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Why are men such slaves to Their primal urges to mate?
>>25441461
Because nature doesn't give a fuck about us. It just wants more babies.
Because it's literally written into our goddamn DNAs, what do you expect?
>>25441461
Because testosterone is very powerful
Incidentally, it's also the reason we are better at everything
>go to a bar with friends
>3 girls and my best friend
>girl tells me I look like john travolta from saturday night fever
>we end up getting really drunk
>I end up singing karaoke atleast 8 times while the girl shys away and only agrees to do it if I come up with her
>She goes with her girlfriends when she needs to take a washroom break
>the girls constantly kiss eachother all the time
>I call them out and tell them they're doing it for an audience and aren't really lesbian
>They have no response
>girl tells me she wants pizza at the end of the night
>it's 4 AM
>I look for it with her alone
>she puts her arm around my arm
>we end up walking a lot and finally get some pizza at a corner store
>she tells me that "she said you're very chivalarious" and all these other things
>I have no idea what she's talking about
>I asked her "is this what you guys talk about during your washroom breaks?"
>she started laughing and singing in response to dodge the question
>she keeps dropping her scarf
>I pick it up for her
>decide to tell her "you owe me a kiss"
>we quickly kissed
>take her back to her place
>her friend seemingly locked me in the house with her and let us go in first
>hear her whispering something to her girlfriends after she locked the door
>I get too nervous
>she asks me to massage her foot
>I do it
>she thanks me
>she needs to sleep she falls asleep on her chair
>I'm sitting on a chair opposite to her
>she puts her feet in my lap and falls asleep
>after an hour I decide i cannot sit like this uncomfortable with her feet in my lap
>decide to go home
I'm seeing her again today. What should I do?
>>25441442
who gives a shit you faggot, christ go start a blog, dont post here
>>25441442
nice pasta fag
>>25441442
Try to reach the same outcome but 4 hours before.
Personally, I am not good at second chances. If the relationship starts to cool down I jump from the train and roll the dice again. It is something not even completely conscious.
50% of all marriages end in divorce, so bet half of all you own, a whole lot of time and emotion, and possibly some kids, on a coin flip.
Lawyers are even telling people to discuss how they will split everything up if they get divorced.
Wives are no longer required to put out for their husbands but husbands are forbidden from having sex with other women even if the wife wont put out, and if she finds out she can instigate a divorce and the courts will side with her and take half your shit.
So your tying basically everything to one woman, including making her your only source of sex, and if she starts causing problems you can't back out without losing a fuck load and at any time for any reason she can do the same to you and take half of everything you have.
Modern marriage is fucked, do not do it. And no I'm not saying all of this from any kind of experiance, I just know my shit and listen to the warnings of guys who have had this shit happen.
fuck originality
>>25441419
If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup
There's a simple solution for that - marry a woman richer than you. I'm poor and am happy with my minimum wage job so almost any woman out there with a job already earns more than me.
Literally everyone here (and honestly most normies) know that marriage is shit for men already
>Be me yesterday
>be 21 year old straight robot
>Random dude on jodel asks "does any guy want to come by and get their dick sucked. Nothing sexual just getting sucked"
>whynot.png
>dude is close, less than 1km
>add him chat private for some time
>tell him I'm not really into dudes
>tell him I probably need some porn to stay hard
>He seems ok with it
>chat for a while sends some pics of dick
>tell him I'm virgin
>he don't believe me
>when he does he gets cold feet
>says he doesn't want my first to be like this
>wtf?
>night ends with him whatching me jerk of a bit
Why the fuck did he do that? Why nobody want virgins? Does this mean I a gay? Or is this normal if you are desperate?
pic related I am from Sweden
The homosexuality gene came from Sweden.
>>25441438
although it is getting replaced by halal.
what the hell is this,
he wanted a alpha cock to suck not a unsucked beta mini dick that needs porn to get hard you fucking maniac
>constantly horny to the point of insanity
>incessant random boners like a 13 year old
>start jerking off, can suddenly barely keep it up or come
>anhedonic, get no real pleasure from my mediocre climax
>feel self-loathing that i fapped for the 4th time that day
>just horny again in 30 minutes anyway
>see pictures of beautiful women and they just annoy me, like smelling delicious food i'm not allowed to taste
Who /tiredofhavingapenis/ here?
Trouble maintaining an erection while masturbating is a common sign of a heart disorder.
>having such shitty willpower pictures of generic 3d women gives you the urge to fap
Get some taste, normalfag
>>25441305
>normalfag
I'm a 27 year old virgin.
>tfw no petite innie gf with long toes to suck on while fucking
>>25441190
>tfw I'd settle for a roastie with ugly feet
>tfw I'd never get a girl with such a tiny innie and cute feet
>>25441190
Why would she be only wearing a top, it doesn't make sense.
