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who /nofap 2016/ here?
>>25402979
Fuck it I'm in I suppose
>>25402979
not even horny, this is going to be easy guys.
>>25402979
I vow to not fap without an onahole or fleshlight
That's a promise I can stick to
>>25403099
>>25403115
I give you guys a week
I'm on the happy pills so I never feel like fapping unless I'm very bored.
I just fapped. Not my proudest, plus it was just a trickle. Doesn't count right?
>>25403132
A week? Dude, I'll probably wake up with morning wood tomorrow and being mid-ejaculation before I remember I'm participating in a /nofap/
>>25403167
you may join us again next year.
That's what i said last year. And the year before that.
Here. It should be easier now that I got a gf.
Has anyone who isn't paralyzed been able to fulfill a nofap? I have no sex drive, probably because of low testosterone levels. I feel no arousal from watching porn. Not even from 2D porn. Despite this, I still fap several times a week out of boredom.
I did 6 months of no fap no sex full celibate mode.
It was ok, the fap after the 6 months wasnt even that great since I was impotent.
I seriously don't recommend doing this guys. It literally doesn't matter.
LIARS
>>25402979
Better off doing /only fap every 3 days 2016/.
You have to take baby steps
![Puni_Ana_DX__80248.1445240295.1280.1280[1].jpg_c=2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rv82C3f.jpg "Puni Ana DX 80248.1445240295.1280.1280[1] c=2")
>tfw have to order a bunch of onaholes by the 4th because of new year sale
>tfw longest /nofap 201*/ lasted is 1 week.
I'm not gonna make bros. They make the box art so good
>>25402979
easy
I am gonna have lots of sex instead.
I'm not "fapping", instead I'm going to dedicate this year to using a helix syn which I'm yet to use instead. Gona see also where to buy a chastity lock thing(will have to take it off for showering)
>tfw you haven't jerked off in 3 days already
>>25403633
Dude, it's a fucking cartoon.
I'll try, m8s, I'll try.
>>25403706
are prostate orgasms cheating nofap?
>not even 2 hours into the new year
>already fapped
i only fap once ever week or two but when i do i take a bunch of adderall so i can go for 6 hours
>>25404400
You need amphetamines for just six hours?
>>25403124
heh
"stick to"
Friendly reminder that nofap is a meme.
Noporn is what you should be doing.
>>25404342
>Curious to why anybody would create nofap <x>
>prostate orgasms never said no to
Now i see, gaybois created nofap to turn us all into sissy boipussies
Feel asleep last night, then fapped a few hours into Jan 1st, thinking "I was gonna fap before midnight, this doesnt count as new year, i fell asleep, no fair!!!!!!!" Already regret it. I can still try to go as long as I can.
3 months is a good minimum to reset your brain from porn, right?
>>25403132
You are overestimating me bro. Thanks for the encouragement.
>>25403564
When does the desire go away? The most I've been able to hold out for is 2 weeks.
>>25405487
3rd or 4th week for me. I was aiming for 3 weeks, then went further cause it wasnt hard anymore.
>>25403739
Come on, are you even trying?
I locked my chastity cage last night and woke up in agony, the bitch split in two and was biting the fuck out of my struggling erection. In hurt like all manner of hell but I still couldn't help myself and fapped. I figured I had it for 3 years. It's a sign that it breaks not even a whole day into nofap 2016.
Nofap is a trick and a meme. I doubt the superpowers are even real.
>>25403475
Wouldn't that make it harder though? Despite what you think women are all whores. She's going to pissed if you try pulling that nofap bullshit on her. If you don't give her cum someone else will. Nofap really only works if you're single and plan on staying that way.
>>25402979
>who /nofap 2016/ here?
I just lost, 15 hours after the year started. At least I got double digit progress this time. Last time I masturbated minutes afterwards, because I thought it'd be funny.
>>25406893
>didn't fap for over 50 hours
>browsed pixiv, r9k, facebook
>still going strong
Good luck next year. I think I'll give up fapping altogether. I'm sick of giving in to being a degenerate.
