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>>24371200
I only shit once a week. I don't hold it in that's just how it always ends up.
>>24371239
wtf do you eat at all during the week?
I shit once every two days. When I was little I enjoyed holding my shits in as long as possible, probably some latent psychosexual Freudian shit. I go immediately these days but it looks like my rectum has been conditioned beyond the point of no return.
Hello!
Welcome to Asianburger, may I take your order?
>>24371186
how many pounds of make up are you wearing in your face m'am?
Nee! Senpai, the food here is very kawaii. Daisuki Daisuki!
I'd like a bucket of eastern style dog legs and some sum yang guai sauce, to go thanks.
What do you think of those girls over on /cgl/? They're not degenerate, right?
>>24371120
They seem to be. But, everyone is different on the internet. I mean, on the internet i act gay, but that couldnt possibly be me irl, because i'm straight
/cgl/ is full of the most narcissistic, self-absorbed, vain, shallow and stuck up bitches on earth.
>>24371120
what is with japs and heavy weaponry?
>be me
>26 y/o female wagefriend
>been posting on *chan boards almost everyday for ~11 years
>dont use any IMs, don't use IRC, dont do much chat in multiplayer vidya, last time i tried a chatroom made by anons i lasted 2 mins
>having internet friends is pointless because i will never log into whatever chat thing they use and i wont want to talk to them more than once
>livejournal is dead, tumblr is insufferable, rebbit isn't anon enough
>its hard to interact in any non-anonymous non-imageboard format seeing as its been my main form of communication since i was a teenager
>4chan is too edgy for me these days and the userbase is only growing younger but its the only place online where i can have a chat about topics i enjoy sometimes
>tonight i thought about tying to contact one of my former coworkers because we like some of the same sci fi stuff
>realized he will just misinterpret me as being into him or something and this will make it impossible to interact in a friendly way so its better for everyone if I dont try
/r9k/ I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not really even sad. I'm just observing that this is one of the last places where i really chat with people anymore besides a few long-time friends IRL who i make sporadic contact with. 4chan has come to be pretty different from the old days but I keep coming here. Not sure what I am looking for at this point. Anyone else in a similar situation? How is your evening going?
Why do you care whether or not someone might think you're into them unless you're actually into them?
>>24371088
I lost my only friend over the summer. I'm glad it's over because this person was really bad to me, but I really have no one to talk to anymore besides /r9k/. I don't have online friends either.
I realized it today driving home, thinking "wow I don't really meaningfully interact with people anymore do I? I just post thoughts online."
I've been on 4chan for as long as you. I don't think it's affected my communication skills. But I try to make friends in the real world but everyone seems understandably busy.
>>24371175
I just post thoughts online too, like a journal of thoughts. I do it mostly with my one online friend though, i dont know what i'll do when she finally cuts contact with me.
>comments on a porn video
Why do porn sites even allow comments? They're the most cringeworthy texts anyone could ever put on the internet. The only acceptable comments are the ones telling you exactly what time to skip to in the video to get to the good parts.
>>24371049
I'd say knowing who the random whore is who make your dick hard is helpful as well.
Mmmm so sexy thrad I thought very good :) You have Yahoo instant mesage?
weirdest comments on xvideos are from middle aged white guys and creepy indian guys
>be nice to guy once or twice
>a week to month later he confesses love for you
Every time. Is it literally impossible to have a platonic opposite sex friend nowadays?
i didn't really read your post but this is a dog thread now
>>24371046
You literally can't have a male friend if you're a female. They're simply too thirsty.
>>24371078
Why are his legs like noodles?
Anyone who has been in a skype group from /r9k/, or anywhere on 4chan really, knows what a dismal state they are in.
Plagued by attentionwhore "not like the other girls ;3" women, normalfags, nonwhites, redditors, and a plethora of other such scum.
How would you feel about a group that purged all of these things, and actually had a goal of playing certain games that require a group together? Would there be enough people on this board to even meet the criteria? If so, would the ones who do even like this idea?
The baseline criteria for joining I thought about would be the following:
-Male
-White
-NEET (Flexibility may be possible here, as long as you aren't a 'dued weed lmao xD my gf said...' you probably know what I'm talking about)
-An interest in games that require a group effort, and willing to actually contribute in such a group
-Not a redditor/shitty memer e.g. "dude normies lmao xDD le REEEE amirite guiz?? lol "
-Straight, and not a "trap" or "tranny". Can easily be just as cancerous as a female in a group.
