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>>25406352
/britfeel/ is the cancer of r9k
>>25406396
Your reply gave me cancer. Thanks.
>>25406396
Sod off ya mardy bugger
>tfw northern england
https://youtu.be/OZjjRlzP1s4
Where is everyone today? Such a late thread.
Who /havingahorribletimedealingwithfamily/ hers?
My parents haven't stopped whinging at me for the smallest bollocks since I got here, shits nuts.
Can't wait til I can move out again, not sure how to put up with a few more weeks of this.
>>25406433
All the normies are hungover
>>25406408
I wish they made a late night version so I can hear what they say without being censored.
>>25406433
I woke up at 12pm.
>>25406433
All the normies were out partying last night of course
/r9k/ is normie central and brits are the worst
>>25406463
Agreed.
Even in the most extreme circumstances, British Robot = American Normie.
Can't you redcoats go Jack off to your queen or something and leave my board alone?
had stomach ache since i woke 3 cunting hours ago, fucking sick of it. didn't even drink last night and this is how i am repaid. fuck everything
>>25406514
Fuck off yank scum
>>25406514
>>25406463
Can't you dirty yanks fuck off? Stupid prats.
I went to a "house party" last night and it was terrible.
Had to listen to some slag go on about how she doesn't have the hots for this guy we know with 1000 women after him even though she was frothing at the gash for him.
Used the opportunity to ask her a few autistic robot questions. According to her, women know they basically all want to be in a harem of the top 10% of guys, know they're all boring as fuck and know they'll probably end up settling for some beta they wouldn't even look at in their 20s.
She basically confirmed the entire /r9k/ thought bubble.
>>25406542
post her FB i'll tell her what a roastie slag she is
Just got another refund from amazon for a product i actually did receive lads, their customer service is actually really good
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>25406624
Oh and they extended my prime membership for another 30 days AGAIN that's like 6 months and 150 of her Majesty's I've received now
>>25406624
They do eventually notice numerous issues and will permanently disable your account and home address from using amazon services again.
>>25406664
Any idea how many times?
>>25406514
>my board
said the underage cancer who's been here a month
A Muslim slapped by gf's arse last night. I didn't do anything, she just giggled and we continued walking home.
Hungover? I know of a qt that can make you a delicious hangover beating wrap (complete with spit) in under 30 seconds!
I'm being serious here lads, how do you get to as bad as some of you? Not being mean but I'm a fat fuck who collects anime toys and plays video games all day and even I have a gf and spent new years eve with my friends
>>25406717
that's it, the uk is fucked. we're just being cucked by literally every fucking sandnigger who sets foot in this country.
I'm fucking killing myself
>>25406717
>tfw pakis gang banged my 13yo sister last month
>>25406749
Normie normie scum.
>>25406717
The moment she's apart from you she'll be heading to his to be inducted with faz, amir, salim and wasim.
>>25406749
Saying "not being mean" doesn't negate how condescending your post it. You have similar interests to us but you're not nearly as miserable? Good for you, really. Now sod off.
>>25406697
....and in "only a month" I've accurately deduced that the britfags are shitting up this board.
Go get scurvy, unless Muslim dicks are made of limes you're fucked.
>>25406784
Or lemons, or they jizz Ribena. Vitamin C doesn't just come from Limes anymore, silly boots.
>>25406784
>mocks the uks muslim problem
>his country is literally being overrun with nigs and spics
>watching your wife getting railed by tyrone and alashawnwa is his countries national sport
ayyy
>>25406784
Shitting up the whole board with one thread? How bootybothered are you by us that having one dedicated brit thread ruins the entire board for you? It's not like the rest of the board is anything to write home about.
>l-limeys..
You'd be hard pressed to find a single person in the UK who'd be offended by this, jej.
>>25406813...notice he glossed over the Muslim penis thing.
What's the matter, scared the diversity police will take you away if you say the "M" word without it immediately being followed with a bow and presenting you lil' eel pie for the taking?
>>25406841
>presenting you lil' eel pie
English, please. I don't speak yank.
Just woke up to find someone set a local school on fire.
>tfw revising for exams
Just end it all lads. I'm so fucking bored of this shit.
Great start to the new year desu senpai, filters were finally revoked thanks to my emails to hiro.
gonna be baka at cucks all year long
All the normies will be rekt by hangovers so I'm gonna have a quiet pint on my own down spoons.
>>25406856
Oi' ya bloody wanker! 'Es talkin' about that nahsty lil' porridge hole you bend o'er an' present whenever Big Ben bongs it's time to honor your immigrants!
Better?
>>25406352
>tfw when No Fap 2016 is still going strong
>>25406946
Oh, I see. His typing imitates an accent that nobody speaks in. Good post. Upvoted, good sir.
1-3 I play /trb/
4-6 rome total war ii
7-9 civ v
0 I leave the house
>>25406973
I'm glad you got it. I was worried your mummygovernment might've blocked anything they found offensive.
>>25406463
>/r9k/ is normie central and brits are the worst
I think you mean Australians.
>>25406749
It blows my mind that disgusting fat fucks can get gfs and I can't.
I'm not fat and ugly, I don't dress like a complete retard, I have a car, house and I'm not too much of a cunt.
But some boring fat loud greasy fucker can get a gf while I can't.
>>25407051
>>25406946
>>25406813
Are all yanks like this? It's really sad especially when they interpret an accent no one speaks.
strawpoll.me/6419767
need your opinions lads
Poleaboo needs to jot down 2 weeks of jobs he applied to over the next 3 days
>>25406463
>/brit/ convinced me we were going to have a night out together in Manchester
>turn up, spending 8 quid on train tickets and 1 hour 30 minutes of my life
>It was all a prank
>>25406765
Now tell us what rating your gf is. 3/10 because that's understandable with your hobbies.
I would be questioning it if you was with an 8/10 or something but I can only see your gf being a 4/10 with a shitty looking body.
>>25406352
actually I did before I went to sleep.
FUCK OFF
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.zzzzz
>>25407194
I dont know, you tell me, she's cute to me at least and that's all that matters
>>25407223
I went to bed at 2am so I probably missed it.
>>25407231
Yeah she's alright. Pretty cute too in my opinion. Well done.
>>25407250
Yeah i wonder why she is with me too a lot, she's probably mentally fucked or into guys with dad bods
>>25407263
How did you get her?
>>25407263
My ex was good looking. Everyone at work always said she looked nice and I did good.
Sad thing is that she was insecure and didn't trust me. She was the first serious relationship and I stuck around for that long trying to get her to trust me but she didn't like that I had a female friend who was a good friend.
>>25407272
I met her in secondary school and a year or two ago we started hanging out a lot and going to concerts. I was too much of a beta to make the first move but she asked me if we wanted to take things further and we've been together ever since
>>25407181
>/brit/
brit are mostly normies, the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25407286
>she asked me if we wanted to take things further
>she asked me
Keeper right there. Not everyday a girl asks the question.
>>25407296
what the fuck desu
>>25407296
I want to be a normie so I hang out with normies
>>25407297
It's always funny to see a girl who really wants to go out with someone but won't put any effort into making a relationship happen.
>>25407159
The secret to this is that their girlfriends are completely unattractive.
This is not rocket science. I'd rather fuck my hand than a ham queen.
>>25407297
Must be desperate as fuck
Mum's going mental at me because my little brother are following me around the house wanting to play and I keep telling them to piss off.
Why can't people understand sometimes you just want to sit down and be alone.
It's like an alien concept to them.
>>25407363
I think it's also the fact that out of a group of nerds the skinny ones are usually quiet and submissive while the fat ones are loud and outgoing which is what women like.
>>25407297
>female making the moves
Red flag, most likely a slut.
So my New Year's resolution is to kick the porn, lads.
Been going for a week already, I think two weeks is my record within the last few years, next weekend will be the hardest, prolly gonna have to stay off 4chan as my hand and boner conspire against me in the most utterly insidious ways
"Oh I aint gonna look porn tonight...but I'm just gonna look this up just to have a quick look but I'll turn it off when it gets saucy, I just wanna see how quickly I get a horn on...oh well I've overstepped it a bit here and they're getting naked, now I've screwed up I may as well enjoy it"
Now I know how fat people feel about food, those little mental demons creep in.
