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>tfw am so deep in the friendzone my crush has started telling me about her menstrual cycles and diarrhea
>either laughs or doesn't believe me when i call her cute or hint i'm attracted to her
fucking hate myself desu lads
You can't be that close to each other without it meaning at least something. I'd wait it out and take steps every day. Eventually she will be yours.
All the hate for nice guys/orbiters on here is just sour grapes. The bitter shut-ins only wish they could have deep friendships and be that close to a relationship
>>25419637
You can wait until she finds a bf, or you could just ask her to be your gf.
>deep friendships
confirmed for never leaving the friend zone
>>25419546
Yeah I talk to most of my friends about their natural cycles and stuff because uh, it's natural? That's not a friendzone it's just called they're human. I laugh off compliments that my friends give me too. "Oh you're so handsome" "No I'm not lmao but thanks" I mean, what else do you say? Do you expect her to be like "Oh anon you think that? Really? Let's date!!!" I used to always talk to my ex about her menstrual cycle and stuff too btw if you were gonna say that only friendzoned (dumb term) guys get talked to about that but you know whatever. Women are people anon. They're not, whatever you think they are.
>>25419637
basically this I guess
>>25419818
"Wanna be my bf?"
"No"
"RARRRGJGH I HATE U"
^that's u
>smart but lazey
>skinnyfat
>moderate Muslim
>British Muslim
>>25419483
Have you found the secret potion yet? I think it's called just do it.
>>25419483
what's your point? do you think it's impossible to be smart and lazy at the same time?
Do you have low IQ? What's it like?
Low IQ thread.
Never got tested but I'm a slow person overall. Psychosis fried my brain
Mine is 12, is that low?
check your iq privilege bich
I am going to a club, friend is dragging me along.
How do I dance without looking like a mega autist, do people even care? I do plan on getting drunk to make being there bearable. I would like to think I look relatively normal.
Perform quick, violent jabs with your arms while stomping your feet in an intimidating manner.
Also make sure you growl and create lots of saliva to make it look like you're foaming at the mouth.
If you're drunk enough you won't care. Just Have at least 5 shots and a few beers before you go and you'll have some fun
>>25419414
I did go once before and I had around 7 shots, got drunk and tried to dance. These two women tried to grind on me and my first thoughts were "oh boy are these shits making fun of me get the fuck away from me why are you smiling at me are you laughing at me". I don't know if getting drunk can help my mentality.
;_;
Faces girls make when they see your dick
>>25419305
a robot can dream
Good evening normalfriend.
I have no reaction pic to show this feel because no girl has ever seen my dick.
gets me rock hard every time
Who else /TooSadToSleepTonight/ Here?
Come and vent friend.
A girl I have one-itis for got dumped by her boyfriend months ago and yesterday she got a gf
I have nothing to be sad about and yet her I am.
I don't get it, how can I feel so empty on the cusp of so much potential in the coming year, all my plans are in place: I've got a new job, I'm moving to a new country, I'm young and I have freedom. but I feel hollow.
Here's to us for 2016, may god have mercy on our souls.
can someone give me the link to the video where this guy blows the fuck out those roasties and says something like "if youre such a strong independent woman why do you accept alimony from your ex husband"
thanks
>>25419244
If you're dumb enough to cum inside pussy no condor, you deserve to pay child support
>>25419244
I believe it's this OP. Mind telling me what you need it for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZtjGJ4LD4
>>25419244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvPszUSl3RY
found it
Where do the NEETs fit in?
they're the dirt below the pyramid, they live off what society gives them out of pity
>>25419223
As parasites, NEETs would be represented as ticks on the working class.
>>25419255
>>25419258
>All this wagecuckie butthurt
Teeheehee
How high is your test count?
>>25419190
Higher than yours
>liking fat women means you have "high test" now
l m a o
I asked out a chubby qt with big boobs and ass a few months ago and got rejected
>tfw worked on new years
im not the only one r-right? also wageslave feels thread
>>25419177
i guess i am the only one
>>25419177
Me
Holiday bonus is better than drinking myself to sleep desu
>>25419177
It depends what you do.
Are you a wagecuck or wageslave?
its chad bingo time, cross the ones you have and circle the ones you are working on.
I'm not a virgin, yay.
But having a one-night stand every month is a shitty "goal". A girl must be very bad to not fuck her again.
Also, I squat some okay weight but I don't even intend to go 2x my body weight. It's not like being that jacked buys you much more pussy if you're a Chad, and it's not exactly good for your knees if we're honest here.
Had to look up "varsity".
>>25419125
I think I have one saved.
Let's see.
Meh i'm only 16
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WouId you?
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>yes
>tfw wannabe trap with no trap gf
; _;
Yes, but only if he would never turn around and just face the wall the entire time.
Normie here. Why do you guys feel like failures because you don't have a gf? Temporary affection isn't worth all of their nagging and general untrustworthiness
Because betas hate themselves, so they seek validation from women.
It's pretty typical really, especially for white guys.
At least Asians are more omega, they see women for the succubi they really are.
>>25419048
people want what they can't have. Sex, in our case.
>>25419048
Is that a fucking kid's crib?
Going over some options here. Anyone care to discuss?
Plan: Cuckoo for Cuck-o-puffs
Explanation: Fuck lots of hotwives/swingers/cuckoldresses. Potentially knock them up. Let them and their husbands be responsible for the kid.
Pros: Low investment of time & resources, lots of potential offspring if implemented successfully
Cons: Real risk of STDs, possibly a high barrier to entry in the form of networking with these people, kids raised in crazy social conditions.
Plan: White Wedding
Explanation: Meet a virgin. Marry a virgin. Knock her up.
Pros: Kid is likely to be mine, household is likely to operate under positive values.
Cons: High investment of time and resources, female virgins are at a premium.
Plan: Professional Harem
Explanation: Meet Mormon/Muslim women. Marry several of them, probably a set of cousins or sisters. Split up time with raising kids and pool resources. Make sure that they have good jobs and college educations.
Pros: Kids in stable household with values under control. Resources and time use maximized.
Cons: Possibly illegal and socially frowned on. Involves networking in cultures that I am not native to.
Plan: Ivory Hunting
Explanation: Like gold digging, but the male version.
Pros: Lots of resources for offspring, control over household values.
Cons: The mother may be unsuitable for raising children and participating in a household.
I like the Harem idea best.
>>25419019
majority of Muslim/Mormon females are also virgins so if you want to do the other one is ok
>>25419019
That girl is 16 op, delete your pic
>>25419019
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Wow, I love this gurl, such a banal presentation. Even those hooters scream banbality, I'm lovin it.
soon
check the news in 2 hours
>>25419010
Why would i ever watch the jews?
>>25419010
Good luck.
Hope you get a high score.
fbi says hi
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