>little sisters been calling me onee chan lately
Sounds like a happy weaboo family.
Now shoo off my board, roast beef.
My older sister taught my two little ones to call me onii-chan because she knows it annoys me the fuck off.
>>25445368
How annoying would it be to have all 3 three of them call you that while you make them pant and moan in ecstasy?
What is r9k wearing?
sweat pants and wife beater
I'm in bed right now so white tee and boxers
>>25445051
if thats's actually your fit, that's aesthetic as fuck
are you in a cloud rap collective?
>One day you will die
>and your ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
>>25444553
came here to post this XD
i look forward to it
I had sex with a shemale. Does that count for losing my virginity?
>>25444473
no it doesnt.
But good news anon you are now officially a faggot!
>>25444517
Well I still had sex. You didn't.
:^)
Never fucking tell anyone about this bruh. Need to go to the grave with this one.
Srsly
Why the fuck those normies gotta come here and ruin every thread with their normiechad advices?
It fucking pisses me off
We don't want your help
True robots HATE normies with their lifes
>>25444437
oh shut up, this board used to be filled with normies and pseudo normies and we would all share good feels.
the neets were the invaders and just came here and never left.
>>25444487
LIAR
This board belong to robots
Leave normie asshole
>>25444571
nope. a real "wizard" is an oldfag that's been here for more than 7 years.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. ATTENTION.
ALL TRANNIES ARE MENTALLY ILL. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE FROM BIRTH TO DEATH, AND DEATH WILL COME SOON SINCE ACCORDING TO STATISTICS YOU IDIOTS WILL COMMIT SUICIDE VERY SHORTLY AFTER "TRANSITIONING", AKA CUTTING YOUR COCK OFF AND INJECTING HORMONES FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER
YOU HAVE TO TAKE HORMONES BECAUSE YOU CANNOT PRODUCE THEM NATURALLY
YOU...
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>>25444352
b-but they're just trying to be happy
leave them alone OP
>>25444369
No, they're brainwashing children into their degeneracy and ruining lives.
>>25444369
No OP, but they can be happy in their happy place in /lgbt/ instead of bringing their bullshit here.
Fellow robots.
I live on a second story apartment complex, and one of my 4 neighbors is smoking pot like a motherfucker.
I'm feeling a little fuzzy today because of a contact high from all the fucking weed seeping into my block of the complex.
What the fuck do I do?
I've been playing videogames really good, but I'm worrying that it's ruining my ability to pass a drug test.
Like seriously, I'm feeling this shit stronger than I have taking it myself.
What do I fucking do?
Can you robots that smoke at the bottom floor of an apartment...
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>>25444336
Alex, I'll take what is calling the cops for $500.
>knock on doors
>find out who's smoking
>ask him to stop because it's getting in your apartment
>now that you've figured out who it is, call the cops on him for dealing
Easy.
wow, im in the same situation at the other end. do you live in denver?
Does anyone else always think that most other people are their age? I'm 41 and I think this when I browse. even though it obviously isnt true, most of you are half my age or younger.
I do this too, always have.
I think my age group is one of the most common on the internet sites I visit but I'm probably wrong.
Im fucking tired of seeing people born in 1992,go away.
Do NEET's do anything else but sit at home?
>>25444324
some take night walks
Everybody sits at home, not just NEETs
Yes. I sit waiting for my smelly NEET cock to get more smelly.
>Age 14-22
At this age, the roastie begins sucking and fucking as many chads within her line of sight. At this point even normies are considered beneath her.
>Age 23-28
Nearing the end of her fucking chad days, the roastie begins dating several normies, this usually ends with her normie boyfriend dumping her when he finds out she's been fucking chad behind his back
>Age 29-35
At this point, the roastie has hit the wall and there is no going back. Fearing that she may...
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>>25444278
So touching...beautiful
>being this delusional and autistic
No one cares about your ridiculous fantasy story, omega.
>>25444334
T O A S T I E
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>tfw straight
>see pic related and get turned on
>imagine being a cute girl and sucking on it
>fap and have a huge cum
Well shit
>>25444247
>tfw straight
>see pic related and get turned on
>imagined getting pounded in the ass balls deep and cumming from pure prostate stimulation
>fap and have a huge cum
>>25444247
I'm "straight" but sometimes fantasize about sucking dick
I would suck that dick
aside from trannies and traps, gay shit doesn't get me off
i love muscular men and cocks, but gay porn doesn't get me off at all
it has to be me and the cock otherwise it just doesn't do anything for me
this baffles me and i genuinely don't understand why i am this way
Why do robots want to be female? I have to work for 8 hours and I'm on my period and it feels like my womb is about to explode
>>25444185
>robots want to be female
>>25444185
Awwww, you poor femanon. Here's your (you).
>>25444185
I don't, but from what I've gathered they are either (a) a faggot; (b) think life will be on easy mode. They should just kill themselves to be quite honest, family.
Also, GTFO.
ITT: we think of relatively unique Tinder/other dating site profile pictures that are possible conversation starters
>a picture of you holding up a laptop with the picture of Richard Stallman
>Richard Stallman
its tinder not grinder
>>25444223
Its a conversation starter
>"Like... why do you have a picture of some old man in your profile pic? Like ugh.. I can't even..."
>>25444280
and then what? you wow her with your extensive knowledge of free software?
What are we doing to get laid this year bruhs? No way we can go another 300 days with no pussy
Millions of people got all kinds of pussy last year. Fat stinking people got laid.
Everyone needs to make this a new years resolution. Get laid 2016.
Any Normies here, how do we get some pussy this year or atleast a handjob something by latest December 31st 2016.
Will be checking in on progress periodically. Think if you are still a virgin by NYE 2016 you need to kill yourself. Make that pact. This has gotten out of hand now.
>>25444386
i lost hope
fuck that
imma be a wizard
>>25444386
fuck that shit i rather not be enslave to the pussy too risky.enjoy your false rape charges,stds,child support,paternity fraud,manipulation,stress,time spending,and money spending. I chase money not women because i have self respect.
Before I saw Star Wars 7 I didn't even understand why people had waifus.
>>25443682
I still don't. Big mouthed cunt.
Used to think waifuists were losers, but that was years ago. 4chan life is far more fun with waifus at your side.
>>25443711
>mfw PCfags will never, EVER get Bloodborne.