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Tonight's the night. I live a few hours from a cliff. Lucky me. Gonna drive right off it. 99.99% mortality rate. Less than 10 people survived the fall, and they landed on something soft, or got caught on something on the way down. More chance of killing me than a gun. Got a bottle of whiskey (i think it's whiskey. might be scotch. cba to check). Gonna drink as much as I can, then put my foot down. I've tried killing myself before, but I always chickened out at the last second. With a load of alcohol, I am 100% certain I will be able to do it.
Got my favorite song on a CD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
It's gonna be good. I'm ready. Got a few last things to do, but this will be my last post on here, so I'll pre-answer a few questions some of you guys may have.
- I'm 34. Turned 34 two months ago.
- I'm taking some photo ID with me. Going to leave it at the top of a cliff with a copy of my address, my will (leaving my entire estate to my favorite charity. Maybe I'll at least do some good in the world), and my suicide note. I have put them in a plastic bag, and put a weight in it so it doesn't blow off.
- I have left a copy of my suicide note, and my will in my house. Put a copy of both on a USB stick as well. I have also mailed my best-friend and my brother a copy of both just incase the person who first goes into my house destroys them. I didn't want to send them by e-mail, as e-mail is instant, and I don't want anyone to find me or try to stop me until it is too late
- Never had a gf
- Parents are dead (live alone in their house). No pets
- Worked as a car salesman for over a decade
- Been depressed since about 15. Tablets worked at first, but after a year they stopped working
- Most people in my friends/family don't actually know I'm depressed. I have always preferred to keep it secret. But I think they can tell that I am not happy.
I'll be dead within 2 hours. See ya on the other side, guys. Peace.
you driving off the cliffs of moher??
1. Not gonna listen to that song
2. You're allowing external factors to influence your behaviour and emotional disposition at the age of thirty fucking four.
Stop being a cuck. I don't want to read your blog or your suicide roleplay. I have no pity for you. Either get gud or fuck off.
>been depressed since 15
>worked for a decade
Why do normies pretend like they know what depression is? Anyway, never having had a girlfriend at 34 IS pretty depressing but it's indicative of a bigger problem. I'm definitely not the one to help you with that problem. I would suggest therapy. If you don't like the first person you try then find another. Therapy or suicide. It's up to you.
ITT we post (With Album Art):
>An Album You Love
>What Genre Would You Describe It As
>What Makes You Love It
>A Great Memory You Associate With It
>Link To Album
My entry:
>An Album You Love
Patagonian Rats by Tera Melos.
>What Genre Would You Describe It As
Math rock infused with jazz (contains some piano and sax), and beachy pop rock. Not math rock in the same sense as untitled, the split and drugs to the dear youth.
>What Makes You Love It
It is an extremely underrated album with a lot of interesting sounds on it. It comes from a band of three people, and they have a sound of a six person band. The sound is very full. Nick Reinhart's pedal board is large and diverse. Great basslines. There are moments of reverby breakdowns, soft quiet loops with somber singing/chanting over it, a sax solo, a great dance song, math rock wankery. The lyrics really have no particular meaning to me as they are quite abstract like all of TM's shit. The vocal delivery is very different too, sometimes it is almost like a bark, a chant, a whisper. The lack of lyrical content does not really matter because the music fully communicates through the guitar work. This album is very guitar-heavy, as all of Tera Melos' stuff, not to undermine the ability of the other members.
>A Great Memory You Associate With It
I used to own this album on record, as I was a small record collector. My friend Tanner spent the night, and the next morning he stayed around for a while. We were in a band skramz band together at the time. I remember that it was a clowdy morning, which was rare. I put on this album, and we just sat in silence listening to it. He painted me a picture of an octopus that I still have. It is very dear to me.
>Link To Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2QsZ75ESuk
Please keep this thread free of r9k buzzwords, fem-hate, chad this, beta that. You guys are my only friends right now, and I want to have a good time here on the 4chans.
>>25408805
Ha, looked up this band literally twenty minutes ago for the first time, except I looked into the debut.
Both sound nice enough (I'd like to be into 'fullness of sound' as well), but too emotionally uniform and too metalish for me.
Good thread and good effort, OP.
>An Album You Love
Burn, Piano Island, Burn by The Blood Brothers
>What Genre Would You Describe It As
Sassy Hardcore, Sasscore, Post Hardcore, etc.
>What Makes You Love It
No other band really did what The Blood Brothers did. This album in particular is not my favorite by them, but it stands out to me because it still holds a lot of that aggressiveness that made them great. This is an album that manages to make a great danceable record while also being a hardcore record. The dual-vocals on it are incredible. The track Ambulance vs. Ambulance really shows this. The vocals almost drip with anger and sexuality. Sasscore has always been a weird genre because it is very sexual, but it is sexual in the way rape or sexual assault is sexual. It is like fucking someone and then smashing their head in with a metal baseball bat. It really takes getting used to the bizarre sounds on this record, but once you do, it is absolutely fantastic.
>A Great Memory You Associate With It
I remember I was in my room with a friend. This friend was pretty much my brother in every way but blood. We did everything together. I played this album out loud and we spent the hour moshing to ourselves, breaking shit, punching one another. Call us autistic. I dare ye.