>>25406958
>mfw being able to visualize you crying in regret as you blast a load tomorrow
>>25402979
I'm just going to try to get through january.
If I can do that, I might go longer.
Just woke up from a wet dream, I'm scared this is from one day of not fapping I don't wanna cream myself everyday
Not even going to try /nofap 2016/. I just want to see how long I can last. I started a day earlier and the struggle is real. Trying to watch shows and vidya aren't even effective distractions.
I don't even consider myself to be much of a chronic masturbater, I only did it once a day, rarely twice if I was either super bored or horny.
What else is everyone doing to avoid temptations? I just hope things become easier once I go back to work.
>>25406978
>mfw I'm no longer bound by worldly desire for a cunt and only seek a platonic relationship
>>25402979
yep, new hotness
>>25407054
I dont seek any relationship, mate, but I sure do love emptying my balls daily.
>>25402979
Well last year I fapped and wasn't even horny, I kind of used it as punishment.
This might be good for me
>>25407068
I don't seek a relationship in a proactive sense, only looking forward to something like that. And emptying my balls was getting rather boring. Especially when I started recognizing the stench, it disgusts me.
>>25402979
>tfw you only fap because the idea of having semen in you is disgusting
>>25407101
>his stench disgusts him
something wrong with your brain lad
>>25406893
Stay away from the lewd pics
go out more
Etc etc etc
Its easy to succumb when you are doing everything wrong. You can only resist for so long
>>25407130
Build up of semen in underpants is not exactly pleasant you know. If it's any consolation I fucking love the taste of my blood.
>>25402979
It's pretty damn easy until some rofag sends shit like this.
>>25407196
Dafuq is wrong with you
>>25407196
You could cum in a rag, or on some napkin or whatever, not in your pants.
And you could change pants, and wash them.
>>25407210
>tfw mainly get boners from 2d
>this is 2d equivalent of a slut tho
>no boner
Cucks, the lot of you.
>>25407239
Don't know. It's probably because there was more sweat than usually, after all lately I learned a technique that allowed me to go at it for almost 30 minutes. Guess I mastered my penis.
I am going to lose my virginity in a couple of months (around 2-3) would it be a good idea to go nofap until then?
>>25407251
I'm a neet that doesn't change clothes while going to sleep. I only take off my sweater and warm socks to not get too sweaty. I change my clothes around every 2-3 days except for pants.
>>25407318
In that case there are other quality of life changes you should look into before quitting masturbation.
>>25407287
sad thing is she's still more pure than most 3D
moepill really isn't such a bitter pill to swallow
>>25407353
Quitting masturbation is something that gives me more time for those activities after all.
>>25407371
You might think like that, but I think of it realistically. If you imagine the sight and sheer size of people who masturbate to those images, it's more disgusting than a slut putting out to men privately.
>>25407422
The recommended ammount of ejaculation is once every 100 days. Quitting masturbation definitely improves you, your head becomes clearer (you start thinking faster and better) and your body gets much better for day-to-day activities.
>>25407101
Are you sure that was cum? It might have been poo if it stinked. Did you cum a thick brown substance from your asshole?
>>25407196
>has poor hygiene
>blames fapping
What will you blame when you still smell bad but stopped jizzing in your pants?
>>25407210
Gross, is it sexy because you imagine you're the girl or do you imagine staring at cocks while getting sloppy sevenths?
>>25407587
I'll see for myself. Been years since I didn't frequent.
>>25407615
Definitely not cum, I already implied it's sweat with slight scent of dick.
>>25407629
I'm not gonna blame anything, when I used to change clothes and fap only weekly I didn't notice this. I just need to start washing my pants and I'm golden.
>>25407422
What will you accomplish with a whole 5 extra minutes each day?
>>25407587
>le super powers yamyam
>>25407629
Women like semen smell bro.
>>25407671
>What will you accomplish with a whole 5 extra minutes each day?