But not anymore.
NOT ANYMORE.
What are you going to accomplish this year lads?
>>25407433
As long as you don't wank you're alright, right?
I guess I'll see how long I can go without wanking this year. Half a day down so far.
>>25407231
Looks very pretty and kind
Idk why but the fact that she went for someone not Chad-like makes her even prettier
Not sexually attractive, just admirable as a person
You're lucky
trying to set some goals that i will actually forfill. but as i think about it, its just too much.
welp.
>wake up and vomit up some blood
>mummy is shouting at me for things out of my control
H-happy new year!
>>25407433
Poleaboos New Years Resolutions
>Get drivers license
>Get job
>Get friends
>Get gf
>Get even
>go to the bar/club section of deansgate to have some fun in NY
>see some arab/paki looking guys in proper clothing
>bouncer just tells them to fuck off cause they're shoes are unacceptable (looks like small leather shoes, appropriate for work)
>go inside
>there's fucking 40 year old white guys in a T shirt and jeans, also some ripped eastern european in a white collarless shirt and jeans
>a fair amount of pajeets, blacks and paki males as well, so it can't really be a race issue
>lots of women without boyfriends or male with them, lots of crying bitches just outside at 1am when I pretend to smoke for easy approaching
>hippie girl literally just walks straight at me asking if I have weed
>6'4 eastern european just asks me bluntly if I want to buy drugs(outside)
>get to see bouncers headlock people and throw em out
>finish at 5am
fuck me mate lol, these bouncers can be pricks to some people, was scared entering one for the first time since I see horror stories on the net.
This shit is fun as fuck, costs a lot though and kills gains, gonna do it once a month mebe.
>>25407514
>Get gf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Little Women's properly sad. ;_;
>>25407481
Did you drink rubbing alcohol on NYE or something?
>>25407433
Have you noticed any psychological changes in yourself?
I've heard porn does mad things to you mentally.
>>25407514
>Get gf
setting your sights a little high lad
>>25407514
>>Get gf
You might be setting yourself a bit of a high goal there. I'd say get the licence and job.
>>25407469
The is the problem not the wankin, the porn just fucking overloads my brain, I can go for fucking hours it's sick and it has induced some kind of chronic anhedonia in me. After a good wank I just feel refreshed, after doing a porn stint my brain is pounding and feels like it's been squeezed dry of all endorphins, it's mental.
Need to give the neurons a break to regenerate.
>>25407525
I'd be worried if I was wearing earrings to
But more because of my life choices than bouncers or clubs
>>25407531
It's the lowest priority goal tbf
>>25407481
nobody cares
go back to vomitting
>>25407533
No, I've never drunk any kind of alcohol before~
>>25407566
nigga people love it, easily starts conversations.
>>25407573
See a GP regardless.
Also, what's a "tilde"?
>>25407533
>moe reading little women
that's all i know of little women
>>25407514
Don't focus on the result, focus on the method used to attain them.
How are you going to achieve these goals? What steps will you take to make it easier to do this?
It's very easy to say "get a girlfriend", but what does this entail?
>>25407558
Just wanked again today. Finally can focus and get some sleep now before the urges come again.
>Thought I was 6'1
>Dad remarks that I look taller than he remembers
>Measure myself
>I'm actually 6 foot on the dot
Terrible feel
Don't know how you neet guys do it. I've been home for two weeks and I'm already going fucking nuts.
>>25407570
It's something that comes when your life is on the right track. Don't expect it to happen right now when you're at your lowest. I'd say hold off on that goal for at least 2-3 years.
>>25406449
who /getaskedwhyyoudon'thaveagfbyrelativeseverychristmas/ here?
>>25407684
>tfw 182.5 cm
>can claim I'm 6' but deep down I know I'm just a manlet
>>25407708
>Wait until you're 27 to get your first gf
Pushing it awfully close
>>25407723
My family know why I don't have a girlfriend, because I don't fucking want one and hate being around people, I know I like being alone and they give me shit for it constantly for not wanting to sit around gabbing with them for hours.
>>25406542
Only applies to slags, there are boring girls you could go after who are more morally upright. They're still girls though, so be careful.
>>25407741
>implying you have any chance at one now
you have a criminal record, live with mummy, zero job prospects expect minimum wage, no friends and no social life.
you need to fix your life before women are interested in you, and that's going to take a few years
>>25406721
>Wearing makeup to work
>>25407684
>tfw 6'3.5
the perfect height lads. 6'4 is an abnormally and freakishly tall height
>>25407772
Not him but it's just easier to end it all desu.
>>25407776
lol anything above 6'1" is Smerch territory
you look like a gangly alien
>>25407525
Bouncers are cunts, they'll turn you away cause they feel like it.
>>25407758
They're even worse tbf, talking to them is like talking to a brick wall. If you're not leading the conversation it's just silence.
Thoughts on this lads
>>25406458
>>25406463
>Being hungover = being a normie
m8 a lot of us were drinking alone last night
>>25407772
>tfw men need all their shit in order to get a gf
>woman don't need anything in order
Saw a homeless woman begging the other day but she was a young qt with a cut up face, probably got battered by her bf and kicked out.
Though how someone will probably take her in while the grubby old men would be left to die.
>>25407772
>live with mummy
There has to be a couple of NEETs around Manchester who want to club our housing bennies together to get a place of our own
>zero job prospects
Give me one
>>25407834
Why should we care about the normies on /brit/? For fuck sake stop bringing them over here.
>>25407834
literally irrelevant and half of these memes are foreign
who cares what those normie retards get up to?
>>25407843
Yes no shit. Females are precious commodities.
>>25407843
A lot of beggars aren't actually homeless she is probably raking in mad stacks, there are loads of women's shelters she could go to if she is that stuck
>>25407772
How comes Jeremy Kyle guests all have girlfriends and are useless scum?
>>25406931
what the fuck is filtering into baka famine?
>>25407889
yeah mate bet shes living the dream
honestly this fucking meme
>Go clubbing in a huge group of normies for NYE
>Me and two lads I know pretty well are at the back of our group in the queue
>Everyone else gets in
>Bouncer says us three are too drunk (bit tipsy, not half as drunk as half the cunts there)
>Tells us to go sober up then come back
>Rejoin back of long queue
>Says we're still too drunk when we reach front, tells us to go eat some food
>Bobbies standing there tell us to go away or they'll "disperse" us
>Go get chips
>About an hour later, front of the queue again, completely sober and very pissed off by this point, but all our mates are in the club
>Bouncer tells us we're still to drunk and we're now banned
>Shout something at him
>Copper grabs me and fills out a dispersal form while his mate holds my arms
>tfw banned from Croydon for 48 hours
>gives me a map of the area I'm banned from
>tfw my house is on it
I swear to god I hate the police so fucking much
>>25407906
shaking my head - s m h
>Spent news years at my normie friend's house
>First social event of 2015
>Just a tiny group of us
>Spent the whole time pretending to enjoy constant episodes of How I Met Your Mother and trying to ignore the sound of my one friend and his gf getting off
>Just wanted to die
>Came thinking I might actually make it someday
>Left knowing I'll never
Nothing like starting 2016 with the theme to some fucking normieshit "comedy" stuck in your head and feeling physical pain from >tfw no gf
>>25407915
Probably a ruse but you can go to your house chav.
>>25407915
Poleaboo know how bad the oinkers can be, all they care about are their stats
Proper little jobsworths
>>25407915
Shouldn't be such a useless pisshead then. Thank you police, for keeping this danger off of the streets for 48 hours.
>Finished work
>Went to gym
>Fell asleep before new years so I wasn't lonely and thinking about ex
>Wake up today and go gym
>Chill
>?!?!
>Hold me.
>>25407946
Yeah, you record one woman shitting without her knowledge and suddenly they're against you, what a world we live in eh?
>>25407959
>gym
Fuck off you normie.
>>25407915
While I'd like to say this is bullshit, the few interactions I've had with the police they've been pretty bad to me.
Had some turn up at my door the other day saying some girls phone got stolen and if I knew anything about it, the way they spoke was very accusatory.
