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I'm traveling in Europe by train
which city/country has the easiest and best non-hooker pussy?
warsaw is ok from my experience
>>25462794
Please share your secrets with me
t. Anon from Warsaw
I'd say go by motorcycle if possible, going by trains it will be hard to see the actual county but only the cities. If that's what you want then train works well just visit all the big Yuropean cities.
Tick tock, slave. Your Monday morning wake up call is right around the corner.
Feels good not having to go into work ever.
>tfw no one will hire you neet
>>25462617
I only work because I want to. I was born with more money than I'll ever spend.
B-but what if I really enjoy my job?7
If you are in college you are a normie
If you graduated college you are a normie
if you have a job making more than 20k a year you are a normie
If you dont want to kill yourself you are a normie
if you have EVER had a gf you are a normie
If you have EVER had sex with or kissed a female you are a normie
If you "go out" regularly you are a normie
Any questions?
>>25462606
I have a job making $45k per (in salary and 401k benefits) and graduated college, but am KV and very little social life. I don't think I'm a normie.
U forgot
>if youre a female youre a normie
>>25462645
Fuck off normalslime, you are not welcome here
>Depressed and lethargic
>Dropped out of uni the week of my exams last year
>Started antidepressants and modafinil
I feel like I'll be able to cope if I went back
Do you think the university will let me take the end of year exams this May, if I email them with an explanation and a doctors note?
I can't start again from year 1, it's too many years of my life.
>>25462592
bump
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Maybe. Might as well try emailing them about it, anyway.
>>25462592
no, colleges are intensely entrenched bureaucracies. they don't need you, there are a million other students waiting to take your place. the bargaining power is completely skewed. you're going to have to wait.
>sorry brew you fucked up with your brain problems
Who /feels shame and embarrassment/ after every time they socialize? Just can't stop analyzing the "mistakes" or stupid shit I've said, even years/months ago. It gets really crippling. Drunk memories are the worst.
Reminding myself that nobody really cares and that I don't really pay attention to others screwing up doesn't help. How do I cure this?
>>25462511
>Who /feels shame and embarrassment/ after every time they socialize?
Yup.
It's bad enough when the cringe is fresh, but involuntarily reliving it months/years after the fact is the absolute worst. For fuck's sake, I can remember trips I made to the grocery store in 2008.
>Reminding myself that nobody really cares and that I don't really pay attention to others screwing up doesn't help. How do I cure this?
I honestly don't think there's any other way.
At this point it's become constant emotional background noise for me. I just ride it out. No matter how much it sucks, it won't last forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EVeeR41aGwI also drink. A lot.
>>25462511
Some people say it's a symptom of ADHD.
http://www.dodsonadhdcenter.com/rejection-sensitive-dysphoria/
I haven't had a conversation with someone in my own age group in 4 years
Any graduate students here?
Whats your experiences like?
Is it better than undergrad ?
Do you still have time for a social life?
>>25462487
I would either be getting one in accounting or finance around 23 if that helps.
>>25462487
>going back to college a second time because you still didnt get your desired wagekek job
fackin lmao wagekeks paying millions just so you can suck your jew boss of harder hahahahaha
>>25462512
Well a bachelors degree has become the new highschool degree.
So a higher title would just be a mark of pride for me.
Also yeah earning a CPA license and becoming a finance manager because of my graduate degree sounds pretty nice
College is still a good idea for the right degrees
if a dog wore pants, how would he wear them? this is important
A dog wouldn't wear pants. It's a dog.
>>25462446
but what if he did, huh??
>>25462432
Clothing for humans wont ever be sufficient for a dog
Anyone here ever jerk off together with a friend?
I want to with a buddy of mine but don't know how to go about asking, any tips/ pointers on how to bring it up?
We've chatted about porn and stuff before and he browses r9k so I'm hoping he sees this too.
>>25462381
Do you want to suck him off or jerk him off?
>>25462447
The latter I suppose
How about "Hey, how you doin? I'm gay. Do you wanna have gay sex with me?"
>tfw you make your mother cry
>>25462345
>caring
>bitch doesn't deserve it.
>gave birth to me.
It's her problem and fault.
my mother has told me to kill myself
>>25462345
Eh, done it too many times for it to affect me now. She does plenty of shit that makes me want to cry but I just suck it up. Not my fault she can't manage her emotions effectively.
Share your gondolas familias
I like them but if feels like it's already a dead meme, so I need to stock up before they stop circulating
>>25462302
stop spreading glorious /int/ memes
>>25462333
Well it's not like it was any more alive on /int/
Here you go familia. I hope you're pleased.
Who here /Sleep Paralysis/
>>25462299
sleep paralysis is a meme
>>25462299
I get this a lot, and I fear things like your picture happening it makes sleeping unpleasant 2bh I'm especially spooped by aliens
>>25462364
I'm honestly scared of sleeping can you stay up and talk to me?
>my oneitis has been leading me on for a while
>finally got alpha enough to tell her that i'm done with this shit, that i realize that it's never going to happen and that i'm going to fuck off from her life
>she goes apeshit and doesn't understand why i don't want to be friends
>she doesn't fucking know what a friendzone is
Wow, this hurts a lot, this is the part in my clinical depression where I get REALLY bad. Cya robots, nice knowin ya
This happened to me except I only mildly liked the girl, I seriously cannot understand why women don't get this, are women all autistic in certain regards?
>>25462433
I even got guilty and told her that we can still be friends, but I'm just saying that to her so that she stops crying and shit. Tomorrow when we meet irl again, I'm completely ignoring her and going no-contact
Maybe her sadness will help my recovery :)
>>25462483
you fully understand your no-contact will drive her to seduce and/or break you... r-right senpai?
Remember, if youre a woman you can kill your children
Post link to the bait, faggot
tfw no murder gf
>>25462262
>he needs a link to casey anthony story
uninformed faggot
>tfw you think about wanting a gf and then realise you'll just get bored of her and want to go back to your chinese cartoons and memeposting
>tfw any material possession you get is fun for a maximum of a few days before you stop caring about it altogether
>tfw ywn be happy or satisfied with anything
>tfw no one replies to your threads
>tfw pre emptive bloxing this post
>>25462224
It's called the hedonic treadmill. Lower your desires and then everything will make you happy. It sounds like a meme but it makes sense and it's real. Good luck
>>25463465
I've heard of the concept before, but surely if you go by that idea then even lowering your desire will cause you to go back to your happiness baseline?
ne1 here ever eat this shit? its pretty darn good
I've tried them, they were actually really good
That shit is the king of packaged noodles right now.
>>25462218
you should really attempt to make it like it looks on the picture
it's great for a while by itself but then it depresses the fuck out of me until I add meat, vegetables and egg to it
