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Who /hateanimeweabooshit/ here?
Most degenerate and annoying thing ever to be quite honest shaking my head familia
Hell yeah brother I know that feel
Gook toons are so fucking boring and cringey
>>on 4chan
>>hate weeaboos
top post lad. Admittedly I like what some people would say is weeaboo shit but at least I don't watch "cute girls doing cute things" anime and have a waifu.
>tfw in debt to drug dealers because of bad choices and escapism
>tfw no way out.
im fucked.
>>25457081
Op, what are you waiting for?
>>25457081
You live in America, land of the free and home of the brave.
You don't owe them shit if it's not in contract. Buy a gun, stay NEET. Defend yourself if need be.
If you had enough money for drugs, you most certainly have enough for a gun.
you down for a suicide pact pal?
I'm sick of being a fucking robot. How do I become a normalfag?
>>25456708
Inject testosterone. Or take Adderall.
Buy a nice car (15k plus - certified used is ok!) outright with your own money. Make sure you can pay for your car insurance too. If you cant do that right now the path to get to that point will definitely teach you normal tendencies.
Anybody can be a normie as long as they aren't hideously ugly. I won't go too in depth because this thread will probably die but being a normie is 100% about COPYING OTHERS. It's about conforming. So, look at people you consider popular and then just copy them. Dress similarly, listen to the same music, get into the same hobbies. That's how you become a normie. It'll take some work but very little in life is easy.
OP here, looking for a femanon to go on an E-date with me. How itll work is i'll buy you your choice of food (up to $30) as long as the place has some sort of gift card i can buy online and give you or something like that, we'll figure it out. Then I'll stream a nice movie and we'll watch together on our webcams
leave steam ids.
>you will never meet a cute gamer girl on /r9k/
also bros are more than welcomed to watch the movie with us but I will not be buying any food for you.
>tfw no gf
OP here, claiming his trip. I'm going to show you guys any robot can make it.
>>25455611
>>25455611
Just wanted to check my dubs while I bumped
>>25455524
Hello! First of all I just wanted to start off by saying my name is Stacy!
I play a lot of video games! ^w*
My favourites are League of Legends, Mass Effect, The Walking Dead and Undertale!
mmmm... I don't know....I would like to go on an e-date with you but...
I would be too busy enjoying my video games!
You can add me on my xbox live account and my twitter if you would like!
XBL: MissFunsies
Twitter: QueenOFun
Hehe i hope you have a wonderful day and good luck to you! ^3^
I've brought some lexapro (Escitalopram) off the interwebs....this is a stupid plan isnt it.....
and no I didn't talk to a doctor before.
I just want to feel okay.
I already work, go to the gym & see friends.
I try to be a normie, but I m not fooling anyone.
Of all the drugs to buy of the net why that?
Dude they give that shit out like candy.
You will have absolutely no tolerance for alcohol so if you do drink go light. You may not get boner or fapping will take longer this is saddening.
>>25455467
because I couldn't find effexor - anxiety & well phobias I guess .
>>25455484
I'm sure they do but that means goin to the doctors and talking to people about my problems.
![291736ef5a2d74bce6606839a0c10023[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xbqCDj0.jpg "291736ef5a2d74bce6606839a0c10023[1]")
buttcycle
I prefer my bike, but I'll have to concede she has the nicer arse.
i don't like it because the only way that it really rolls of the tongue well is if you say buttsicle, which would mean a popsicle that you put in your butt or a shitsicle that is derived from your anal cavity
>>25455716
>which would mean a popsicle that you put in your butt or a shitsicle that is derived from your anal cavity
I literally laughed out loud and had a hearty cuckle
Were you happy with your life at age 18?
How are you now?
how are his arm and hand doing that?
>>25455348
Well when I was 18 I was a neet with a chubby gf and living the dream
Same, same. Still in front of a screen.
do you think it's possible to fall in love with someone you've never met in person?
>>25455291
You wouldn't be falling in love with the person then, only your own idea of them
>>25455291
Yes, if by love you mean infatuation. Don't read too much into it, though. It can only end in tears.
