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are they normies?
>rich actors who don't have to work for anything
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EXTERMINATE RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
The actors or the characters?
Show-wise I think the closest one to being a robot is Anders. The other two are straight normie material.
If you mean the characters, I would say cyborg. They don't really have tons of robot traits considering they are mildly social, but also they're not "Chads".
They have shitty wagekek jobs that any high school drop out could do. Women often reject them, drugs, etc. They are very friendly though which makes me think not robot.
Are you passionate about anything, /r9k/?
No, I'm not passionate about anything. It's one of the reason why I'm depressed.
>>24362794
Yes. programming.
I code every single day.
Sometimes when people say vidya is not a hobby, i wonder if developing vidya is different.
It depends on the meaning of "passionate." I am interested in philosophy and such, but not intensely so.
Being passionless naturally leads to depression, but that's alright. I have lived without depression for parts of my life, but disliked that. I prefer my depressive state, as positive emotions prevent rationality, objectiveness, and such.
http://time.com/4108617/person-of-the-year-poll-2015/?iid=poy111615
Come on /r9kFuck off personal army fags/, let's get Donald Trump to make TIME great again
>>24362737
>http://time.com/4108617/person-of-the-year-poll-2015/?iid=poy111615
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ACTUAL POLL
It's just this shitty little video.
>>24362787
http://time.com/4109448/face-off-person-of-the-year-2015/
You guys better vote for Putin
I have been muted for 2 seconds because my comment was not original.
Trips decide First Name
69 decides Last Name
>>24362722
Stacy Thundercunt
>>24362722
nigger (tbqh family)
Dickface.
That's my cat's de-facto name.
>Meet "fembot" about a week ago here
>message each other throughout the nexy few days
>get along great
>share very similar interest
>she stops messaging me the past few days with no explanation
This is bullshit
I haven't been able to even make a new friend in so many years
I just sit in my room all day alone
I thought I at least met someone who I could share interest with
But now I feel lonelier than ever
She hasn't even given me a reason why.
Why do girls do this?
Should I kill myself?
>>24362645
>fembot
Not even once.
>>24362645
>mfw you fell in love with a pretend woman over the Internet
How desperate do you have to be
>>24362689
>How desperate do you have to be
very, you wouldn't understand you fucking normie
besides, im very sure it was a woman
Is it pretty good?
My dog is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. She cuddled up next to me at night and greets me with love when I come home from my wage slave job.
>>24362553
The affection part is good, but the having to play-with-and-walk-her-everyday part is kind of annoying.
If you're a NEET, you should probably get a cat. Dogs are normie pets that require a lot of activity.
comfy as fuck FaM
They say you folks are the keepers of the lore, I have a couple of questions:
- Why does Pepe bully Wojack so much?
- Is Smug Pepe the grown up and demented Sad/Happy Pepe or is he a different frog who is just called Pepe again?
Thanks /r9k/.
I miss poo poo pee pee
>>24362472
Pepe bullies Wojack because Wojack is weak. Wojack doesn't have Pepe's conviction and seriousness with the beta uprising, Wojack still somewhat sympathizes with the normies.
>>24363248
pepe and wojak were friends who shared their feels. Wojak remained self loathing while Pepe reached such a level of depression that he peaked, he realized that life, love, everything was a lie. He became violent and fetishistic, torturing his once close friend wojak with poo and pee
How low is your self esteem?
Low enough to almost start crying in public and harbor suicidal thoughts.
not so high considering im amazing at everything i do
As low as my GPA senpai
Has anyone here lost nofap yet? If so describe how you lost.
>>24362375
Lost on day 2. I fapped
>>24362375
I lost by forfeit.
>18 days into November
No. No one has lost nofap yet.
>having lunch in breakroom with two female coworkers
>one of them (J), jokingly asks the other (H) which of the guys in our office would she marry if forced
>(H) replies: "Probably, Brian..."
>(J) asks (H) why she chose Brian
>(H) replies: "I dunno, he's pretty chill for the most part and he's tall, I'd rather die than have short kids."
>They BOTH cackle like witches after this and (H) turns to me and says, verbatim, "Lol, no offense, Anon but I'd feel like a mom standing next to a guy your height."
We're both the same fucking height, 5'8".
I knew the manlet meme had some basis in reality, but jesus fucking christ. I didn't think any girl would be that blatant about it. I'm done with girls.
I'm a 5'3 girl and I would date anyone as long as they aren't shorter than me, you don't necessarily have to be tall though.
Kek.
When will you actually learn?
>coworkers
>workers
>work
found your problem
>Millions of girls are pushing out digested food in the form of poop out of their buttholes right now.
even the ones who arent doing it right this second will do it sometime in the next 12 hours or so. EVERY SINGLE GIRL you have ever seen, fapped to, or found cute will take a giant dump soon.
>yfw billions of girls will poop at least one time this week.
>>24362398
Im a girl and poop once a day. Already did today. I feel great about it too.
>go to college
>all alone every class
>fastforward to today
>2 stacies and 1 chad comes up
>oh hey anon can we barrow some pencils, we really need them for a project
>sure i guess...
>they never returned it
>its the 4th time this month that people dont return my pencils
>everyone knows i have pencils since i carry a small zip bag to keep them in
What do i do to stop them from getting my pens? Whats a good excuse not to borrow them out?
I've thought about saying: "Sorry im keeping them for my mates". But i can't do that since i don't have any.
Anyone got any ideas what i should say?
>>24362185
No one returns my pencils, Im not giving them out anymore, sorry.
/thread
>>24362185
>i carry a small zip bag to keep them in
college isn't 3rd grade OP
>good excuse not to borrow them out
>borrow them out
It's "lend them out," anon.
As to your question:
>>24362224
has got it.
any skinny robots here?
who /always freezing here/
Fuck off you hairy faggot
>>24362025
You're not skinny, this thread is dumb, you are dumb
>>24362025
I never got cold until i went from 250 to 180 lbs. how do you skinny guys stay warm? Holy fuck it feels awful
I fucking hate normies REEEEEEEEEEE
Part two
>tfw being a virgin and reading college girls talking about being horny and sex on Normie Yak
Jesus why am I torturing myself like this?
>>24362012
>>24362026
You got fucked and rekt. Oh sorry, KEKT. Do you think /r9k/ is here to validate you and make you feel warm and fuzzy you little whiny bitch?
There is nothing wrong with foreskin! If we were meant to have our glans exposed constantly we would not have one!
>tfw circumcised.
>tfw hate my mutilated penis!
>tfw no perfect shiny glans.
Kill me now F@m!
>Male mutilation is legal and encouraged
>Female mutilation is illegal and abhorrent
>Judaism intensifies!
>>24362000
>tfw uncut
>comfy in all clothes, very sensitive
>so sensitive you come in 30 seconds tops
