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Any of you have a tulpa?
>>25442896
in the process of making one right now.
petite short haired young gal called Lorelei, still teaching her how to talk but shes doing fine
I wish this was 2-cour
>>25442938
What site do you get your info from?
Does anyone have a screencap of that Reddit "gold digger" story about a guy named Will who owned oil reserves or something?
Cause I'm 99% sure the girl in the story just posted an update: leddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/3z74e5/i_saw_my_ex_after_1_year_apart_and_it_crushed_me/
I live in my mom's basement and I can't afford to move out. Why can't a rich girl hair love me and financially support me the way my mom does? Why are women such gold diggers?
I found it - same girl.
Notice how she didn't mention his money anywhere in the new post. LOL.
Man women really are obsessed with gaining wealth and status. 14 months after a break-up and she still isn't over it. All because the guy she broke up with was a multi-millionaire oil baron.
If he was a wage-slave she wouldnt give a shit.
>be me a few years ago
>have massive diaper fetish.
>haven't jacked off all day
"Hey anon, lets go to get some food"
>fuck yeah
>eating
>go to the bathroom to piss
>urinal is taken, only have a stall left
>go in
>start looking around the stall as I piss
>diaper changing station there
>my dick starts to swell
>ohfuck.jpg
>have one of those trashcans with the thing you step on
>open it.
>there's a wet diaper in there.
>jackpot.exe
>take some tissue and grab the diaper by the sides
>never seen an actual dirty diaper irl
>its really wet. Super swollen
>massive boner
>take out my cock
>start fapping
>shoot my massive load into the diaper
>sweet merry mother of Christ that was good.
>put the diaper back in the trash bin
>wash my hands and head back to my table
"Hey anon, you alright?"
"Yeah I'm good"
Pic not related
Pacific Ocean and top of Mt. Whitney in the same day. It's seriously my proudest achievement.
I once fapped in my best friend's bathroom while thinking about his sister.
in a class. It was a history lesson if I recall correctly. Sitting on the last raw has its benefits
>year is 2030
>your son Pepe and your daughter Asuka are 21 and 17, respectively
>Pepe is a fat ftm autist that sued you for your entire life savings for his college tuition so he can get his bachelor's to become a sex counselor for dogs and foxes
>Asuka brings in a sizable amount of income living at home, from cash incentives to have as many children as possible. She is a fat furfag with 3 Ugandan refugee weeaboo bfs. She spends most of her hard-earned money on fursuits and 0 calorie soylent tendies.
>You tried your hardest, raising them with your memes, but to no avail. They have no respect for you and never will.
>>25442740
>2030
>having 21 year old kid
Don't you know what the [current year] is?
>>25442740
Top story Mr anon
Don't get it tho
Penis on my mind
>>25442788
Whoops. They were originally 16 and 12 but I changed them so they'd be fucked up adults.
Who cares, just change the year to somewhere in the relative near future.
Have you done your part and told a fembot she was pretty today /r9k/?
>>25442587
femanons don't want or need me, just like every other woman out there, there is no point I am going to play vidya and shitpost on 4chan until the day I die and nothing will stop me
femanons are qt pies. good girls
>>25442587
No but I paid a black guy to fuck a chick while I watched like the beta cuck that I am
>tfw you realize its finally the right time to end it all
Fuck why am I such a fucking asshole.
That's funny because for the past year I have been thinking about why I didn't just end my life a decade ago now after highschool ended. It's been a continuous down slope since then.
>>25442554
Please don't Original
What did you do OP?
Why are you an asshole
>tfw his dick is smaller than your foot
How can average guys compete?
>talking about dicks without our permission
>women will work their way up to dildos this size only to then complain about average sized penis
Why do you do it sluts? what is the actual point?
>>25442769
This post is spot on.
Wtf is wrong with women.
Have any of you ever met a woman who was not a cheater/liar/whore/traitor/terrible person?
If so, describe.
No, your mom doesn't count.
I think so. But I don't know for sure because I am bad at talking with people and know most of what I know through minor stalking action to be honest with you.
>>25442548
I have
I mean all of us lie, act wrong and all that shit and it's really hard to find a woman who never cheated, lied, whored herself etc
Yes, what sort of question is this...
Matched with Stacy, wtf do I do
>>25442545
Ask her out
"Hey we got matched, wanna go out on a date?"
>putting in her height
kek way to subtly roast manlets
retry without putting the opposite of what you really are
>been fucking my gf all week long
>dont feel like masturbating
>might watch some porn and download some rare videos
>beginning week long video game binge
>drinking and smoking is at maximum
>let the degeneracy begin
i love it when shes here, but i love it so much more when shes gone.
>that feel when introvertedly autistic
i just wanna play video games and drink alcohol. i wish i were normal.
>>25442418
Then break up with her you fucking normie.
>fucking my gf all week long
>inb4 normie
ayyyyyyy
>>25442523
shes the sort that loves me no matter what i do. i literally cant get rid of her, and her love makes me want to keep her. Im gonna marry this cunt. Shes gonna get used to me. I fucking played video games for an hour while she laid on my bed waiting for me to fuck her. Shes a real trooper.
>>25442418
Dump the gf
Not worth all the work if you can just make yourself happy
Hey, does anybody knows what that dude is doing right now? did he went to jail for vandalizing those sonic boom merchandise or assaulting the gamestore people?
Given tha fact that he is the guardening angel of this board, i would like to know whats going on in his life.
are you literally new
there's a facebook for this shit
>>25442362
Do you want to sample my cock anon?
Sample it?
I can see you shaking, trembling, the thought of my cock is too much for you too handle
So maybe it's better that u don't actually sample my cock
>>25442362
>guardening
Did you mean: gardening
>did he went to jail
did he go to jail?
plz lrn2 engish
OK /b/, it's that time again
>what was it
>how fucked are you
>inb4 pussy, dick, your mom, etc.
Bonus points for pics of your dish.
>>25442333
pizza and I'm okay with this.
>chicken fettuccine Alfredo
Tasty af. I hope I can still take multivitamins though or I'd get scurvy real quick
Cheez-its. Not the worst
What is you're favorite console and why is it the Game Boy Advance?
>>25442327
That's the Game Boy Advance SP though..
i have a new gamboy that isnt even out yet. truefax
its called theGameboy BS
>>25442327
Post a game which is better than pic related on the GBA.
protip:
>you cant
>he doesn't own a katana
How do you expect to defend your NEET cave when niggers break in?
>>25442163
>Only 6mat
Do you even katana?
A shotgun you weeb fag
Filled with fine gravel and salt
I want them to be in Immense pain and then go to jail
>>25442209
He is 70 years old.
How do I become the most popular girl in my school?
>>25442157
Be good looking
Blueball all the guys there
>>25442157
Stop being so fucking ugly and fat, lardo.
Give syphilis to as many people as possible