As if some skinny white nerd is gonna make off with a Stacie's iPhone.
>>25407934
I know they're not going to come to my house and find me, and I can still bloody go into town it's not like anyone's going to spot me and chase me down like fucking james bond, but its still a pisstake
>>25407915
>get drunk
>try to push past the bouncer three times
>get aggressive despite police stood nearby
>surprised when you get banned and have to live on the streets for 2 days
fucking idiot
>>25407961
>you record one woman shitting
Didn't happen, never actually charged with that
It's like when a woman makes a false rape accusation, you're marked for life
>>25407921
having a gf aint all that m8, they whine and moan constantly and you wont be allowed to ever sit on your pc again or they'll break up as they need constant attention.
>>25407845
>NEETs around Manchester who want to club our housing bennies together to get a place of our own
That's not how it works lad. You shouldn't be even thinking about moving out without a job first. Hell, personally even on minimum wage I wouldn't move out. I'd need above that.
Get some real money coming in first. Not looking for neets to shack up with, it's a wild goose chase, you won't find anyone doing that.
>Give me one
Why? It's not my responsibility to fix your life.
Apply to ALL jobs open, and I mean all. Nothing is below you, not anymore. Work a few shit jobs, apply to other jobs, leave well on very good terms with solid references, keep applying to slightly better jobs. That's how I did it. Took me 3 years total but it's manageable.
When you message them so many times, it's actually pathetic. When you sort of wish something bad happened to them so that would mean they just weren't ignoring you by choice. When you give up and start shit posting on the Britfeel thread to feel with the Brits. When they no longer love you, the way that they used to. When it feels like things are never going to get better.
>>25407845
>clump together our housing bennies
but why? if full housing benefit pays for like 90% of your rent or whatever it is then you should be fine for bills with the rest of your bennies and still have plenty of free spending money.
>>25407893
have you seen the women they date though? slags who do nothing but shit out 4 kids or go and party all the time and love drama. robots need a laid back gf
>>25407994
you did stalk her though kek
why are so many british people autistic?
>>25408037
>Nothing is below you
I know that, problem is that there's nothing on my level either
I only apply to the most basic jobs possible, I ignore everything that requires some form of skills or experience
>>25408037
I'd happily shack up together with other brit normie's in manchester but i'm not delusional enough to think my neetbux will afford rent
>>25408124
eccentric*
>>25407946
poleaboo should kill himself for being a disgusting paki. justa being in the same thread as you makes me want to puke
How do you even say poleaboo?
Poh-lah-boo or poh-lee-ah-boo?
>>25408135
I'm a normie from Manchester, Fallowfield to be exact. I have a spare room. Cheap if you're quiet, which robots are. Only problem is I have a gf. I read your blog and saw how much you hated the 'chads' there for having partners.
>>25408248
poo-in-loo
>>25408127
>I only apply to the most basic jobs possible
like what? give all the examples you can
>>25408248
>Poh-lah-boo
Polaboo is the correct spelling but people would miss the "Pole" part then
>>25408248
pah-kee-boo
>>25408280
Warehouse/picker/packer and retail/customer service/sales assistant
Nothing else apart from the odd quirky one like working with kids at Man City FC and a few hotel jobs
>>25408285
but that's /pol/-aboo
fucking love spy films lads
anything James bond or Jason Bourne esque I should watcg
>>25408320
>retail/customer service/sales assistant
Stop right there lado, you're not getting those without solid references and experience as they are always highly sought after. Those are the jobs you move onto after a few other jobs with references and shit first. It's a waste of time to apply to those unless it's just padding for the work booklet thing.
My first job was a night shift cleaner. Which I used to move up to other jobs and so on.
>>25408350
Kingsman
True Lies
For something a bit more cerebral try Zero Dark Thirty or Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
Burn After Reading is also good, but it's a comedy.
>>25408350
The Living Daylights is the best Bond film and most people haven't seen it. You should watch that.
Do you guys wonder if any Johnny foreigners lurk these threads? Wonder if they understand britspeek
>Rarely go out
>Dragged out on new years with mates, get fucking smashed
>Go clubbing, sit down for a bit
>Room is spinning and can't see shit, already been sick like an hour ago so feel fine just drunk as fuck
>Random guy sits next to me
>Oi mate you looking to pull? My friend is gagging for it Bro go get laid
>Reply yeah sure point her out
>Drags me over to some 8/10 redhead, she hands me a half empty bottle and I down it for some fucking reason
>Mong about for a bit under the strobe lights
>Realise I'm definitely too pissed to get a boner without some serious effort
>Nip into the bogs and slap some life into my dick
>Go back out to qt redhead and back to dancing with 100% more copping a feel
>Drags me to the gents toilet and fuck her in a cubicle
>Stagger out of club shortly after and go home
And that's the story of how I sort of made it
Were all going to make it mates 2016 is the year
>>25408450
They're everywhere. You see them all the time with their inability to spell anything properly and their not knowing simple British concepts. It's just too much effort to call them out individually.
>>25407816
When I entered the guy shouted "TWENTY BONGS"
I was like, what the fuck?
apparently it meant 20 pounds.
>>25408509
Reminder that this is what normies call romance, and you should avoid them at all costs.
Hope you get an STD mate.
>>25408388
Guess I just wasted my time applying to "Sales Assistant - Manchester Piccadilly Station" just now then
>wrapped up in a blanket
>eating Thai sweet chili peanuts
>watching keith Floyd
pretty cosy lads
>>25408509
Very nice lad, quick thinking, pretty dirty situation and I'd get yourself checked for diseases but good effort.
I didn't have the confidence to fuck my ex-gf in her own home, let alone in a public toilet.
>>25408537
>Normie
Not fucking quite mate I'm an absolute lose
Posted a selfie on /soc/ a couple weeks ago and some pretty fit girls gAve me a 7/8 though so definitely the confidence boost I needed 2bh
>>25408509
>Go clubbing
>>25408625
>he doesnt enjoy loud music, dancing and chill bros and bitches from 10pm to 5am
missing out mate.
Britfeel folder is 800mb when stripped down.
this is gonna take a while to upload.
>>25408662
Why come to britfeel if you're a normie?
aoooro old angs-eye
arooooao old angs-eye
aaaa aquaintence be forgot
aroo old angsye arooo anngs eyee
Can't you yanks go Jack off into your burgers or something and leave my thread alone
Any of you lads got the nexus 6p?
I like the look of it but don't know anyone who has it.
>>25406869
>tfw we live in the same town
>>25408840
noice you 2 should suck each others cocks
>>25408840
>>25406869
Mornin' whales
what do people do on new years day exactly?
>>25408938
I think its a day normies recover from their hangovers and do everything really slowly.
>Just had a sound as fuck roast chicken dinner lads
>Found a youtube channel with a literal SHIT TON of old school kung-fu movies
>Suddenly feel comfy as fuck knowing I'll have shit loads of stuff to watch for the foreseeable future.
Ain't no stopping me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xOdsI8oK84
>>25408972
What channel are those movies on?
>>25409006
Here you go lad
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtG36aNGHp_H0NNOFr-B-Qg
>>25407915
>keeps causing trouble
>complains when the police are being reasonable
At least you're not in America or you'd have been shot 3 times by now.
Sucked a guy off last night lads, think I'm a faggot now.
>>25407921
>>First social event of 2015
you mean 2016 lad?
Any of you lads know where I can buy a black CD shelf like this from? My mum picked it up from a charity shop years ago and it's got no identifying marks, just shiny black painted wood, and I think it was flat-pack because there are four screws on the inside of the top and bottom shelves to hold the top and bottom on.
I've looked through Argos and Ikea but found nothing similar.
>>25409035
We all knew this, that's why we kept calling you a fag, fag
>>25409047
The fuck do you think this is? Google?
>>25409047
Check target. Had a similar one, paint didn't hold up to well but it was only like 25 bucks
I have already failed all my new years resolutions. I have only been awake 3 hours
>>25409047
>not immediately checking IKEA
finnby, apelviken, billy
>>25409138
What were they?
