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>/r9k/ has always said that you need to not want women, then they'll come to you
>tfw I would like a gf, but I don't really crave one
>tfw I enjoy my alone time and would say I'm pretty confident, but most of my hobbies are solitary activities so I wouldn't really have much to bring to a relationship
>also I'm very quiet and most girls don't like that

Who else here /thrown in the towel/? I don't think being in a relationship is something that I was meant to do.
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Also, here is the "giving up general" official theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT2YDdZdE-I

And no, don't associate me with that MGTOW bullshit. Those guys are still thirsty for girls. I have ascended desire for women, perhaps even as a Buddhist monk does.
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I mean, I would LIKE a gf but I'm not thirsty for one or sad about not having one. I'm very comfortable and happy with my current situation. I guess I'm not really like a Buddhist monk or I wouldn't want one at all desu.
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No other robots know this feel? You're all sad about not having gf or thirsty to get one?

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5'7

over 13 stone.

I don't care anymore.

My animal brain doesn't want me to end game.

Do it for me.
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>>25416055
>I don't care anymore
>shitposts
I think you do care anon.
sage goes in all fields
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>13 stone

Yeah I'm 5 boulders myself
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>>25416055
>using stone as unit

81kg is not in the hopeless area yet. you don't even need to exercise, eat less drink tea/coffee/water and no soda and you'll be 65 in 2 months if you did it right.

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>tfw having urges to call my ex girlfriend again

I'm getting more and more depressed by the day, and it's very hard to cope with this life without her. I miss her ,but the last thing she told me was to never call her again and that she is sorry but she doesn't love me and I should just move on. I'm just tearing up right now looking at old photos of us. My heart is breaking senpai
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>>25415822
Winter/SnowDoge
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Life is a cruel cruel joke
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>>25415822
fuck it, go explore your life until you find a hobby that gives you some happiness and run it to the ground

or do drugs

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what is your general reaction when looking at this image?
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How can someone be so naive?
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How can someone be so cucked?
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How can someone be so beta?

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l hate Jews
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>>25415692
l like Jews
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OK, grandpa. Time for your meds.
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>>25415714
I didn't think the word wasn't filtered.

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How do you feel that this qt of a mere 15 years old already only wants Chad?
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>brake up
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>>25415615
Women wanting Chads is the natural order of things. Why would she ever want a sullen self-hating beta like yourself anon?
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>tfw missed out on teenage love
>conductor we have a problem
>conductor we have a problem
>conductor we have a problem
>conductor we have a problem
>conductor we have a problem
>conductor we have a problem

daily reminder that it s literally impossible to get a qt gf if you have a body like this or if you are a twig. if you do not get ripped you will die alone and even fatty/ugly girls will not want you.

prove me wrong, you can't get a decent looking girl (or any girl) if you don't lift and stay in shape at all
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>>25415531

Im a twig and once I had a cute gf for 5 months but she went back to her ripped abusive ex.

Oh wait OP is right
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>>25415531

This guy has a QT gf because he is outgoing and doesn't take life too seariously
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>>25415681
i bet she fucks fit chad on the side

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You can't expect a real woman if you can't be a real man. This is what every man needs to do.

>not be a NEET
A man must be able to provide for his woman. The nuclear family is one of the groundpillars our society rests on and the man's most important role is as a provider for the family. If a man can't provide, he isn't a man, plain and simple. NEET's aren't men, they are boys.

>be healthy and fit
A man must be physically fit to be a real man. I'm not talking about degenerates like Zyzz, doing steroids and obsessing over how your body looks like a girl is unhealthy, feminine and pathetic. No you should lift, run and swim because it makes you stronger. Strength and health are two of the most important things that makes women attracted to men because it awakens the primitive parts of their brains. I'd like to quote Adolf Hitler on this one. "In our eyes, the German boy of the future must be slim and slender, as fast as a greyhound, tough as leather and hard as Krupp steel."

>be confident, dominant and fearless
A man but be able to take charge. Women are naturally submissive and look for men to lead them. Don't trust me? Try telling (telling, not asking, can't stress this enough) even a Stacey to do something simple for you and she will do it, even if she doesn't want to fuck you. It can be something like telling her to go and get you something. She might whine and question it a little, it's called shit-testing and should be ignored, but she will end up doing it. Don't apologize for who you are, don't allow others to walk over you and don't be afraid to speak out.

Continuing in next post.
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>Take care of yourself
Not taking care of yourself is a sign of laziness which is a sign of mental weakness. A real man should dress well, no hoodies, no graphic t-shirts, no baggy jeans, no fedoras, no autist-shoes and NO ILL-FITTING CLOTHES. As a man you must also groom, get a good haircut, stand tall and look presentable. This is crucial to what women will think of you as women have an almost supernatural eye for details.

