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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37adXYp5Cr8
Seeing women like this triggers my primitive instincts, I wanna join in
Seriously the kid look like he's 5 why the fuck is she keep breastfed him this kid is mentally fucked up for the rest of his life
i can tell that chick is psychotic, not because of the tit sucking incest videos, but because she acts, sounds, same breathing patterns, vocab, etc as my best friends ex wife who is also psychotic drug addict who doesn't work.
i'm guessing this woman is a stay at home and is into all that holostic herbal bullshit.
massive liberal.
Hello, friends.
New Year's resolution or not, everyone has to gain from a healthier lifestyle; I am here to guide you, convince you, anything to make a difference in your life. Small things go a long way to make those changes. I will not mock you, I will answer every question you have (give me time if the thread gets popular, I may need 20 minutes to get to your post).
Ask me anything.
what happens when you drop the barbell on your feets?
>>25408028
What are good exercises to do if you have sensory nerve damage over your hands, feet, and face, and have trouble noticing problems there?
>>25408115
Very unlikely since the weights are far apart and not anywhere close to your feet. If you work the bell without weights, that's a different story but that's the same as with any object, really.
>>25408139
>What are good exercises to do if you have sensory nerve damage over your hands, feet, and face, and have trouble noticing problems there?
I assume you mean pain. The fact that you won't be able to lift at a certain point will let you know it's time to stop. So even without pain, that can be bypassed.
Now, if it's only hands, feet, and face, that shouldn't be a problem, since these don't harbor muscle groups that are trained in what I'd recommend doing. These aren't areas where you'd get injured either. Most lifting injuries happen when people drop stuff on their feet, for instance.
The main question is: what are your objectives?
Good morning, wagecuck.
Happy New Year.
>>25406867
Happy new year fellow NEET. Here's to another year of gaming and eating subway made by my sandwich artist.
good morning neetcuck
i'm enjoying my paid holiday :^)
>went to bed at 9pm yesterday and slept through mid night
>woke up 5am getting ready for my job
>go to job, I am one of the only 3 people working
> it is 2:37pm, work is not over, I am mentally and physically exhausted and not able to do anything
>boss made a call to work wishing us a good year and thanked everyone for working
>he mentions that we shouldn't forget to multiply our hours by 1,3333
>I realize now that the only thing that separates me from enslavement is that fact that I can still browse 4chan on my dank phone
/r9k/, 2016 is the year of the practice gf. Think about it: there are millions upon millions of ugly and/or fat women out there who have low self-esteem. They'd date you in an instant. All you need to do is practice, pump and then dump. You move on and find a better looking practice gf. The cycle repeats once you've found the right girl to settle with.
BETA UPRISING IN NOW.
THIS IS BETA UPRISING
PRACTICE GIRL IS BETA UPRISING
>>25405801
SHiiiiet this sounds reasonable.
>>25405801
Since your fucking girls who are implied to be so desperate they'll bang you, how do you think dumping them will go? They'll probably go full Misery on you in a heartbeat.
>>25405997
this
never fuck a practice girl
never stay with a practivew girl for a long time
it'll definitely go wrong
It's impossible for me to make friends.
>nobody will ever be my friend if i'm not interesting, or unable to entertain them
>any friend I make will leave me if I bore them
>tfw have to see normies having good friendships 24/7 because you work in a social environment
At this point i'm done. Trying to make friends and trying to keep them is a chore.i-i'm not really done i'm just trying to convince myself it's pointless
Shut up and Add my steam
steamcommunity.com/id/ghosx
>only talk to people online
>can literally only talk in a group chat where I can say something and then drop back out of the conversation
>if I try to talk to people one on one it never last more than 3 minutes
>people try to do stuff with me alone but I always have to drag other people in the groups into it or else they'll realize how autistic I am
>>25405365
>tfw boring robot neet
>tfw have tried to talk to a few people on here but they're all normalfags that go outside and have hobbies
>tfw will never have friends
>>25404792
Why isn't there the option "free her and help her get home"
Probably have a quick go at her myself and then just sell her. Or at least that's what I tell myself.
>>25404815
Because this is 4chan not cuckchan
Run away like a beta. I don't want to get involved with spooky shit.
Anyone else have odd fetishes? Not over the top, but something that's sort of small, something that wouldn't turn someone else on as much as it does you.