>>25409080
No I thought one of you lot would know where to rob one from and I could buy it off you
>>25409095
I just checked their site and there was nothing, I don't think Target exists in the UK as actual shops.
>>25409138
I don't even have one. Who the fuck sticks to them anyway? Maybe 1 in 50 people. And why does it have to be New year and not any other time of the year.
>mfw I go the the gym next week and see a bunch of fatties who I will only see a handful of times
I'm all for self improvement but lets be realistic, barely any of them will stick with it.
>>25409174
>wake up early
>don't fap so fucking much
>keep up a proper hygiene schedule even on days you don't need to
>stop eating so much fatty
>>25409203
There's always next year, right?
>>25409179
>see a bunch of fatties who I will only see a handful of times
Must be a good gym if it only takes them a couple of times.
going for an all you can eat cooked breakfast with my dad tomorrow. gonna take a load of sausages home
>>25409443
All you can eats don't allow you to take away doggy bags.
Wew lads, just woke up again, have had a stiff drink to take the edge off but now the room is starting to spin, might have to go back to sleep for a bit
>>25409478
Depends where you go I suppose. I've been to a few Chinese all you can eats and they all let you take home anything left on your table since they'd have to throw it in the bin anyway.
>>25409478
they do at this place, done it numerous times lad
>>25409516
The ones in London will charge you for leftovers, as if you had ordered that dish off the menu.
You're expected to completely clear the plate which means eating all the vegetables they chuck on.
>>25406352
go to university or get a job faggot. its your own fault you are on the dole, you have the opportunity to succeed.
>>25409593
London is disusting
Is Poleaboo right in thinking very few new jobs are advertised over the Xmas period?
He hasn't found anything suitable to apply to
>tfw flooding
All of last year's shit weather was saved for December
>>25409593
London is horrible. the place I'm going to tomorrow is serve yourself
>>25409694
I think just the bots advertising fake jobs have been posting for all of December here. you might want to take note of them so you don't waste time applying in the future
>>25406952
>tfw no fap is about to end
I can't take it
>>25409694
shut the fuck up already and die
if i get ESA for anxiety/depression will they want to reassess me within 5 years?
i've read they do but the idea i could lose it quickly would always be hanging over me like an executioners axe.
i want to work, i just couldn't realistically show up on time all the time. i want to phase things in slowly and it seems like there's no way to get the government to let you do that.
Dadanon here.
Reminder to use protection so you don't get a kid from a fat roastie. Latest I've slept is 7am since finishing work.
Had to spend every waking hour with family and trying to figure out where I'm going to put all the stupid inappropriate toys people have bought him.
>Tidying dresser
>Find old P.E. shirt I wore to last day of primary school
>Signed by classmates
>"I <heart> Anon - Stacy"
>"Send me your 1st novel! - Teacher"
>>25410233
nice blog retard
There it is as promised. all the britfeel images.
tinyurl britfeelmasterfolder
I was going to include a text document crediting everybody but I forgot, but the images are labelled that are not mine.
-Im not the creator of the britfeel op image concept, I only created this version in may so I could keep it updated myself.
-the creation of the image was a group effort with suggestions on what images to use
-I suggested a separate nightfeel ijmage but wasn't the creator of the original darker version. someone did that and game me the psd.
various anons contributed to it over the year. thanks to them.
if theres anything not in there you were expecting to be in there, ask me about it.
I think that's everything.
I wont be op image guy for 2016.
I don't mind helping create a psd but im not maintaining it all year.
im sure nobody gives a fuck anyway, but there it is.
Watching The Golden Compass.
What do you think / hope your daemon would be?
>>25410280
I forgot about mine from high school, it's literally just dicks
>>25410280
who gives a fuck about what you did when you were 10 m8. i got arrested for burglary when i was 11 and i don't give a shit about it today.
>>25410319
Daemon Blackfyre
>>25410377
greentext pls
bl0x
>>25410449
>bugled someone
>got arrested
>parents paid a fine
>>25410233
Reminder that protection isn't always effective and that roasties will get Chad to impregnate them and claim its yours and the condom broke.
Get snipped if you intend to sleep with a girl lads.
>>25410300
your tinyurl dun work, mate.
>>25410484
didn't pay a fine. had to do community service. they thought it'd be fucked if my parents paid for their stupid kids
>>25410529
just type the url in the image in then, it works for me. cant post it directly cos it thinks it spam.
>>25410529
Worked for me lad
>>25410528
>tfw we live in a world where we have to teach men to avoid being cucked, instead of teaching women not to cuck
Wish /int/ would fuck off 2bh, /britfeel/ doesn't go out, doesn't have a gf, doesn't have to tolerate normie shit.
Who here /0 friends, no job, no social skills, no car, living at home and fed up of normie c/int/izens/
>>25410659
Stay mad and get a car
>>25410659
I have a job but otherwise that's me.
>>25409046
Both. Hadn't been out socially all year before that.
Fucked up my fridge freezer, spending 120GBP to replace it.
Literally 18 hours into this year, and I've already fucked up. Start as you mean to go on, lads.
>>25410923
Your plumber accepts good boy points?
Bit gay desu
I cant fucking wait for dark souls 3 lads holy shit
I just remembered how much I enjoyed DS1 and DS2 and it suddenly made me really want to play more dark souls
>want to get NEETbux
>parents are strongly against the idea
>family members know people who're responsible for the assessments and would likely tell them i was just lazy
was i born just to suffer?
>>25411103
Unless she knows a fucking Minister, ain't no civil servant going to take the word of some random family member
Currently wearing these:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00V9GJBDG
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B016UJ1YAO
I have ascended onto a new level of comfy.
>>25410300
How big is this mate?
263 MB / Unknown so far
>>25411156
I'd wear the robe, though I do have a similar one already just a lighter blue
>>25411156
that's basically what I wear, except the check versions
>>25411168
about 800mb... kek
Trying to learn to dress well but everyone in britbogistan that seems normie just wears fucking palace and nike
>>25411186
I hope you're going to do some hoovering now you have time on your hands.
>>25411260
>learn to dress well
Why? Normie, ree, etc.
>>25411294
I do... every week..ish.. hate having a white carpet desu. really needs professionally cleaning but I live in a small box room so I have nowhere to put my stuff whilst doing that.
>>25411297
Cause my hairy shit covered ass crack feels uncomfortable in these ill fitting jeans
>body feels young
>mind is very old
Feel half the world away
just took my first ever selfie lads
>>25411479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8OCRlLB-DQ
>>25411377
>every 15 year old ever.
>>25411372
Wear a pair of leggings under your jeans, it's more comfortable and will help make them fit better.
I do the same so I don't get blisters on my ass from where the back pocket cuts into me when sitting at a desk
what is the /britfeel/ consensus on gordon ramsay?
Gonna take a night off the booze, was sick just after 12 quite explosively, was sick again around 4, was sick at about 11 too then took a nap in pain from 3 till 5.
>>25411627
People who get famous in Britain then fuck off abroad should stay there. I hope he hates how badly he's typecast himself.
>>25411627
I always enjoyed him, but he spends so much time in America now. Like, good for him he's gotten really big over there it's just a shame. He also, at some point, started acting differently on his American shows than he does on his British TV appearances.
Does he still do Christmas Day cooking shows on British TV? Those were pretty good
>Browsing through random profiles on Normiebook due to boredom
>Notice that lots of the attractive girls seem to constantly be on holiday and taking selfies of themselves in Paris/Tokyo/NYC etc
How the fuck do people afford to travel all the time? I swear I'm missing something here, do they just save up money and not spent it on anything else? I have a 15k/year job and I can't afford shit.
It seems strange to think I haven't had a cheese sandwich this year.
>>25411951
You'd have bigger savings if you could get a free meal just by flirting with someone.
>>25411951
Daddies money.
>>25411951
Daddy and cuckee pay for it.
>>25411951
>using normiebook
I deleted my account back in November, I only set it up back in secondary school because a friend wouldn't stop bugging me about it... other than him I didn't really chat to anyone, and I only really used it to scroll through news feed, waste of time, really.
>supreme autism
Have you ever fantasized about Columbine?
>>25412332
I used to until I watched the cctv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O00YFKJe1fo
>>25412332
no because im not still in school.
