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That's enough, bots. I'm going to install Snapchat and join the world of normies.
don't forget instagram, povio, whatsapp, twitter ...
I have no contacts besides my brother. Its too bad, I like the app.
>>25432034
hey can I snap you? I'm too scared to give you my name here but give me yours
>Be me, 14 or 15 years old beta. probably 7 or 8 years ago
>Very shy and introvert
>So socially akward, I only answer with yes and no
>There was this one girl who kept talking to me
>very kind and always went out of her way to be with me
>I didn't like her at first but developed a crush because she wrote "love you" on my pencil case
>One day in math class our teacher tells us about double negative
>After a week or so I sit next to her
>She talks and at some point she says "Anon, you are always so shy.
>Don't you like me?"
>I remember double negative and say
>"No"
>She looks very sad and ask again
>Anon, you dont like me?
>"No"
She looked so disapointed I didn't know someone you could look so sad
I was too beta to say anything else. Why didn't she understand that double negative means positive?
7 years later I saw her again. we are going to the same university
I had no problems talking to her again and we talked alot
What should I do? Is there a chance that she still likes me?
If this story is real, I'm going to find you and fucking strangle you.
>>25431984
It is real. I don't know why I was like that back then. I felt so guilty but I never told her how I meant it.
sorry to hear that anon, its ok prob wouldn't have worked anyways because of autism.
>Parasite: an organism that lives in or on another organism (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the host's expense.
>Humans are by definition parasites because they continually exhaust natural resources in order to fuel their never ending "economic growth"
The NEET leeches off their parents in order to sustain their parasitic consumption of entertainment. While the wagec uck toils at work for a parasitic corporation in order to earn a salary that will help sustain his/her parasitic consumption habits.
Therefore according to this definition, there is no clear distinction between the NEET and wagec uck other than superficial disputes in alleged "superiority". Both are inherently parasitic in their activities despite both trying to justify their parasitic existence.
Your bloody right m8
>wagie apologists trying to shittalk the glorious way of NEETdom
Hahahaha, silly silly cuckie!
>>25431909
But what if you work for a company that offers good salary, and the boss doesn't take most of the profits. He of course is on a better wage than me, but the profits are distributed evenly between all employees in the form of a bonus.
Therefore, my non JEW boss is not using me to buya boat.
Also I get subway normally once a week
Who here rather be free than have a gf ?
Sex and relationship harden veterans only
At least 10 campaigns and pussies fucked count boi pucci oif you must too
>>25431903
I do not care about women. I do not care if I die alone. I do not care. Man doesn't need a woman. Men can take care of themselves financially and physically. If suddenly human civilization dissappear man would be able to take care of himself and the female gender wouldn't cope because their survival depends on us. Because God created them like that. He created the female gender for us to accompany us. In the beginning there was no woman. He created a species dependent on men in every way, validation, finances, survival, etc.
>>25431930
>God creates them like that
>>25431930
Congrats, you won the "most autistic post of the day" award
Can only normies enjoy travelling?
I'm a NEET and before I kill myself I want to go to Japan, perhaps attend some anime/otaku related events and see the sakura bloom. However I would probably still have anxiety attacks there and combined with not having the comfort of your own room and having to share a room with normies in a hostel I can imagine it could turn sour for a robot.
Is it enjoyable as a loser with anxiety? Have you gone travelling by yourself?
I am quite depressed so I think i'm just going to spend my remaining neetbux on going to japan then killing myself afterwards.
I'm a social retard with no friends. I went travelling through South Europe by myself and because of that I went from a kissless virgin to losing my virginity and having a girlfriend.
Travelling by yourself and staying in hostels will force you to interact with people, even if you suck at it. I would recommend you to do it and stay in hostels.
>>25431898
you are a weeb.
I hope you get to go to Japan one day but end up totally disappointed by it and treated like shit.
I've only travelled with family but i enjoyed it a lot.
If i could afford travelling alone i'd probably like it but i won't find out any time soon.
>finally get gf
>tfw gf
>never see her fully without makeup
>11 months in
>see her without any sort of makeup
>realize im probably dating 2 or 3 points below myself
>genuinely disgusted that i've fallen in love with this girl and it's some what based on lies
am i being shallow and childish?