I like listening to people have sex, girls moans and sex sound are the absolute hottest thing in the world to me. When I was still in school and had friends, if I stayed over their house for the night, I'd listen for others fucking and record it.. I eventually had a lot of audio of people having sex with their gfs and I had a lot from some people's parents as well,including my own
I deleted all the files a long time ago and I regret it more than anything because it would make me hard as diamonds and blinded by lust. I'd leak so much precum listening to people fuck that it would look like I pissed myself a little.
I'm into gay furry macro hyper scat fart inflation incest cuckolding.
So something other than that I'm wearing a diaper right now?
Big, thick,eyebrowsturn me on.
Here we go lads, it's only been a few days sens the last thread. how is everyone?
You didn't already lose, did you anon?
If you weren't here It's never too late to start
>post in thread saying you accepting the challenge
>screen shot it for later
>I make a thread on the next new years Eve
>you post the previously screen capt photo
>and see how far you've come
>it will be a testament to your will and power over your cock
>you can put this shit on your resume senpai
"this is fucking impossible" you might be thinking to yourself. Well that's becouse it almost is.
You see my Freind, it's blowjob or Die basically.
Ways of improving your chances(optional)
>don't watch porn
>find a hobby
>lift
>study
>fuck dream sluts(wet dream)
>talk to girls
>fuck a girl
>Ez stuff
Anything that has to do with self improvement. There has been so many times ive attempted to be productive just to get fucked by that after cummis feeling.
This year has a chance to be a good one, I beleave in you.
>>25396528
How long till the first one snaps?
I generally view HighTest material before I workout to keep me going and motivated to improve myself.
Jizzing just destroys my motivation and i end up missing a day and then two and then tree.
BlowJob or die
>>25396633
I'm almost sure everyone from the last thread lost and its just us now
Will you be getting a gf in 2016?
>>25393578
well, I'm not very adventurous socially, and all the girls in my social circles already have boyfriends.
so probably not.
>>25393578
I'm doomed to a life of solitude
>>25393578
Hell original yeah
Let's start a depression thread in this depressing time
Post depressing pictures/music/stories
Not sure if not killing myself in 2015 is an accomplishment or a failure
I have a real hard time leaving my bed and finding energy to do anything, am I depressed?
I don't want to get diagnosed in rl, it would just make my parents sadder about the poor creation they gave me
>>25385279
Yeah, sounds like it. Try opiates, they help
Who /accidentalcheater/ here?
>tfw another guy kissed me for new years last nigt and kind of think mind knows about it.
Sounds like you were raped. Better call the cops and the local news.
Why would you post this here, you don't belong here
were you drunk? because that might have been rape
http://www.superbad.com/
> where do people find the time to make these kinda websites?... any one got any other like this?
http://tane.us/
http://www.ouaismaisbon.ch/
http://wwwwwwwww.jodi.org/
https://gnomeparty.com/
http://www.ooooiiii.com/
I have some more saved a text document somewhere in the realms of my pc
This shit makes me feel like the world is collapsing or something, spooky af.
Thats how lsd makes me feel too
How to seduce women?
>>25411383
show off magnum condoms for your monster dong
Massage your crotch in front of them
1.Ask them out.
2.Get rejected.
3.Go back to 1.
It's an infinite loop, get ready before you start.
Anyone else /livesinhisbed/ ?
> Spend about 23 hours in bed daily
> Jerking off, reading manga, watching videos, playing games
> Only move when I have to go to the toilet or grab a snack
> Mommy brings me food regularily, pizza rolls today
> Yummy,yummy,yummy, I got pizza rolls in my tummy
> Dad asks when I'm going to look for a job
> "I don't know, I'll look into it or something"
> Mix of disappointment and disgust in his face
> A lot of crumbs on my bed from various food
> Wait until I get enough to make myself a trail mix
> Kinda getting fat, but women didn't like me previously anyway
> Fuck those worthless bitches, spares me a lot of their bullshit
> Going to an hero this year anyway so until then I can live the comfy life
Why would you an hero in a situation like this? You are literally living a kings life right there my friend
>>25411443
Still an emotional trainwreck,pham. Can't live this hollow life forever.
Why would you do that to your parents? They're already destroyed you ended up being a total loser, but they still care about you enough to support you. You're going to destroy them more by not only killing yourself, but leaving them with only memories of you eating crumbs and laying in your own filth?
That's sad.
who here works part time
who here's applying for unemployment on the third?
i work part time and they give me no hours. I've literally had no shift for 2 weeks
>>25411273
Heh, not me. Normie scum
