or if you are really unlucky you'll come back as another shitty 1st world human being.
What if an ant like civilization is what humanity will eventually evolve or devolve into?
Even if you were reincarnated as an ant you wouldn't have to wait very long to die and be reincarnated again as something else.
Maybe it would still feel like a long time to an ant. But you'd be an ant, so you wouldn't care anyway. There's probably food that needs carrying somewhere.
I don't think it would be that bad.
That's be shit
Ants are incapable of intelligent, free thought
I probably wouldn't realise that I existed
>notice how all the women complimenting him are black
Why are black women only into Asian guys now?
Because they know the pain of being the unattractive race+gender combo.
Most black girls who aren't ghetto are based as hell 2bh
nice trips btw
>>25417930
Pretty much this.
The stereotype for black women is that they are too masculine and dominating, and thus undesirable.
The stereotype for asian men is that they are too feminine and submissive, and thus undesirable.
A black woman who knows she doesn't fit the stereotype sees an asian dude like this and realises he doesn't fit his stereotype either. A shared experience is a powerful thing.
On top of that, there is far less social stigma over black/asian couples than black/white ones.
>>25418029
There is social stigma for Asian female/black male I think
Am I the only one who's obsessed with his Skyrim waifu?
>pic related, it's her
>named her Rika, after my favorite animu character from Higurashi
>she's a loli (took some mods to achieve this)
>she's also asexual, sterile, stuck in her loli form forever and nearly immortal
>whenever im bored i just think about her, make new stories for her, fantasize about her life...
The story so far:
she woke up in a cave, captured by bandits with no past memory. She was saved by the high king of skyrim who adopted her. She developed a strong bond with her father. Her adoptive family got killed during the great war so she inherited the throne, being the only child. She fell into deep depression due to her adoptive father's death until the dragons came. Then she saved the world from them, saw that the people love her now and took on helping her people and putting down the rebellion caused by her political inactivity.(she sides with the imperials).
Cont.
Thanks for curing my insomnia
>>25417886
>the elves break the peace, starting the second great war
>the empire sacrafises a lot, but the elves are too strong
>many rulers, including the emperor, lose their lives
>she becomes an emperess, being the now-dead emperor's best friend and advisor
>the empire is nearly defeated, there's famine and the people suffer
>she declares unconditional surrender, seeing there's no way for her to win
>elves take over, thus conquering the empire
>she's driven into exile
Cont.
>>25418020
Shit's about to get interesting
>while wandering the ruins of what used to be her empire, she meets an elven wizard who actually does not support the thalmor's brutal regime
>he creates a portal to another dimention and tells rika to go in and signal him to open the portal again when she finds help
>she gets teleported to WW2 europe
>1944, the allies are advancing und deutschland ist losing
>she gets captured by a german patrol
>she tells them about her plan and giw she could use her powers to help der vaterland win.
>germans laugh, spit on her face and hit her
>she shouts one of the germans apart
>okiedokie.jpg
>she's taken to Hitler
Is this pretty much how /r9k/ lives?
Learn to make a thread you retarded fucking redditor
Why the fuck would you put the url in the name section?
>>25417822
>tfw mommy gf
also taboo is a great show
who here still /nofap2016/
fuck it's only 6pm on the 1st and I wanna fap so bad
There isn't a single benefit to nofap. It's a meme to cause you discomfort for no good reason.
>>25417831
Porn causes ED and demotivates you.
Not to mention it's a huge time waster.
>>25417831
desu my voice gets deeper and more grounded after a few days of not fapping and my energy levels are a lot higher
