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Do you efficiently level in pic related? If so how do YOU do it?
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Only use skills that will give +5 to level up. Also the main skills should be picked with care so that you don't waste level ups. Im always conflicted about the start because I realize endurance should always be maxed out, but Im a pleb who wants to spam spells from the start because its op.
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>>25425022

Sounds like you're playing for the first-time, no?

My first ever character was a default class (Knight) that proved absolutely awful for leveling.

>speechcraft
>blade AND blunt
>fucking hand-to-hand
>all as major skills

JUST

Once I figured out from experience just how fucked I was on the min-maxing front, I was at least six hours and as many levels in, but I was having so much fun I didn't give a shit.

tl;dr. just enjoy the game on your first playthrough, and let the gameworld's potato-faces and fucky mecahnics intoxicate you with their charm

PROTIPS: illusion and alchemy are more based than you'd think for any character archetype
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>>25425449
nigger, just use the console if your that worried about getting the +5 endurance at each level

or download a leveling mod to fix the bethesda retardation

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I'm quitting this shit hole for good. I decided to leave 4chan for a little while so you fags didn't spoil Star Wars for me. Then last week I was back with my parents so I didn't want to risk having anyone seeing me browsing.

I got home today and you know what?

The past 2 weeks I've been happier than I was in the past 2 years. I still miss shitposting and some of the fun threads but I don't miss how empty this place made me feel. Everyone was right, this is a fucking echo chamber of groupthink and misery. I'll be better off never coming back.

And so I won't. Pic isn't even related, I deleted my 4chan folder just now. 2 gigs of dumb shit. 2 fucking gigs of pictures/videos/porn. Fucking christ what did I do with my life?

I recommend everyone else leave as well. Or at least try not posting/reading for a couple weeks. You'll feel better.
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>>25424735
why didnt Phasma die for the first order?
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>>25424735
Reddit is just a click away normie, consider fucking off right now.
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im in a theater bout to watch star wars again for the third time

feels good man

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Why do racist exist? Their opinions are biased,they provide biased statistics to back up their irrational claims. They also have irrational reasons for hatred. The funniest thing I heard is "if my ancestors could do it , why couldn't yours?" Hmm let me ask my ancestors, let me ask Martin Luther King Jr maybe oh yeah that's right he was killed in an unjust way with the majority of people against him. The majority is very easy to control ask it takes is some biased statistics directed towards a specific race and they will be discriminated against. Nazi Germany, Pre-Civil rights Americans, Indians, and now the Middle Eastern or of Arab descent. Somehow the majority is able to easily be controlled to think the way they are desired to. It's very interesting,there are many other factors that influence this but sadly divide and conquer still works.
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if I pull that bait off you will you die
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>>25424663

I'm guessing you don't know why resist exist...
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Wow I've never looked at it this way that's true like the old movie that portrayed the kkk as vigilante. Also American history X. Watching that will certainly invoke emotions to whoever watches, your emotions are irrational and people can use your emotions to control you

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Who here has the worst life? Greentext it and the glory can be yours.

GO.
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It'll make no difference in a hundred years or so
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>>25424399
Also, check 'em. The dubs, that is.
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No takers? Really?

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Can anyone tell me what the symbol on the red figure means? I found these under one of my floor boards on the third floor of my house. Anyone by chance know where these toys are from and what they are?
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Oh they're go-gos!
I used to collect the man.
I don't know about the symbol, I'm not even sure it means anything.
They're meant to be ninjas.
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>>25425059
Holy shit, I remember having a few of those.
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>>25425059
Thanks man I'll look up go-go's

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>tfw dad's raping my sister again in the other room
>tfw I can hear her every whimper
>tfw she always cries after he's done
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Do something you cuck
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>>25423558
take a picture or record the sound then report the faggot. Though this is probably b8 you should do something.
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>>25423558
grab your dad's 9mm and put her out of her misery

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>FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULDNT HELP ME WITH MY MIND
>PEOPLE THINK I'M INSANE CAUSE I AM FROWNING ALL THA TIME
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>>25423482
CAN YOU HELP ME

OCCUPY MY BRAIN
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>>25423482

>ALL DAY LONG I THINK OF THINGS BUT NOTHING SEEMS TO SATISFY
>THINK I'LL LOSE MY MIND IF I DONT FIND SOMETHING TO PACIFY
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>>25423482
ENTER R9K OZZY START PLAYING

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Literally all that's holding me back from being a normie is being a fattie. If I lost 30 pounds I'm golden. I've been fat all of my life. Post your robotic flaws and let's try to give each other advice.
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I'm unable to give a shit.

I'm 90% sure that this one time, a woman was kidnapped 10 ft. away from me and I didn't really care.
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I really don't care for women
Not misogynist or anything just really have no love to give in that regard after my oneitis got a bf
And without the drive to get my dick wet why function in society
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>>25423388
About yourself or others? If it's just not about others you'll be fine. Normies don't care about anyone but themselves.
>>25423549
Chads don't care about women either but women flock to them regardless.

