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>>25436277
I'm here to help you, answer any question you have, give you tips, etc.
how is lifting gonna help me if i look like pic related?
>>25439391
What are some /fit/ approved snacks? I'm trying to get my mom and sister to stop buying so much bullshit and get fruit instead.
How can I work on my chest at home using a couple of dumbbells, I can't get a bench for another few weeks at the least
We live in a society where it's better to be gay and hiding in the closet than to simply be an undesirable loser.
>>25439378
>muh Oppression Olympics
Being in the closet is being stigmatized for the first time though. As if it would kill you to just be unapologetically bisexual.
>society values people who are social
you don't say
Hey fembots...
*tick tick tick*
>already have a life partner
>waiting for him to get his genome tested so I can make sure he's actually 100% white
If it all checks out I'll have a babby by 26, not too shabby.
>Implying the finite amount of eggs women have is the limiting factor for them to start a family
If a woman is still single after 25, she's going to have a hard time finding a man who will settle for her. If you haven't found a man before age 30, it's pretty much game over.
>>25439498
And if they do find a man in their 30's, the kids will come out retarded and/or autistic.
>watching a man fuck a woman is straight
>watching a woman fuck a woman is straight
>watching a woman with a penis fuck a woman is gay
explain why you dont watch tranny porn
>>25439348
>watching a woman with a penis
There is no scientific evidence of that, you're either XX or XY
If you have a penis your a man, man. Man.. it's gotta suck being one of those silicone ladyboys
>>25439348
You should post on /gif/. They'd love you.
![[Underwater] KILL la KILL - 06 (720p) [7E816CC0].mkv_snapshot_24.13_[2013.11.17_19.11.30].png](https://i.imgur.com/lJnwclj.jpg "[Underwater] KILL la KILL - 06 (720p) [7E816CC0].mkv snapshot 24.13 [2013.11.17 19.11.30]")
Give me a good reason why you aren't working on your new year's resolutions
>>25439313
I didn't make any
I finished working on the one and I'm currently two tired to work on the other
>>25439313
They're impossible to accomplish.
Is it possible, /r9k/?
like 0.1% of nigs and gooks have colored eyes. the other 99.9% are the same exact copy and paste soulless animal eyes and black hair.
duh of course
>>25439279
I don't know why don't you go ask /pol/ or some shit?
i met a girl on omegle who is perfect and i've known her for almost 2 years now. she wants me to come visit her but there are a few problems
she thinks im very good looking because i use camera angles and lighting very well
I am the same height as her (both 5'8)
I am actually ugly
what do I do
pic related is her shes literally a stacy who shuts down all guys and tells me about it im so scared
visit her, tie up her family and poop all over them, take pics then leave and next talk to her again
????
Profit
PLS RESPOND this is originiggal
>>25439260
slowly adjust angles so your face looks a little bit more like you every time you talk to her, if she isnt repulsed then meet up with her
also post nudes
>flirting over texts with a girl I met online near me
>she says "Haha you're silly"
How do I respond to this? I can't think of anything
reply with an inane reaction gif. trust me, it will work.
>>25439174
just ask if she wants to fuck yet or not?
>>25439211
>reply with a gif
I'm not a beta cuck redditor so no thanks
>be me, 18
>be somali
>meet a girl named Fatima at the mosque
>she was buying a shawarma from the pita stand outside of the men's section
>we talk for a while, share a bunch of interests
>we both like somalinet, soccer, and Assassin's creed black flag
>invite her back to my place after Jumu'ah prayer to play it
>I know hooyo already made shaah and prepared the xalwa since she always does on fridays
>walking home with Fatima, I brag to her about how many quran verses I memorized just in the past week
>she's thoroughly impressed
>arrive at my house
>I can already smell the unsi from outside
>disgunbegood.jpg
>unlock door, walk in through corridor
>I can hear paltalk fainty in the background
>hooyo is talking on the phone quite loudly to ayeeyo in the jikad
>make our way down to the basement
>I bring refreshments downstairs
>horrified at what was sitting on my couch
>it's Libaan
>he is already flirting with Fatima, mentioned how many free movies and music he pirated online using uTorrent
>"Warya Fatima, we should go over to my ship right now, I'm sure Mohammud over here is no fun anyway"
>Fatima's very impressed, almost took off her hijaab
>No no no this can't be happening
>She decides to leave with Libaan
>before Libaan walks out the door, he turns towards me, and says
>"Mohammud, I am the captain now"
>tfw spent the whole afternoon eating beris and hilib ari and crying in the musqush by myself
>tfw Libaan is already halfway done with his somali wife harem (Fatima is his fifth)
>tfw I didn't even get my first wife yet
>tfw he's going to spend his summers going to Puntland collecting prime teen wives, riding camels and drinking ambo
>tfw I'll never be able to go back to Mogadishou without being mugged, killed, or taken as a hostage
Why do Fatimas always want Libaans?
Jesus Christ its hard to read this
>>25439189
Are you a kafir? That might be why. It's hard for kafir to decipher anything written or spoken by the righteous.
>< Be swedish
>< get raped by disgusting somaili piece of shit nigger
FUCK YOU OP I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Pugs are the official dog of /r9k/. Post pugs. Talk about pugs. Share pug feels.