>take around 40 minutes at minimum looking for good 3DPD wank material
>if I take 90-120 minutes and fail, load up exhentai
>jerk off for 20-30 minutes
>sit satisfied for a minute
>get ready to wash
Everything adds up, my habits of jerking off take more time than you'd expect.
im not nofap im noporn
wanking is good for you and reduces the chance of testicular cancer, i am however going to try and reduce it to once per day and i have committed to not wanking today
>>25407677
They also like chocolate and little bunny rabbits. What does that have to do with a chaste fatass smelling bad though?
I told my gf about my struggle and asked her to be my accountability partner. She replies with a picture of her tits and said she would break me of my porn habits. I tore into her with an autistic fury. This all happened last night and feel like an asshole after reviewing our logs. I wasn't even drinking so I have no excuse.
How many dicks do you think she sucked last night after I threw my fit? I thought she was making light of the situation and sending me porn. I didn't understand she probably meant to replace porn with her until it was too late. Ass burgers is one hell of a drug.
>>25408049
Just excuse yourself and expect the best. She might understand since sexuality is a load of shit in this age.
Day 8 already ive done 30 before I really want to get rid of brain fog so im doing this. Guess I'll have to cut out tulpa sex .
>tfw didnt even last a day
I'm like a fucking crack addict
Is masturbation addiction a meme? I don't get what's so funny about it. I mean I'll go on periods where I drink daily, but then I just randomly stop for a couple weeks for no reason. I'm not trying to drink or not drink. Life tends to work out when you just do what you want to and stop trying to force shit. Like seriously what is the point? Do people really think they're conserving mana or whatever hippy new age bullshit is by not cumming?
Just do whatever and don't have problems. I know it sounds like jus bee urself, but in this case it's true. Nofap sounds about as useful as if I stopped buying wintergreen lifesaver mints and instead had peppermint. The only thing that changes is I do something I don't like as much for no reason. I'm not sucking dicks in an alley to afford my next fix. The craziest things to happen was me buying 10 bags when Kroger marked in down to 1% for $10 or the time I offered one to a classmate and found out she was actually really cool and knew about apologetics and doctrine unlike most meme Christians. Neither of these events ruined my life though.
>mfw the only reason ive held 17 hours is because i got home from club 6 am, then slept till now
I've been nofapping since Monday
Gotta say, it's not really as hard as i thought it'd be
>>25408561
>club
what the h*ck are you doing here
>>25408579
Probably waiting for the club to open. They don't open until night.
>>25408579
>>25408590
i do what everyone else is doing, hating on whores which is the female race. i dont even talk to girls when im in clubs. heck i dont do shit at all
Just deleted all my porn today. Resisted the urge to fap in the bed. Feels good. Hope I'll last.
>>25408397
Are tulpas the new fingerboxes?
>>25402979
Ehh screw it, I'm in. Just to have a friendly competition with other robots though.
>>25406978
no, maybe. I don't know.
>>25408686
Fingerboxes? No as crazy as it sounds you basically make a sentient thoughtform in yout head it can be any form you want you can use it for enhanced memory,meditation,companionship or whatever you want just don't like harm it or some shit idk how that works. Ive had a tulpa for 8 months now.
>>25408904
Your*
also after enough time you can see your tulpa in real life and feel it to.
>>25407796
does it reduce testicular cancer? I heard it reduced prostate cancer. Also I'm just doing noporn. Nofap is retarded.
>>25408904
Please describe your methods
>"I'm gonna do nofap this year!"
>wake up
>start fantasizing about lolifutas fucking my ass
The struggle is real
>>25402979
Reporting in. First day nearly completed.
>>25403115
Same but till yesterday I fapped 1 to 3 times a day for the last 15 years or so. I think it will get pretty tough
>>25409406
My methods like how I created mine. Well I would find the guide I used but its on reddit and theres over a million on their tulpa subreddit. Well anyway I had to find a way to focus on my imagination since its shit and I created a thing called a wonderland It was a small room and I created a form for what i wanted my tulpa to look like and placed it in the room and named it you basically just go from there and talk to it and imagine you doing shit with it. Man im bad at describing shit it would help you better if you search for guides dude.