>>25412332
No but I have fantasised about William Unek
guess im going for a nap so I got the energy to watcha flim tnite.
>>25412431
>first massacre and assault rifles were banned
>second and handguns were banned
>incidents since then: 1
>>25411951
I know this feel, but for energy/willpower. Everyone else seems to do all these things, seeing people 3 nights a week and doing some other activity on the other night, whereas I come home from work and I'm too tired to do anything meaningful. Seeing someone on one night a week makes me feel like I haven't had enough time to chill and decompress, I'd hate to have plans 2 days in a row.
I'd been meaning to start going to the gym, but I don't know how I'd manage that.
I also don't really WANT to go out and do more things. For now at least, I seem to be quite happy spending my free time shitposting and playing vidya, maybe seeing someone once a week.
>>25411951
I've often wondered the same thing. I'm on 24K and I cant afford to go abroad on holiday.
When I have annual leave people ask me excitedly where i'm going, when I tell them "nowhere because I cant afford it" they always look as if i've just told them my dog has died.
Being a cyborg who lives by himself is expensive, I have to pay for everything.
>>25412585
You could still do some damage with a nice semi auto Benelli shotgun though.
>>25407834
I thought that was a /Britfeel/ poll then rather than /brit/
I wondered why /Stratfeel/ wasn't on there
![islam_means____by_nayzak-d4jx56f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nzrieiI.jpg "islam means by nayzak-d4jx56f[1]")
Be sure to post plenty of islamic qt 3.14s in the back
Here we go lads, Christmas university challenge final!
>>25412332
>fantasizing about pretending to be stuck in the building with a gunman on the phone to an operator (she's a woman in my fantasy)
>the gunman is me
>make her pick a number between 1 and 4
>that's the number of the hospital bed in the maternity ward that I open up on
>make her choose more numbers, ensuring she hears the consequences and taking out the entire ward if they refuse to cooperate
>laugh at her as she breaks down from the psychological anguish
>thank the lord Jesus that I'm a well adjusted individual in real life and would never even think of something like this so don't need to be put on any watch list
>grand final
>oxford vs. sheffield
>louis theroux
GOOD HEAVENS!!!
>>25412750
SCIENTOLOGY SPECIAL
Who /circumcisionfeel/ here?
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>>25412819
None of us, muzzies out
>>25412819
GET THE FUCK OUT SHITSKIN PAKI
>>25412869
>>25412899
FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM NOT A MUSLIM OR A JEW NEITHER DID I GET MUTILATED FOR RELIGIOUS REASONS FOR FUCKS SAKE
i fucking hope this country gets the fuck TORN APART by muslims and pakis so that fucking uncircumcised smugs like you FUCKING SUFFER.
>>25412819
How long until circumcision for non-medical reasons is banned for under-18s?
The only real opposition in this country would be from religious groups, but I feel like you could position it as 'Children's right to bodily autonomy vs Religious rights', which would work well in the mostly-secular UK.
>>25412925
Is it from phimosis? I know that feel lad.
>>25412954
You can cue phimosis by wanking.
>>25412954
u got tricked mate. You could have stretched it out yourself or it probably would have fixed itself if you had sex.
>>25412967
>You can cue phimosis by wanking
That sounds like a terrible deal
I've wanked so much today lads that my dick has turned a darker shade and now i'm pissing all the time.
I dont know why my body goes into maximum horny mode when i'm hung over.
>>25412937
LOL, banning circumcision for non medical reasons won't do SHIT because 99% of infants have phimosis and it's considered a medical condition for which you can circumcise, so every "religious circumcision" would just turn into a medical one because phimosis. i got circumcised for the SAME fucking reason when i was about 6 years old, turns out you can just FUCKING OUTGROW IT and i got mutilated for no fucking valid reason whatsoever. ITS STILL FUCKING ALLOWED.
ban circumcision altogether except for EXTREME severe cases like Foreskincancer (if that even exists).
>>25412967
>>25412982
this. or literally just fixed itself by your penis growing when you are still young enough.
circumcision fucking ruined my life, it is the MAIN cause of my psychological problems.
>>25413007
>2 white kids and 2 brown kids
Nice
>>25408536
>Paying 20 quid to get into a club
Twenty quid could buy you a gram of weed, an oven pizza, a couple of beers and a movie rental.
Normies don't know how to have a good night imo
>>25413007
>wank with my two fingers and thumb instead of whole hand
>now have a dark ring around were my thumb goes
Fml
>>25413036
>Twenty quid could buy you a gram of weed
Two grams if your dealer isn't ripping you off
>>25413036
20 quid is a video game mate, that's potentially hundreds of hours of entertainment
>>25412925
Is being cut all you post about lad? You've been posting about it since at least October 2014, you should have come to terms with it by now, or at least be less autistic about it.
Aside from getting a gf with just the right amount of chub, what are your new years resolutions lads?
For me,
Learning to drive
Fap less
Building cardio fitness (not interested in lifting)
Learn an instrument
Hold down my current job (usually get bored of jobs after 6 months or so and just quit)
Have 5k of savings by the end of the year
Build bridges with family - mainly brother
Be happy if I can pull off at least a couple of these 2bh
>>25413049
Same here m8
I blame my wanking style for wrecking sex for me.
>>25413062
your reading comprehension isn't what it used to be, is it mate.iktf
>>25413088
Name?
Haven't seen this episode and wouldn't want to miss any of that plot.
>>25413088
> the standard gf wish, as you say
> actually talk to people
> get down to 9st or thereabouts, not hard, only 1st
> cultivate a successful side-project into a business
I think these are achievable.
>>25413108
I can barely remember my childhood too. I'm pretty sure that's a good thing, seeing as I'm here.
I do remember telling people weed was harmless though, which is certainly wrong.
>Poleaboos brother stayed out all NYE, didn't get back home until noon today
>Poleaboo meanwhile fell for a meetup prank, spent 10 minutes at a train station in Manchester
>>25413085
All that time and you haven't figured out that trying to make it anything less than the biggest issue in the world today will trigger him into raging for hours. It's like you want to watch the thread burn.
>>25413088
>tfw no fake taxi slag gf
>>25413085
>You've been posting about it since at least October 2014
are you sure???? over a year? i thought i have only been here for a few months or so. i have been posting about it since 4 years in other threads nearly on a daily though.
and nah, it's getting worse and worse. i am getting fucking psychotic episodes because of this shit.
there is nothing more subhumane than being circumcised lad. absolutely nothing. I dare you to name me one thing. of course there are WORSE things, but not more subhumane things.
>>25413088
>getting a gf with just the right amount of chub
This is my only goal, I don't want to stretch myself too much
>>25413020
It would be a little suspicious when a Muslim family brings their son in and says he has phimosis. Why is there even any need to treat phimosis on a child? Just wait until they're older.
Also doctors don't have an incentive to perform circumcisions here, unlike the US. I doubt they'd be pushing for someone to get it done if there was no need.
>>25413007
Is that Jess Glynne?
It's ironic that people post so much about circumcision because my mate come round yesterday for new years and said the NHS refused to give him a circumcision (he has foreskin problems) so he has to pay 1k to have it done privately.
He then went on some bizzare rant about how it was feminists fault that he cant get a circumcision. It was like a direct opposite argument to the ones I hear on here all the time.
>>25413150
Will my memory get better if I stop smoking weed?
>>25413088
>Continue my venture into powerlifting
>Sobriety, drugs and alcohol make me feel bad, do bad things and make me unproductive
>Research about Ministry of Defence/ Civil Service work
>Delete Instagram, the last social media outpost I cling on to after deleting all others
>>25413167
POST
MOAR
OF THAT UNCIRCUMCISED SMEGMAGUZZLER
>you will never be an uncircumcised alphafag making bitches suck the smegma off his cock
>forever a clean little sissy bitch, clean and ready for her
being circumcised is fucking gay.
>>25413189
>what are circumcisionnetworks
>>25413141
>only 1st
What's that make you, a hobblet?
