Any other robots find wes andersons movies comfy?
>>25457445
more than you know anon
more than you know
>>25457445
I watched that movie on nye.
I liked it, great way to enter 2016.
What movie would you recommend next?
Fantastic mrfox is About the comfiest movies ive ever watched. I fucking love it.
Would /r9k/ date a weeaboo girl? Video is very much related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CirgVj8Baw
i mean sure why not, her voice sounds like grated anus though holy shit so not her
Literal damaged goods. You're in for hell you go out with those psychotic bitches. STAY AWAY.
I have a jap gf, why would I?
I don't know where the guy who makes the F&F threads went but I need a comfy thread.
Make yourself some coffee, some tea, or fix yourself a cold drink if you prefer and come sit by the fireplace.
>how was your New Years Eve?
>what does 2016 hold for you?
>is there anything you're looking forward to?
>was today better than yesterday?
>are you happy?
Went to a rave, got ass, fucked said ass, drove home at 7AM, went back to being an autist.
Gunna try to get in better condition, flunked Out college so I gotta work for the city until I can afford an apartment.
>>25457398
Where are you living now?
>>25457346
>New years nothing special ...stayed home played games
>2016 finish 3rd year in uni working 3 semesters after
>my friend from highschool is visiting on the 6th, which is great cause i dont have any friends here
>today was better because my friend said he's going to visit
>am i happy? I should be .... but no
Anons, please tell me about your life, I need to be distracted, and it's cathartic to share feelings with other anons.
sure m8, I'll tell you my life. I am a 5 ft 5 asian manlet with a visible scar on my face. I used to be bullied in high school and now i have anxiety issues. I have not touched a girls hand before and the only girl I've ever kissed is a stripper in bangkok, in which she rejected me. After that experience, I was ashamed by myself and will not allow myself to tempted by women again. Now I am on my way to take over a food business that would could probably make 5 digits a month, but will definitely hurt my health in the long run. I plan to take over the business, make...
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Had a mental breakdown last year. Had panic attacks, went catatonic, felt like everything around me, and sometimes me, wasn't real, heard voices, couldn't focus enough to read a fucking book (I'm not kidding), thought about suicide constantly.
Stayed in my room for 3 days and didn't come out to eat or do anything else, hit myself and tried to drink myself to sleep.
Finally got help after a week or so of this, but took 4 months from that point to get me an an effective dose of the right meds.
It helped a lot but now I'm getting...
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>>25459750
>but will definitely hurt my health in the long run.
In what way? The stress from running the business? But
>make a lump sum of money by 15 years and retire in a quiet peaceful country and get a dog, a house, and die there.
sounds pleasant, I have a similar plan, hopefully.
>>25459758
That's terrible anon. Would going to a doctor preemptively before things worsened be of any advantage?...
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>wake up
>look into the mirror
>see this
what do
start an uprising
>>25457318
Fuck I wish I was as attractive as Elliot
He's not a 10 or anything, but it'd be a huge improvement
>tfw no tomboyish, low maintenance, high functioning asperger gf
omg me me me pick me
>>25457307
My cousin is literally what you described
She's plain looking though
>>25457307
>>high functioning aspergers
what do you mean by this?
Who /muslim/ here ?
I guess the Russians didn't cuck the Mongols and Russify them.
Isn't Islam an Abrahamic religion and thus intrinsically Jewish?
posting in a bait thread
>tfw no qt weeb bf
>tfw no sword art online 3 to watch with bf
i would never want to be in a relationship with someone who had such a shitty taste in anime
>tfw no qt bf to sexually humiliate
all i want is to step all over some pathetic boy's balls
>tfw sao is shit after first arc
Watch something worthy
My female therapist gives me the maternal comfort I never really got from my mother. She is too kind and qt and I see her as a very pure person. When I leave I'm going to miss her greatly. How do I get over this?
