>See ideal 10/10 qt3.14 gf at store she works at
>She notices me
>"Hey anon!"
>I freeze up, within a split second I work up the courage to go over to her
>Go over to her checkout and say hi
>"How's it going anon?"
I fucking freeze up because I'm a sperglord
>"Not bad, WAGEKEK, another day another dollar right? Me? Oh I've...
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Shit bait equals zero responses
>>25417788
Toasted the roastie, good one op
social anxiety is a meme, you'll be a-ok brojohnsonski
Was the girl on pressheart replaced by a different girl?
>early press heart so many fucking channels shilling for her telling to check her out
>shy girl who looks like a 6 with a shit haircut and annoying voice who acted like a sperg
Current "Dodger"
>hotter
>better haircut
>total feminist
>takes strippins dick
>literally too retarded to...
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>>25417733
Which did you prefer?
>>25417733
the new one also made a playboy set
http://imgur.com/a/zRdia
>>25417733
>not used to the camera and publicity
>got used to the camera and publicity
People change anon
/r9k/ Cringe thread.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>25417685
>tfw you wanna catch some fish but no fish bites the bait
>>25417685
fuck you
that guy is just reviewing someone that he enjoys
That guy is cool imo
So I found out that I got an ex girlfriend prego and now she is demanding I pay child support. Is it smarter to let the court handle it or just try to negotiate a price I can pay monthly to help take care of the kid.
I don't want anything to do with her or the child, I didn't know the woman for very long and the kid would be better off without having me in its life.
anyway is there some way to negotiate a better price to pay or any kind of financial loop holes around this?
I also have credit card, student loan debt... is there any leverage with...
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>>25417626
> he's trying to weasel out of child support
Jesus H. Christ man! The child is as much your child as hers!
My grandma was knocked up and abandoned by a rake, fortunately my grandpa took her in and they got married.
Man up. Provide for your offspring.
Kek, good job normie.
You fucked up faggot, deal with it.
Next time keep it in your pants you dumb faggot.
>>25417751
Good, gooood. Let the hate flow through you
bloox
>oneitis is finally single
>punch myself in the dick and finally make a move
>use alpha as fuck dialogue
>tells me that she wants to take a break from dating, but she thinks that afterwards she might say yes since I'm really cool and fun to hang out with
>feelsgood.jpg
>wait a month, become good friends, she is still my oneitis
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>>25417519
lol you're stupid as fuck op
if you had any chances you blew them all
>>25417542
How so?
origninallllllllll
>>25417519
>she's still not "ready" after having more than a month of time
OP tell her either it's now or fucking never
who /genetic inferior/ here?
but liquid was a privileged piece of shit
even if inferior, he still had god tier genes
>>25417525
>even if inferior, he still had god tier genes
He wasn't inferior
who 3/10
Have marfan syndrome, autism, and anxiety. It's like a trio for making life as miserable as possible. Having children if you have shit genes is inhumane.
I've been a serious Bernie hater before, seeing lots of Sanders on /r/politics made me annoyed because I guess I just felt threatened, being been a Clinton supporter. Having spent some time on this board, even making some mean comments I've realized just how amazing Bernie is and am proud to say I will be voting for him in the primaries.
EDIT: Just donated $20.16, feeling the Bern!
>>25417268
BUMPING THIS EPIC THREAD
>>25417268
>Did you hear it already girls? Anon is voting Sanders!
>What? I knew he was a beta, but I didn't expect him to be THIS much of a beta male.
>Yeah, it's hilarious! What a loser!
>>25417268
Why arent /leftypol/ shills permabanned?
>go to a bar with friends
>3 girls and my best friend
>girl tells me I look like john travolta from saturday night fever
>we end up getting really drunk
>I end up singing karaoke atleast 8 times while the girl shys away and only agrees to do it if I come up with her
>She goes with her girlfriends when she needs to take a washroom break
>the girls constantly kiss eachother all the time
>I call them out and tell them they're doing it for an audience and aren't really lesbian
>They have no response
>girl tells me she wants pizza at the end of the night
>it's 4 AM
>I look for it with her alone
>she puts her arm around my arm
>we end up walking a lot and finally get some pizza at a corner store
>she tells me that "she said you're very chivalarious" and all these other things
>I have no idea what she's talking about
>I asked her "is this what you guys talk about during your washroom breaks?"
