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Daily reminder that this chick retired at the age of 24 with $10million.
>>25430818
I'm more mad at the fuckers who gave this whore free money.
Yes but she also has giant sacks of fat on her chest that she has to carry with her all her life
And she bleeds once a month too
i bet a lot of camwhore tippers post on r9k
I just finished fucking this chick I've been seeing off and on for awhile now. She kept begging me to fuck her without a condom so I finally just did it and then came all over her tits, shit was cash. Anyway jokes on her because I have herpes, what are the chances of her catching it now? we've fucked plenty of times and its not like the herps are directly on my dick or anything. Should I just cut off all contact with her now? She's definitely a slut so it wont be hard to just vanish away and hopefully she'll forget about it.
>this is all assuming I didn't catch HIV just now
Fuck off normalfag
>>>/b/
fuck off motherfucker, nobody cares your normie life, go tell your fucking friends about it
>>25430787
>>25430795
so much hatred anons, why?
Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sex with
>mfw only one sex partner
Only one man's DNA, only one man's thinking.
makes me think: what happens when you eat your own cum?
>>25431172
you learn to B yourself.
Recently I've been keeping a casual eye on who actually wears pic related, and I think some of you need to accept that autism shoes isn't a meme.
If you're under 40 and you wear this style of shoe, you are presenting pure autism to the public.
>>25430676
love me some stabiliy
>>25430765
... Okay, sure...
Who /combat boots/ here?
I think I'm gonna start smoking
what should be my first pack?
Marlboro reds? althought they're pretty strong and expensive
pls no health lecture I'm killing myself in the next 10 years anyway
Why do you want to smoke
American light blu is papi
>>25430352
>being srsly this dumb
Remember when anything seemed possible?
Not really.
When was this?
>>25430175
back when I was considered a computer wizard because I knew how to install a printer driver.
>>25430175
Yes. It was around the same time when computers like the one in your pic seemed cool.
>tfw I do not have the ability to speak loud enough to be heard
Does anyone else have this problem? I think my speech atrophied some time during my pathetic life in high school. I first found out I lost the ability to scream - I literally cannot scream - like a month ago and its kinda scary that my voice is so disgusting sounding now... I think if i dont find someone to talk to irl I probably wont be able to talk anymore I should go somewhere
>>25430133
I'm okay most days but sometimes i just can't help mumbling.
You could look up voice exercices if you wan't to do something about it.
>>25430247
I don't know why i put that apostrophe there
I fucked up
I go from slurred speech to mumbling to being audible - however then I just stumble over my words.
>mfw molsted as a child
>Can make rape jokes/molestation jokes without batting an eye
>Can even go as far to say jokingly that I'll rape molest someone
>How fucked am I?
People say I'm projecting others say I've just gotten over it.
>>25430105
You stole my .gif so you're obviously fucked in the head beyond repair
>>25430105
at least you have a sense of humor, does that mean you enjoyed this molestation?
>>25430154
maybe he just doesn't see it as something important anymore
seriously robots, when im not thinking about how shitty life i have, i somehow manage to enjoy simply things like watching movies or reading book, but if any thought sparks in my head then im going to waste whole day on crying how worthless and failed creature i am
>>25430055
Start drinking or doing hard drugs like Herion. Will sort you out.
Stop being a worthless and failed creature? Learn a skill.
>>25430096
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
>>25430091
i tried it man... and it only made things worse
MGTOWs see women as garbage
Feminists see men as garbage
But what do you call people who see men and women as garbage?
Misanthrope kill me
>>25430020
misanthropes bordering on sociopathy, but not the suave patrick bateman type
twelve
>Class starts again on the 4th
I'm not ready for this semester
>>25430006
Me neither. I started just fine, but I feel the depression kicking in again...
I think I am going to inject testosterone or take Dexamphetamine, fuck. I am not going back to n33t again.
where is school senpai
>>25430006
fuck why did you have to remind me
>open up and join a mumble when someone asks me to hang out for the first time in months
>they bully me subtly for an hour or more and i eventually just say bye and leave
i wish i had real friends, i'm not an annoying person, i don't act like an asshole, i dont understand why i am left out
why don't i have any friends?
i dont know what i expected from making this thread
You probably are annoying and just don't realize it
I used to be like you, confused as to why I couldn't make friends. Then I realized that I am truly annoying.
>>25430070
i think about everything i say, im not annoying
i think the actual problem is that i dont put myself out there
What's the most sad or pathetic thing you've ever done to get over loneliness?
I just made a post on craigslist looking for literally anyone just because I want to feel another persons skin, I'd even be someone's pet at this point
I've had conversations with those Skype spam bots and I've made alternate emails to talk to myself with
Tried to make a tulpa/ imaginary friend but then stopped because I didn't want to go crazy.
Deluded myself into thinking things people public posted for other people were actually secretly directed at me. Even if they didn't know me.
I have a Skype profile where I trade fake nudes for hearing people's life stories or problems.
Here's some simple advice.
Girls want what they can't have.
BIG
BLACK
COCK
THROBBING INSIDE THEIR VAGINAL CANAL
PUMPING SEMEN INTO THEIR WOMB
Thank you for the amazing advice! My life is changed!
OK they can't have me...
now where are my orbiters?
So this guy I really like, and soon to be my bf, writes the shittiest self indulgent pretentious "poetry". I dint wanna offend him. What can I say when he shows me it?
Tell him you think it's shit. Also post poetry
Fuck off immediately
OUT
U
T
>>25429645
If you can't be honest with someone how can you ever expect to be close? If you just want sex from someone you "really like", then maybe >>25429596
