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>Used to browse Newgrounds and Funny Junk back in middle school.
>Never imagined I'd end up somewhere like here.
Who /mid2000memelord/ here?
>>25450130
Gonna post those sweet mid-2000 memes while I wait for bumps.
>>25450130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u36bnDqtmZE
>>25450210
>tfw this was the first viral I lost my shit to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg
Normies, how can you kiss woman that already had dicks in their mounths?
would you kiss your GF if she gives you bj once in a while?
Yes to both. I mean, if she went down on me the least I could do was not be disgusted when I kissed her right?
As for the how its more about how your Bae like to be kissed or what the moment calls for.
>>25449978
Why should I care?
Try not to be emotional or angry in your response and try to post something that can be backed up with facts and isn't just your opinion
Same way I eat yogurt. Same way I smell farts without crying. Same way I eat hog anus shoved into a sausage skin.
It's all just a bunch of filth.
Guys I work with this girl at the mall. I'm not attracted to her but she keeps coming on to me while at work. She just sent me this picture. I'm not getting any now and am somewhat of a virgin honestly. Do I go for it?
>>25449767
Is that a dolls head with a pulled back veil on it? Run for the fucking hills anon. This landwhale wants to anchor you down
>>25449767
I'd hit it, to be quite sincere, relative.
>>25449767
>somewhat of a virgin
wot thsi mean?
has anyone ever successfully transitioned from almost complete shut-in to decent social gains before?
i just fuck around & do drugs in my room, work out, or work. i work at a small company and the guys all have gf's or are old & the girls are taken. i basically have 1 friend that i smoke & lift with but he has a gf.
i haven't been to a social event in years i don't even know how to act in public. last time i went to a concert it was weird so i left
I made massive social gains and I still want to kill myself
I was a fat weeb with poor hygiene. I am not anymore. And now I feel as if this life is a lie.
Do not fall for this meme, "fake it till you make it." You will forget who you used to be and you will instead become a character you despise. I am lost somewhere in the sea of time, I am a Ulysses searching for my Ithica, my happiness, and I don't think this odyssey has a conclusion
>>25449470
did u get a gf? how did u do it
>>25449740
I got a retail job and was forced to overcome my autism or starve to death. I eventually started picking up on basics of human interaction --- at first it was of course awkward on numerous occasions, but I got better. I am by no means perfect or even likable now, but I can pass off as a human being with a somewhat normal childhood.
I have had one serious gf who stomped on my heart. I have fucked a handful of Tinder sluts, all of which were butt-fucking-ugly but stroked my ego and my dick so I let them bounce on me while I closed my eyes and pretended I had enough disposable income to afford an attractive escort.
I have multiple friends who notice if I'm gone and seem to generally care about my wellbeing. My closest friend is my lifting buddy and even he does not know the extent of my death spiral. He does not talk to me often when we aren't at the gym.
Go back. There is nothing here for us. I want to go back but it is too late. I forgot what I liked and I liked forgetting it, too.
Soooooo... after reading this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3z65km/what_type_of_guy_is_definitely_not_your_type/
here's a simplified list of things modern western women hate in men:
-EVERYTHING
Some of them manage to hate both alphas and betas at the same time.
Also, why are they so insecure whenever asian women are mentioned?
>>25449583
This is why we don't go on reddit, normie.
>2016
>reading AskWomen
you do it to yourself
>Doesn't like white men who like Asian women
So why doesn't she just date Asian men?
Tiddly ho, wagecucks!
Enjoy your one day of freedom tomorrow. Us NEETs can enjoy our freedom everyday while you slave away for Mr. Goldstein. I just finished my essay on quantum mechanics and will soon be enjoying my delicious dinner, handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artist. It's a shame wagecucks will never know such pleasures.
Oh, and as always: another day, another dollar.
>>25448462
>Wake up at 4PM
>shitpost on an anime imageboard
>make sure mommy still loves you enough to take care of you
>fap
>shitpost some more
>go to bed
>continue being a social parasite until your dad kicks you out or you die alone of either suicide, poor health, or a combination of both
living the dream
>>25448462
>handmade for me by a QUALIFIED Subway Sandwich Artist
It must take a lot of skill and willpower to delude yourself this hard.
