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I've finally cracked it. Life is pain. We are not made to be happy. We suffer and die. A German phrase I love is:
Lerne leiden, ohne zu klagen.
(Learn to suffer without complaining)
>>25458867
Yes, life is a penitentiary for suffering. Once you see people as suffers like yourself, you will become a lot more kind.
>>25458867
Then what's the point?
I didn't ask to be born. I was selfishly brought here.
>>25458867
I think it's not as pain
but it's clueless
A girl moved in in the appartment next to mine in september.
I helped her to install new locks on her door. (She rang to ask me for a screwdriver). To thank me she coocked me stuffed aubergines.
Since then at least 2 times a week she gives me some food she cooked saying she "cooked too much".
I talked to my sister and she said maybe the neighbor liked me. For one I doubt it (kissless virgin, girls never showed any interest in me). She also gives me lesbian vibes (short hair, no girly clothes).
How can I tell? What should I do?
It's very easy. Let me write it down in steps.
1. Take a look at yourself.
2. Are you a Chad? If yes then she is attracted you. If not then she is not.
>>25463324
>she gives me some food she cooked saying she "cooked too much"
Well that's how it happens in anime so it must be true
That's really cute sounding, but I read Molester Man several times and according to that she's not into you. You should ask to do more just friends things though or maybe buy a very small gift as thanks for the food. That's sort of a courtesy thing.
That feel when you see someone you seriously fucking hate in the hallway. You want to kick their ass but you can't do anything because you'd get expelled.
aren't you a little young to be posting here, buddy?
>>25458758
I'm actually in grad school, I'm talking about the hallways in my building. I realized it sounds like highschooler shit as I was posting it but it seriously makes me fucking mad. I wish you could just beat the shit out of people who deserve it in the adult world, meanwhile they can do whatever passive aggressive vitriolic shit they want to their hearts' content.
>>25458747
You can still hate someone. Doesn't mean that the person actually give a fuck about you. Unless you have legitimate answer to hate on that person cause of personal stuff. You should just chillout.
Did i forget something?
ga leren ofso
>>25458712
you forgot the nigger that's going to cuck chad
>>25458734
>Chad
>Getting Cucked
There is a hipster bar or whatever they're called close to me.
I really want a boyfriend, not casual sex since I'm KV but I don't know how to talk to guys.
Normies, how do I talk to artsy sensitive men in bars?
Just sitting there won't work, since the indie types have awkward sperg tendencies at times.
>wanting to meet men at a bar
>not wanting just casual sex
It's like women are actually fucking retarded
>>25462994
Lolzush
>>25462972
i went to art college... for a semester, it doesnt matter since i got a college profesor teaching me now.
Feeding him attention couldnt hurt, maybe try buying him a drink? i dont know
Why do people use "failed normie" to exclude someone from being a robot when all robots are failed normies to begin with?
A robot is not a failed normalfag.
A robot never had a chance, we were born this way.
>>25458687
>5'10, 161lbs
>age 12
how?!?
>>25458687
Because even absolute failures need someone to look down upon, so they look down upon those who failed slightly less. The bigger a miserable disappointment your life is, the higher your status on /r9k/.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your last day of freedom. Hope you didn't get spoiled having all those days of freedom due to the holidays.
>>25458663
Why are you living conditions neet?
Comfy room, condition's, nice PC etc?
Generally interested
>>25458663
Good morning to you to NEETcuck. I see that you are up bright and early. It's good that you took mommy's warning about no more going to sleep at 4am else mommy would kick you out onto the streets. TICK TOCK NEETcuck, you better not make mommy mad.