Whenever I talk shit about women on the Internet, I always have to add an asterisk for this one girl I know who is fucking amazing.
honestly can someone please tell me where the fuck i am?
le dark corner of the interwebs
>>25455268
The closest thing to Hell as exists on earth.
turn back before it's too late
Give us your best voice acting and act a scene or maybe impersonate Someone/something. Lets go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cGT1Sml9Gi
>>25455263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fFv1FXhB2h
>>25455466
Not my best recording but at least I got dubs
I cant record anything loud right now but here is me doing the krusty krab pizza song in another language for my friends
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jdac6N1s6r
Do girls exaggerate their drunkness?
I was hanging out with 2 girls and we drank. But at the end I felt like they were over exaggerating how drunk they were. They were both wrapping themselves around my arms to keep support as I was walking home. And they also wouldn't tell me what the right stop was to get back to their place and this at 2 AM and if we didn't get back to the right stop we'd be stranded.
It was pissing me off because I was out of my own town and it was their house we were supposed to go to and I had no idea where I was going.
They'd also talk about wanting to get fucked and stuff.
>>25455248
you sperged yourself out of a good time family.
Girls will act like they got blackout drunk after a beer or two. I've gotten a few bjs where the girls a few days later acted like they just didn't remember even though they were damn near sober during.
Yes, girls often exaggerate it so they feel like they can get away with being slutty
>Be me
>In college
>Have a strong bond with younger cousin
>She's 15
>She's been dating a guy for about five months
>One day, she tells me they had unprotected sex
>Show my disappointment and lecture her
>She says he may have finished inside of her
>The kid can't even remember
>She told me she was in a sex endured trance during the whole thing
>Yell at her, but show my concern
>Two weeks later, I buy her a pregnancy test
>It comes up positive
>She becomes very worried
>Later on she tells me she's gonna have an abortion and not tell the guy
>Tell her that's unfair and that he needs to be held partially responsible for this
>She doesn't listen
>A few weeks pass
>She decides to tell him
>He reacts rather unexpectedly
>He wants to keep the baby
>Again, I show my concern but I support her decision
>Find out a few weeks later that the guy proposed to her
>Ask her if they'll be getting married after high school
>She says it's now
>Ask her why she'd go through with this now
>She says, and I quote, "Well, we've already had sex, so what else is there really to do?"
>Tell her she's rushing into this
>Tell her it might be the hormones talking
>Tell her a bunch of shit
>She doesn't listen
What should I do?
>>25455228
let kids be kids
>>25455228
Pics?
Also, tattle to your uncle
>>25455228
Buy her one of the educational baby dolls, tell her to watch for it a whole month and but the baby on the most realistic mode (i think some of these doll shave various diffculties)
Problem solved
Should I buy this jacket
https://www.zalando.fi/hugo-miroc-pitkae-takki-black-hu722n009-q11.html
>>25455206
>400 euro jacket
Vittu.
>>25455257
But its the only one I like, the cheaper similar ones have ugly collars. The price of looking awesome
>>25455206
Take this to /fa/'s cop or not threads.
I like it, but Hugo Boss quality isn't what it used to so if I were you I'd hunt it down and feel it first.
Who /weirddreams/ here? I just woke up from a dream where I kissed my oneitis and she turned into a super saiyan and then she went off to fight Buzz Lightyear in space.
Dreamed I was having sex with some white girl.
Woke up and never went back to sleep that night.
Still wasn't the first time I dreamed about sex.
>>25455116
Dreamed about being under a firing squad in Nazi deathcamp
Lucky Aragorn and his army came and saved me just in time.
>>25455116
I have some weird dreams sometimes.
One time, I found myself driving one of those huge oil tankers, except I was just cruising down the highway around my city.
I ended up driving to my old grade school, grabbing my old gameboy color from my locker, and then driving it home back the way I came.
>/r9k/ doesn't have a counterargument against the statement on the pic.
Why not just buy anime and mountain dew with the money?
>>25455107
Money would make me pretty happy.
>>25455132
>>25455145
Pretty sure this is an argument against wagecucks boys
