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I fucking hate normies with their fireworks. Fuck off already.
Wow, it's another year closer to your death - why the celebration.
2 mins left.
FUCK 2016 FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016FUCK 2016
>>25392296
Britbong get out
>December 31 1999 was 15 years ago.
pic related a party hat from the Y2K
Where the fuck did all this time go? I even remember windows 95 fuck
I remember being alone in the basement playing super smash bros while everyone else was upstairs.
Foreshadowing what was to come.
> The degenerate feel when you fap
>>25392098
then just have sex?
>>25393639
Golly gosh, get a lot of this normalfag.
>>25393805
cool stay cuck
Luckily, I came out smart. Somehow. But my parents are quite stupid in general.
Few examples
>Dad has had a cellphone for months and still doesn't know how to text
>Have to do LITERALLY EVERYTHING for him
>Tell my mom that smoking weed is less harmful than drinking (before you enrage your autism this isn't about weed/no weed it's her shitty argument against it)
>She tells me that if that was true then alcohol would be illegal and marijuana wouldn't
>She legitimately believes the government is always going for the best interest of the people
I can go on and on but these are just two recent examples. My mom has always known I was smarter than her, she would just never admit it because it gets in the way of her pride. My dad is smarter than my mom by a lot and he admitted I was smarter than him, though still insists he is intelligent.
I'm not trying to be a shitty edgy kid here just genuinely wondering, who else grew up like this? I'm talking about being 7 years old and setting up the computer and printer for the family, that kinda stuff. If I talk about "big" things (i.e government, politics, technology, etc) they never really follow my argument. It's just frustrating
Other example in my family is that my sister thinks natural = good and synthetic = bad.
Spending new years by myself coz I didn't get into the bar and everyone else is in there or at their gfs house
>please end me now
You're not alone. As in, tons of other people are spending New Years Eve alone by themselves as well. Just wanted to comfort you, anon-kun.
alone and druck asd fuck and i dont care cause im alone everyp other day keke. you guys r alrighdsd. drukng postin isa best poisitin
>>25392128
I know this much, but when you go out with 6 friends and you're sitting on the edge of a pier by yourself it's hard to be optimistic at all especially if the last year was the worst in your life
> anon, you wanna practice for girls with me?
Fuck it. You look like one anyway.
I wanna stick it in your butt :)))
It's now officially been 4 years with you guys. I hate most of you, I like some of you but in the end you've been part of a strange period my life. And I will always remember you for this.
Another year on this website awaits.
ducde fuck the normies and theur normal habvbitas. bne your own person anmd live life thwe way you wana live. fuckin\ 2016 yeah make progress drunk as fuckd
>>25391879
We love you too anon.
/stratfeel/
>mom brings me cake out of nowhere
>I start to feel unusually cheery
I'm 90% sure she put something in this. Fug.
it's a rape drug, turn the tables on her and fugg her
>>25392948
Its to late
Papa has arrived
When the illness had passed on the following afternoon, I thought about how it caused me to waste my New Year's holiday in my room, but then I mused that I would have done the same thing anyway, whether I was sick or not, because I had no friends to celebrate New Year's with.
>>25391750
Oh Elliot. What kind of machine where you that we could have put you to use?
Why couldn't you see that other people had subjectivity? Or was it this that you hated in others?
>>25391792
I spent New Year's Eve alone and miserable, just like the previous year. And the Goodyear before that, for that matter. It was the last day my WoW account was active, and I logged onto WoW just for that occasion. I angrily had arguments with random people online who I saw bragging about their girlfriends. I spewed out all of my hatred towards them, but they were only amused. It was a very aggravating experience, and it made me glad that I cancelled my WoW account. There was nowhere I could hide anymore. Time was ticking, and a New Year was just beginning
>>25393128
>time was ticking and a new year was just beginning
Like right now. I hope there'll be a lot of Rodgers this year.
2-2015? Please don't die! I don't know what I will do without you. Help me guys, I don't want it to die!
>>25391711
It was a 6/10 year if one is optimistic desu
>tfw not living in 262
>tfw not part of Palmyera's Odaenathus reconquest in the name of Rome
It's over john. Let it go.
>>25391778
Palmyra's**
Sorry Zenobia
Please don't cuck me
is time going too fast robots?
Nah, the speeding up of time is the only thing that comforts me these days, it will all be over soon.
>>25391701
Time can't go fast enough, with a future of sexbots and VR to look forward to.
Shits so cash fa m
Get some New Balance 574s and we're in business.
>>25391685
Sorry i dont fuck with post ironic dad shoes period
>tfw as a female the man you're in love with is completely irrelevant and you are meant to just deal with whoever picks you
>tfw the man you're with and the man you're in love with are two very different things
is this correct? is it proper to stay with a man because he's good to you, whether or not you love him?
You are fucking stupid get out normie
this is generally expected out of women yes, the man falls in love and keeps the woman around with favors and gifts
>>25391721
i'm surprised the cheating rate of women is only slightly higher than men then
Will 2016 be the year when we try real hard drugs? So we know how it feels to feel good? Thoughts? ?
>yfw Wojak is not actually shaking
>>25391639
yes he is. you're dumb
>>25391583
2013 was that year for me, any depressed bots should try acid and see how it feels
>hey anon what are you doing tonight
>oh well i am going....
>blah blah
>chad blah blah
>its gonna be so fun blah blah
>>25391419
>I let 4 Chads cum on my face at NYE party
>but you're the one I want to be with anon
>you're special
>those Chads didn't mean a thing to me
>>25392734
sounds pretty hot desu.
i'd make her tell me how they used her while she's giving me a handjob