They are my favourite animals
Pugs are so cute and sweet
You can even let them be around babies and shit :3
Would never buy one tho because they are sick and programmed to get ill and have surgery one day
Get a dog that has no home instead and save an existing soul
>>25439141
Here is my pug his name is ray he really likes to sit on chairs
>>25439272
another pic
pls robot i just wanna post my dog
>Be me
>Think I found the one.
>Invite her to move in with me after 6 months.
>She's all excited and talks about how she's going to find a job in y area and what have you.
>She had already been leaving clothing and other crap behind and we were seeing each other every weekend so not much transition.
>Banged like rabbits first few nights.
>Then had to go to work
>Come home
>"Anon, you're out of hairspray"
>I don't own hairspray
>But wait, I know this drill, girls don't ask for things, they point a problem out and expect a solution, right?
>So next day omw home from work, pick up hairspray.
>No idea what she likes so grabbed whatever.
>That was the tip of it.
>After a month, the entire time her never getting a job or leaving my couch, I 'ran out' of a lot of things I never owned in the first place.
>The largest thing I ran out of was TV in the bedroom.
>I never had a TV in the bedroom but she said it helps her sleep
>Whatever, been meaning to get bigger tv in living room so upgrade and move smaller tv into bedroom
>Need something to watch on it so buy a Roku 3
>I have Hulu+, Netflix, Amazon Prime, and a bootleg HBO GO account, that is enough TV for anyone, right?
>'Hey, there's no cable in the bedroom'
>So for the first time in a month, keeping in mind sex has all but ended, she still has no job, and I have dutifully gotten everything she wanted without even acknowledgement of doing so, I say 'naw I don't want to run the wires and make my cable bill go up. I got the roku it has streaming and--"
>Get a look a parent would smack clear off a kid's face if they even thought about doing it
>She starts screaming that I don't want this to work and that my apartment doesn't feel like home, just somewhere she comes to fuck me (I wonder where I was those days...) and blah blah
>I roll over and go to sleep
>Next day I tell her to pack her stuff up and that we're through
con't
>>25439090
>waterworks start, screaming starts, I'm all sorts of male buzzwords and what have you
>I never wanted to commit to her and I was only using her for sex
>Only making this easier, to be perfectly frank.
>I leave bedroom, start collecting all the shit that I 'ran out of' over the course of a month
>Shove in a plastic bag
>I felt a little petty but then again, it would only go to waste if it was left here
>She's still raving and screaming while she throws her shit into a suitcase like an angry child
>I make a mental note to apologize tot he people in the apartments on either side of me
>I hand her the bag of crap and say 'this is yours too'
>She looks confused for a second, then snatches it and throws it into her suitcase with the rest of her shit
>I hope the cap on that soda I hate was on tight
>Really, last thing I need from this nutcase is her dragging me to court over ruined clothing or something
>She finally storms out, says she hopes my dick rots off, and drives away
>Get a text every so often about her missing me
>Usually around the beginning of the month, when her mom hits her up for rent
tl;dr: I have a roku 3 in the bedroom now and it's pretty sweet.
so far so good, don't cuck this one up OP...
Nice read anon, good for you.
>tfw mofos has the absolute best looking girls on the web
Like wholy shist lads
i'm personally a fan of teenslovehugecocks on reality kings
>>25439056
>>25439078
are you gonna tell me who this semen demon is?
-Asian
That's it. Asian bitches fucking suck.
She's uggo on the right too.
even the supreme gentleman didnt want anything to do with them lmao
>>25439071
Think about that. Asian women are so awful, even a guy who was suffering from immense lonliness didn't even want them.
Hey normies
Why are some outsiders hated and bullied by you folks while others are respected/accepted/left alone? Luckily, I always belonged to the latter group, even when my social environment changed. But I saw how other outsiders were bullied or at least despised by them. I wonder what makes the difference..?
What robots think of as slight deviations from social norms are perceived by normies as dangerous and creepy behaviour, and it makes people uncomfortable.
From there on out it's this downwards spiral where everything the robot does is perceived in a negative light, decreasing people's opinion of them and repeat.
source: am normie
>>25439009
I guess it depends if you're a cunt to people, or really fucking weird. In high school and college I was some kind of memetic badass and people liked me despite having very few friends and always isolating myself.
Level of attractiveness.
Normies judge a person's worth by their physical appearance. If they tell you otherwise, it's just so they don't look bad.
>I'm a lonely, introverted female, and I'm so depressed ;_:
Pic related. And this is just a very minor case; but you KNOW all 65 of those contacts are bombarding them with attention, dick pics, etc.
Everyone is getting cucked into thinking they mean something to them.
I'm so sick of this shit, it depresses me so much.
Why do I have to like women?
Why can't I just be a homosexual?
I don't even care about sex that much, I just wish that I could have a woman that would love ME and not have a legion of beta orbiters at her disposal. How can you talk to any girl and not feel slapped in the face by all this other male attention she's getting? Knowing that she often ignores you to tend to the rest of her betas?
I don't want to hate women for this, but I can't help it. I just find it so wrong.
Females on skype/other messaging programs general thread, I guess. I want to hear some similar stories, I know this is happening to a lot more people than just myself.
I'll just offload some porn until this thread gets noticed or I get tired of it. I got a lot of clickbait threads to compete with here
>>25439420zIThSMlGslNl