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>mhm...anon, I'm so full *giggles* I might have to undo my jeans~
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she would be handsome if she wasnt so fat tbqhwy
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>>25423108
>that
>fat

In what world?
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ehmmm

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What is your edgiest fantasy robots?

Mine is to hire a high class escort, one of the pretty ones who is "empowered" in her job and would be the type to go on a "slutwalk" or something.

Once she is in the room, I would make her sit on a stool, completely nude and begin interrogating her.

At no point during our session would I touch or show any lust towards her, simply ask her questions about herself, what her friends and family think of her and her future prospects - starting off quite mild and escalating in intensity until she is visibly upset or crying or ends the session all together.
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>>25422155
Inviting a slut for a drink then tying her up and torturing her by cutting out little chunks of flesh. Then I would ask her how many guys she fucked and break one of her fingers. Then I'd tell her if she lies I'll break 2 more, wait for a response and break one. I would ask why and how she fucked them while breaking the rest of her fingers.

I have a psychic hatred of sluts.
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I have a pee desperation fetish.
>taking long drive
>gf super desperate to pee
>get to where we're going
>she gives me a bj while begging to pee
>tell her not until I cum
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Beating up cops if they ever give me any lip. As long as I can grab them before they can get their gun, I'm good.

/pol/ in a nutshell.

What do you think the age range of a typical person on /pol/ is?
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Same as anywhere else, but lower IQ. Also a lot of them are probably ugly with shit lives and probably just projecting.
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>srs
Thank god that shithole is irrelevant now
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>>25421443
>ugly
>shit lives
>projecting
Sounds like you're describing the board that you are currently browsing

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What kind of girl do robots attract?
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>>25421000
The freaky kind & the ugly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
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>>25421000
if I'm anything to go by, manic pixie hipster girls with daddy issues and drug problems, as well as extreme left political views


basically female robots

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I PROMISE THERE'S A GOOD REASON.
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I was looking into buying life insurance that way my wife is taken care of in case anything should happen to me. I was looking into the details and life insurance still pays even if you kill yourself as long as the suicide is at least 2 years after you bought the insurance.
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What is it m8?
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Fuck off cunt, unless I can prove myself in battle there is no good reason.

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r9k ruined my life.

This place is so toxic, so vile. Before, I was normal. I had friends. My family wasn't disappointed in me. I had things to do, interests to pursue, hobbies to engage in. Now, my life is a living hell.

I was in a bad spot, and this place took advantage of my weakness and injected its abhorrent ideas into me. It leeched my passion and motivation away, leaving me a fucking husk of a human being, only capable of two emotions: bitterness and sadness.

I strongly urge anyone else who reads this to consider leaving this place forever. If you don't, you will most likely grow old, look back on your youth, and feel the most intense regret you've ever felt, that you threw your years away, and that you will die and never experience what life had to offer you as a young person. You don't get a second chance, either. You will fuck up your life staying here, and you will never, ever have a chance to fix it. You will die, people will forget about you, and your life will have been for absolutely nothing.

I have to leave, but I lack self-discipline. So I have to get banned.

r9k's rules are:

1. Global Rule #3 is in effect -- /b/ material belongs on /b/.
2. Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
3. Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.

Violation of rule 1: niggers are subhuman apes and women are parasitic cattle, lol u tk him 2da bar lol u tk him 2da bar lol u r n f@g n1gur h@h@, CHECK THESE QUINTS GET.

Violation of rule 2: can someone give me advice on what haircut I should get? If so, can you rate me after? Who wants to meet up in Philly? If you donate to my PayPal, I'll whore myself out on cam for you on here.

Violation of rule 3: if I'm not banned, I will post this thread every hour on the hour, and purposefully evade the robot to break this rule.

Please release me from this hell. Ban me from r9k only please, I like other boards.
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>>25420048
blame others, that's how you solve your problems

>/r9k/ took advantage of my weakness
/r9k/ didn't target you, it just existed, doing its thing. you came here, stayed here, and forgot that 90% of this shit is a troll.
>i have to get banned
i'm sure it's /r9k/s fault when you don't get banned.
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I want out too. Mods pls ban me from this board. No wait, actually permaban me from 4chinchin pls.
1. lol le poopy le reddit poops XD *farts* lelelelel
2. what fleshlight model should I get myself?
3. I will bump OP's repeated threads

BLOBLBOLBOLOBLBOBOBBLOLBBLOBL
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>>25420165
I was part of the problem but if I hadn't come across this place then I wouldn't have spiraled as far down as I did.

And I will get banned, trust me. That or this board will drown in my threads and bumps.

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What kind of guy do fembots like?
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>>25417144
repost
saged
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>>25417144
Chad. No hope for you.
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over 5'6

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