Why do women find it socially acceptable to lie to everyone about them and scale themselves up 3 or 4 points?
>>25431816
You had to do your first date in a swimming pool, senpai.
>>25431816
It's actually not completely bad to date a couple points below yourself as a man because it lessens the chance of cheating
>genuinely disgusted that i've fallen in love with this girl and it's some what based on lies
That implies you fell in love with her looks, not her. What do you mean lies? It's pretty easy to spot make up, it's not fucking IRL photoshop you spaz, and if it was that big of a deal you could have just asked her. I diagnose you with severe autism. I don't think it can be treated, suicide is likely for you in the future.
What will be the best meme of 2016?
How am I supposed to know?
>>25431808
Practice gf's
paper thin walls
Quick question guys, I've noticed that one of my friends is a massive bullshitter and lies about practically everything and has been like this for years. However the other night he kept claiming he was with me and others on nights out he was never at and kept making up stories about how he was with us when he was never actually there. So the question I have is this: does he have something mentally wrong with him?
He's insecure, I do it too, lie through my teeth because the true me is unlikable.
>>25431834
Makes sense, I have called him out on a couple of these stories and he goes bright red and keeps rubbing his mouth and adding extra bullshit to his stories. I could tell some of them if you guys want?
>>25432018
Nobody cares enough to.listen to.your shit.
Itt: we tell people to go back to /pol/
>>25431766
R9k is for everyone, stay a while and listen.
>>25431766
Back to reddit with you, OP
Fuck off kike, slide thread.
What sentence that someone told you once got stuck with you? For whatever reason, whether good or bad. Post it.
>bro, do you walk on your knees?
Said by a former bully of mine when he saw my pants with those washed out parts where the knees are. I don't know why, but that moment got impregnated into my memory.
>>25431750
i got called a stupid bitch fucker a long time ago.
would that count?
Why are you serious, anon?
>you think youre so cool but you arent, nobody thinks you are
This was in FIRST GRADE, I don't know what the fuck this girl was thinking. Doesn't make any sense considering I talked to nobody.
How do I start with creating my personal cult?
/r9k/ seems like a nice place to start.
first be an extremely charismatic psychopath with a natural charm
better luck next time
>>25431736
charlie manson literally did nothing wrong
those cunts had it out for him
Typical /r9k/ autist thread.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>25431695
that guy is pretty based
>>25431801
Is he still based?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2krW8uaB_wo
If you say yes then you need to gtfo my board and join /lgbt/
>>25431695
acne-kun is based af.
who/board of regular porn/
introduce me to a new fetish. I'm bored of regular porn, what's some cool shit i can watch? something bizzar or a little taboo is very hot.
i like close ups and girls doing weird, novel, or bizzar stuff, role play, incest, lesbian femdom, anything pussy related.
I like grool if that counts as weird. pornstars never seem to be that wet which is weird for me.
>>25431690
I usually download all torrents with a Clips4Sale tag. Then find shit I enjoy. such as Princes Leia or Bellinger.
Then there is SexandSubmission as I need rough sex to get hard these days.
Also CzechPickups is good.
>>25431690
i want to yank that stupid septum piercing out
Why do girls from 4chan always end up with a tripfag?
Every single 4chan centered chat have a couple of girls, who always orbit the tripfags of their board.
Why do girls do this, do they think that tripfags are some kind of leaders, the alphas of others?
Maybe i should make a tripcode and i could finally get a fembot gf
They can establish a rapport with them. It's harder to do with anons.
>>25433770
fuck u faggy ass tripfagg
>>25433770
Does the name fishysticks mean anything to you?
What does it feel like to be a fembot?
>>25431644
Feels like whoring for attention
Amazing. I wake up and talk to my dozen or so orbiters and receive all the praise I need to boost my confidence, maybe one of them will even pay for my breakfast. After my daily confidence boost I go to Chad's house, he fucks my brains out for 8 hours straight, he has plenty of time because he is a NEET and part of the masterrace. After that I head home to make some frozen pizza for my wagecuck bf, and if I'm in the mood, I MIGHT let him kiss me.
>>25431717
Woah. You sure are angry at existence itself, manchild.
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