Let me know what you (people who meet the criteria, as the people who don't do not have valid opinions) think. The more I think about it, the more it sounds like a "wizard gaming" group but I wouldn't dare post it to that site since it likely breaks some rule or another, even though it would be immensely beneficial to the users there.
>>24371038
Shameless self bump.benis
>>24371156
Shameless self bump #2. I don't think this thread deserves to die without any response when 99% of the threads on the board are unoriginal garbage that I see almost every day, so I'll just keep bumping until I either get banned or get tired of it.
>>24371237
Yo, from the uk. what's your time zone?
why dont girls like us? why are we here? just to suffeR?
If you can't even like yourself what are the chances you could like someone else? seems like a bit of a time waster.
>>24371027
I watched freaks and geeks and as cliche as it sounds, it taught me to just be yourself
>>24371027
sweet pepe brah
>Feeling lonely
>Go on small twitch stream
>Donate $10
>Streamer gets excited and actually happy you're there.
>>24371002
People always play that up so they can squeeze maximum cash from their viewers. Just like cam-whores
>giving free money to enable worthless streamerjews
you are the worst person on earth
>Feeling lonely
>Go to hooker
>She looks all miserable
>Whip out cash
>She gets excited and actually happy i'm here
First person to get trips determines if I go to work or if I call off for the second time in a month because I fucking hate working. You can decide the excuse I give too.
> no NEETs allowed in here to rub salt in the wound
Sorry boss, I got the clap from boning some nignog behind the McDonald's last night.
>>24370979
mooooooooods this guys posting a trips thread blox blox blox
Sorry, grand Jew, but my penis is stuck in my anime pillow. I won't be coming in today.
I'm thinking of vacationing somewhere with my pal for a few days sometime soon and thought it be cool to bring some LSD with us
Would it be worth it to try to sneak LSD onto a plane? I feel like it be extremely easy to do and I could just slip a couple tabs into my wallet or something. Dosage is microscopic so even if for some reason they did find it they wouldn't be able to test for it would they?
I personally want to go to Japan and see if I can see a hatsune miku hallogram concert while tripping and check out the temples and scenery beforehand
>>24370972
not in japan. that's just retarded.
Go to Jerusalem
Absolutely do not sneak drugs on a plane you tard. Not worth it ever.
I orbited this guy for like 4 years now and today he finally recognized me as something more than a friend, but I also found out he has a 3 ("4 inches on a good day") inch penis.
Is this the end? I don't have any experience here, but it's not a lot. How do I even interact with him about that? How do I not seem slightly disappointed?
H-he's still my husbando..
so ur a fag right
Have you ever had sex before?
Don't throw the towel in just yet, it might do fine for you. Maybe not but... hell, worth a shot, right?
>>24370962
>>24370962
If you are a fag you should probably just hang yourself.
How do I stop being sad?
With positive reinforcers. Surround and immerse yourself in all that which is happy and positive.
Listen to happy music, watch happy shows, talk to happy people, read happy books. Think happy thoughts (very important one)
Happy happy happy.
I'll even start you off with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHT5KNoWjzY
By being awesome instead.
The birthday pics going around lately have really brought me down. Like I think about these pics when I'm not even online and shit.
>christmas and thanksgiving family gathering coming
>wheres the gf anon?
>do you have a job anon?
>hows school anon?
>you look so white anon, have you been outside recently?
god i am going to need xanax once again this year....
how do you other anons cope?
>where's the gf anon
show them your hand
>do you have a job anon?
show them your vidya
>hows school anon
you know i didn't go to college assholes
>you look so white anon-
racist
>doing thanksgiving at mom's mom this year
>will have to talk to cunt grandmother I hate
>will have to talk to her husband I hate
>I might have the misfortune of seeing my crazy aunt
Thinking about staging a serious accident so I get to spend thanksgiving in the hospital.
Stabbing my eye out so I look like Big Boss.
Shit like this is why the holidays are prime suicide season. Good luck robots.
>*munches*
Do Asian girls poop?
>that'll be $4.19 plus tip
>>24370801
No, only disgusting gaijin poo.