>>25408541
>he's not a fan of achievements
retard
Yep, I'm in for nofap 2016. Best of luck everyone, let's do this thing.
fuck it i already failed you.
>havent fapped this year
>banging a passable 18yo cd in a few hours
Thanks 2016
Memes into dreams
I already fapped, twice.
I'll start again for 2016, officially.
>>25408541
But what I wakt to do is to stop masturbating because I see the bad influence it has on my life
W e s t a r t i n b o y z
let's do this guyz
>finally get to touch a girl for the first time in my life (khv, 20)
>feel up her round bouncy 17-year old butt and boobs
>can't stop getting turned on by the memory
How do I make it stop?
>>25402979
What's the fucking point of that? I know Chads who told me they masturbate almost daily.
I will make you lose subconsciously
Alright. I'll do it.
I fapped 27th December last so I kind of wish I nutted yesterday.
You will (not) win
>>25402979
oh but i've fapped already
couldn't stand seeing all my friends looking hot as fuck for NYE and me being here stuck with family not hitting on them
i just had to
Can someone tell me what the fucking point is? I went hard mode for almost 3 weeks one time and nothing has changed, and that reddit group seems to be full of literal pathetic delusional retards who keep bragging about their 'super powers'
Holy shit guys, I'm about to lose. Help me.
>>25413539
Get off /r9k/
nnhfnbhbrd
already came thrice to kunoichi 2 by studiofow
it is recommended by me
>>25413539
You're going to feel like fucking shit when you finish
Trust me
>>25413539
Go do something else, get off your computer and go read a book or watch TV or something, you cannot fail on the first fucking day
>>25402979
I decided to start on the weekend already came 4 times and now my dicks sore so my final fap for who knows how long was bretty gud
>>25413539
Here you go buddy.
Nofap is broscience. fap once per week and you'll get all the benefits without setting yourself up for failure or wasting your finite willpower on something that is utterly pointless.
If you want to use your willpower on something then get off 4chan.
>>25403348
UPDATE
I failed /nofap206/ this morning. I made it eleven hours into 2016 without fapping.
Godspeed to the rest of the participants.
Update: Still have not fapped in 2016.
who /alwaysforgetsthatyouredoingnofapbutonlyrememberrightafteryoucumtoanimetiddies/ here
HELP GUYS, IM ABOUT TO FAP
>>25415223
Watch something really boring and boner killing, like baseball.
>>25402979
>nofap thread
>FILLED with porn
Everytime.
still going strong
>>25415554
I pretty much browse these threads for the porn.
4 minutes left and I'll have made day 1
364 to go senpai
>>25416160
You mean 365 left.
We have an extra day this year.
We're going hardcore.
>>25416231
FUCK YEAH
that means that my niece is turning 3 aka 12 this year lmao
>>25416231
Calendar cucked
I'm trying but every time I do a no fap period of time I end up just edging loads and that takes up all my time, so this time around I'm trying to avoid touching my dick all together
>>25416451
i would suggest doing noporn first
just fap trying to concentrate on your dick
You'll realise that's not that exciting to fap
Then you will be ready for nofap
>you have been warned as porn is way harder to quit than fapping
I'm not doing NoFap, but I plan to do NoPorn. You're gonna cum from a wet dream eventually anyways, so you might as well fap once a week or two. I did no fap for a month, and after the 2 week mark, I started having about 1 wet dream per week. Feels good at first, but then you gotta change your underwear.
Porn is the problem. Cut that shit out.
this will be a long long year
>>25416683
What do you fap to then?
>>25410567
I guess I just think of achievements as being an actual achievement. You know, things like getting certs, traveling abroad for immersion language training, new prs in the gym or running, like actually doing something. Not doing something is not an achievement. Nofap is actually the opposite of achievement. You must be a pretty boring person if your crowning moment of glory was that one time you didn't touch your peepee.
