Okay /r9k/, I know this is a horrible idea, but I need some advice.
How hard is it to get a practice girl?
I've never had much luck with women, and frankly, most of them horrify me (unrelated issue), I just want someone that I can learn how to be comfortable with as sort of a a precursor to a "real" relationship.
No idiot, you're supposed to discuss dropping them once you've had your fill, that way femanons get salty
Actual continuation thread
>>25386263
>High school
>Just got back from winter vacation
>Putting the date on an assignment
>Accidentally put 2012 as the year instead of 2013
>Teacher notices this
>She holds up my paper and shows it to everyone
>"Looks like we have a time traveler in our class!"
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Everyone at my middle school including teachers called me peter parker because of my vague resemblance to Toby Maguire
>>25386061
Fuck, I hated that shit. They'd all think they were the first ones to come up with it, too.
>>25386061
I got called Harry Potter a lot for similar reasons
Is making a girl angry the best way to get her to want you?
bluepills need not reply.
>>25385971
if you are a chad then yes, if you are an autist then no
Women are addicted to being pissed off or heartbroken; it's the only way that they find meaning in a relationship.
>>25385971
Depends on how dominate the girl is
A girl I had a crush on loved when I frustrated and tortured her in middle school
My roommates gf like a being told what to do. He does it wrong by giving her choices though and she gets frustrated with him
I tell her what to do and when to get it done and she loves it. I hate submissive women
I work with this girl I liked for a long time. She flirts with me but has a bf. She breaks up with bf and I am shoulder to cry on for a week. Start dating and fuck on regular basis. She breaks up with me and just wants to be friends. Find out she cheated on me with ex bf. Why are women such semon demons /r9k/?
This just proves again what we all know: Women don't know what they want.
>>25385313
this is why women are worthless, make sure to get revenge and make her suffer alot to the point where she commits suicide
Anyone else hate their family?
>inb4 just being edgy
Feels thread
>have one friend
>dont even relate anymore just known him since gradeschool
>dont even do anything or talk really when we hang out
>just keeps inviting me for some reason
>he has an amazing family always supportive and loving perfect parents
>makes like 200k a year but doesnt spoil the kids while still keeping them very comfortable
>paying for his college ps4 for Christmas shit like that
>he has a great relationship with them and we occasionally do stuff with them playing games and hanging out
>the whole family does things together daily and loves eachother
>like the family i always wanted but never had
>meanwhile my family openly hates me
>tells me nearly daily im an asshole or something along those lines for no reason i avoid them as much as possible only talking when they come tell me to do something
>talk shit or joke about me/insult me anytime they see me
>cannot show any weakness at home or these vultures will prey on me
>nobody to talk to as the ones supposedly closest and caring hate me
>kicked out at 18 told to just find somewhere to live knowing full well i had nowhere to go
>grandma talks me back into house
>19th birthday was shitty but not as bad as usual had to sleep outside on my 15th and equally shitty as others since
>only outlet is 4chan and nobody here actually cares ill probably get like 2 replies telling me to killmyself and thats it but i feel slightly better posting this
>vultures will prey on me
Iktf. I try to leave me room and go to the kitchen or bathroom when no one will run into me.
My parents are getting a divorce. My mother cries everyday. I just want to get out of here.
I can't really respond to this very well, my parents were always supportive despite what little we really had but in my situation I was the asshole and took it all for granted and after we could no longer live the way we did I feel so much regret every night for not being better to them. Anon, what you should do is make a real family. Not like have kids, but a group of friends that you genuinely cherish, and that cherish you.
>tfw you don't get along with your family
>>25426340
>tfw you get along with your family but they don't get along with each other
>>25426340
And whose fault is that.
Fuck the robot.
>>25426340
>tfw they hate you, but still tolerate your presence
Rate me and my lil sis /r9k/
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Please tell you've at least ate her out.
She's very pretty.
>>25426066
You're both cute. Please help teach her how to be an upstanding citizen and kind person.
shave that disgusting fucking beard dude
>practice gf just told me she's pregnant
FUCK YOU I BELIEVED YOU GUYS
>Bought into the meme
Mine had the baby a couple months back, and now we're living together and I'm having to work a job.
