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>>25440073
Hans
Daniel
Henry
Lucius
TYRESE
JAMAL
DESHAWN
DARNELL
LA'QUISHA
PRECIOUS
DA'SHANTAY
Trayvon
Laqueesha
DaQuan
Chad
Stacy
>make tinder 2 weeks ago
>swpiped almost everyone, just want a bang dont even care if its below 5/10 anymore
>overtime got 5 matches
>2 bts
>1 fat as fuck
>1 doesnt repsond
>1 repsonds but is bitchy
>decide to try female, make acocunt of 7/10 girl
>10 matches in 1 minutes, people already messageing and superlikes me
How the fuck can female even pretend to know about lonley? This shit is a joke.
>>25440033
bamp, still getting instant matyches. Seriously what is the point if you're not an 8/10 chad or over? anyone ever had sucess with tinder?
>>25440033
Pussy power
>>25440263
It's possible. I've had it for a while but it's not something that you can actively sit on while waiting for someone to match. Just do your swipes and go about your day. If you get nothing for a day or two experiment with your profile and see what works. Location is everything though, if you travel and stand out from the locals you'll end up with matches as if you were a female
Who /too old/ here?
>>25440027
22 reporting in
>old as fuck
>>25440027
28 here.
I wish to die now please.
29
might as well be dead
Get those dark secrets off of your chest, /r9k/
I'm the second cumming of jebus Christ
my cousin and i touched eachothers dick and tried to fuck eachother in the ass when we were like 10-12
god fucking dammit
I fucking hate the keep calm poster edits becoming a generic meme usually used with zero relevance to the harrowing origin
Ok robots, post the picture of the girl that broke your heart
>>25439897
>having a gf
>ever
>heartbreak being your worst experience in life
fuck off
implying i ever had the nerve to put myself in a position to get hurt
>>25439897
i would but it would hurt as hell if i'll have to go on her normiebook pagewe broke up 5 years ago
Does /r9k/ honestly believe that fembots exist?
There is no such thing as 'fembots'. Women can't be robots
Womanposters are cyborgs. It's a good thing they can't be incel robots.
roo roo ree ree,
poo poo pee pee
Anyone without autism knows its just dudes trolling other autistic dudes. This is the number 1 rule of all 4chan boards, not just r9k. There's just slightly more autism going on over here. At least at the cesspool that is /b/ they report/sage threads into oblivion if they don't post pics/tits
how do i woo a fembot?
1. be attractivecan confirm
be dominant chad with big dick
>>25439901
if only it were that simple. You have to remember that each "fembot" has plenty of attractive guys vying for her attention.
Is it harmful to intentionally not have any friends, even online friends? I used to talk to some people every day or week or so but now I just don't even log into skype. I used to hang out with some guys but now I hang out with no one and talk to no one. Is that harmful or comfy? I'm happy but sometimes I feel like in a few years I'll regret this.
Honestly I can't into online friends even if I want to. /int/ used to be great for that because generals were comfy and we kinda knew each other but now they just call me a chicano.
Been doing it for the past 6 years.
Just work on your own hobbies and interests and you should be fine.
>>25439736
NOOOOOOOOOOO TE LA PUEDO CREEER AKSJASJKASJKASJKJKASASJK
>Don't you open up that roast beef
>Don't you let out another queef
>>25439597
bruh
bloxbloxbloxbloxblox
>>25439597
Is that what you told my girlfriend?
>>25439597
Is this sung to the tune of Antidote?
My friend is telling me that hand-holding in public is considered an attack on single people. Thoughts?
Hold his hand then
It really isn't though. When you do that, you aren't thinking about anyone other than who you are with, it's just a comfy thing.
For him to take it that way, to assume people just do it to upset others is astounding. Holding hands is one of the most innocent things ever, even kids do it.
>>25439570
Your friend is a moron.
That is like saying that wearing short pants is an attack to people who like to wear long pants.
Quit being a little bitch.
>>25439447
what else do I be
You can't tell me what to do punk.
I can only be me, and that's just what I am. Sorry
How was your new years, robots?
>>25439423
Just another day, as all other days, did some work, had some food, watched some animu, practiced a little piano. How about yours?
played rocket league
Entered the new year drunk, crying and screaming alone and I expect to exit it that way
Femanons,
If your name is posted ITT you immediately become the girlfriend of the anon who posted you.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>25440795
Emily/Emma/Emplsplsplsplspls
Thank you, yes, I am here to collect my new gf: Sara.
sophie I promise I'm qt
>Tfw that cute boy you've been crushing on for like a whole year starts dating some basic stacy bitch
This is honestly the worst feeling in the world ugh why are boys so stupid
Should have asked him out first, faggot.
>ugh
>why are boys so stupid
maybe YOU'RE the stupid one
>>25439648
what's your bmi? (body mass index)
Who #evil here?
Who else here has horrible morals and feels like they are the scummiest person in the universe? Let's talk about it.
How twisted are your morals? What sort of wicked things do you do? Do you ever feel guilty about being the way you are? Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?
Probably evil but it's hard to tell sometimes. I don't mean in the edgy "I like to win at everyone else's expense" way either.
>>25439518
Well, go on. What makes you think you're evil?
>>25439470
I'm not evil but I am a sadist who loves to punish people who are rude or arrogant. Last week I stole one of my classmate's book bag and threw it in the bin with all her notes and everything. I almost got hard when I saw how distressed she was afterwards.
I believe it was totally justified though because I did it because she's a bit stuck up and was being a bitch to this borderline retard friend of mine.