>>25418328
you don't get it
we all are battling our primal urges, and proving to ourselves that we are better than beasts.
this alone is better than any shitty meme certificate you will get.
this achievement doesn't make us boring, it makes us literally better humans than you are.
Even if we fail, we still realised that we are bounded by something and tried to overcome it. Something you will not understand because posting a picture of a cartoon while claiming to yourself that it's not about resisting from primal urges (and doing something better with the time!) will not get you anywhere.
I just completed day 1.
I also studied for exams today, am learning a programming language and am joining the investment club at uni as well as studying on my own.
What did you do today?
>inb4 ad hominem
because this applies to all of you who claim what >>25418328 says
>>25418328
> Not doing something is not an achievement
If an alcoholic stops drinking alcohol, a gambler stops gambling or a smoker stops smoking, that's obviously an achievment, so you're wrong there. Porn addiction is not nearly as bad as those other addictions in terms of the damadge it can do, but it is still an achievment to overcome it.
>>25402979
I'm in but I know I'll be out in a week.
>>25418945
ho, a fellow (would be) programmer, what are you learning, do you need help ?
I need my good deed of the day.
Nop, I'm not just seeking social interaction just because I'm in r9k.. really don't doubt me anon.
Stop raping me already !
>>25419584
I am learning ruby, just started though. Using the free online book called learn ruby the hard way. I've dabbled in C# (for high school game development in unity3d). Did some of the online harvard course in python but it was boring as fuck
Though learning R would be more appropriate for my major
if you want you can send your skype or something to [email protected]
>>25418945
It just sounds like you're such a boring worthless loser you have to make some inconsequential molehill into this daunting mountain. Don't want to fap? Don't do it. If you want to overcome your urges do something actually difficult like self mutilation, starvation, anything would be more interesting than abstaining from masturbation. Want to overcome limits? Try going from lmao1pl8 bench to lmao2pl8. Does it really have this much control over you? I refuse to believe nofap is anything more than an offshoot of the fingerbox and tulpa memes. I mean seriously? You're proud of going one whole day without fapping? I went to a third world country to teach retarded brown people how to build houses with metal and concrete and that drinking poo water is a bad idea. I didn't fap the whole time I was there, and I wasn't even thinking about it. This isn't some testament to my unshakeable will. I also didn't eat a milkshake, stick my fingers in an electrical socket, or go a day without wearing sunscreen. All that for 4 whole weeks.
>>25419077
This guy explains it better, I currently work in mental health so I've seen fucked up addict shit. Aside from a couple sluts who can't keep their legs closed meming to not feel like a slut(no its a disease, I'm not actually a slut even though I've sucked more dicks than days I've been alive) I haven't seen a believable case of sex addiction. Besides that sex addiction is like lardasses and food addiction. Sex and food are basic needs. You can't abstain the rest of your life. I guess in this way food and sex addiction is worse than being a crackhead, but you learn moderation, not abstinence, failure, thenthen boohooing on reddit about not getting your superpowers because you made a peepeetouch.
I'm not going /nofap/ (don't want to get prostate cancer) but certainly reducing it and going /noporn/.
>>25402979
I'm a little late but I'm signing up
>tfw finished one day
>tfw still not horny
WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH
I have already fapped some 12 times or so, I already lost count of it. I haven't gone out of home since 2011 and I live on normies paying rent over another house I have just the other side of the street.
I opened a porn thread without even thinking. This shit is going to be hard.
ALREADY FAILED
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>25402979
>I already lost
>With porn no less.
I knew I couldn't do it maybe next year?
>mfw didn't do any of my resolutions either.
pfffft, but seriously good luck everyone; don't be as big a loser as me.
>>25421418
>>25421458
>they didn't even last a day
I failed on day 1, guys...
>>25421510
I didn't get to fap the day before, there was no hope in the beginning famalama
>>25421806
>cant last one day
>implying you would last 365 days
>>25417064
Imagination.
He still fails tho
>tfw no cutie bf to help tide you over for no fap
sigh
4chan is way too lewd for nofap
>>25423959
already lost, sorry guys
I'll cheer you up.