>she started laughing and singing in response to dodge the question
>she keeps dropping her scarf
>I pick it up for her
>decide to tell her "you owe me a kiss"
>we quickly kissed
>take her back to her place
>her friend seemingly locked me in the house with her and let us go in first
>hear her whispering something to her girlfriends after she locked the door
>I get too nervous
>she asks me to massage her foot
>I do it
>she thanks me
>she needs to sleep she falls asleep on her chair
>I'm sitting on a chair opposite to her
>she puts her feet in my lap and falls asleep
>after an hour I decide i cannot sit like this uncomfortable with her feet in my lap
>decide to go home
Do you think she might like me?
>>25417072
>>go to a bar with friends
Stopped reading there, PLEASE fuck off.
Go to /b/, go to /soc/, go anywhere else.
>we kissed
>could she possibly like me somewhat a bit?
Nice bait, nigger
>>25417153
She was kissing all her gfs though
>tfw you realize your actual autistic classmate from middle school who tried to be a rapper and then became transgender now has a qt girlfriend and you still don't even have one friend
Was ur classmate fat?
Are you fat?
Answer both pls
>>25417393
He's was a chubster in middle school and judging by his profile pic he's still a chubster now as a "woman". I've always been skinny.
>>25416920
maybe you'd make friends if you stopped dwelling on the past so god damn much
fuck that autismo kid dude, why does he matter?
i feel so empty inside today
Oi Blini kot mi m80 senorita
>>25416832
im lying in bed half crying , will shit feelings ever end?
>>25416858
this one came out earlier today
>/r9k/ and WizardChan are constantly laughed at and used as a punchline for jokes by just about every other board, even the particularly Godawful ones like /v/ and /pol/
How does this make you feel, honestly?
I think r9k is a shit board that has become a hangout board for shitposting and memeing teenagers and facilitates the spread of cancer all over 4chan (frogposting and "normies" being the most egregious examples) and deserves all the vitriol it inspires.
I considered r9k something of a 'home board' from its very inception up until 2012, so it pains me to see it turn into such irredeemable shit.
>>25416753
How does it make you feel that Wizardchan laughs at and mocks /r9k/ for being filled with angsty teens?
>>25416753
im already aware that i'm in the festering anus of internet culture. that's why I'm here.
im also drunk
>Get anxiety/depression for realizing how much I fucked up at social life at 23
>Quickly became a total mess crying every night like a bitch
>Couldn't hide it from my parents coming home during the holidays
>Got put on paxil
>Slowly evolving, still depressed but became a loudmouthed cynical suicidal edgelord around them
Thanks dr shekelstein.
Who /feelium/ here
>>25416698
>>25417200
This doesn't work anymore since they put oxygen in it now.
>>25417684
Doesn't too much oxygen kills you or am i retarded?
The NEET realizes that in joining the workforce, he/she would only be a part of the Jewish machine. A disposable part only truly providing reward for its master. Perhaps if more of you realized this we would finally be able to have a true revolution. You could say it would be an event on par with those that changed western civilization for the better like The Enlightenment.
>>25416475
Only when automation takes over every side of work, until then you're a slave's slave.
im not a wagecuck by choice! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all wagecucks would be NEETs if given the choice. Smh
There's a choice, though. You work for a bit, save up some money and retire. The only thing that actually stops you is your rate of saving, so it's your own doing.
Is it even possible for a red- haired male to be attractive?
They make very attractive traps
>>25416198
>tfw male ginger
end me
>>25416198
Most girls I know have a fringe for the ginge. They like to fuck me and like to fuck them.
Ginger master race
Fuck all you basic bots
Why aren't you gay yet?
Because my balls haven't touched another guys balls yet
because im not a degenerate
>>25415942
because I'm a demiagenderfluidless aromantic bipolar transfoxkin femmeboi