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Here's a thread about the supreme gentleman.
He was a bigger robot than 99,9% of all /r9k/ users.
We can only dream of doing what he accomplished.
Cheers, gentlemen.
>>25418979
It's nice to see that there's at least one more fan of elliot here.
Almost all /r9k/ users are normalfags now (and have been for a long time).
>>25418966
How many he killed 2? Not much of a hero t.bh familia.
>tfw you never think of asking someone "did you see that show last night"
>tfw you can never tell them about an interesting newspaper article you read
>tfw you can never tell them an interesting anecdote about something that happened to you today
>>25418928
I stopped learning 20 years ago...
I'm still fucking Alive. Stupid fucking Jew.
>>25419011
You're dead inside though.
My problem is I like interesting things. Normies hate that. Normies are also very stupid and don't understand things unless you spoonfeed them every last detail and implication. I like illegal things so I can't exactly elaborate on how we could use this information in a practical way. I should move to argentina or some other country where all drugs are legal. I doubt their people would be any smarter but they sure as fuck couldn't be any stupider.
Being so much smarter than everyone else isn't all it's cracked up to be. You have your notebooks and that's about it. It is actually challenging trying to dumb yourself down enough to hold a conversation with the others. On the rare occasions someone does understand you then they have to put on a big show about how that's such a clever solution and answer stupid and degrading questions like did you come up with that(and then they go back to looking at you with the same retarded and confused expression when you reference standing on the shoulders of giants).
These assholes even have fun the wrong way.
>I liked movie because I think it was good but for no reason
>I liked game because it was fun but it was not fun for any reason
>I liked drink because it tasted good but the taste was not anything particularly good enough to remember or be able to remark on in the slightest way
I swear these idiots are talking only to hear themselves speak. They never have anything valuable to add to a conversation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lLq147kijJ
sing more beautiful
>>25418926
whats with the farting noises?
>>25418926
Tippy toppest kek OP. You dun good
I'm in love, sorry robos
She's on my mind
> saw her on the New Years rocking eve
> i ain't never seen her before
> love at first listen
>>25418848
She fucked 21 music journalists whilst promoting her first album.
If she hadn't she'd still be an unknown, so thank those 21 dicks for your New Years Eve.
Live?
Was it alan carrs new years thing?
> that fucking manjaw
How can white boys even compete?
pic related
the average black man
>bald and fat
I'm think I'm good.
That's one big fucking guy
>>25418854
for you
this is an original comment
>girls also poo poo
And we're supposed to love these creatures? Absolutely disgusting DESU
well women have vagina so you don't have to touch the shithole
>>25418821
But it's so close to the asshole it defeats the purpose! Plus they bleed out of their fermenting it up and shit
>>25418782
>they also pee from their vaginas
women are gross desu
I feel like everyone knows weed is totally safe and the only people on here who argue against it are just trying to rustle jimmies
>>25418746
Weed is on the same tier as popular television in that it's absolute schlock whose only use is to placate the masses
Also to everyone who pulls the "le degeneront" meme, if you want to get rid of the culture legalization is the way to go
Edgy people like edgy things
Breaking the law is edgy
Except it's proven by scientific studies to cause schizophrenia
What does /r9k/ think of based karl pilkington?
Is he the most robot-minded celebrity out there?
I think he just gets life no strings attached
He's pretty normie, I like his cynical attitude but he doesnt seem much of a robot.
Hes fekkin great
I like how he hates everything
here's mine
>be ugly all throughout high school
>go to uni, lose a bunch of weight and grow into my facial features
>skin clears up
>now every "hot" guy who ever made fun of me in school is asking me out
>allow them to buy me food and then shut them down forever
it's a beautiful thing
>>25418696
>I'm a le grill btw xDDD
saged, reported, and hidden
And do you think you would ever date a regular robot?
Or now you aren't as ugly have your standards shot up?
>>25418735
this OP
are you a hypocrite?
So I actually wasnt a COMPLETE fuckin' loser last night, went out to a party mad late and got this chicks number.
She was wasted but seemed to at least think I was cute, how the fuck do I ask her out through text?
What is a good first date??
>>25418582
Good first date would be anything that's not seeing a movie.
And just ask if she wants to hang out, youknow, with english words and such.
>>25418582
the most IMPORTANT thing here is to be casual
gonna copy paste a few times for effect. remember, above all,
>be casual>be casual>be casual>be casual>be casual
>be casual>be casual
>be casual
>be casual>be casual
>be casual
chill out homie. just ask her if she wants to hang out at your or her place. watch a movie, try to feel her boobs and whatever
guys tend to overthink it and or try to establish something what you could call meaningful. DONT
>be casual
good luck homie.
>>25418728
Pretty much this desu senpai.
Don't use the word "date" Op. It'll put way to much pressure on both of you and she'll end up avoiding you or things will be super awkward.
When they say if you remain a virgin until 30, you become a wizard, could it be true? What if using your sexual energy in a certain way could give you powers that you couldn't possibly imagine. What if setting the condition that you won't have sex, and harnessing your sexual energy past age 30 are the wizard powers you guys talk about? I think its true, all of it. At age 19, I've gotten /fit/, yet girls still don't want me. I think if I just strive to be a wizard, and keep lifting and training, I can use my sexual energy to become an incredibly powerful wizard.
I can attest, from personal experience, that it is not true. Being an old male virgin doesn't give you any power, doesn't allow you to work wonders. It does change you though.
Not in a good way, of course. It makes you sick and mean. You drink, or abuse drugs, or pursue any number of unnatural things to negotiate your abnormal life.
Perhaps there is some magic in the wizard life. But, if there is, it's magic of the blackest type. It's the dirty magic of rituals that only make sense at night. One doesn't pursue that magic because one has to; one pursues that magic because one doesn't have any choice. Normal human beings have no need for magic; the wizard life is an aberration.
But let's say, for the sake of a bit of fantasy, living as a wizard actually gave you powers. Let me ask, what does it benefit a man to gain the entire world if he loses his soul in the process? Or, as rational men, let's abandon the notion of "soul" and replace it with "humanity".
The wizard life is inhumane. Nothing, not even magic, is worth it.
>>25419241
>lose humanity
Yeah, fuck humanity. I'll be a wizard.
>>25419241
Hey, long haired wizard. We've talked before. How are you?
MOMMY I WANT A ONSIE I WANT A ONSIE!
MOMMMYYYYYY GET THE DQRK LADY OUT OF MY ONSIE
>>25418568
>>25418645
Honey you have to eat your tendies first
>>25418645
> tfw no black onsie gf
It's my birthday
hooray
>birthday on new year
>family celebrating new year
>nobody said "happy birthday"
>>25418497
Happy birthday anon. Hope you enjoy it.
Hey
Hey
Happy Birthday
This right here is the most beautiful woman in the entire world for me. What's yours?
I'm not posting her pic
>>25418496
I'd post her but she sometimes browses r9k.
This man, its perfect
Admit it /r9k/.
There's something hot about tattoos and piercings, even if it's just because they trashily mark out crazy sluts who enjoy masochistic rape-sex more easily.
I'm not proud of the fact, but I can admit it. Tattoos and piercings can be hot.
I'd fuck that for a dollar
>>25418494
one tattoo can be okay, depends on what it is and where it is, if you have more than one I think you are trash. also gauges are confirmed for instant trash
>>25418494
i don't know why r9k is so autistic when it comes to tattoos.
They're hot as fuck, I think it's all a meme
