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Anyone else wish they didn't have to sleep so you could shitpost and browse all day?
What's the fucking source
is this a booby thread
>>24369158
http://teen-cam.com/titsmcgee
Why are amerishits so fucking retarded? Fuck you and your so called 'freedom'.
freedom isn't free, scrote
YUROS
IN
PERIL
Rather be American than Canadian. Liberal feminist meme leader is giving me cancer
Lets have a thread talking about the death of Humanity.
Is it close? What will kill us off?
Come and post shit that just kills you inside.
>>24369078
Dumping some pics
I was going to teach history through teach for america after I graduated, but now that I see this shit, combined with the ruckus at Mizzou (my college) I've lost all faith in the education system
fuck America
>>24369078
>>24369089
Lost.
blox.
if i find this picture kind of appealing, does that make me gay? i feel like anyone would be kinda turned on by this body. it is kind of feminine, in a way.
>>24369017
>feminine
There is nothing wrong with appreciating a beautiful body.
>>24369057
this.
men are capable of admiring a body like that in a truly no homo way.
Rostie is just a meme you dumbfuck virgins!!!!!!
I hope you guys read this and end this meme.
I have fucked plenty of sluts nigga. That were nasty ass hell and i knew that they fucked at least 10 guys even.
Guess what none of them had a pussy like this.
Rostie pussy is genetics. If you ever get laid when you look down I garuntee you wont see a rostie.
Lol you and you dumbfucks will be like hey that pussy is good i guess my girl isnt a ho.
Then a nigga like me will be at your crib lol
thats a lot of turkey meat. thanks giving is right around the corner.
>>24368987
So riddle me this nigga.
A bitch only fucked one guy her whole life. They fucked everyday for ten years. Then he dies. Lets say the rostie thing is true. That would mean she would have a rostie pussy.
Does that mean she is a slut?
No one actually believes it's from having sex.
The point is that roastie pussies are fucking disgusting.
yo anon *cough cough*, take a hit of this chronic
Shut up Dad.
tfw i don't even have degenerate friends like these
>hit them as suggested
>steal drugs and all the cash in their wallets
Anyone here literally not in love/crushing on anyone?
I haven't really liked a girl for maybe 5 years now. I think I give up.
>>24368956
I haven't even spoken to a girl in at least that long, discounting cashiers of course
I have never in my life been attracted to a 3D female.
I have never spoken to a female that wasn't my mother or a cash register.
>>24369013
did you go to public school? you haven't had a single conversation with a female through all that shit?
>she's been online since you sent her that message but she hasn't replied or even looked at your message
>>24368949
Then she clearly isn't into you and for your own sake you should give up.
>>24369200
THIS
Realizing when to move on and not get hung up on someone who isn't into you is a huge step forward friendo.
If you have a normiebook account you can't be a robot, feels don't apply
had one of those fuckin weird dreams this night
>dreaming about having a little cat
>since im a fat fuck i have man tits
>the cat sucks on my tits and i suddenly lose them
>dream im in america
>get shot
>>24368881
>tfw I had a dream I was sucking on a roastie
Even in my dreams I'm kucked.
>vivid dream where I murder someone, real adrenaline rush, absolute terror
>several dreams after are about me evading justice, again terrifying and major adrenaline rushes
And today, for some reason, I couldn't remember whether or not I was dreaming.
Should I change my major from engineering science to mathmatics? I'm a freshman in college and I'm doing well in all my classes, calculus is my favorite, while shit like Matlab and inventor make me want to put a bullet in my brain. I figure that if I'm going to switch majors I should do it as early as possible.
>calculus is my favorite
Oh the memories
>Get into good engineering school as a Humanities major
>Immediately try to transfer into any engineering
>Fail Calc I, three times
>Teaching Assistants have no response to my inability to perform basic arithmetic with consistency
>Take Computer Science
>Get up to Recursion and multi-library use in Java
>A+ in a B-average class
>Next class is Discrete Proofs
>Fail it three times also
>Take ECE 101
>Also fail it
>etc. etc.
>Graduate with 3.0 GPA in History
>Don't even like History
>Get a job at McDonalds
>Never Quit
At this point, my parents are considering throwing me out even though I work 12-16 hours days between two jobs, because I make minimum wage at both and they see my living here as making me too comfortable.
I took a career quiz the other day, and I liked so few of the options that the program could not even generate possible careers.
>>24368865
Switch to math but minor in engineering. If you don't like it switch back to engineering and minor in math
Nothing is wasted
nah keep at it and minor in math. It will get more theoretical and harder as time goes on.
Lets try this again
>That kid who tried to introduce the hardass coach tough guy math teacher into Naruto
That wasmy friend in middle school who was from nepal
>>24368863
>that kid who stole your pokemon game and showed it off to your friends trying to say it was his, even though "his" pokemon were the exact same levels with the exact same nicknames as yours
I swear he looked exactly like the kid in the picture except he was blonde
>that kid that convinced you to trade your yugiyoh decks with him for a day. The next day when you ask for it back he starts playing dumb.
And that was when I began to hate indians
>>24369265
nah, like a fear of falling we are all born with a hatred of Indians. Sometimes it just takes a bit to surface.
Who else here likes to confuse their neighbors? Favorite methods?
A few times a week, in the dead of night, I go out on my front porch and bleat like a goat as loud as I can. We're in the middle of a major city, and it's a pretty damn good goat impression (I've tested it in the field). I act normally otherwise, don't keep pets aside from a tarantula, and live by myself.
can you record yourself doing it?
>>24368909
If I'm still awake at 2 AM tonight, sure.
Still too early for goat time.
>>24368851
Top kek
Please record this. It will be hilarious.
Someone just posted this on Facebook, I want to see your take on it.
>>24368818
That's conplete nonsense.
IF romantic love exists, that person has no idea what it is or is not. Sounds like some whor eyammering on about why she can't keep a man and at the same time philosophizing her inability to be constant.
>>24368818
it's true but who ever thought love was based on effort? only fucking idiot naive millenial kiddies that probably grew up on disney movies and think that they're some prince charming and deserves a womans affection for being an obsessed stalker.
inb4 white knight, wrong I hate women but I hate beta faggots that worship them more
do americans actually eat the skin of an apple? i just tried it and man its disgusting, its like leather, i feel like im going to choke. what the fuck
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN DEE, I'M NOT ALLOWED
Yes?
You don't eat the skin by itself, you just... bite into it and eat the apple as-is...
Do you skin grapes?
Eat the core too, otherwise you are a pussy.
Why do Normalfags respect women so much?
>>24368555
because they have respect for themselves
To get laid and because society taught them to do that.
>>24368575
lol what a c.uck
>>24368555
Because they get pussy with minimal/without effort and aren't antagonized by them, so if they pretend to like them they know they'll get something in return.
