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>be dreaming
>get a gf in the dream
>heart fluttering, never felt this happy before
>wake up
>tfw no gf
Don't limit yourself to another human being. A dirty hoe won't fix your problems.
>>25411711
Fuck bro,I feel you.waking up after
>tfw gf
dreams is the absolute worst
>>25411711
wanting a gf is being a normie
leave normie
anime is the greatest fucking thing of all time. Their is literally nothing better than anime. anime can make you laugh, make you cry, and everything else in between. it is truly the greatest entertainment medium of all time.
Genocide is the greatest fucking thing of all time. Their is literally nothing better than genocide. Genocide can make you laugh, make you cry, and everything else in between. it is truly the greatest form of violence of all time.
memes are the greatest fucking thing of all time. Their is literally nothing better than memes. memes can make you laugh, make you cry, and everything else in between. they are truly the greatest entertainment medium of all time.
>>25411446
Please don't post old obscure anime. It makes me feel like a sad old weeb.
Manlet, balding, or weak jawline: which one of these is the worst one and why?
>>25412207
weak jaw
always looks like shit no matter what. manlet? you can work out. balding? you can shave and work out.
weak jaw you're fucked
manlet
https://twitter.com/heightismxposed
there is no comparable mass roastie hatred for bald guys or guys with weak jawlines
>>25412276
If you can grow a beard then you can hide the weak jaw quite well, though. But without it you're fucked, yeah
ITT: Red flags for boys
>He prefers 2D women to 3D women
>He has only watched entry level anime or doesn't watch anime at all
>He doesnt speak fluent Japanese
>He doesnt notice my new bangs because he's stupid
![[DESS]Nichijou_20_1080.BD.FLAC.Underwater-Commie_[14793EBF].mkv_snapshot_19.25_[2016.01.01_06.04.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/NvWvLwb.png "[DESS]Nichijou 20 1080.BD.FLAC.Underwater-Commie [14793EBF].mkv snapshot 19.25 [2016.01.01 06.04.31]")
>>25411428
>>He prefers 2D women to 3D women
>>He has only watched entry level anime or doesn't watch anime at all
>>He doesnt speak fluent Japanese
These are incompatible.
If you watch anime and speak Japanese, it means you've taken the 2D pill.
>>25411428
Red flags for girls
>tranny
>fat
>bipolar
>>25411513
This thread is about boys you loser
so gtfo??
>tfw got Dragon Age; Inquistion for Christmas
>try it out
>seems way too complex and tryhard and nerdy mmorpg and a bitch to finish/enjoy
>wish i got something casual like nfs or a fifa game
who /2normie4videogames/ here?
DA:I is just a shit game
They shoved all this MMO bullshit with bad quests and picking up shitty herbs into what should be a single player RPG experience.
DA: I is the SW: Episode II of video games. It was the first time I felt ripped off from pirating a game.
>>25411448
They didn't really shove it in, the game was originally an MMO before they had to make it single player after SWTOR bombed.
which one would you want
>>25411732
If you don't prefer the one on the right you are fucking low test and need to die.
obviously right. left had might as well be a low testosterone male.
>tfw all girls with great asses make sure to wear clothes that show what they got.
*BRRRAAAAAAP*
Need I say more?
>webslaves confirmed for bad diet
And I say again ...
THE SAME DUDE POSTING COMPLETELY ORIGINAL NEET POSTS, SAME TIME DAILY
>*BRRRAAAAAAP*
What did you mean by this?
Honest, non-troll answers only please.
I don't know.
Everyone is nice to me.
Fugg niqqa who dis
I would smash dat pussy like a demolition crew
Lok at dat tight ass body shit
Ye
but only if the men is submissive and weak I guess
if it's chad then she's be sweet to him
A shy Tori Black lookalike who I met at a weekly networking session took a surprising interest in me.
She even admitted her feelings for me and asked me out on a date when we left for the evening.
So anyway I rejected her because I knew she would eventually cuck me for Chad. I could see her trying to hold back tears, and she left without saying another word.
Did I do well /r9k/?
Yeah you did well.
If you really liked her your brain would of convinced you it would of been a good idea to date this girl. You know its a bad idea because you were thinking rationally and not with your dick.
Congrats senpai! Its just crocodile tears.
>>25411155
>>25411197
This is bait, unless he's aiming to be a red pilled permavirgin for his entire life. Could've at least fucked her beforehand
I guess you are right, because if he wanted to be red pill, he wouldn't have to ask if it was the right thing because he would already know.
At what age did you start to fall behind your peers socially?
>>25411499
Fuck me and you'll know.
>>25411499
the moment I came out of my dad's dick
>>25411499
11 (original post)sdfasdfasdf
ITT post your daily schedule
>10pm Wake up / eat bowl of cereal
>11pm - 7am Wage slave
>7:15am go to store grab some food
>7:30am - 2pm internet / eat food / take shower
>2pm sleep until 10 repeat
That's my life every day except one or two days a week when I don't work
It's a boring repetitive schedule but that's really how I like it
How does your's compare?
>>25410784
Imagine that, but switch the ams and pms around.
>>25410784
>wake up, 10AM
>Play shitty mobile game
>Shitpost on 4chan
>eat lunch
>watch anime
>play vidya
>read a couple doujins, fap
>play a bit of a VN
>eat dinner
>sleep
>>25410858
the Neet life eah?
guess time is irrelevant for you right
>be me home on Winter Break
>mother is "my way or else" type of mom
>dad has resigned himself to do whatever the fuck she wants
>mother decides to literally tear apart his closet and give all his nice shirts to me
>I tell her I don't want to steal from my dad
>she screams at me that he never wears them
>I say again that I don't want my dad's clothes
>The past 15 minutes have been spent with her screaming at me what a horrible disrespectful shit I am to her
>she made me look through each shirt individually (around 40-50) and personally say no to each one
>she said she's gonna scream at my father and force him to tell me that he wants me to take his shirts
>she also demanded that I give her full access to my email account because she wants to look through my emails
what do
Sounds like being a kuck runs in the family. What you should do is wait for Tyrone to come over and watch on with your father.
save money and move away and never talk to her again
Tell your dad to stop being a pussy. Slap the fuck out of your mom.
Would any of you lonely bots date Veronika?
d-dont be shallow!
Remember she can still be beautiful on the Inside!
>>25410711
She looks not fat.
Fat is something I will never tolerate, so the answer is yes.
She looks good behind these glasses...
>crush on celebrity grill
>she grows up with you
>she's modest and sweet and innocent
>remain hhkv while she kisses boys/men in movies/music videos
>her shorts become shorter and her shirts become more revealing
>she gets boyfriend after boyfriend, and you just know they're railing the shit out of her
>her behavior becomes so raunchy that you stop watching her movies/listening to her music because it reminds you that even the sweetest most innocent girl just wants to suck cock even more badly than you need air
Pic related is not my personal girl but that's how bad I imagine it. Is there a worse feeling in this world? Do naturally modest women even exist anymore or are they all just repressed whores?
>>25410541
So is it Demi Levato or Selena Gomez
Lots of people go through changes. George Carlin was a clean cut fuck until he started doing acid and finally admitted he hates everybody.
Sometimes, this is a good thing.
DEGENERATE
DEGENERATE
DEGENERATE
Is /r9k/ the gondola board?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCkwi7bHOak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Yod8FFIZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dihrHkf58L4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwajLXkpCBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIQ4Jk63TKE
this gondola is exploring the hanging gardens
>>25410556
this gondola is exploring admiring stonehenge
>>25410565
this gondola is standing on the chichen itza