There are much more but this is the core. Needless to say, I doubt half of you faggots have even attempted any of this.
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I quit being a nice guy and said rude stuff like "why haven't we fucked yet" to a girl who rejected me and she was instantly more interested in my offer to fuck.

Just stop being pussies and be jerks. Women come around if you don't chase them.
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>>25415526
>You can't expect a real woman if you can't be a real man
I agree with everything you said. Any man should aspire to have the qualities you described. My only question is; What can I expect from a "real woman"? What do I get for putting in all this effort?

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I feel like there should be a "click"-moment in life. Like when you're learning something you don't really get, and it suddenly makes sense? Like that, but for life in general. I think successful people have had this moment. The moment where they know what they need to do, instead of wandering around aimlessly. Kind of like the third eye in meditation or whatever, but for general life instead of your soul.

I don't know what I'm talking about, can someone just say something inspiring or enlightening?
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Something inspiring? We are all going to die.
Now this may seem very depressive, its not. Think about it, everybody is just making plans for the future instead of REALLY doing what you like. Plans do not matter at all! Do you not smoke because you think its unhealthy? We are all going to die, sooner or later... Might as well enjoy life to the fullest. In my entire life I have met zero people who share this opinion...
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Honeslty I don't thibk there is that light bulb moment for successful people. I mean, obviously they are able to find something they are passionate about, which is probably the biggest hurdle, but I think after that you just can't be afraid to fail

If you can make educated gambles, I'm sure there will be bumps along the way, but that eventually those gambles will start to pay out
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>>25415538
I think there is definitely some truth in that

But even though we are all going to die I am still concerned about quality of life. There are a lot of things I don't do because I realize there is potential after the fact to have my level of comfort or joy greatly diminished

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Why is socializing so painful? ;_;
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Because it's bad and unhealthy
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Because no one likes you Anon.
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>>25415410
I wouldn't say it's painful but totally optional.

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>If Elliot was open to dating black girls he would still be alive today

Just a little food for thought
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Lmao, keep going you fakester
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>>25415401
Didn't he hate his parents for race mixing?
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>>25416029
he blamed race mixing for his googly face that scared women off that were his age

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>Now it says here that you haven't posted one of these threads in quite some time, care to explain?
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>I noticed you didn't fill out the 'hobbies and interests' section of your application, why don't you tell me a little more about yourself?
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>So, anon, what do you get up to in your free time?
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>"Congratulations, anon, you've got the job!"
>offers hand to shake

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30m thinking about meeting up with a 45m from Craigslist. Good idea or bad idea? Kinda want to play with his cock but I feel like I might regret it later...
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>>25415377
Hey, this looks like something sexual. My dick brought me here. My brain is taking me back again. Cya!
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op being a faggot: check
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>>25415460
It's true I do want to do pretty faggy things. Probably just give him a handjob maybe a blowie.

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I think that this whole "robot/normie" dichotomy is actually a spectrum, on one end you have total NEET robots that rarely if ever leave their house, and on the other you have chad thundercock whos entire life is based off of listening to nog music and spamming pound symbols which somehow gets him laid regularly.

I don't want to be either one, although I do feel a natural affinity with robots, and I think I am closer to the robot end of the spectrum than the normie end, I want some of the things the normies have.
They have a lot of bad things, like loads of debt due to shitty fields in college, drug addiction, emotional turmoil if someone posts something snarky about them on facebook, girls have mental break downs over gossip, guys constantly live in fear of rape accusations and being called a bigot or racist or something, and now the normies are even starting to lose their ties with each other in person and are starting to become more and more consumed by smart phones, and although its not apparent now all the normies are steadily marching towards a life of sadness once they hit their mid to late 20s when they either become service industry people "hi may I take your order" or ditch diggers and other blue collar work, or office desk jockeys that spend all day in a cubicle and have to kiss their bosses asses and get them coffee and deal with a thing called "office politics" which is like middle and high school cliques all over again.


But I do want the sex they are having, I do want a few super close friends that I know some of them have, and I want to do random activities outside of my house and just in general hang out.
So is there really an "in-between" of being a normie vs a robot, can you really have the best of both?
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>>25415227
Cats aren't allowed to post on the internet.
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sort of tried it
crashed and burned
that half of the time you're spending alone and not out with your friends makes them curious or distrustful, that half of the time you're out with friends, you're fake laughing at jokes and wishing you were at home, alone, doing anything else.

i think it's impossible, but then I really dislike people, more than I used to even.
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>he believes the memes
robot is just a lonely virgin male
it's to describe that guy you see on the train or bus, who could be just a normie for all you know, but in reality is dying inside from being unloved and alone his whole life
sure a lot of us are NEET, but why wouldn't we be when the world pretty much treats us like dirt

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>2016
>still fapping

Feel sorry for you cucks falling for the jewporn
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>>25415198

Porn is older than the jews.
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>fapping
>touching the genital jew
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>>25415198
>>25416168
This desu.

2016 is the year of anal masturbation.

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