>Link To Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik44dRjenVU&list=PL987D11651C68514F
>An Album You Love
American Football by American Football. The self titled. You guys all know this album.
>What Genre Would You Describe It As
Emo.
>What Makes You Love It
Guitar tone. The softness of it. It is just a very neutral album. The most you can say about it is that the vocalist sounds like a complete faggot. It is a very important album in emo, as it pretty much single-handedly influenced every emo band that existed at the time and all the emo bands since then. This album is to emo as Led Zeppelin is to rock, or as Black Flag is to punk. It is a passive album to me, not wholly interesting. Just important for its time, and it reminds me of some memories of the past. I really only listen to it when I go through winter. It is one of those winter albums for me.
>A Great Memory You Associate With It
I was broken up with and I listened to this record a lot after words. I also listened to a lot of Title Fight. God dammit.
>Link To Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqRNSwXQUwA
No updated image with fresh calender edition.
>>25406352
/britfeel/ is the cancer of r9k
>>25406396
Your reply gave me cancer. Thanks.
>>25406396
Sod off ya mardy bugger
I start,Northerlion and the culture that surrounds him is pure gold.
>>25404490
NL's channel has kinda grown stale
I'm not really into any youtuber at the moment
>>25404490
>tfw watching him right now
fucking scumlord and coI wish I knew them in real lifeWhen's the next roundtable, it's been a week already
>>25404514
this t b h
i understand the binding of isaac pays the bills but it doesn't do it for me anymore
who /nofap 2016/ here?
>>25402979
Fuck it I'm in I suppose
>>25402979
not even horny, this is going to be easy guys.
>>25402979
I vow to not fap without an onahole or fleshlight
That's a promise I can stick to
what are you robots listening to?
exchange great robo-songs here.
Its not robo tier but here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjRUee5S44w
>>25402031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU
don't try to wake me
>>25402002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=426jqFZa99Y
30 mins left familia
How y'all doing this new years?
I sometimes feel like the only shit above twenty-five who goes here. Makes me feel younger than I am. :/
Naw... I'm 36. It's fucking terrible. Try to leave here while you can and get a life.
>>25398763
28 here
drinking bloody marys on new years day
>>25398763
1990 here. all my friends from high school are married with good jobs and I'm alone jacking off on new years
Reminder that you can only be considered robot if you're uncircumcised, cutfags are all chad.
>>25418032
>degenerate american women prefer mutilated penises.
Glad my country doesn't have that kike shit.
>>25418032
I am against circumcising children but I have to agree that most uncut dicks look gross. Honestly I prefer cut, but I wouldn't reject a guy for being uncut.
I'm a grill btw.
Get fucked goysor don't, chachachacha
can we all agree that niggers are not allowed to touch asian women?
Yes, we can agree on that.
>>25418017
op is an asian woman. nobody else could be this attention whorey on this topic.
Asian women are made for white cock, God or science or some shit intended it to be that way.
If this short ugly son of a gun can get a girl then damn it so can you. What's your excuse?
He's rich
>>25417934
>gary coleman
>rich
u wot
>>25417905
i'm not dead
![24EA80A900000578-2920305-image-a-2_1421864782571[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gCuA6Uz.jpg "24EA80A900000578-2920305-image-a-2 1421864782571[1]")
>year 2150
>humans have long known time travel to be impossible (at least backwards)
>they have, however, found a way to view past events without interacting or traveling there
>most people are half machine by now, and can think thousands of times faster than us
>tfw there is some person casually viewing your entire embarrassing life
Well I hope this future turd likes watching a shut in constantly masturbating because that's all he's getting to see.
>You have to pay to watch greater people's lives
>Tfw some poor fag is stuck watching mine
Kek
>>25417641
>tfw I've built a time machine that moves forward through time
>tfw not releasing it to public
Why don't you smoke weed anon?
It's
>a cheap mood-enhancer
>helps you forget how terrible your life is
>a good social tool (nobody turns down free weed, so offer to smoke with people for ez friends)
It's basically an easy way to stimulate having a good life. So why do you not?
i'm literally trying to quit
but i don't really wanna
>>25417636
not for me my robot friend. i'd rather have an actual good life than pretend
> DUDE PSYCHEDELICS LMAO
people who do psychedelics and think they enhance your mind and make you wiser and more enlightened are fucking trash
Also, stoner meme culture is just about the most cancerous thing out there.
Aside from that, weed can be fun if done rarely and with the right people.
Who /frozenpizza/ here?
Digiorno a shit
>>25417552
I just don't see the point, bruv. I can get a larger pizza for the same price at little caesars. Plus my local little caesars has a qt Mexican working the register
>>25417552
Red Baron is objectively the best frozen pizza
>>25417648
>not Freschetta
>walk past someone on the street
>99% chance i will never see them again
>>25417487
so?
zxzcvbhjm
>>25417487
And that bothers you why?
>>25417487
>go to walmart
>have friendly interaction with autistic kid in toy aisle
>go back a week later
>he's there again
>doesn't remember me
How does one even find 'hotwives?' AKA the women who get their husband to let them fuck other guys?
Reddit, Craigslist, Facebook.
i met one thru WoW once
she was fuckin ugly in person tho
still fucked her and came on her husband's face while he was sleepin
Fetlife has some but they're all fucked up. You can also try flirting with milfs, you'd be surprised how responsive some are.