/r9k/ betrayed me.
>>25425861
That's what you get for being a degenerate. Now deal with the consequences of using somebody like that anon-kun
>>25425884
Have you developed any type of feelings for her?
>3Dcucks unironically fawn over 3D pigs when 2D exists
Why not just have a waifu and abandon the 3D sluts, anon? What's your excuse, 3Dcuck?
because 3d actually exists, weebcuck
>>25425848
I read that as 3Ducks
>>25425864
>I have no valid reason to keep liking 3D pigs, so I'll just call him a weeaboo
the whole 'weeaboo' meme is normie-tier to be quite honest.
Shame on you, normalfag 3Dcuck.
Wait.... I'm going to college soon... I'm going to have to sit in a classroom.. people will be looking at me in all directions... I'll have to sit in silence in a crowd of people my age.. no heavy breathing, trying not to sweat... I don't think I can do it robots
>>25425842
It's just as bad as you think it will be. Good news is, you won't be going to college for long! Enjoy your inevitable mental breakdown, dropout, and NEETdom!
>>25425842
In college no one cares about you. Other than shitty group projects you can go through your day talking to no one.
>>25425873
It's not that I'm retarded it's that I can't be in a crowd of people
>be half Asian
>go entire life feeling like you're not part of a group
>white people won't accept you, neither will Asian people. They'll act friendly, but you will never be "one of them".
>develop massive crush on a Jewish girl
>too shy to ask whether she would date a non-Jew
>notice the tight bonds she has with her Jewish friends
>wonder...
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>>25425809
If she's Orthodox (or Orhodoxish at the very least), she won't go for you. I was briefly infatuated with a girl who did the whole yeshiva thing, I believe she wouldn't even shake men's hands. (I later realized that she'd studiously avoided this when we first met, though we got on well.) She just married, you guessed it, an Orthodox guy. She still has the most stunning eyes.
If not, there's a good chance she'd go for it.
If they're not orthodox, you're probably fine.
I'm on the other side of the whole thing, I guess, as a Jew that grew up in a non-observant family. I never had a Jewish community to be part of, but I was always "the Jew" to everybody else, and even if they acted like friends, like I was part of the group, it always eventually came back to really offensive jokes about my heritage, funny to everybody in the whole group except me, and left me with nothing but resentment for the fact that I always an outsider despite being exactly like everybody else...
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commencing hapa dump
It's safe too say this is how robots would act in a relationship
Are we Lana Del Rey
>>25425443
Robots... relationships... Normie gtfo from our board.
>>25425506
nice one Gatsby
If you had one chance to change your physical appearance what would you change it to? Hamesome? Muscular? Short black bair? Long blonde hair? Like an alien? What you you want to look like?
Pic related, Stalin wasn't ugly yet
>>25425293
I'd give myself straight golden blonde hair, blue eyes, and additional height.
>>25425293
I'd give myself slightly broader shoulders, more upper body mass, and no acne. That last one's really the most important one. Otherwise I've kinda grown fond of how I look.
>>25425293
>what would you change it to?
A corpse.
I feel so guilty. I became a chad. I have it all together and I've never felt so empty. I haven't been here in so long but this is where I belong. Last night I made fun of someone for being a virgin and I feel like shit. I have become everything I used to hate. Everything from the other side is useless garbage. The pleasures become ash in your mouth. I just want to go back to playing vidya with my friends on friday night. I threw it all away because I thought the grass was greener and I can now definitively tell you it is not.
>>25425273
fuck off back to normie land chad
REEEEEEEEEEEE
after i got a gf which cured all my mental problems and i became a normie i started making jokes about robots and autists, normies have no idea they are based on my own experiences
>>25425273
Well at least you're aware of your shortcomings. Work on improving them, because you're probably a better person than you think.
>want to drop out of school
>afraid my parents will disown me
>>25425262
drop out and do nothing?
or to do something you feel would be more productive and profitable?
Just change your major family
Atleast get the degree
>>25425262
Don't drop out, just refuse to leave the dorm or talk to anyone until your grades fuck up and you get kicked out, then have panic attacks when you go outside when you get back home. They'll come around eventually.
t. NEET