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>doesn't have to be pretty
>doesn't have to be smart
>doesn't even have to be skinny, just not total landwhale (chubby is fine)
>would even settle for a single mom at this point
>would be grateful for even chad leftovers
>can't even be betabux for someone because no bux
J-just how low can they go senpai?
>>24375108
Please spoiler that shit, or at least put a trigger warning. I can't handle seeing qt's who'll never be my gf without getting severely depressed these days.
My current standards
>a human
>not a deformity
How low can we go
>>24375108
If you don't like a girl it's harder for you to get her to like you simply because it's fucking hard to lie consistently if you're already under pressure and are acting like a nervous fuck, which is likely if you're a virgin on /r9k/.
Anyone else getting tired of all the fucking frog posters? It's like a damn plague straight out of the Bible.
>>24375086
???
Frog posters have been here for years, and are part of the /r9k/ culture
>>24375162
They have become far more rampant, I think. And it's all just shitposting memes. It's almost as bad as that "Poo poo pee pee" phase
I liked it better when the board was all about >tfw no gf because at least there was some normal conversations. This place is like [s4s] lite
>>24375206
Poopoo peepee was great, but it failed, now pepe belongs to the normie, and we should stop using it.
Except when he's with wojak
![rootofgood-monte-alban-mexico[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aFt5WTH.jpg "rootofgood-monte-alban-mexico[1]")
You in twenty years
>ywn seduce a nubile indian girl and make her elope with you from her rainforest dwelling tribe
>ywn impregnate her nubile body with your white seed again and again like your conquistador forefathers
>you shall forever remain a khv >white boy
I want Israel to go away
>>24375009
They look happy enough
>you've been in college for two months
>made 0 friends
>have days in which I literally don't talk to anyone
I thought Tomoko's situation was exaggerated and impossible irl. I was wrong.
Having no friends is better than having forced friends tbhfam
>>24375064
What do you know normie.
There is nothing worse than being singled out as no partner, or forced to work with 2 friends during chemistry practicals.
>>24374918
>go to highschool at 19, class is full of 16 yos
>don't talk to anyone for a year
>read books on every break
>drop out because lonely and depression
;_;
>>24375092
Every time. Always was the one who had to work as a third or has no pair. JUST
What is it like being high on heroin?
>>24374751
it's like being high on cocaine
>>24374751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgV-vaClOs0
You could either try opiates yourself or research on many other places in the Internet.
I've enjoyed snorting heroin in the past. It's mellow and comfy. Getting injected with morphine at the hospital feels even better.
Who here is wasted potential and proud?
I mean lots of you were truly fucked from the start but some of us had all the right stuff and just said "fuck it."
If so, why'd you quit life? For me, it was all the fucking losers standing in my way. Just sorta refused to suck all the proper dicks when I knew from birth they shoulda been slob bing my knob. No serious, some people use shitty teachers, dumb as brick bosses as motivation, but not I, no sir. I look at the veritable human garbage I would have to appease for more than just table scraps and I think "how did it get this bad and why should I bother."
They couldn't see greatness incarnate so they can see my brains against the wall, and a smile on my corpse, what's left of it.
Also, I like anime.
iktf
we're going to waste our lives one way or another...might as well waste it being lazy
>>24374709
What does your image say?
>>24374709
Why haven't you started your own business yet? If you can't stand having people over you then you'll definitely like having people under you.
Tell me one reason why NEETs aren't parasites who should be killed.
How else would I feed my ego
I was going to quote the actual definition to be a smartass but it actually sounds exactly like a NEET
NEETOCAUST WHEN?
I wish I was killed since I'm too much of a coward to do it myself.
What's my life become?
>>24374678
what the fuck is wrong with your knee?
>>24374678
>a mutilated penis with lotion senpai
I declare this thread a work of art, deeply relevant to the modern era as well as touching on a personal level.
who /SlowlySlippingIntoDangerousLevelsOfInsanity/ here?
>>24374627
Sounds edgy, tell me more?
>>24374642
There's not really much there is to say about it. There's no one event I can point to. My family didn't die in a plane crash or something and I'm traumatized by that. It's something else. I can say it feels like a desperate last attempt at survival, or something else, evolutionary..
>>24374680
...something sinister?
>wanting to breed with a white or Asian
>2011+1+1+1+1+1-1
Black and dark skinned latina master race.
>Good goy, make another beta
50 times a day until you think it's normal
>>24374549
Guess who's behind all those gay, trap, sissy hormone threads...
>not wanting to breed with all kinds of beautiful women
Fembots will never understand what its like to be a man and as such will never fully integrate to this board.
I just saw a post where a fembot has "feels" and those feels include "getting free Starbucks cards but I don't like Starbucks" and "guys being too nice to me just cause I'm a girl" I mean fucking really? Also fucking
>be male anon
>how to get gf
>"just be yourself anon!"
I mean FUCKING really if you're a girl you ALWAYS have at least one guy chasing you just cause your a girl (except pic related) you can be morbidly obese, gross, never bathe and guys will just ask you out either way. If you're a guy you need to have money, have good clothes, be smart, have a cool car, have a lot of friends. If you see a girl without friends guys usually say "wow she's a loner she must be so unique" but if a girl sees a guy without friends she says "wow he's a loner what a FUCKING loser haahaha"
I mean FUCKING really
>>24374540
You sound triggered friend.
>>24374540
Sounds like someone hasn't seen enough of the world.
There are truly desperate girls/women out there, who would probably kill to have themselves seen in a positive light even by the lowest robot on this board
oh wait a second...
Why don't you guys just keep tripping 24/7?
>>24374479
I don't have unlimited money.
>>24374491
Buy Hawaiian Babywood rose seeds, they're cheap as fuck senpai
>>24374500
I meant Hawaiian Baby Woodrose
You have to fuck one of these three girls
>>24374477
Middle
She seems sincere.
>>24374477
I would fuck you OP
right, right
>get erection but no desire to fap
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>24374476
still in puberty, fap while it feels good
>>24374534
I'm 21, I get boners all the time but barely fap 2-3 times a week.
This doesn't make any sense and I don't think it has anything to do with puberty
>get desire to fap but no erection
>wake up at 6am
>force yourself to clean
>force dress yourself into uncomfortable clothing
>force feed yourself an unhealthy breakfast and force down 20 cups of coffe to energize yourself
>drive 1 hour to get to your job
>slave away at meaningless work other than to make your boss more money while he cuts your pay
>force feed yourself an unhealthy lunch
>go back to making your boss money
>get off
>drive 1 hr back home
>force feed yourself an unhealthy dinner
>be so tired he can't do anything else but self medicate with watching tv and drinking unhealthy beverages
>goes to bed between 9p to 10p
>repeat 5 days a week until he hits retirement age where he realizes he wasted his life for extra income and couldve enjoyed the benefits of being a NEET all along since he still paying on that mortgage, 2 cars, and medical bills
>cries himself to sleep every night realizing he couldve lived the minimalist life and been healthier and happier with his life
Wagekeks actually believe this is the only true path in life, and if you disagree, well you are a loser for not wasting your one and only life away.
>>24374395
Good job fellow NEET, wagekes getting BTFO
>>24374395
wagekecks getting ROASTED today
Samefagging 2bh familia romana