>>25413201
Presumably
>>25413193
your mate is either an absolute fucking mongoloid retard or he really has a condition where circumcision is inevitable.
getting circumcised as a fucking child for absolutely no valid reason is NOT the same, it's like fucking saying amputating a child's leg is the same as amputating someone's leg who really needs the amputation. fucking retard.
>Back from uni
>Living with parents again
>Can't smoke weed in the house whenever I feel like it any more
Is there a worse feel?
>>25413247
Not having any parents to go back to is probably worse desu
>>25413247
I don't know that feel lad. My mum was always like
>I'd rather you did drugs here so I can call an ambulance than you be dead in a ditch somewhere
>>25413214
Really it just needs to be treated the same way as FGM is currently.
>>25413238
Dont get me wrong m8, I agree that circumcision is unnecessary.
But if someone is in pain like he is then the NHS should help him out.
>>25413193
>1k
lol my ex did it for free
>>25413316
it isnt though because women have infinitely more rights. circumcision is also the reason why i cannot consider america a free country. males over there get mutilated literally just because women prefer it. that's so subhumane this is under no means a halfway free country. our shitholes are more free than this.
>>25413335
so what pain does he have? Phimosis? LOL
seriously i wish the fucking NHS wouldnt have helped me out when I was a child so that I'd still have my goddamn FUCKING foreskin. what the fuck did i deserve to live in fucking hell?
getting so mad about this ATM that an armed robbery means less stress for me.
>>25413186
Not sure about just britfeel but you've definitely been posting about it on r9k for that long. After 4 years this might be a long shot but there's support and services out there to help you out, you know. Plus restoration procedures keep getting better so maybe theres some hope in that for you.
>>25413378
>After 4 years this might be a long shot but there's support and services out there to help you out, you know
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
cutfags are literally getting laughed at for their "ridiculous circumcision problem"
or you get told ignorant shit like bitches saying they dont care if cut or not. thats like saying some dude in a wheelchair you dont care that he is in a wheelchair.
>restoration
I'm already 23 years old m8. also the psychological damage is already done. i will forever be a subhuman
>>25413247
Not being able to score weed is a shit feel 2bh
Who else is sitting through Dickensian waiting for Sherlock?
>order 3 12inch pizzas for 15 quid from the regular delivery shop I use
>45 mins maximum
>already past 50 mins
I AM REALLY NOT HAPPY MATES
>>25413493
>order takeaway
>still hasn't arrived after 1 and a half hours
>call them
>"They're on your road now, it should be with you in a minute."
>gave me 10 pounds of credit as well
>still not here half an hour later
>call them again
>they refund me
>food turns up as I hang up
>tfw 2 free meals
>>25413493
normies probably still too hungover to cook lad, takeaways going to be busy
>>25413538
not at 7:50pm
can't wait till tuesday for my UBW boxset's to arrive.
>>25413538
Cooked yesterday and reheated it today, fucking bliss lass, bangers and mash are the best.
>>25412819
I was circumcised for some pissing problem or other.
I'll never forget the Sonic Bubble bath game I was playing when they did the anaesthetic. Fortunately I don't remember the aftermath.
>>25413570
>lass
Thought you could do with some gender reassignment to put the cutfag in his place.
>>25413591
KNOW WHATS FUNNY ASSHOLE?
I DIDNT EVEN GET ANY ANAESTHETIC
I WILL NEVER FORGET MY SQUAELINGS LIKE A PIG IN AGONY WHEN THEY SNAPPED IT OFF
THEY ALSO FUCKING SNAPPED MY FRENULUM TOO
FOR FUCKS SAKE
i hope one fucking day i will finally get a FUCKING HEARTATTACK while getting mad about this shit
>>25413167
>>25413088
Which fake taxi has the biggest slag?
>>25412686
>I wondered why /Stratfeel/ wasn't on there
Because it's shit mate.
Who here made a fool out of themselves in front of normies last night? I almost got punched for calling one a "bald manlet" 13 times.
>>25413668
Stacey Lacey is my fav british porn slag.
>>25413784
You went out on NYE
No Anon, you are the normie
>>25413812
I got pity invited.
>>25413784
You sound like a cunt tbqh m8
>>25412819
Happened without my permission when I went in for a different matter. It's terrible.
>>25412984
nah pal, it actually works, just gotta bash at it often
>>25413784
My friend pissed himself and passed out 10 mins before 12
>>25413784
I got married to a weeaboo girl who dresses like a cat on Facebook and the roast hasn't ended from my coworkers
Nice lads, turns out I have a crate of Corona left over from last night. I hate the taste of beer, not sure why I drink it. Who /gettingdrunkalone/ here
>>25413784
I got quite drunk, so who knows. I met this Finnish girl and had what could have been a semi-autistic conversation about Finnish and Estonian being related.
>All You Need Is Love
Fucking normie Beatles, fuck off
>>25414205
Fins are mongolian.
>>25414131
>Marrying an attention whore
What the fuck is wrong with you lad?
>>25414249
>I wanna hold your hand
>>25414283
I was drunk and now I'm too beta to cancel it because I'm the one who asked
>>25414296
>Eleanor Rigby
>All the lonely people
>Where do they all come from?
>rolos
just cheaper munchies desu
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3381393/Young-man-suffers-rare-skin-condition-means-suffers-blisters-equivalent-degree-burns.html
"'works' one day a week as a HR administrator"
try working 40 hours a week blister fag where ye not mollycoddled by mummy and see if ye still fekin 'blessed' lad. better still try it as a 30 year foreveralone. enjoy ye fekin blisters
these disableds make me mad
>>25414502
>these freaks can find love
>I can't
gonna fucking, do something about them
Just discovered David Bowie is a Peadophile and fucked a 13 and 14 year old girl together.
Not sure how to feel about this
>>25413745
better that the shithole you live in
>>25414638
t r v e l a d s
>>25414638
>Not sure how to feel about this
jelly desu lad
>>25414638
>fucked a 13 and 14 year old girl together.
Did anyone else interpret this as "fucked 2 girls until they were siamese twins"?
Gonna go for a run now lads. Inabit
>>25414638
>pedo
>fucking teenages
pick one you idiot
>>25414502
>>25414556
He's never going to have a gf, or have sex. Can't even masturbate, by the look of his 'hands'. Probably got it worse than you.
gonna get a gf lads
you just wait and see
it may not even be this year, but im gonna get one
>>25414948
>I'm surrounded by friend
:<
>>25414953
whose gf you gonna get lad?
>>25415164
ricky's
>>25415309
good, ricky's a prick
>>25406396
r9k is cancer
>>25415000
He says that, but I doubt many of them are real friends. And he's obviously going to say that in an inspirational piece about how severely disabled people can still be optimistic. You don't hear about the disabled robot who has no friends and considers suicide daily, because no-one wants to hear about that.
>tfw low mood is back
Hello darkness, my old friend.
Someone just end it all for me.
>>25415544
iktfb
Anything bothering you, in particular?
>>25415743
No, not really. Just the future senpai. I haven't been taking my anti-depressants either the past 2 weeks or so. Don't see the point. Think I'm just losing hope desu.
What about you?
>drunk
>playing 20 questions with a girl
>all we are talking about is Resident Evil and Japanese horror movies
Even when drunk I'm a beta
>>25415915
>too depressed to take anti-depressants
TAKE YOUR PILLS LAD
>>25409095
>target
Fuck off Yank
I can't even last no fap without wanting to watch porn
I can't stop being addicted to porn.
>>25415915
I'm not too bad right now, but the usual worries about the future.
>will I ever get gf?
>is 2016 going to be another loveless year, while my friends all start moving in with their bfs/gfs?
>am I ever going to feel like a normal person?
>will I ever find a permanent job?
>>25415972
Wank but don't watch porn then lad
>>25415991
I'm too far gone man. I find it too hard to use my imagination
Well lads, another year gone by. Completed my 2015 goal of losing my virginity and getting a GF.
Still feel as empty and alone though, if not worse. 2016 may actually be the year I kill myself.
Lads, happy new year.
So I ordered something and they dispatched on the 30th on 48hr mail, but posties had today off and and worried it won't turn up tomorrow. Any thoughts on whether Mrs. Browns boys is a good show?