>>25441746
Women are retarded.
Or she just took it off.
Femanons of /r9k/, what are your beta orbiters like?
One of mine just bought me a new purse and some candles I gave to my boyfriend. He's the sweetest thing.
>>25442026
>that pic
Ah, another fine addition to my misogyny folder!
What the hell does "may I keep" mean in this context if he's giving you all the money?
>>25442026
omg
my boyfriend only sent me $500
i'm so jealous
where did you find such a pathetic beta? I'm going to force my boyfriend to deposit $1,000 in my bank account now. Jellyyyyy you got it girl!
>Women
>capable of understanding the concepts of empathy, love, and compassion
LOL
Pick one.
>>25441164
>duh. Women don't understand empathy, love and compassion.
>I'll show them that men do by remorselessly murdering a ton of people in cold blood which is a uniquely male act.
>Me so compassionate
>>25441224
Killing people is an inherently moral act.
What is wrong with freeing someone from this hellish existence? Elliot was the hero we deserved.
>>25441284
>>25441224
>implying females aren't just as violent and murderus under the same circumstances
Elliot lashed out against his oppressers.
He was lost and felt trapped.
If he had been born a female, he would have gotten a free ride.
>as long as a female isn't obese or super ugly, just going outside the door will get her guys trying to pick her up instantly.
Who /practicegf/ here?
testing one out atm
will report back
should I go for a practice GF?
She's cute enough for me and very sweet,
is this meme worth it?
Yeah. Unfortunately she got practice pregnant and had a practice baby so now we're in a practice proper relationship and practice living together.
EVERYWHERE I GO I GET WOMEN TELLING ME IM HANDSOME. THE BARBER, PARTIES, BARS, AND CLUBS.
IS "HANDSOME" SOME KIND OF NORMIE CODE WORD FOR "UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.
POST MORE NORMIE CODEWORDS LIKE "SHY GUY" AKA MAKE FUN OF THIS GUY AND MAKD SURE HES UNCOMFORTABLE ALL NIGHT
>>25441059
haven't you found any friends yet anon?
post face pic
for real if people are telling you you are handsome you probably are. Unless it's only your mom and shit.
OP you are an attractive man but your personality is why you don't have a gf
W-well guys?
So I hooked up with a girl at a christmas party and she decided she wanted to start fucking regularly. No relationship. I thought this was a great idea, but she clings on and hangs out way too much. To make matters worse, I've realized that fucking someone without any emotional attachment just doesn't do it for me, and hanging out with her so much has cemented my lack of affection for her. The sex is pretty good, but I just don't have the energy to deal with her to have it. How do I tell her to fuck off without ruining any chance of future sex when I'm desperate?
>>25441040
Tell her you're fucking someone else too.
>>25441095
why not both? a threesome at that.
>>25441123
It's getting late in Sydney, isn't it?
What is wrong with being a cuck? Is it really lower than being a furry or a brony? No. Cuckoldry is just a shit tier fetish like feet or inflation and some might find it weird or disgusting but cucks still have more dignity than furries or bronies.
So please chill and stop using it as an insult. Remember being a furfag or brony is far worse.
Stop trying to deflect attention from yourself, cuck faggot
Do you see furry and brony cuck porn? No, just vore, inflation, feet, things normal people like.
>>25440957
nice try furfag
why do i often see psychology called a pseudo-science?
what exactly makes it less legitimate than "real" sciences?
It's more abstracted from hard facts
Psychology is applied biology is applied chemistry is applied physics
Do you understand how the Pythagoras theorem always works? Well that's how you do real science you know exactly when something works or not. But in psychology they are not rigorous about it. Technically it could be a science but the people that do that stuff are shit so their stuff is shit.
Something similar happens with biology. But they have gotten so much better. But they used to be really bad.
>>25441208
>Do you understand how the Pythagoras theorem always works?
Mathematics is not science.
What would he say if he saw this board?
>>25440868
who is he desu baka senpai
You guys need to be more sincere
>>25440868
he would probably kill himself
>be me
>like a girl at school
>try to talk to make eye contact and talk with her
>finally talk with the talk
>ask her out
>most awkward moment
>struggling to find something to say
>it's clear she is getting bored
>feelsbadman.jpg
>finally find some stupid stuff to talk about
>next day I talk to her and I tell her I like her
>ask her to a date
>replies "no.. sorry I'm not interested, we can stay friends if you want"
>the same thing happens with every girl I like
>fuckmylife.jpg
r9k give me some tips on how to get a gf
I just saw I did some typos, fuck my phone.
You're probably doing something wrong body language wise.
More details about this date please.
>>25440834
>r9k give me some tips