Also, therapy general I guess
>>25457287
I had to leave mine. I just could not stop thinking that she wanted to fuck me. I dont know why but every time i saw her i wanted to get dominated by her? Shit fucked me up but i had to stop seeing her
>>25457287
I had a sexy German therapist, but she was complete shit. Literally let me speak for a total of 2 minutes through 3 sessions, and told me I need a proper diet and sleep schedule, as if I didn't know that.
You're paying for a prostitute you don't get to fuck.
MEGAKEK
Have you ever seen people who no matter how badly they fuck up their lives they still have nice things hapen to them ?
I know some guys like this no matter how badly they fuck up through bad choices or stupidity they constantly shit golden eggs. You know the type of guys your parents and teachers say wait to see what happens them in a few years, and they have a much better existence than you.
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any half-fuckable woman who took advantage of a guy for women
>>25459354
money*
fuck my life
>>25459340
the grass always looks greener on the other side, anon.
I was like the guy you're talking about, I got my GED and I'm in college now and working part time at a job that I don't hate but its shitespecially since i just lost my entire bank in runescape
Why are you fine, civilized supreme gentlemen sitting here wallowing in self-pity while barbarians are laying siege to the gates of western civilization?
You think that the caliphate is going to leave you alone with your waifu simulators? That shit is absolutely haram, and you can't wear an occulus rift when you have no head.
Why aren't you getting a nice right-wing gf and having Christian babies with her while trying to repair the damage that has been done to your society by feminism and the left?
>>25457276
Have you lost it mate?
Plus that shit would get laughed out of /His/.
You do know there was like 45 crusades?
They can have my fleshlight when they pry it from my cold dead hands
>>25457302
>45 crusades
Right okay dude. Sure.
Normies react to "6 terrifying 4chan posts"
what's /r9k/'s opinion ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJZ3Z3H4OQ
>>25459200
this reaction channel is so cancerous
they just react to everything that comes out and get their views for it
>>25459200
I thought the one on the right was Lemmy Kilmister for a moment.
>>25459222
That is literally every reaction channel. Jesus Christ, why are people watching people reacting to things
I wanted to make a thread where we share some of our seriously contemplated but wildest dreams/goals in life, no matter how silly or far fetched. I'll start.
>Acquire large property in the middle of Oregon
>Build Tipi village
>Turn it into a young persons homeless commune
>New people are approved or disapproved based on their likability and hotness (studio 54 style)
>Chop wood, grow vegetables, farm animals
>nudity is the norm
>include psychedelic mushroom farming of the masses
>bonfires every night, holding hands, making music
>grow beard, walk around barefooted, have sex
>people come and go, keep cycle repeating
>>25457211
>get decently rich from some job that I'm still working on
>buy a van
>drive around the place with my waifu hiking, swimming and rock climbing
>take a lot of drugs
>learn no dig farming
>learn fertilizer
>study the essentials of botany
>learn biodynamics
>learn nature magic from pagans and books
>learn terraforming from african tribes
>become vegan
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>>25457211
Wild:
Teleport to akkad, 2250 BC, gifted power of immortality, impervious to physical harm and disease, gifted power to change appearance at will, gifted knowledge of all languages, the ability to escape from traps, cages, and other sticky situations, and the ability to die at my own will. I would then watch history as a spectator, from akkad to america, to whatever comes next.
Real:
Train for another year, enlist in the navy, go to the great lakes, then to Coronado, display leadership at BUDS, display...
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Hey guys! Lets have a rose thread!
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I open /r9k/, I see this mongrel trap-like humanoid with pimples out her ass. What is even alluring about this thing? Pointy chin, pimples, flat chest ... What the hell is wrong with you?
>>25457425
i have no clue. at least ashley is a qt.
>>25457146
>with pimples out her ass.
Got any proof to back that up?
>seeing her during easter holidays
>remember my dick is small
>5.5 inches long, not girthy
>>25457129
JUST bee yourself, OP. That's all you should be!
lol that's not small
>>25457179
she is literally some kind of shapely pawg though, I'm scared I won't satisfy her.