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Reminder that everyone on this board should be purged and will never know happiness.
>>25436934
Don't worry, I will hang up myself pretty soon.
>>25436934
Traps > bleeders
Kill yourself, roastie whore.
>>25436934
women are a disease
whats the best way to punk my racist stepdad???
>>25436908
let me fuck you
t. black man
cry in front of him
>>25436928
Are you poz?
Hey ladies.. from my experience these are the sings to run away from when dating! You go girl, stay shredded!
>other than bllue eyes
>watches anime
>Plays any type of video game for any period of time
>Is above 12 percent BF and calls it bulking
>is doing or has done steroids
>weak jaw
>bad teeth
>acne
>Doesnt make at least 100k a year
>dick is under 7 inches
>dick has been mutilated and had skin ripped off at birth with consent of mother
>ANY RACE OTHER THAN WHITE!!!
Happy dating in 2016 girls =)
Guaranteed reply number 1
>>25436882
I am guessing you have every red flag?
>>25436882
Obligatory agreement 1
What are some foolproof conversation starters that aren't too weird or cliche?
Preferably for a date.
I mean I have to keep the conversation going from her house, the entire drive to the restaurant, while we're eating and then the drive home.
I don't know if I can pull it off.
>>25436755
fugg thought this was /adv/
>>25436755
brag about your first shiny pokemon the whole time
>>25436763
/adv/ gives awful advice. Probably because its a female majority board
>haven't been paying attention to the date in months
>just realized it's 2016
happy new year guys...
>>25436715
H4pPy N3W y34r
>>25436715
is it thursday or friday already?
>>25436905
Saturday my nig nog
>pepe
In this thread post pics that imply pepe
>>25436711
on the right.
originale
You may want to look at some archives from a couple years ago or go to tumblr for that.
I preferred it when black twitter had pepe, now it has spread everywhere, even on tumblr
>Don't do any extra curricular activities
>Not currently in sports or art or other shit like that
>don't actually do anything in my spare time other than drink, shitpost watch T, vidya etc
Fuck it rk9, I'm going to learn the keyboard. I'm fucking doing it, don't even try and stop me
Any tips or help for a keyboard newb more than welcome
Since you're a robot, you'll probably give up after a week.
>>25436639
Bro, look up the game Synthesia, find a MIDI-to-USB hookup. It's like DDR on keyboard!
>>25436639
When you choose your keyboard, don't worry too much about sound - you're going to be using vsts exclusively soon enough. The important part is that it should have 88 weighted keys, and it should be MIDI compatible.
Even for piano there are some nice vsts around - this is a little impro using Piano in Blue, for example:
https://clyp.it/e2n3doro
Have a reminder fAm
>>25436493
Holy fuck, this has to be a trolll
Please tell me this isn't real
>>25436614
>he doesn't believe a 100% women are capable of this
>>25436665
if you believe or not, so are men
OP image guy isn't doing anymore pics edition
>>25437192
Yes he is, he asked for suggestions in the last thread.
You're just butthurt that he changed the background to Asda. Why are you so afraid of progress?
My gf desu
>>25437192
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
PAKIS OUT
How do I convince a suicidal friend that life is worth living?
If it's that hard to think of a reason then maybe it's not.
>>25436489
It's not really worth it
maybe you should kill yourself since you came to /r9k/ for advice on fucking suicide, nigga call a hotline or something.
>>25436505
But I don't want them to die.
If could erase one site, from the internet, what would it be?
>>25436457
I would have to say4chan
>>25436457
There's a lot of good shit on deviantart desu
/r9k/, without a question. A failed experiment and a terrible user base. At least devArt has done professional artists on it. You fucks aren't even useful to yourselves.
>tfw you can't endorse anything without some level of irony
>tfw timesink
>tfw slightly more subconscious racism
>tfw trap raised by 4chan
>>25436440
>that face when vaginas are disgusting and i only like penises now
>tfw when have no personal identity or interests and resent people who do
>tfw spend full days off getting drunk and jerking off on 4chan
>tfw literally have a blister under the head of my penis from too much friction
FUCK
>>25436440
New egg vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTqeeaGFOek
A great way to start the year: Leave toxic, negative spaces.
Roll dubs or higher and leave /r9k/ for the rest of January
>>25437018
Rolllliiiiiiin
Screw your original post
>>25437018
I would like to trade in my 4chan account for one gf plz
no
origina
>tfw girls tell me I look "not bad" or "average"
>>25436433
It's probably the truth niqqa
>go to /soc/
>people that are more attractive than me get rated 5/10
>>25436563
>go to /soc/
You don't deserve happiness
>tfw starting university at 23
Should I even try to have a normal social life or would it just be weird?
plenty of people go into uni way past their 30s
don't be insecure or try to be weirdly self-deprecating about it and you'll be fine my man
good luck space robot
23 isnt bad dude. you wont be alone. had a 28 year old in my class once, he was a total chad
>>25436378
Yeah you can try and I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. A lot of people your age are older and going after a degree now
