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Kids born in 2000 will be legally fuckable this year in many places in america
>my 16 year old cousin has probably taken a dick already
>>25414448
Almost definitely
Just think about it, people not born in the 20th century can have sex now
Mega Millions is '$130m' and Powerball is '$334m'
How many lottery tickets did you buy? Don't you want to start the new year by winning enough money to make you financially liberated for life? You'll never have to work again, and can do whatever you want that money can buy, so long as you aren't retarded and waste it all in 5 years.
Don't you only get like 50% of that back after taxes?
Still, 65 million is enough to do literally anything you want with, but most lottery winners go bankrupt within years because they don't know how to invest or save to spend wisely.
And /r9k/ isn't exactly intelligent or by any means financially responsible.
>>25414379
Lottery tickets are just taxes for being stupid. There's no possibility of you winning the lottery.
>>25414379
If you take the lump sum, it'll be around 115 million, or 35% after taxes.
I might buy a ticket or two, I enjoy dreaming about what I'd do with the money if I won.
My father is tormenting me, he keeps asking me to go with him to the theatre to watch the Force Awakens since we both haven't watched it yet (Neither of us have friends).
Should I go? Isn't it considered extra cringey by normies?
>>25414338
>caring about what normalfags think
What are you underage?
>>25414338
>Thinking anybody in the outside world gives a shit about you and would ever notice you unless your shooting up the place
Stop being a fucking idiot.
>>25414338
idk OP, growing up I used to love going to the movies with my dad.
yo Normies, 24yo virgin here.
I gotta Question, what does it mean when a girl tells you "say something sweet"
Does it mean the hoe wan't compliments or what?
please help, will post n00dz from her if you help me out.
no. she wants you to do the exact opposite. dont ask me how i know these things
>>25414334
>Speaking to women
normiegtfo
just buy a hooker once you get that biological caveman urge and bullshit societal stigma off of you you can go on with your life the way YOU want to.
>get grill to take of her pants
>spread her legs
>shes a roastie and smells of death
life just loves to fuck me over
>I'm a fucking normie bragging on /r9k/
Fuck off OP
>>25414266
im still virgin
>>25414306
And you will continue to be if you keep setting your standards so high lmao
Why do mods censor threads about school shootings?
>>25414183
because /pol/ probably.
Who knows what the janitors are doing at this point.
Because they are afraid. Afraid of our potential.
>>25414183
Because they know the fbi lurks this board and they dont want potential school shooter who are stupid enough to post here to get arrested before they can fuck some shit up
Based mods supporting our love for happening threads
Nothing will stand in our way.I'll finish what you started
No you won't
You won't do shit and you know it
>>25414149
Fug you man. I believe in you OP. Make us proud.
What a faggot. He complains about not having a gf, yet made no attempt to get one other than sitting in public places and waited for them to flock to him.
So how many anon spent last night alone?
>>25414104
I stayed home (like every year) and played Witcher 3 until today 4 am. I regret nothing because I had fun.
>>25414640
you know, thats a true hero right here, maybe he didnt party, maybe he didnt pay his family a visit, but you know, he had fun never the less. What most might consider boring or wasting time/life, he thought the opposite, he had fun that night just like the people at the parties. Good for you anon, i hope you always stay happy like that, whether you want to improve your life or keep it that way, do what makes you happy.
>>25414104
mememeeeeeee :D
>experienced lovers
>interesting things have happened in their lives
>not as obsessed with trends or social media
>you may learn a thing or two
>better than nothing at all
I'm considering it, anyone got stories to share?
>>25414001
> used goods
> VERY used goods
>>25414001
I'm not into fucking animals, also good luck getting your dick meat inside that pussy
>>25414001
Basically this: >>25414015
Also FUCKING OLD AND UGLY!
Me and my friend are both cyborgs, slowly turning into robots.
He managed to get to a new year's eve party yesterday, but he texted me saying he was depressed as fuck and not belonging here. He got drunk and texted me about suicide, but said he was too much of a faggot to commit it. Last text got at 1AM.
He doesn't reply to my texts anymore. Tried to call him too. I'm afraid he got drunk and killed himself. He is the only friend I had these last 10 years...
What should I do? I don't have his parents' number, and no one else cares. Should I try to go to his house?
>>25413858
Go to his house if you're genuinely worried, his parents may feel the same way.
>>25413858
At least you lost him to death
I lost my robot friend
TO NORMALITY
death is a meme, he's a-ok brojobinabackalleyski
Which one are you?
being a:
- 24 year old
- 170cm
- 86kg
- thinning crown
ENDORMORPH
... really pisses me off.
What are you robots?
Between ectomorph and mesamorph
>>25413798
Xenomorph
fat ectomorph
>the VERY FIRST DAY of 2016
>3 cousins come over for a few days
>they all bring their gfs
>wheres your girl anon
>have to pretend to laugh haha...good question
>the only failure in my extended family
WHY MUST WE SUFFER FUCKING ELLIOT WAS RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST
U
S
T
>>25413775
Bump share your newyears feels dammit
>>25413775
>Only have 1 female cousin.
>She brings new bf every year on christmas hoolidays.
girlfriends are a meme, you'll be a-ok brojanissaryski
why are men better than women?
>>25413769
they do everything rights yoy kows sotrry drunk ow
>>25413769
Whos the brown qt?
And to answer your question: testosterone.
better at what?
probably confirmation bias
how to get a gf when you are hanz and the illuminati are after you?
man this id raxy dunck pleease help everything fells numb
>People unironically believe in the illuminati
>Hanz
What kind of name is that
I know why you're here, Anon. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for a gf. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when she found me, she told me I wasn't really looking for her. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Anon. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
>>25413592
W-What is the question?
>>25413753
Probably something to derive meaning from life.
A woman won't give you meaning though.
>>25413592
You're fucking stupid. You need friends to feel accepted dumb shit.
You have a serious mental issue if you need an SO for any kinda of validation.