>>25458703
Not OP but, i live in a bachelor, i got no bed i just sleep on a bunch of comfy pillows and blankets, and i was able to repair this free treadmill that i got from cregs list, other then that my comp is pretty old still has a 660gtx and i eat kraft dinner each everyday but that doesn't really bother me since im canadian
how does one start enjoying stuff again, robots? i'm so incredibly bored with life atm, and it's driving me insane. all i do is eat, sleep, work and browse internet/shitpost.
i used to exercise but i quit doing that a while ago. i dont get any satisfaction from games anymore, i used to be really competitive and always tried to rank up/win and now i just dont care and it feels like a chore to play. same thing with anime, it feels daunting just trying to start watching a new series. no friends or gf obviously, but i dont really care about social interaction. i just want life to feel worth living, i want something that im passionate about or at least something that i enjoy doing and can pass the time with. i have no motivation to do anything at all, and feel constantly tired, im not quite sure where to go from here.
and no i dont/wont do any drugs/alcohol
robots pls help my autism
>>25458599
You need a meaningful job/studies and a wife and kids to take care off desu. Welcome to adulthood.
>>25458754
i am in no position to have a wife/kids. and i have no idea how to find a job that i wouldnt mind because i have basically no interests.
2 months of shit min wage pay job proves that being a neet is the way to go but I need money
wut can i do for cash?
>>25458497
>min wage
tip: don't work for minimum wage
>>25458509
Only job i could find at 20 in shitty town
>>25458497
sell your ass
tfw when you realize there's no afterlife and death is inevitable
Before you were born, you were basically dead/didn't exist.
What makes you think you wouldn't exist again after death?
Life is a cycle, a joke.
>>25458463
There is an afterlife and death is a transition. You do not feel no pain. When you die you will have sensory output and a conscious mind. You are immortal, the human body is made of flesh, blood and electrical energy. Energy can never be destroyed.
>>25458463
You do. You become a neet
Is getting high on cough syrup mischievous?
>go to walgreens
>buy 2 bottles of delsym
>cashier: Hope you feel better
>not even sick feel great
>Live in Australia
>Anything containing DXM is behind the counter and you have to ask for it
>They always ask questions about symptoms so they can not sell you it if you slip up
JUST GIVE ME MY LEGAL DRUGS REEEEEEEE
>>25458532
Ausbot here, just bought some Robitussin. The pharmacist knows i don't have a cough but they still give me it.
He probably gets fucked up after work on all those sweet pills.
Those feel when juggling three gfs at the same time
This post made me verbally REEE on public transport, fucking delete it.
>>25458901
One of them knows but she is ok with it. She is so in love with me.
>>25458433
>>25458942
I'm legitimately in the same boat, family.
>>25458901
Stay mad, cuck.
>tfw have had more girl"friends" than guy friends for the past 3 years
>tfw no true guy friend for over 3 years
I just want dude to hang out with.
>>25458419
What's the matter OP?
Are you a gay misogynist?
>>25458419
Why don't you add your girl friends on Facebook, normie cuck?
>>25458419
>we have tfw no gf
>he has tfw no friends
That's a woman's feels friend
Why is she so perfect, /r9k/?
All I want in life is to suck on her tits while she strokes my hair.
Is that too much to ask? ;_;
>>25460875
>All I want in life is to suck on her tits while she strokes my hair.
God I know that feel.
I want to drink her milk.
I know that feel anon, but the world is a cruel
place and you much understand the chances of
that happening are astronomically small.
The easier thing to >>25460956 is get a cute MilkMaid off backpage.
>>25460970
>MilkMaid
This is a thing?
Oh my...
>been browsing this board since 14
>realize the things going around me thanks to 4chan
>realize in time that what things are forbidden if you want to fit in with society thanks to other robots
thanks /r9k/ for making my life and everything betterlife is still meaningless for me and im sad thats why i still browse it
Fitting in is easy imo, especially when you frequent this board
It just feels like dying internally
>>25459752
then how come everyone complaining about having no friends and that they can get no gfs?
i mean i fit in just fine have a girlfriend can talk to girls usually everyone likes me/nice to me even tough im pretty mediocre and only nice
its just what you said i usually feel sad but its probably cause when i odnt hang out with friends or not studying i dont do anything just feel
>>25459752
That's exactly my feeling too. Unlike some people on this board. I'm not a NEET. I can get friends easily, I can get on well wil almost everyone. Telling people what they want to hear is pretty easy to figure out. It's just whenever I do this normalfag shit it doesn't feel genuine. It feels like I'm lying to myself. I don't know why. I always assumed it would make me happy to try to fit in with the normies, but the more I do it, the more I hate myself.
