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>parents smoke
>exercise induced asthma

also that's not a excuse. i take medication for it and i am in slightly above average shape for my age.
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>>25446314
>parents smoke
why does this matter? or is it just a preface to the asthma thing?
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They denied me due to the amount of surgeries I've had.
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>>25446365
Yes you retard. Breathing in cigarette smoke when your young a lot fucks up your lungs

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>tfw after ww2 so many chads died that women fought over robots
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>>25446273
Employers also had to compete for employees rather than the other way around.

It was a much easier time to be alive, if you actually were still alive.
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>>25446460

And now you know why the powers that be insist on taking measure to thin the population.

We always talk about overpopulation being a problem, but somehow every solution the smart guys come up with is "immoral" or "unethical".
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I feel like WW3 will happen within the next few years and it'll be our turn, bros. Hang in there.

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>tfw you realize everything bad in your life has been a consequence of liberalism
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>the librul conspiracy is why I can't get a 10/10 virgin qt Aryan GF
this is what /pol/ actually believes
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>>25448774
The Jews have already won, they control all the major financial institutions, Hollywood, and real estate.
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>>25448836
No. But being raised by a single mother and taught leftist and feminine ideology and school is very real

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Ich bin ein Trauierklos. Ich lade alle audf drinks ein pausenlos. :(
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>>25446257
ohh du armer
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>>25446257
le bumperl
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>>25446257
>>25446494
>>25446540
sameofaggio

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Anyone here who isn't racist?
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Define racism just so we dont get people who are like ''i am not racist i just hate the japs'' or smth
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>>25446391
Outright hating or disliking a certain race.

Japs and whites are excluded because they're races of power.

Basically disliking or hating any minority race
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I want NON WHITES OUT OF USA OKAY but think all races deserve their own country and culture. Guessing that makes me a racist.

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What's heroin like, users of /r9k/? I'll never try it unless I'm suicidal anyway, but I just want to know. I've heard it described as a thousand orgasms in one, but I don't believe such a level of pleasure exists.

Is that true, heroin users?
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i had a buddy that liked heroine so much that when he tried to quit he tried to kill himself with an overdose
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>>25447516
Jesus, Sorry for your loss.
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>>25447426
No. It fucking sucks.

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I fantasise about my fuCKING BLANKET becoming sentient and raping me IS THIS NORMAL
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Don't worry family.

it will all be ok.
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>>25445960
the very fact you have a blanket is bad, so the second bit just turns it to 11

burn/bin blanket. now.
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You think that's bad? I get an instant boner every time a see a women being hit, every fucking time I see a dumb slut on his stupid ass high heels, I just can't think in anything but kick her legs and make them land in their half naked asses

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Christianity is the only thing that stops degnerate hordes from taking over.


Ever wonder why atheists are so into gauge piercings and hard drugs? Because the body is evolved and therefore not perfect therefore they'll make it better through their edgy desires.

The strong Christian male is free from such jewish desires and only sticks to the natural drugs such as weed, shrooms and alcohol. He believes his body is the temple of God so he works out in the gym with a great strength routine.

Due to him loving himself and loving God, finding an attractive young woman is not needed, the women come to him.

Compare this to the overweight atheist who thinks doritos are better than God's natural created chicken breast. That sperg drinks like Monster can replace the God created gift of coffee.

Its no wonder why the atheist finds himself alone.
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>>25445917
Waste your money, sundays, and drink expired wine

Nobody's stopping you
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>implying morals are real
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>>25445917
Why did you post a pic of an alcoholic adulterer with a failed marriage who doesn't give a fuck about religion?

Is it because he's a handsome white man in a suit which is all your shallow ideology requires? Yes, we know it it.

inb4 pic unrelated, cuck boy.

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I am 21 and i have decided that i will never date

At my age all girls are whores and it is the same across almost entire world. Look at /soc/ the average girl is an attention whore who has showed her body to dozens if not hundreds of people. The older you get the more depraved society becomes and the older girls get the more guys they have told "i love you" to.

Even if i will stumble across a good girl she will either be corrupted or taken by a better man than myself because girls like that are rare and valuable. They are worth a fortune and there are not nearly enough to go around.

So i will spare myself from the pain.
I will never date anyone.
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I share your thoughts OP. Girls are whores at every age though, don't just think it's 20-somethings. Look at how little girls try to get affection from any man they can. It just turns into fucking when puberty hits.

Personally, I'm waiting for an affordable sexbot and/or VR.
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>>25445905
Eh. I just want a companion. Someone i can share my passion with. I go out once in a while to appear normal and i know some people but i know i am alone.

I don't think fake replacements can satisfy me but i might cave in and buy a sexbot.
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>>25445979
I've never been able to find companionship with any person, so I gave up on that awhile ago. I would always find something wrong with them and get tired of them. I'm 24 though.

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So, what exactly is the difference between dreams and reality on a subjective level?
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everyone experiences the same reality

dreams are on a per-person basis
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>>25445784
dreams are just really complex hallucinations that occur during REM sleep.
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>>25445784
dreams are just your brain makin shit up by using chemicals and shit

reality is real man

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I was at my local smoke shop buying some pipe cleaner and lighter fluid and I made an impulse purchase of salvia. Now I asked "do you guys sell salvia?" and the owner, who is a bit old, looked around for a bit, went into the back storage area, and came back with pic related. "Botanical incense". Says on the back:
>lab certifide
>not for human consumption
>100% cannabinoid free
>dea complaint
>does not contain any banned substances

I am very apprehensive about trying this. Any one have experience with it?
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Does it say how strong it is? It's usually written as "something"X, eg 5X or 10X. Because that will massively effect what the experience will be like.
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Don't do it, sling it to someone and try to buy the actual plant. That synthetic version is really dangerous and incredibly addictive. If you can buy it in a store then it's probably going to be like that.
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>>25445819
>That synthetic version is really dangerous and incredibly addictive.

wat

Salvia is an atypical psychedelic, it has next to no physical side effects (while it can be dangerous due to people "freaking out" on it) but it's most certainly not addictive.

All the "synthetic" version is is the active chemical extracted and sprayed onto an easily smokable bit of plant matter, it's effectively the same as the plant. (discounting higher potency mixes)

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Whats the strangest / most depraved thing you've ever masturbated to?
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>>25446221
softcore vanilla porn on HBO
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Minecraft let's plays
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>>25446272
what the fuckin shit dude

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>he went to community college instead of a university
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>He went to either
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>>25445759
>he tried to educate himself!
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>he is an original comment

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Who /bed NEET/ here?

NEETs who live in their bed. i am one. i eat all my meals in bed and do stuff on my laptop which is also in my bed. i only leave my bed to go to the bathroom and get more food
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>>25445757
How fat iz u?
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>>25445757
Sounds unhealthy desu, I'm a lazy fuck NEET and I at least sit at my desk on my laptop.
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>>25445757
Fuckin hell post pics

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>Talking to grill on Skype
>Having playful discussion/argument with her
>"Fuck you" and "I hope you die" are pretty common words in our talks.
>Whenever we finish a bout of this she always finishes it by reminding me with "(jk ily <3)" even though we both know we're just joking around.

How should I interpret this, robots?
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>>25445740
uh, you're being friendzoned?

LOL are autists really not able to tell?
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>>25445778
>are autists really not able to tell?
Not OP and I'm not autistic. I can't even tell. Fuck off.
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>>25445740
>ily

Thats what whores tell their orbiters

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