>>25415915
A PIG IN A CAGE ON ANTI-BIOTICS
>>25415935
Yeah, okay. I'll do it right now senpai. Can't be fucked to do anything right now. Couldn't even revise properly today, just ended up having a nap.
>>25415978
Hope we both feel better lad. Right now I feel like I'm being stabbed.
Going to China in March to do volunteering for six months at a school. If I like it I can extend it to a year onwards.
You can run away to another country to escape your problems right?
haven't cleaned my headphone pads in 8 years and they're are fucking disgusting
jsut scratching my nail across them shows a thick layer of dead skin and grease
how do I clean these pads, they are fully detachable so could be submerged if necessary
new thread when?
original comment.
>>25416217
At 500 posts, like always you pleb.
Might legit kill myself finally tomorrow lads can;t put up with the alchy parents, chavs and mental patient 'gf' anymore
Anyone want a suicide pact? I'm in Bristol going to throw myself off Suspension Bridge.
how well does an american do in, say, london, as far as getting pussy is concerned?
>>25416239
>has gf
fuck off normtard
>>25416243
as well as any other male, london is cosmopolitan
so very difficult unless you're attractive
>>25416258
Fuck you pussy just because you don't have the bollocks to end yourself lel
>>25416243
No chance unless you're a 10/10, go to an American pub or can pretend to be Canadian.
>>25416137
no you can't. however, you may be able to find a chinese qt gf similar to darling fei
>>25416289
I'm not a crying cunt that comes on here to get attention for his shit life.
You should kill yourself just for wasting my time reading your posts.
>>25416296
oh really? i've always heard women in other white countries cream for the american accent. i'm southern, too.
>>25416137
If you are "adjective" in the UK, you will be "adjective"er in China.
Steak and Ale soup and watching Dragons Den to be honest, family.
>>25416339
Your the cunt whose too beta to even get a gf sorry for wasting your time mate you're never going to get those two minutes back to wank off to tranny porn again
>>25416364
southernern americans sound even more retarded over here, sorry
>>25406352
had a nice night playing poker with the lads
not too hungover plus a tuna sub from subway is a certified cure
>>25416382
>Your
Why the fuck would I want to waste my time chasing after a woman and waiting on her hand and foot? You're a social cuck like every other normie, so fuck off and stop posting here you piece of shit.
Remember me when you slip away into nothingness, I will be laughing.
>>25416381
i usually get the heinz big soups, they're pretty good. that soup looks better. love mushrooms, heinz don't include them
>>25416239
>Bristol
Where do you live?
>>25416417
>this beta
You are a joke mate, the mere mention of another male putting his cock in a vagina sends you into an uncontrollable spiral of rage then when you got called out for being a pussy you turn to sour grapes like a fucking 3 year old 'eww girls are icky' and I bet you still sit in your mum's house and wonder why you couldn't even pay a prozzy to touch your dick.
Maybe you should be the one killing yourself mate
>>25416239
I live in Bath going to UWE for uni once this shitty gap year comes to an end
>>25416390
i am unafraid. i am going to fuck soooo many of your women.
>>25416239
prove you're going to do it. tons of people on /britfeel/ say they are going to do it but never do.
>>25416442
In a council estate full of chavs famalam 3 guesses
>>25416536
Whitchurch?
>>25416514
>UWE
You should probably join me mate.
>>25416551
Whitchurch is fucking paradise compared to here mate. The smead.
>>25416035
how ye gonna kill thi sen lad? 12 bore in the mouth prolly best way friend baka senpai
>>25416576
I'm dumb and gonna give uni a go, a large inheritance will swing my way some day, money won't ever be a problem
>>25416609
Fair play you're in the right place if you know you are a dumbie
>>25416504
>calls me a beta
>after blogposting about wanting to kill himself
lmao ok cuck
>>25416401
>>>/int/brit/
lad shit belongs there
>>25416536
>3 guesses
Totterdown? St Pauls? Somewhere in Bedminster?
Would have said Easton, but I think you'd have specified if you were surrounded by non-white people.
>>25416428
Yeah the big soups are really good, but they are barely soup they are just so jam packed of ingredients. More like a stew really.
>>25416514
>>25416576
>>25416660
>tfw I went to UWE
/brisfeel/ meetup when?
R8 my food lads
Anyone good with excel?
>>25416840
Yeah whats the problem bro
Poleaboo thinks he should just fuck it if his solicitor is going to drag his feet and just spend the 120 quid to go up to Aberdeen and collect his laptop etc. himself
Poleaboo is proud of himself for shitposting a /r9k/ thread hard enough it got deleted
>>25416823
Disgusting, but I'm still feeling the hunger that comes with a hangover, so it looks delicious.
Probably best enjoyed drunk.
>>25416893
In cell N1 I have a number. In cell W6 I have this sum =SUM(N1/100*1). Then, in cell N6 I have this =FLOOR(W6,50).
How can I combine the two so that cell N6 not only does the sum but then rounds the number down?
>>25416823
pakitakeaway/10
>>25416963
Been hungover all day, this is the first thing I've ate today
>>25416816
How would you rate the experience? I'm scared about going to it cause it looks shite
>>25417098
You can stack calls to methods in excel:
=FLOOR(SUM(N1/100*1),50)
But FYI, SUM with one parameter doesn't do anything (it adds the list of parameters together, so it's just returning it back to you), it's the same as:
=FLOOR(N1/100*1,50)
And the times one isn't doing anything either, so it's also the same as:
=FLOOR(N1/100,50)
>>25417301
Nice one, thats much cleaner. appreciated.
>bought a throat mic
>I'm too fat for it to work
Found some sweet chill dipping sauce to go with these plawn clackers, the bottle been opened and it went by it's date by 2 month, am I good to go?
>>25417418
yeah youll br fine m8
>>25417418
When did you open the bottle
>>25417110
>tfw nice salty mcdonalds on my way home this morning
>>25417209
It was alright, no major complaints or anything. The on-campus accommodation was the best of any I've seen when visiting friends at their unis.
The start of the year was sometimes a bit disorganised (i.e. heard about some induction classes through word of mouth instead of through the proper channels), but that's probably a department thing more than a uni thing.
I regret not getting more out of uni, because it's a good chance to and my normie friends seemed to have a good time. That would be true of any uni though.
Any specific questions?
What are you planning on studying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLgSQDBX9qo
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>>25416903
>Poleaboo is proud of himself for shitposting a /r9k/ thread hard enough it got deleted
Poleaboo's life is pretty low if that's what he feels proud about.
>>25416816
UWE 3rd year reporting in, meetup when?
>>25417418
>2 month past sell by
wouldn't risk it
>>25417509
Thanks! I truly am an idiot and need no one telling me how stupid it is studying this but I'm doing Politics & International relations. Its just about the only academic thing that captures my attention.
Did you ever do normie activities like nights out? I understand bristol is meant to be lively
Any musical stuff going on like instrument practice rooms? I'm a guitar player and would like to meet some people to play with.
>>25417407
>bought a throat mic
Why though? they have really bad audio quality
>>25416903
Is Poleaboo proud of the fact that Tildeanon has most vilified poster status now?
>>25416903
fuck off cunt you're a freak
>>25417787
boba fett uses one
DUDE
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25416903
>Poleaboo is proud of himself for shitposting a /r9k/ thread hard enough it got deleted
as if you faggot. they would just delete your posts, not the entire thread.
>>25417826
lol fuckoff tildeanon, you are fucking disgusting.
to the bristol lad who wants to kill himself im up for meeting for a pint or something before you do it
>>25417946
>lol fuckoff tildeanon, you are fucking disgusting.
I'm not that nigga
>>25417990
>talks about disgusting shit like puking blood all the time
>actually liking him
he is more disgusting than any gorethread on /b/
>>25418023
Do you actually know what the word vilified means?
>>25418049
nah I'm not a brit lad
( i also dont fucking live in UK )
inb4 blabla
lurk more, britfeel is just a meme
>>25417826
Suppose
Most posters here like/relate/sympathise with poleaboo
>>25417661
I wish I'd done that, from what I've heard it sounds like something I would have enjoyed. I did Business, like everyone else who didn't know what they wanted to do.