>>25448462
ah another delusional neet thread to convince himself he is happy somehow by belittling his superiors, happy new year neet, oh wait it doesn't matter for you everyday is the same no matter what year, day, month, etc.
I just fapped on Omegle in a pair of pink panties, stripy blue and white stockings, with a dildo in my ass, and a cock ring around the base of my dick and balls while telling some fat guy about my panty sniffing experiences as a kid. And the worst part is I want to be alpha. I'm pretty sure my degeneracy holds no bounds, whatsoever. Call it sexual starvation and loneliness or just failure in the genetic lottery concerning how my brain is wired, IDK man.
Tell me about the absolute peak of your degeneracy, robots.
The peak of my degeneracy is going on /pol/ once
>>25448380
Kill yourself, anon. I don't think I've ever read a single thread and just having a conversation with regulars from that board makes me wanna end it.
>>25448195
since you're such a degenerate cant hurt to post pics of you in those clothes here baby
You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had sexual contact with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
>are female
Hehe FART HARDER
I feel really shitty because this describes me
Define meaningful conversation, how long prolonged is, and if your mum counts.
Also, I probs shouldn't post this as I fulfil all but one of the criteria, but I'm just trying to help.
Why was foot binding considered sexy?
>>25447469
Jesus christ that looks painful and disgusting
because small feet were considered sexy
so they binded them to make them smaller
>>25447502
It was common practice in China until around 100 years ago or so iirc
You'd start breaking your feet at a young age to achieve this shape
Normie here, tell me why you're single
I hate myself, so I convince myself that no woman would possibly welcome my advances and don't even try.
I isolate myself and on the off occasion that a girl talks to me I usually mess it up
>be at food cat store buying cookies
>qt redhead cashier smiles and asks if I want to share said cookies with her
>say "uhhh no my stomach hurts"
>throw wallet accidentally
>pay for cookies and go home and shitpost while eating cookies
Because I have almost no contact with females of my age. Social isolation eh. Don't know where to start
It's not really because of looks or hygeine. I'm not Chaddius Thunderloins but I'm likely taller and relatively more attractive than you, normiefag
>walk in your room
>see this
what would you do, fembots?
>>25446897
Put a paper bag over my head (he might get offended If I put it over his head because he is ugly as fuck) and bend over
>>25446897
freak out and scream because I don't know him and call the police?
>>25446951
>having standards that high
jesus fuck
>>>/lit/7533281
Can we get this man a femanon pity fuck
I am serious
>>25446881
>listens to REM
fucking deserves everything he feels
>>25447016
>not liking REM
>>25446881
>implying femanons are decent people who want to help others
Have you even met one before?
>Second day of no-fap
>Harder to quit than smoking
I don't think I am going to make it guys.
The first few days are always the hardest if you used to fap every day, just try and make it a week man you can do this
>tfw already fapping 3 times today
I don't know why people fall for the nofap jew
>>25447290
Thanks anon.
>>25448196
I must admit that just 2 days in and I already have the drive to do other things with my life than getting drunk and masturbate.
How do MGTOW deal with sex do they just watch porn or take supplements to suppress their sex drive
>>25444886
>MGTOW
they are just a bunch of rapists, that's how they deal with sex drive
>>25444886
Your sex drive declines over time. When I need to, I jerk off. Maybe I'll get a sexbot in the future if they make a loli version.
>>25444886
With enough meditation and willpower, you can reabsorb the sperm into your bloodstream and use it as a source of nutrition.
Get in here grandpas. How's everyone holding up?
>work shitty retail job because I've ruined my life
>co-worker asks when I graduated
>starts freaking the fuck out when they realize I'm over 25
I just want to die.
>tfw younger bro has better life than you and is better at things
>i turned out to be an airheaded casual with ADD and autism.
he is 23
i am 25
>>25444764
>Same situation but 28
>Still look young enough to get away with saying I'm 23
No one must ever know.
>>25445197
I was pretty seriously contemplating lying about my age, I just didn't know what I could get away with.
I kept the lid on it for over a year, at first just pretending not to hear them when they'd ask how old I am. Now I'm just fucked.