I was living with 5 normies in the first year, and got quite lucky in that they weren't massive twats or anything. And I'm more of a cyborg than a full-on robot anyway, so I could pretend to be normal. So I went on plenty of nights out, Bristol's got a fair few places for it. Same for gigs, although I didn't go to many.
I'm not sure about the practice rooms or music, I didn't use any or know anyone that did, although it's quite possible.
>>25417971
I'd also be up for this.
>tfw we get questioned by the police for being the last people he was seen with before he killed himself
>>25417564
What are you studying?
>>25418066
You should go work on your English instead of shitting this place up with your bizarro tier replies
https://strawpoll.me/6424783
>>25418207
I see poleaboo voted.
Blood alcohol limit while driving (or operating any kind of vehicle) is going down (down as in, you need fewer units to go over). How will this affect you?
>>25418315
Cross posted to /brit/
Not happy with these results at all, suspect fraud
>>25418207
Let me remind you this is a man who peaks over the top of the chaning cubicle at swimming pools to get a glimpse of actual children (not passable teens under 16) getting changed.
I know he's something of a meme man here but he really is a menace to society at least, he should be sectioned.
>>25418350
Makes me glad I'm neet so I don't have to worry about being drunk on the way into work
>>25418148
>bizarro
https://youtu.be/F6ROXLtorwY?t=128
>>25418392
Not true and such claims are harmful
Funny story though
A kid at the amusement park in the bathroom, pulled his pants down like pepe to take a piss and asked Poleaboo if he was "a bad guy", the whole time he was muttering/talking to himself
Explain what feeling lonely is like.
>>25418465
>that didn't happen
>but let me tell you about the time I saw a child naked and scared him
lmfao
>>25418470
ALL I WANT IN LIFE'S A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE TO TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
Of course this isn't original
>>25418512
Kid was possibly racist or something
bristol/bath meetup when
>>25418367
I was thinking that about you catching 4 votes aside from your own.
>>25418619
Everyone is just picking the funniest option as usual, I wouldn't take it too seriously
anyone /landan/?
it's pouring down in here
really comfy, i have my pup on my lap and a cointreau fizz
planning on getting drunk so i can get to sleep
>>25418715
It's funny because it's true, pathos doesn't invalidate an opinion
>>25418758
No, this is /brisfeel/.
>>25418715
So that's how you're justifying it to yourself?
How do you know if a girl likes you, lads? Is she just being friendly or does she like me? Genuinely curious because I have no fucking experience cos I went to an all boys school from when I was 7 till 17 and I've never been to a party so haven't really talked to girls much my entire life. I'm in sixth form college atm, 19 y/o.
>always comes and sits next to me when I'm in the library, moves seats from wherever she was before
>asks me really simple questions I know she knows the answer to (she's pretty clever)
>most lunchtimes asks me if I want to go for a walk with her
>said my haircut "looks really nice" randomly one morning
>catch her staring at me pretty much every lesson we have together
She's really, really quiet and reserved and keeps to herself usually. Cute too.
Told my friend about this and he said she likes me but he has no experience with girls so I dunno.
>>25418951
If you can't tell from these obvious signs you may not be smart enough to ask her out.
>>25418951
You go to /r9k/
She doesn't like you
We aren't the sort of people that girls like.
>>25418951
How the fuck can't you tell? She likes you.
Go and do something.
>>25418951
I had a girl treat me like this. When I finally asked her out she was offended and revealed she had an online boyfriend of 2 years whom she had never met. She said she was just being friendly but we stopped being friends after that.
http://strawpoll.me/6425053
>>25419042
>>25418999
th-thanks lads. I guess I'll ask her out when college starts again.
>>25418951
She's determining whether she can make you a beta orbiter.
My advice is to punch her right in the twat.
>>25419129
>Fuck: The TV Show: The List
>>25419169
>My advice is to punch her right in the twat.
This. It's how my mum and dad got together
>>25419168
Be sure to let us know how it goes when she immediately rejects you and then tells your colleagues that you tried to rape her
>>25418951
You are posting on r9k
She definitely has no interest in you. Some women can be overly friendly.
>>25419168
Remember that once you take this step you either enter a relationship with her or ignore her for the rest of your time at uni. There is no inbetween, there is no going back to friendship once you ask her out.
>>25419168
Just be prepared for the consequences
I ate the sauce guys, I regret my decision... I feel ill already, what's the worst that could happen?
>>25419129
fuck off normie, i watch none of these. shows are for normies
>>25419262
Your blood is going to turn into chilli sauce and Mr. Chen and Mr. Wu from AB World Foods Ltd. will show up and take you to their quarantine facilities where you'll slowly dissolve into derishus chiri saww and they'll bottle you and sell you too.
got 15 quid to spend at argos in the form a gift card
what should I get? star wars phasma statue looks nice, also looking at a hello kitty plush
>>25419316
I hope I become the next uncle Ben
>>25419225
nah, I'm in sixth form college so only really for 5 months
but then again she's in my class (really small class of 8) every pissing day so it's probably worse than uni.
>>25419242
I'm not prepared at all.
>>25419217
She aint overly friendly though mate. She's really quiet and shy. If anyone else would be doing things like this I'd probably brush it under the carpet as friendliness but it doesn't seem the same way with her.
>>25419410
Being shunned by 40 people for four years is worse than 7 for 5 months.
Trust me.
>>25419262
They'll have to amputate senpai
I'll be leaving the British Isles soon lads.
Wish me luck. I'll miss this place. Sure it may be a shithole (Particularly Manchester) But it's our shithole and I wouldn't trade it for the world.
>>25419378
just a little update I decided to spunk it on 17 Hello Kitty blind bags for a laugh
>>25419834
Leaving for where?
>>25419834
if you traded it for the world you'd end up with it again because it's on the world
???
>>25419866Japanm9
Should be a laugh at any rate
>>25420012
How is that coming about?
>>25419974
You speak in Riddles.
>>25420033
Kind of lucked into it really, looked for jobs abroad came across this one, applied and got it.
>>25420075
What are you going to be senpai?
>>25418207
69% lock him up
kek, how's pakiboo going to get out of this? still think it's the 'vocal minority'
>>25420190
I'm actually going to teach English, Which is handy because I can't speak a word of Japanese
>>25419129
>game of subreddits in the lead
Fuck all of you. Might as go to reddit now.
>>25420195
He's already got it covered!
>>25418715
>>25420227
What qualifications do you have?
>>25419262
Food poisoning is the worst, you'll start throwing up in a few hours with a terrible stomach ache. It'll pass pretty quickly though, 3-4 hours when I had it. But those 3-4 hours will be the worst pain you can imagine.
>>25420271
A degree, I feel rude not asking about you. How are you?
>>25420247
Jesus fuck, this guy is a delusional retard. Whatever, let him rot in his room forever.
>>25420319
Safest place for him and us, shame he is on a revenge mission and not likely to remain in seclusion.
>>25420347
>>25420319
I'd only respect him if he went on a stabbing spree so more people think pakis are a problem.
>>25420305
Not bad thanks, half cut and thinking about sleep. Wish I'd taken the time to get a degree.
It's the dawn of a new era lads, what are we using for a thread picture now the OP anon has stepped aside?
>>25420546
I'm glad to hear it, it's a difficult balance mate, would it really help you get to where you want to go?
Mine hasn't, although I guess it has indirectly, but I don't regret it.
Anyway, I hope your 2016 is kind to you buddy. Happy new year
>>25420572
im still here, and don't mind putting together a new op image that would be a group consensus.
I just object to be the one to maintain it all year again.
That really needs to be a group discussion and not a 3am decision I think.
my thoughts were to simply use the 3main characters in a new situation, maybe with the addition of some new characters.
I think using this op image tomorrow
>>25407223
would help raise the point for discussion.
just made the new thread for tonight lads
>>25420696
>>25420696
>>25420696
>>25420347
>shame he is on a revenge mission
Yep that phishing site really worked out for him kek
>>25420710
Tough, it's on you now.
>>25420710
>R9K
>group consensus.
Absolute madman
>>25420778
we did last year, kinda.
we just need more people to agree than disagree on any point.
>>25420730
le no face.jpg
off to new thread
